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Karleb: Actually, all I know about programming is html, css and very little of JavaScript, so no website for now.


and I don't save my code online because I don't really know how to go about it .

But errm I wanna learn!

But I need to know which stage you are so as to know where to start

Karleb: Yes!

.. and while at it I could also help you with markup languages, mainly Html & Css and all you've got to do is to provide the server-side, datzall.

Oh I see. Seems you are a front end guy, can you gimme some links of jobs you have done

Karleb: Bros I dey gbadun you.

So the bond must be covalent and not any other type of bond because covalent bond deals with the sharing of ELECTRON

Yes o

Bunchersstab: Breeze blow fowl nash d tym wey NL crash for 5days...

I know most of the beautiful and ugly ladies on NL, u need to see thier profile pictures on Facebook.
I decide to trace thier Monikers,emials,fb comment d day Oga Seun decide to appear of FB.

Why am i saying all dis?
If u knw say u wowo & u don comment say plenty guys dey toast u daily abeg go bak & edit ya comment b4 i brake rules bring out ya DP & FB names here.
Last warning!!!

Bro I beg you in God's name EXPOSE THEM!!!!

maekhel: lol

Yes nw

Karleb: Egbon, your analysis up there is like saying "would you rather kill yourself or commit suicide?"

E too strong o.

So in short, the key to success in tertiary institution is COPY CRAM and PASTE.

No but COPY,PASTE then BONDING(makesure its a covalent bond) there are some courses that are just too abstract and hard to cram so you divide the topics among your selfs then you have a formation of seating in the exam hall. You can do a 4-4-2, you cad do 4-3-3. The beauty of 4-3-3 is that you have 3 strkers which means your chances of scoring a "B" is high. Remember it works in a reverse I.e from the strikers to the midfiled then to the defenders and the last is the keeper. Mostly the keeper is a complete dull brain) but as a serious christian bonding is a sin so you better bond well with God if you can't bond with man

Should you need a website please let me know

*remember if your business is not online then you are not in business*

If Seun doesn't watch it what befell 2go chat room is still coming to infect this website, once its over riden by toddlers matured minds will port

NgeneUkwenu: The Owner Loves Nairaland The Way It Is Now! So Go and Die!

Now see one of them, do you even know who you just said that to? Do you have manners at all?

sexylogan: Even worwor babes wey guy never toast for their life go com here now dey claim say guys dey worry dem everyday...

Don't mind them, by the way who has time for such old school ways sef

So how much have you made

3plehbeats: @mitvlagos we r a Television Station based in Ikeja Thanks.

Will u follow back?

[quote author=]Na so o, the post looks very suspicious from the onset, but if i warned you guys, you might think it is bad-belle.[/quote]Me sef know nw...just dey play along ni, its high time we install AMADIORAH spirit on this webmaster section to strike some clients back to hell where they belong

josieboy: To be built from scratch using these technologies (Php, Html,"Css, Javscript and sql ) .
unique design sample wld be presented before coding begins .
price : N300,000
contact me on : 08184096896

Chai- chai-- daris is God oo...why you copy my price

Remember daris godth in everything we do

guru01: Na only me waka come, How come @dhtml is not here to bid?

Some people don't bid when the client comes from hell

Karleb: Oga mi, please will you take me as your "omo ise"?

You sure you warn learn

Karleb: So everything must be in their way, and those people go get pikin for another school.

Na so my brother o, only few lectures and very few ones maybe like two in the whole department will let you read to understand , so don't be decieved once you enter scl just start to dey cram, if you do it well you will graduate with a first class but mind you, you may not be relevant to the society cos you have learnt nothing or you can read to understand and be creative but you will likely graduate with a third class or if God is with you a 2.2 but you will be equiped enough for the labour market. SO THE CHOICE IS YOURS

Get a tutor to atleast put you through, a tutor is like a walker for babies, then I won't advice you to visit php.net cause you are likely to find it difficult to understand somethings there, as for me php.net is meant for intermediate or Pros.

Start by instaling all necessary things like warm server notepad plus or any text editor of your choice. Then learn the installations, after that learn how to use your browser to output your result I.e type localhost or 127.0.0.1 on your browser then go ahead to learn variables and some small code lines apllication of it . Eg
<?php
$seun="A boy";
Echo $seun;
?>

Goodluck

Irishkez am attracted(not the dating type) I will like to know you more pls

Karleb: Chaiiii
Bros this one gidigan o.


BTW, did you schooled at LAUTECH?

Yes o, na God save me sef, third class plenty die. 1÷1=2

0.5÷0.5÷0.5÷0.5 is also equals to 2. But if your lecturer gives you the first in his Godforsaken manual and you read to understand and give him the second example I gave then you score "F" in that course, I didn't know this not until I got to 400L but the damage has already been done. You keep wandering how you failed the course or score soo low in it.

ScanLess: MADCOW DISEASE , THIS FORUM IS FOR INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION BY INTELLIGENT MINDS. NOT UR HORN-AND-HOOF CONTEST, PLS WIPE THE DUST WELL FROM UR EYES , SO U CAN SEE THESE CARS ARE ALREADY CRUISING NIAJA ROADS GRACEFULLY, SORRY I FORGOT U ARE IN THE DESERT, SAY HI TO THE BABOONS THERE

Do Baboons live in the desert

vickers95: For cool stuff, ff www.twitter.com/herovickers

Am following you

Karleb: But seriously , I'll advice you to read and understand because cramming might be good but reading and understanding is always better.

Bro although you maybe right but I will advice you learn how to cram oo, especially if you scl in LAUTECH my brother na third class or pass you dey take play oo

You must cram word for word, full stop for full stop, comma for comma

Apatheist: Numbers do not win wars.

It was because of this I asked you to go and fight china then come back and say numbers don't win wars but the Israelis are so few compared to the array of armies against them but God fought for them, so I can beat my chest and tell you that Israel can defeat china if God fights for them, remember they are the chosen one

Which one be all this scary queries sef..abeg no blind my eyes now, and softly dey quote long comments na...some of us na 3310 we dey take browse o

Anyway back to the topic, just get the id of the message or comments or whatever it maybe I.e $id=$_GET['Id'] then combine the tables together do a LEFT JOIN ON....then use the $id LOBATAN, then stop naming your tables user or comments or posts, you make its easier for me to hack you

*coughs*...*coughs loud*...yawns...*coughs again*

DURATION: 5weeeks

PRICE:N300,000

" please don't ask me what language am using...you may not live long ",

ISP1KSDATROOF: Like I said: Read!

Y'all Nigerians are about the most ignorant group on the face of the earth and Ive been stationed in more countries than you got fingers and toes, so I can categorically attest to this.

NOWHERE IN MY POST DID I SAY AMERICANS DONT LIKE JEWS. I specifically stated that African-Americans can't stand them; then I went on to mention other Nationalities. But, reading is obviously hard work for you and comprehension is even harder work. Just so your ignorant self knows--- I AM JEWISH ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE! I am not a practicing one however, I do not believe in organized religion even though I believe in the concept of "God".

And as for the United States "supporting" Israel, I won't go into specifics or try to explain anything because your response alone shows that you will have no idea what Im talking about. Trying to explain anything to you will be akin to me speaking Mandarin to a window frame...utter waste of time.

Go pick up a few books and read and enlighten yourself.

And Just so you know, yes, a very high majority of Americans do hold unfavorable views about Jews. But African-Americans are the most vocal when it comes to voicing their displeasure. When blacks were being discriminated against, Jews were too. The Civil Rights Act did not "free" only blacks, it also freed Jews. But, you're an unlearned African, you probably wouldn't understand.

You just said nothing OMO ALE JATI JATI

Apatheist: Numbers do not win wars.
Israeli military technology has also been more sophisticated than its neighbors.
The USA also gives them about 30 billion dollars yearly as military aid.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

So in 1976 Isreal had a sophisticated army Please go and read about the 6day war, a small nation that just settled couldn't have been able to fight if not for God. If you think war is not about number then go and fight china