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binger: löoks like xcess cvnt blurred ur comprehending my question ...which IM are u available on-BBM,2go,Skype...choose one and we'll take off

ofcourse she understood u,she said u shd pick 1 den she wld join u

D-Explorer:
Ok baby, after the kiss, can i suck your tongue?

D dats just gross na

uj_sizzle: Uhm cdamsel take it easy on them boiz...

I tot I was na?who b dem abeg no vex

D-Explorer:
Oh dear, that was just my observation for last week. Can i give you a hug?

kiss ll do

Mynd_44: yes ma'am

where do I meet u sweet honey comb

DE y my name no dey there?

Mynd_44: Ice cream time

buy me some & wld like sprinkles on mine plsssss

dopeJemi: U want a kiss 4 an apology?


Emmm!

Can I offend u n use a wet kiss 2 apologize?

I wish I was a sucker 4 wet kisses, ,moreso don't tempt fate,u might get d boots instead of d kiss,hahahah

k2039: So what will fix it

it means na kiss go fix am

k2039: Oya sorry,make u no vex

notin a kiss won't fix

dopeJemi:

U never can tell oh

Strange topics make d front page on nairaLand nowadays


Don't be surprised wen u see a topic like "a rat waz stepped on by accident" making d front page

I agree wit u,I barely ve anytin 2 comment on front page topics dis days

uj_sizzle: what if she likes being fat?

don't get me rong,u shdnt change som1 2 suit u,was just giving a pratical soln,

k2039: Dont mind them jare,if you have to change someone to suit you,then it's time to have a rethink,why not go for someone else then.

by dem u mean mewas just about asking if u were my cuz cos he luv fat girls also,a skinny girl won't make his head turn,now u ve vex me

dopeJemi: Na wa 4 u sef


Waz she thin b4 u fell inlove wiv her

Didn't u notice dat she waz fat b4 u dated her

Y complaining nau?

If u cud date her knowing she waz fat it means u didn't av any problem wiv it

Or r u just trynna create a thread dat will go 2 d front page

dis pooh can't even make bk page sef

Register her in a gym,den u both can exercise 2gether,u can b there wit her 4 moral support,u didn't need a pastor 2 tell u dat,it is dat simple

ID morning don come ohhhhh ,abi u still dey club?

vivian chinaza: Last night was awesome! Go figure! *winks*

I can't,details pls

CHAIRMAN1: This thread has set a record!
426 view and 262 comments!
Comment to view ration is the highest I've seen on nairaland

bros u just come?threads way dey 300pages nko?

2cups of tea,I cup of coffee,coming right up girls.cindy u passed out?wetin u come drink na
vivi hw was last 9t?*winks*

Hung over,*making cup of tea*

ItsModella: really? and I'm meant to swallow that lie?

go girl

flanrey: Pepperly!

hp it HOT enough 4 ya

flanrey: Nothing boo, was just havin some chitty chat with your friend. Come give pappy a kiSs

liar liar pants on fire

flanrey: Just come here real quick sugar... Ella went to fix her make-up in the convenience

as much as quickey's re exciting,I can't walk over my modella ,watch my lil butt shake as I walk away

vivian chinaza: Thanks babes. I so owe you!

just keep shaking it,I actually like 2 watch,nt a pervert ohhhh

flanrey: I like that...come sit on my laps, there's something I wanna show u bout your waist

make I push ella commot?

D-Explorer:
We need 2 bouncers here pls

DE y re u cranky?

vivian chinaza: Sorry babe, my bad ok. I just needed to get me off his radar. My man was watching and I'm so h*****y that I can't afford a fight tonight. Pls forgive me ok.

apology accepted,I was 1ce in luv 2 so I think I understand a lil bit

vivian chinaza: Look around then, someone is vulnerable, get her drunk and you get the brea.st milk.

vivi,dats mean na

ItsModella: We've played some yoruba hits, now we're gonna take you to the Eastern part of Nigeria and hit you up with some of Flavour's hits. Ashawo remix
olingo continues afterall, alcohol alcohol
nwa baby, ye mu ife gi
ala dala dada go, ife bala bada go....
and dey want some kporokotokpotomto
she come dey poimpiompiompiom
waka waka baby oh yeah...wuru wuru baby....
baby sawale, sawa sawa sawale ashhhhhhh...

dis babe is HOT

flanrey: huni strings were neva suppose 2 b attached,y den did I come 2 dis club un-escorted

Just a couple drinks, no strings attached

vivian chinaza: Yea, we are so E-into each other, he just wants me to have fun with the ladies. I will definitely give him the lap dance later tonight at somewhere warm and dark. *winks*

just lap dance

flanrey: Hey sugar, how bout a couple drinks

u neva master d art of flirtation,wen u do?u wld get d key 2 d valley

ItsModella: Make we drink again so dat our body go hot for the doing.
I want my cranberry and vodka now.

itsmodella & fianrey sitting on a tree,K-I-S-S-I-N-G

ItsModella: oya, flips to Davido's dami duro
e ma dami duro eh
emi omo baba olowo
ani wo fe da ma dami duro
ewo won, won fe ba mi nawo

u re doing a beta job dan ID as dj ohhhh

ikekings: Lol... I think I will pass... I'm here partially... You can have fun with the ladies...

vivi wats rong?tot u were E-into ike?

I am very vunerable 29t guys,just get me drunk & u get 2 take me home

flanrey: Go where?
I nor go gree o, after 4bottles of Moet u wan run
***breaks bottle...Gbege must shele

I tot u re a big boi?control urself yung man