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[quote author=mc~evans]Check my wall. The moderator edited it.[/quote]Don't try such thing next time, it's really embarrassing.

My Conversation With a MTN
Customer Care This Morning











As in........ A MTN......... U can't write correct English abi ?

which ever one. Just make it look good on u.

idowuswap: Igbos with dirty mind.well we all know that robbery is a proffessional buziness 4 igbos.why are they using thier poverty life 2 affect other.sincere nigerian.if they can not work then they should go and jump inside ATLANTIC ocean.useless peeps.thieffffffffff

I don't blame ur age.

OkwaIfugo: As long as they didn't kill anyone...let the church learn a lesson from the note they dropped and also let God judge the bandits.

learn from what??!!! Just don't comment again. U Don't understand#

only.... I repeat....only God knows what to do. God will arrest them just like HE did to Saul.

ooooooooooohhhhh!!!yet another goallllll!!!!!!!!!!

Ifeanyi Uba don kill person be dat! Igbo kwenu!! Na wa ooo real wa!!!

PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:
If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body
A roof over your head and A
place 2 sleep
U r richer than 75% of the
entire
world.
If you have
money in your wallet A little
change
And Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the
worlds wealthy people.
If you alive today with more
health than illness,
U are more blessed than the
million
people
who will not survive this week
and die.
If you can actually 'READ' this
message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3
billion people in the world who
Cannot see
Cannot read Or suffer mental
retardation.
Life is not about complaining
pain
and sorrows. It's about a
thousand other
reasons
to Thank our Creator!!!
Like and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to
claim this.

lefulefu: de, dey talk about many things.dem dey talk about how dem chop one mumu the other day.dem go also talk about having about eight boyfriends.one babe go yarn about collecting at least 30k from each of her eight boyfriends everyday.another one go yarn about having two sugar daddies and how these two sugar daddies wan die for her.another babe go also yarn about how one married one dey threaten her because the husband dey always dey visit am every saturday evening .na for inside hair dressing saloon dem go dey yarn all this one

U really cracked me.lol. Guy they must be gisting alot more than this.

cindyrella: Feel free to find that out ya self!

hey!!!! U're neither the #mod nor the #op here.

cindyrella: #Gbam
Op, you have your answer. THREAD CLOSED!!!

nt closed yet, there are more things u guys discuss. Feel free to tell.

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Wetin u call am?[/quote]d**k

[quote author=Maria-G]na wa o...this guy na jjc o.....abi na chineke boy?[/quote]na today u know

berylLOL: hehehe..not 'my' properties stalker, was doin it 4 some1. Yh nd i have alwez been here..

Nwa make u go pay Seun for one Ads slot to boost ur comercial potentials, i can see that marketer in u

[quote author=Maria-G]She already answered you...abi you no know wetin blokous be?[/quote]BLOKOUS?! Na d name una give am

[quote author=Stella_Bella]I discuss blokous size, width , length , girth, durabillity, efficiency and its staminization [/quote]of what?

Jojo Armani: berylLOL has been coming is dis section frequently. @BerylLOL have u finish selling ur properties in Property section. #justasking#

hahaha.....selling what kinda things?

Jojo Armani: may ur days be long.

Take my golden finger.
The Gods re wise

I feel u my man *kpokponki*

berylLOL: stil trying to get it *cryin*

u cant get it sweety, u must be carried.

Oluwa z is my helmet I shall not lack
kariability.he maketh me to bendel my
coconut in d green leaf,he leads milo
beside d brutal river niger anota to
jamantule.He tinaturne my soul even
thou i migrate to the mist of a badamustical number 6undergound i
still remaint a corosive entity 4 he
remainet wit milo,d gods chiefosis and
entities maket milo tick and fit,they
preparet a buluteted soli b4 milo,in d
presidential hotel of my akripas.dey blesmentua my coconut wit a holi
water.My kariability is bembestic,surel y
chingom tom tom miki shall shine milo
all my market days in comraduim and
milo shall embibe till infinity in d
presidential of eledumare from nasarawa till infinity. Shame applies to
all entities in d whole gala.
Gud day palz

berylLOL: wat about he who doesn't laff at all?

na deaf man

1.He who fights and runs away ....Na
fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey say him mama no go
sleep...na orphanage home fit am.
3. A rolling stone...go scatter everything.
4. He who lives in a glass
house....pepper don rest for am.
5. A stitch in time....na tear-tear U just
avoid.
6. Birds of d same feather....na d same mamaborn dem.
7. One good turn.........na correct power
steering be that.
8. A bird in hand....na barbeque be that.
9. Half bread....is better than buns.
10. D journey of a thousand miles....O’ boy e beta make u go airport go enter
aeroplane.
11. The patient dog....Na hunger go kill
am.
12. All work no play....Na Bank worker
be dat. 13. He who laughs last........no
understand d joke quick.

slimchi2k2: funny bro u try

tnx buddy

Jarus: Fair enough. But not with 50k credit per month that I hardly exhaust sef.

50k per month!!!!!. Guy! Eermh u na big man o. I can only afford in bits, saying.... 100niara for just 2days.

7 months old twins were in their mother's womb playing, they saw a d**k heading toward them.
1st: Daddy is coming to play with us.
2nd: Mumu! It's not daddy, it's uncle.
1st: What do you mean?
2nd: Daddy doesn't wear nylon.
1st: Mmmmh.....
2nd: You will see that this one will not give us icecream before leaving.

U ought to have all the lines in case of free browsing tweaks, bonanza, discounts, network disappointments, awooof credit, c'on!

All the network lines in Naija get their own separate phone. 4 phones is just what I carry about.

America! The sexy country.

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. U got me laughing!!!

1.kissing
2.eating chocolate
3.alcohol
4.smoking weed
5.sex 6.having money
7.falling in love
8.knowing GOD
9.getting married
10.having babies
11.having peace of mind 12.sleeping
13. being rich
14.others (specify)