When you buy on the streets, you'll likely land a fake for the device.

I buy my device from recognized dealers with valid warranty. No time for fakish things in my life.

This post really got me laughing like a maniac.

For me, I really don't know what I would do other than laugh till my ribs crack, and then, call all my neighbors to come and hear the poo my babe is doling out.

NB: Remember, God visited Joseph in his sleep to advise him; otherwise, he would've shown Mary the door.

And some gals will see all these red flags and still stay put with the excuse..."I LOVE HIM."

Listen dearies, you can change a child but it's highly difficult to change an adult. Please don't stay with the notion that you will change him eventually. It may never happen.

Simple, the non cancerous lumps on their chests with t.i.ts. Touching these takes me to cloud 9 cloud 7

Hmm! All I know is that...

A guy can buy a car (with money);

A lady can equally buy a car (with money too);

And, there's nothing wrong if the girl is the one on four (after all, no rule states it must be the guy).

The girl who made such statement must be in her early 20s coz when her age clock begins to tick westward, she would understand that car is just a bonus and not a necessity for a relationship.

Ewooo! Na so e dey take start, small small. Long throat (A.K.A, greed) is the bane of most of our women.

Abeg chill, even if you are, the fear of 14yrs things wouldn't let you come out clean.\

But this homosexual thing sef, I now mind how I relate with my male friends these days coz I don't want to be labeled HOMO from the blue. (Disgusting, spits out).

All I know is that she's beauriful beautiful, though, not genuinely smiling for reason(s) best known to her.

@OP

Your friend is not the only one facing this problem coz a lot of ladies out there are in the same shoes. I have close cousins who are above 35 sef. Foe example, in the compound where I live, the BQ (four rooms) is being occupied by four different ladies who are above 35 or even 40; and non of them is married.

So, the problem is not peculiar to your friend. It's just that men are everywhere but hubbys are very scarce to find these days. I blame it mostly on the harsh economic realities on ground and the attitude of some of our ladies who would rather remain single than settle with a man that is yet to make it.