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ggrin: Yayayayayayayayayaya

Today is my e-crush birthday

The first thing that came to my mind this morning was that today is your Birthday. I hope I've been the first one to wish you because you're special for me. Happy Birthday kelvin ggrin!


Let da parry begin
Dj daveP
Stripper Cdamsel (husband snatcher)
Lemme give you a lap dance




Kelvin tonight go bam











Xsenga

No vex say my stripper skills better pass yours?at least it made kelvingraphics put a ring on it

But I fit borrow u for this night sha o,we have to strike a deal,if i borrow u u go return am so?

Ehhh,sorry I beat you to the thread abeg no vex,just hug transformer

JigsawKillah: Jigs is here


HBD my nigga/ may you get bigger/ nigga you ain't no midwife but you deliver/ you turn one year plus today, it means you're gonna make more figures/ till a Millie would be like chicken change to pop liquor/

I ain't done yet, may your dreams come true/ may your chick love you/ may you be the ruler of those who insult you/ telling people like Nicki Minaj say bïtch Bleep you/

lol

see you got cdamsel, heard she hot/ that aside, man you damñ lucky, see the words she dropped/ I bet she took a worthy spot/ in your heart, how did you get such a hot chick? u used an herbal drug?/


more to come later
hope you get entertained



SAW

that caught my eye,pls do explain further?

Happy birthday my dearest kelvingraphics,just few days we started our E- relationship & it has been waxing stronger day by day until the day you refuse to gimme soup money

I wish you a happy birthday and wish u the finest things in life,u have earn it & sure as hell deserve it.

The lord will always be with you & prolong your days here on earth and give you the wisdom to keep pressing on.

You are one in a million,

I sure hope nobody beat me to this thread ooooo
It's now over to Leetunachi,daveP, Idowuogbo to get this show on the road

NOTE: Please do come with a date,i no won hear say them thief person babe ooooooo

naijaboiy: KelvinGraphics!!!
Your attention is needed here ASAP!!

we ve a good understanding

naijaboiy: Ok you be male

yes

naijaboiy: You've spoken well sir LaurelP....

But will they Hear word

[size=50pt]NO! [/size]



They won't hear,,they'll keep woman-wrappering without trying to do a little background study of the person first

The few persons I know on this forum that are actually female are:

MizMyColi
Rozzay
Temigracie
Xtarxhyne
Marieolae
Mstik
Frankysnow
Cdamsel
Softsparkyy
Priscaoge
Kachisbarbie

There are others too but i'm sure of this ones...fellow guys please "Look Before You Leap"
In other words...
Be sure the moniker is a female and make sure you are at least acquainted before You Send That PM

abeg how u know for sure say I be female

lanicky: Ogidigan means......very strong

It was said in a funny cartoon...dat's y some nlanders say...*this one is strong*

ogidigan

Jarus: Na hp topic nah

Thanks for "admiring from afar"

so when should I admire from near?

lanicky: Lol....o gidigan oo

abeg interpret ehhh

dre11:
So all this was going on

Have kelvingraphics accepts to father the baby self

definitely he loves us both

IrishKez: Thanks sweet!

anytime sweetie

obayaya: Odikwa serious

very serious oooo

lanicky: Lol tonight na
Ao was ur day?

my dear I no fit shout how my day was o,make I just pack for nl 4get my worries

dre11:

U said he cheated.....
Now
Story has changed to he deny the baby


Abeg damsel...nah which one u wan make I believe nah

I 4gave him for cheating but the boy deny our baby,he has tasted the forbidden fruit come dey misyarn,i had to bounce,my baby can't grow up in hostility & hatred

obayaya: Tell me something I don't know?

miracles happen people change

IrishKez: Thanks dearie
It's actually an accident(an abrasion on my ankle region due to a misstep in a staircase)

chei,that was hurt as hell,
Me sef reading it here sef dey feel am
So so sorry,rest the ankle o nne

Irishkez sorry about your health,me didn't know oooo,just saw it on this thread now
Oya no vex 4 this mad boys cos me no follow o
Pls take your meds & get well sharperly#hugs

obayaya: Kelvingraphics? and mend? in the same sentence? There must be a mistake somewhere. Did you mean to say he wrapped the heart?

not @ all,my boy is loyal to me & me alone

dre11: Hum
That's quite interesting.
I hope Kelvin is doing his best in that department because I heard u.left teeo because he didn't perform his duty

he is na,left teeo cos he denied his baby,that ship has sailed

lanicky: Good evening....Pope dre11, miss softsparkyy, pastor mrs cdamsel, prophet daveP, sis charijee, bigbro Jeffreyjames, pwety Irishkez, evangelist obayaya, usher frankben, Bishop Chibwike nd prophetess Xtarxhyne

I know when mrs enter my name but laniky abeg when pastor enter

obayaya: Yes, I have lertee.. But you can't have Irishkez. I don't want you to break her heart the way you broke cdamsel and softsparkyy's.

Not my Irishkez. She's betrothed to Ochon my man.

He's a lesser evil when compared to you

the heart has been mended o,all thanks to kelvingraphics

dre11:

I close mah mouth

But ..... Pls educate me, what do we call that dream that ladies do have

we weren't constructed that way,we get Hot we just don't ve wet dreams

dre11: So what do women have then when dreaming about having some sexxxxxx in the dreamland at night

dream ke? Why do I have to dream when I can tear kelvingraphics boxers & do the deed?

softsparkyy: No vexx my sister. Somebody please hold her ooo before she breaks my head.

@Cdamsel: I am sorry for seducing your man when you traveled. I think I was drunk that night.

guys say "bros over hoes"
Me saying sisters over niggas
No bleeping nigga can tear us apart

softsparkyy: kelvingraphics-- I hate him for loving Cdamsel so much.





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so u have nothing to say about me other than u hate kelvingraphics 4 loving me so much?

Here I was man hunting for a superb bobo 4 u so that teeo can go & die,infact I have vexxxxxxxx
Make una hold me o

dre11:
Didn't said u mention it here..... But as humans we do have wet dreams
So that's why I did ask the question and not inferred that u did say it here.....


So lady am not loosing it

men have wet dreams not women
You sure as hell losing it

dre11:
So those dreams u do have humping a guy(wet dreams).... U do live it

If am judging by ur post

abeg where I say I dey hump a guy in my dream?

I think u beginning to lose it young man

dre11:
That's where all things are possible and all things come to past

I live my dreams sweetie