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KelvinGraphics: Thanks Boss.

Oya CDAMSEL, lets DoroDance to the rythm of this DoroBucci song.

**Tighteens my shoe lace,,,, Oya every body make una give way i want scatter the dance floor.. D.J. JefferyJamez please increase the volume of this song... I want the feel am well**

Oya na

let's go there

KelvinGraphics: I am firing that guy after this event

Imagine the guy want chop wetin wey belong to me fa

dont mind him,na highness.
We forgive him sha

frankben: *kisses her*
don't believe cdamsel. She's trying to seduce me here. *kisses again*

Lemme o before ur babe cut my breast 4 here

charijee: Lol.....he's my hubby na

No objections sweetie! Pls do ve a great time & make a baby so y'all ll remember this day

harlos: Kelvingraphics appointed for me a personal assignment.

Those cars didn't clean themselves na...
Another person is in control

u gonna clean cars all day?

frankben: . *squeezes her breasts*

Leetunachi I am being molested here oooooo

JeffreyJamez: Thank you!!

ve u finished ur 3rd plate?

Leetunechi: ok sire


but cdamsel is not here yet

slaps him,u say?

Leetunechi: no problem at all * order for honesty*



me want alomo

tonite i go mek sure say.u reach cloud 19

that's kelvingraphics's job joor

:oharlos tot that was ya department

Penart: *runs outta the kitchen* where's prisca-oge? There's a disaster in the kitchen,no one has been doin the dishes,they've just been piling up high,they're gonna crash!!! :O

Xtarxhyne: u flirting wit s celebrant's wife



cdamsel.....Frank s my boo....B careful

oti ooo
Hold ya boo o,na him dey kiss me o

frankben: it can't be undone sweerie. It will remain a kiss. Your so hot. *kisses again*

convert again

JeffreyJamez: Operation JJ must fat Na hin we dey so

you have come to the right place my dear

temigracie: hanhan...Heaven knows am innocent....

issorite
But seriously wats going on, y'all changing gender?
Did I not get that memo?

JeffreyJamez: So far Na she kill me,I no mind

no b she go kill u o,na the food combo

frankben: you don upgrade? Choooo! . Congrats mate

Cdamsel... *kisses her*.
It's part of the party

convert it to a cheek peck

Leetunechi: sorry ma

na me wan rock you tonite


Kevin go concur

come rock me after I have had 5shots of henessy XO

priscaoge: *Shouting untop of my voice,screaming their names*

Leetunechi...rozzy..
.Cdamsel...Frankysnow...
cocoberry...Temigracia

Who took the keys I dropped here?. I personally locked that fridge,now I can't find d keys. Anyways,I know d numb of Drinks I have there

*Adjusts on my seat*

as rozzay or Temigracie o,i saw them lurking

charijee: Baby you don't need to ask dave na.......yours is special

You won kill am?

dre11: I greet everybody ooo
Davep I did see ur mention
Kelvingraphics I say happy born day to u
Cdamsel I hope say u don tie wrapper because all this bevy of beauties go snatch ur guy if u no take care...

Landlord I c u ooo
Farano come sit beside me joor...
I need to see that ur beautiful face
African apple face me joor..... I just want to dey admire ur face.... Even reachah dream self
Lertee nah u go sit by mah left because I wan just let them know say..... I have u and no one else

Kia its good to be at such a parrri ooo

how baby oku like me go tie wrapper?abeg I need show off this wonderful curves sorry fine clothes way my e-hubby buy me

Obinoscopy: Happy Birthday Kelvingraphics. You're evidently loved by all. I wish you long life and prosperity.

Cdamsel, weldone .

how I go do na
This love is shacking me,my baby is +1

Leetunechi: na nw i dey call u since

u no no say my baby & I go shopping
Oya better apologise before I hand the boxers I got u to dave P

KelvinGraphics: Holds my queen very tight and close b4 all this sharp Nairaland guys snatch her from me.

*turns to her, baby U look elegant, pls what's the secret of dis perfect body shape, good look and constant smile??

Hope U are ready 4 the party??

I will be leaving very soon to go and bring my grand mum here... My granny is still looking very sexxy o.. Just watch as all em Nairaland boys will be drolling around her when she graces the event with her bumber shot, but i trust my grandpa Shikamaru, dat man walks around with e-cuttlass which he uses to sheild his wife 4rm all dis nairaland youngies.

BTW... Is oga SEUN and OBINOSCOPY not yet here?
what about ADA Ujsizzle. U saw her??

yes sweetie I dey o,the shopping was just amazing, thanks so much.

#Walks in in the arms of kelvingraphics

Who dey find me since?
Shey Leetunechi & daveP never finish all the rice & drinks ooooo

I have special guest coming in

Leetunechi: i be (F) since na

i nor be banega abi na hw dem dey spell the transgendered name

look at profile pix u re a fine boy girl

daveP: noted!




Trypa come over!!

Na question I dey ask u o,u no gimme answer

ggrin: you know wah m talking bout abi nob kelvin,that horse

we saying same thing,2hrs should be enough 4 u to rape him na

ggrin: buh u badt o

2hrs kwa

its more dan enough time na

Leetunechi:

straight from the white house




*puff cigar*
count down to 9:30

late comer,well done o
You don turn to she too?

daveP: (looks as she-he makes noise) whats d meaning of dis? Where are my bouncers? (a few members of the band drop their instrument and rush to drag she-he out amidst deafening screams of pleas. The door shuts behind them) now to the order of the day!!!! (claps per milli-seconds)

Na one of them he-she be that?
Takes my kelvin back,befor them burst him yarn*h

ggrin: ika
I'll rather commit suicide than hugging xformer

oya take kelvingraphics 4 2hrs,feel better?

teeo: Happy Birthday Kelvingraphics, even though you stole my wife from me.. . Wishing you a blast

dey ur lane oooo
I know u miss me but who cares