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Technology Market / Mtn 500% Bonus Reverted ? by castonn(m): 8:32am On Sep 20, 2012
for what seem as if som mtn calls plan has been unlisted in d on goin 500% bonus promo. These affected ppl in zoning package. Even during there un peak hour, wen mtn charges at higher rate. If some ppl hav benefited from dia flop, dat shul not be a reason to deny d innocent ones dia benefits. If ur in dat plan and it did not affect you, kno it! it is a gradual process
Science/Technology / Re: Be Conscious Of These Present Life Bc Of These; by castonn(m): 6:38pm On Aug 13, 2012
answer the phone, because the radiation is 1000 times stronger. Can u Forward dis to ppl u care about, as I just did? Kindness costs nothing. knowledge is power. Inform ur family & friends.
Science/Technology / Be Conscious Of These Present Life Bc Of These; by castonn(m): 6:32pm On Aug 13, 2012
[color=#006600][/color] United States has found new Cancer in human beings caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you buy recharge cards, don't scratch with nails as it contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause Skin Cancer. Important Health Tips:> Answer phonecalls with the left ear.> Don't take ur medicine with coldwately after taking medicine. When phone battery is low to last bar, don't
Car Talk / Re: What To Do When Your Brakes Fail? by castonn(m): 10:23am On Aug 09, 2012
grin. I,Ll bring out my leg out dia lik its done wt bycle .MUA humbl suggestion
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Seen Ayotunde Aliu? by castonn(m): 1:42pm On Aug 08, 2012
Father lord I declare ur brim stone of fire which guided Israeli to promise land to give dis young man a safety in as much as his sin pls pardon and remit his sin just by ur grace we prayed thru Christ our intermidiator to God Himself Amen

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Politics / Re: Senators Uncover ₦3B Fake Police Pension Account by castonn(m): 10:09am On Apr 04, 2012
they ar criminals untill dey ar proven innocent Egodinogwu
Phones / Do Ur Mtn Zonin Charges U Much? by castonn(m): 11:38am On Mar 31, 2012
recently mtn launches mtn zonin for cheaper calls bt som ppl ar complaining about over charging more to dia previous mtnplans. Sometimes u'll be told ur call will be charged at 40.00k or 15.00k per sec. What do dey mean. From my understanding 40.00k per sec means 40naira No kobo. Some of ppl i'v contacted ar planning to hop out of d plan whil som say dey ar enjoyin it. Well for me am plannin to go back to my family and friends plan bc last i tried it whil havin 54naira on my phone, it only took me 1min 43sec to exhorst my 54naira. I kno dat even if dey charg me as low as 0.03kobo today tomorrow will be 40naira covering dia yesterday loss. Behold dey ar truly EMPTY-END
Politics / Re: Confusion In Police Headquarter Abuja by castonn(m): 9:43am On Mar 20, 2012
babaowo: This drama will be very very interesting! We r watching! Naija nd drama!!!
if i be a force man i'll join 9ija police force bt now an a civilian somebody call me caston
Politics / Re: Godwin Daboh Adzuana Is Dead by castonn(m): 1:49pm On Mar 15, 2012
Miroslav klose: Smh lol.

Mukinatu WTH is he? i dont think i"ve heard is name before.

I dont even kno d malam, how many cattle did he get
Sports / Re: Chelsea To Pay 2M POUNDS For 14yr Old Nigerian by castonn(m): 12:03pm On Oct 16, 2011
what the tredread is 14YRS IN FOOTBALL NOT 14YRS OLD need spectacle
seunlayi:

14 years old? So oyinbo can also be fooled.
Politics / Re: Abdulsalami Wanted Obj Killed – Al-mustapha by castonn(m): 4:19pm On Aug 07, 2011
this is what i called ganished truth bc alkl he said are truth bt he had to ganishe it to make it acceptable even to the layman understrandin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed did i talk
Sports / Re: I Regret Playing For Nigeria - Michael Eneramo by castonn(m): 2:13pm On Aug 07, 2011
sorry we have another set of goal making matching worming up to replace our ever untired strikers pls may be u shuld concider reapplying to tunnisia weather they we consider u 2nd bench reserve or better field cleaner grin grin grin
semid4lyfe:

Lets do a comparative analysis of Michael Eneramo vis-à-vis the Forwards invited by Samson Siasia for the Ghana friendly. His he better than any of them?

Obinna Nsofor Vs Michael Eneramo = Obinna Nsofor

Victor Anichebe Vs Michael Eneramo = Victor Anichebe

Ikechukwu Uche Vs Michael Eneramo = Ikechukwu Uche

Osaze Odemwingie Vs Michael Eneramo = Osaze Odemwingie

Ekigho Ehiosun Vs Michael Eneramo = Ekigho Ehiosun

Emmanuel Emenike Vs Michael Eneramo = Emmanuel Emenike

**Brown Ideye Vs Michael Eneramo = Brown Ideye

Others players ahead of him on the perking list in my opinion (In terms of recent performance/form and ability) are: **Obafemi Martins, Michael Uchebo, Anthony Ujah, Kim Ojo & Simon Zenke. . .and the larter three never get Super Eagles invitation o shocked

Hell, I'll even pick home-based Uche Nwofor of Enugu Rangers and the Flying Eagles ahead of him. Michael Eneramo should ''mechionu'' and let his performance and goals speak for him jare.

Car Talk / Re: Innoson Vm Launches A New and more affordable Bus Called "innoson Hummer" by castonn(m): 11:56am On Aug 07, 2011
grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Romance / Re: ??? by castonn(m): 1:13pm On Aug 05, 2011
I met a gal on fb recently, n we got talkin, n little later, she said she lyks me n i reciprocated, so we startd dating, n later i went 2 see ha in skul cos she stay alone, wen i got there i realize she had bow legs which she neva told me, so i didnt say anytin cos i didnt want ha 2 feel bad, bt i knew dere was no way we cud be 2geda, i playd alone n made luv 2 ha dat nite, i broke wit ha yday grin grin grin this a similar post may be u two ar in nairaland
Politics / Re: Ojukwu On Life Support And In Critical Condition by castonn(m): 4:24pm On Jul 26, 2011
if ojukwu is condemned bc of his move for actualization of sovereign state of biafra then we shall condemn the introduction of sharia, introduction of Islamic banking, the moves so far by boko  angryharam and o embarassedthere illegal moves of which most of nor than politicians are involved in
Romance / Re: She Is Married But Kept Calling And Sending Romantic Messages by castonn(m): 12:05pm On Jul 22, 2011
she is available bt i must tell u not reachable bt if u must make her reachable u have to embrace grenade purely brewed by (((((gbomm)))))((((((gbom)))) harm shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: What Shameless Woman Sleeps With Her Friends Son? by castonn(m): 12:16pm On Jul 20, 2011
. Weeping profusely, she begged her husband it would never happen again-that Sesan was infatuated with her and she was more or less blackmailed emotionally to sleep with him.
“I had to plead with her husband to give her another chance. The poor man was obviously besotted with her as he readily forgave. When Mariam saw me off, I told her I’d seen some of the texts and picture messages she sent to my step-son.
She looked a bit embarrassed but promised that would be the end of the affair. So you can imagine how shocked I was when Gbola told me he believed the relationship was still on. That despite all their promises, the lovers couldn’t keep away from each other and had began texting again. Sesan had even gone to Mariam’s house for sex at least once. That did it!
This time, I knew her husband would be at work and really laid into her when I called at her house. How could she consciously destroy everything she’d built over the years?
“It was then she confessed her husband was almost impotent. That Sesan saved her marriage in a way and he hadn’t done anything that he didn’t want to. I had to call my husband to tell him everything, the way the affair was going, Mariam’s husband could resort to desperate measures – especially if he lost his house along with his wife.
My husband had to show Sesan the depth of his disapproval by coming down as soon as he could. This time, Sesan wasn’t as defiant as he was when I appealed to him to leave Mariam alone. In fact, he was scared especially when his dad threatened to throw him out of the house. .
“We haven’t heard anything yet from Gbola and I pray that Mariam sees reason. London is a very cosmopolitan city and she could get any young stud she wants, there are agencies that specialize in things like that without putting your marriage in jeopardy.
Poor Sesan didn’t have a chance against a desperate house-wife with a lot of money and time on her hand. We only hope that he’ll have enough will- power to wean himself off the forbidden fruit he’d bitten into
THE END sorry to those truth is biter
Romance / Re: What Shameless Woman Sleeps With Her Friends Son? by castonn(m): 9:17am On Jul 18, 2011
“I couldn’t believe what I read, along with the images of a naked desperate temptress trying to snare a much younger lover. I was thinking of what to do when Mariam’s husband paid us a visit. He didn’t know I’d arrived, he came to ask Gbola to warn Sesan off his wife. He had gone to work as usual but felt ill and went back home unexpectedly. “I heard moanings from the bedroom and ran upstairs.
I tried to turn the bedroom door handle but it was locked. I was enraged, something was definitely going on that shouldn’t. I forced the door open and there, to my disgust, was my wife in bed with Sesan on top of her. Both of them were naked. Sesan was in shock.
Without thinking, he leapt from the bed and ran out of the house. When I looked out of the bedroom window, he was clutching his clothes and running like a man possessed in one of my toweling robes. I was livid. I slapped Mariam a couple of times and threatened to let Gbola know what was going on, I didn’t know you’d arrived the country.
Romance / What Shameless Woman Sleeps With Her Friends Son? by castonn(m): 1:39am On Jul 17, 2011

According to Ayoka, she ran into Sesan at a wedding and invited him over for lunch the following Sunday, “No one knew if the invitation was premeditated as Mariam knew who Sesan was – my step-son, Ayoka said. But a few weeks later, Gbola said she came visiting with a hamper of mouth watering dishes – and two chilled bottles of wine. My son spent a few hours with them but seeing Mariam wasn’t in a hurry to leave, he went to bed.

Mariam must have left with Sesan because Gbola didn’t see him till the next day. When Sesan bragged much later that he had a hot older girl friend he was shagging, my son protested, reminding him she was my friend. But Sesan just shrugged and kept on meeting Mariam for sex. She knew what she was doing was wrong but her needs were stronger than her conscience and her poor husband had no chance matched against a stud like Sesan. She sent her lover sexy text messages and pictures of herself naked. My son wanted to use Sesan’s phone when he saw everything and sent all messages to his phone so I could see them. TO BE CONTINUE
Events / Minimum Wage: Govs Bow To Labour, Agree To Pay N18,000 by castonn(m): 1:28am On Jul 17, 2011
grin cheesy grin Abuja - The 36 state governors under the aegis of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, NGF, yesterday, bowed to pressure and agreed to pay the N18,000.00 minimum wage to their workers.
Romance / Re: I'm I That Handsome Or Cute? by castonn(m): 9:26pm On Dec 12, 2010
I once liked a film that featured a man with a ''full-stop mustarch'' but later i discover the same man 2 be ADULF H.T.A now i hate him with passion lol

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