₦airaland Forum

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#2ecc71]I want you 2 stop hiding yer face.It's not fair. [/color]

Ima show ya later trust me....I will chat u later thou... Wanna sleep now

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#9999ff]uhn uhn. You were attracted I wanna be attracted 2[/color]

U want me to give up uh?

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#00cccc]but you not even wearing yer real face,how do I know I wanna talk with you.[/color]

Doesn't matter babe...ima show ya when its time

ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#64dd16]seexxxxxy!!!
Obontami can you wear just this for me?[/color]

hey babe u hot...wanna have some private chats wif u

The first part were funny thou

Rip to him.
At 90, I think he's old enough. ...jos doesnt have any business in naija, it should be in Europe

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What else can we say rather than saying that the lord is wonderful

.....[size=13pt]1stly, I don't know this dude as a Nigerian striker.
2ndly, am I the only who thinks that footballers are always more serious in relationships than any other career?
3rdly, if u love the wife u married so much, u won't mind buying her Bugatti. Except u some greedy shitty hubby.
Kudos to him[/size]

Africa is so fucjed up shit

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U should add charly boy and small doctor to that list

Gooooaaaallll aaaaatttt llllaaaaassssttt!!!!!! Raaaaasssshhhhhfffffooorrrddddd

Hazzzaaaarrrdddd

Leicester for the win

Coooooossssssssttttttttaaaaaaaaaaa

Goooaaallllllllll

FCK both

F

Mehn the kind thunderlistic thunder wey go strike the rest of our poliidiots still dey gym for heaven

Am I the only one finding all these funny?

fiizznation:
These guys always find one way or another to bring the president into their mess. Was buhari the person that brought modu-sheriff to PDP and made him the national chairman? Anyone who knows sheriff well knows the man is a complete troublemaker. You PDP guys thought you can use and dump him like a sack of rotten onions. You PDP guys made him chairman of your party so that he can settle some of yours debts with his own pocket money, and after he settled some of your debts, you guys wanted to play a very fast one on him.
I still don't understand why the PDP are calling the president's name into their disagreements. We all heard how the ekiti man and his rivers counterpart were singing the praises of modu-sheriff when he was technically brought in to lead the party to the 'promise land'. Now nobody talks about the ekiti man or the rivers man again, all we are awash with from the PDP guys are 'buhari, APC, military regime, dictatorship' and some other irrelevant nonsense.
The sorry situation of the PDP can be liken to a man who married an unfaithful lady as a wife even when he knows the lady isn't loyal. Just 2months into their wedding and the wife have started sleeping around with his neighbors and what not. Now instead of this man to blame himself for marrying an unfaithful wife even when he knows she is a hoe before he married her, No he didn't do that. Rather he started blaming his office colleagues for his predicament and miscalculation. The man even blamed his grandfather in the village for his woes.

Shut DA hell up zombie