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jaybee3: Why ask questions that will most certainly be answered with what you want to hear?

Mind really boggles ya know!

How about you teach them how to analyse behavioural pattern of men and in turn arrive at situational evidence based judgements.

Words are simply the easiest thing to engineer!

bros easy naaaa, u study statistics
All this big big grammar u are sharing

Jarus: Some are too common, some are useless (like the accident question), but what is common to all of them is 95% of people give lies and fantasies as answers.

Only one or two of the questions are special, others are banal lines you hear everyday.

OMG never thought I would one day see u in this section ooooo
Can I say I admire from afar

dre11: In ur dreams or reality
Because things of the dreams remains in the infinite world of imagination

why do u always say I live in dream land?

19. Am I perfect in your eyes?

The answer should always be yes, no questions asked. If he truly loves you, trust me you would be as white as snow before him.
I have a problem with this,i don't think he has to see me as perfect heck I don't c him as perfect,its about accepting each other flaws,he know the flaws re there & choose to over look it is quiet different from you are prefect
My 1kobo sha#

KelvinGraphics: Awwww. Thank U dear.

Teeo is lucky to have you too

If you need a new BF contact Ma'am PriscaOge

noooo we need take her off the claws of teeo,she deserves much better

teeo: Whats the problem with ladies I bought you Lamborghini, you say na only my money you wan chop. Oya go and meet the broke ass nigga Kelvin would give you... I am still single if you still want me sha...

U go fear na,u buy her Lamborghini but u trekking
My baby aint broke,come over to our humble abode make we feed u fat

KelvinGraphics: That's my heartbeat....

What is the problem with Softsparkyy?? Has her husby Teeo done to her what he got P.Hd in doing?? She is sounding sad and jelous.

But wetin concern us jare... Abeg chop kiss Omalicha'm

How is ur day going Nwanyi oma?? I will be coming over to pick U later xo we can go shopping. Hope U will be free ba?

lil busy now mayb later in d evening,fine by u?or should we leave it till tomorrow?

teeo: You still sound sad...

let's ask kelvin

teeo: https://www.nairaland.com/1914523/20-romantic-questions-ask-boyfriend

go there and ask him some of these questions

ask him wetin?dont need open that thread when I can ask him whatever I want na
Kills u I am happier with some1 else isn't it

JayKayMaybachz: *Smiles* Thanks sweet

lemme know if u want more

KelvinGraphics:
Baby'm, Omalicha'm, my heartbeat... Make i stop their first b4 erm Teeo and Softsparkyy go die of Jelousy


Good mawning boo

boo of life

softsparkyy: How can one guy be breaking girls heart anyhow.
Maybe we should gang up and treat his fuckup.

hahahaha
My dear I am so over him,i have made peace,i am now so happy with kelvingraphics he is just "perfect"
I know u gonna find some1 better

JayKayMaybachz: Naaaa gimme eba instead

ok,its ready pls come over to d table

toniro: Wht sup house
wht sup softsparky
wht sup cdamsel

hello good morning

JayKayMaybachz: Eermmmm!! Fried eggs with bread will do

We actually have pounded yam & okro soup,U mind?

softsparkyy:

My sister u don c am na

ochon: my oga, paddy of life, morning to you. How body na? And how's our in-law, Cdamsel?

teeo: My brother how far, Cdamsel is no longer the in-law ooo. We have moved base, am single and not searching. Maybe Irishkez sha, i still dey look her

U don hear am na,me don port,i am now kelvingraphics's queen

teeo: Do you miss me

Not in this life
Shey u don shift base

JayKayMaybachz: Wooow!! *Draws her close* I want yhu to make me breakfast, Nice one... Thanks

tell me what u want to eat na

teeo: Good Morning Cdamsel, Softsparkyy, Dre11, Mztola (i have missed you oo), Shoefreak, Frankysnow, Jbluv, Ochon, Lertee, Kelvingraphics, and you.....

My husband that year,how are u doing? Hope your..... has been serviced

JayKayMaybachz: cDamsel dear, how far naaa....yhu fit kon help here? Ah wan meh yhu do something for me shaaaa

Just mention,if it ll make u smile

dre11: Thanks and u too
I guess the height did smile at u

it smiled on me o,so did someone else

dre11: Evening the lady I did feel her absence yesterday..........
And nobody did tell me where she went to



I c cheriepet, irishkez and cdamsel

Dre11 wats up na?hope ur weekend was superb
Nice week ahead

lanicky: Lol...naughty geh

Ao's u?

Btw... Where's FrankySnow?

my dear I dey oooo

r231: Amennn

Runaway bride how have you been....

U pursue me na,plenty people after you, your head come dey touch

KelvinGraphics: Seen I bu Alobam

e bu alobam

lanicky: Happy sunday everybody


frankben
Sis charijee
Sis Cheriepet
IrishKez
daveP
Dre11
Xtarxhyne
LogoDwhiz
cdamsel...my endowed fwend
FrankySnow
Bro Jeffreyjames....I'm back
spanzed
Chibwike
seunfavour
Kelvingraphics
Naijaboiy
KiddaBlingzz

Who else??

dey show urself o lanicky! U mean the endowments u took 4m me abi?
I c I am climbing up the ladder,me likely

kaycii1: .
[b].i created a post few days ago and all of sudden threads started popping up from all angles

abeg I no read the whole story this really cracked me up

KelvinGraphics: Sent

replied

KelvinGraphics: Chisos!!

Lyk seriously it didnt

WTF! and i even sent it twice.

Ayt stay close by kuz i need prompt response as iam tryna round up some stuffz. iam sending it ryt away.

saw d alert but didn't get get the message,oya send again

KelvinGraphics: Cdamsel biko do justice to my Message na. Ejoor, abeg omalicha.

Good mawning

it didn't come o,resend

Wishing R231 a happy birthday,wish u all the wonderful things in life and may you grow in wisdom.
hope you are having fun,would have sent my love but all your plenty wife fit ...... me
All this food you people are sharing I want o

#runsaway