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CelebritiesRe: Annoyingly Dumb Things Celebrities And Fans Do On Instagram. by CeeJay9ja(op): 7:10pm On Nov 08, 2016
gabinogem:
It's a general thing here in 9ja... They just don't lick àss, they eat àss. I cry for my country for their àss eating cry
They are looking for free airtime grin
CelebritiesAnnoyingly Dumb Things Celebrities And Fans Do On Instagram. by CeeJay9ja(op): 6:17pm On Nov 08, 2016
Dumb Celebrities and Fans on Instagram.

An actress uploads a picture of her raising the middle finger and fans be like:

" Wow! What a sexy finger "

" How I wish I can put a ring on your finger"

" OMG! Your bleached knuckles are damn sexy "

" Just take a look at how romantic she shows us the middle finger"


.....and when a sensible fan comments

"Come on ma, your gesture is not nice to your fans"


The dumb ones will charge at you saying...

"Hater!! You are so pained"


.....and the dumb celebrity concludes by saying...


" It is not by force to comment. If you are pained, Get off my page"


SMH...


The level of Asslicking on Instagram is alarming grin


--Ceejay9ja
PhonesGame Lovers: Asphalt Xtreme Makes Its Debut On Google Playstore by CeeJay9ja(op): 10:36am On Nov 04, 2016
Great news for fans of Gameloft Asphalt racing game as Asphalt Xtreme has been officially available for download absolutely free of charge. The game features seven categories of off-road vehicles such as SUVs, Buggies, Rally cars and trucks. Players will be ready to drive of the beaten path with 35 different versions of cars from companies like Mercedes-Benz, Ford, Jeep, Chevrolet, Dodge and so many others. Vehicle upgrade and bonus are also available.



There are also several track locations, from driving on glaciers, to keeping to keeping your tires on sand dunes.

If you are a fan of the previous Asphalt racing games, you should understand the fun the Asphalt X-treme will be packed with.

Game size is 950mb or 0.95GB

PhonesSamsung Officially Announced The W2017 Android Flip Phone by CeeJay9ja(op): 10:15am On Nov 04, 2016
After a year of unveiling the W2016 Android Flip phone, Samsung has launched another W2017 Android
flip phone with an outstanding specification. The W2017 is powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon 820. This device has a fingerprint scanner and supports fast wireless charging.


Check out its full specification:

Display: 4.2inch Super AMOLED Touchscreens(Inside and outside) 1080 x 1920 pixel

OS: Android 6.0.1 Marshmallow

Dimension: 127.8 x 61.4 x 15.8mm

Weight: 208g

Network: 2G/3G/4G LTE

Memory: 4GB RAM + 64GB ROM (expandable to 256 GB)

Camera: 12MP Rear + 5MP front

Battery: 2300mAh



http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/11/samsung-officially-announced-w2017.html

CareerRe: Your Mindset Is Your First Step To Success. by CeeJay9ja(op): 3:27pm On Nov 03, 2016
Jostapo:
It's patent the writer nailed it all, your mindset is the first step to achieve what your goals and aims in life would be. Be positive in your thinking, hold a strong motive that would energize your believe. Avoid falling into unfavourable perversion - focus your dealings on whatsoever success you crave for, placate yourself towards such big picture.
Wisdom cool
CareerYour Mindset Is Your First Step To Success. by CeeJay9ja(op): 2:29pm On Nov 03, 2016
"No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you are staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of the box. It is very simple when you look at it"-Kevin Hart

" Your mindset is your first step to success"- Chinedu Jeff Nwaiwu.


Your mindset determines how far or successful you will go in life. Your growth and development lies on your positive or negative thinking. Most people are filled with negativity and skeptical thoughts and such kind of mindset will only bring them down and encourage lackadaisical attitude. Positive mindset is a critical mind whose aim is to achieve set goals.



Always reach out for the stars, dream big and take the risk of achieving that dream. Don't use your past failures as references for reasons not to strive in the present. Your past experience and failures should be seen as inevitable challenges and obstacles which will also strengthen and guide you to become a better person.

The height of your positive mindset determines the height of your achievements. Don't have a fixed mindset, a fixed mindset is when you believe your intelligence, strength, talents and other basic qualities have a certain limit and cannot be surpassed. A growth mindset means there is no limit to your success. Your Strength, talents and intelligence will develop over time.

Once is a while you need to do the unthinkable. Take the bull by the horns and go for the best shot. Procrastination should be your worst enemy. Do things out of your comfort zone and your passion for success will double. Humans are naturally lazy, this time your need to be a super-human, don't give room for that stereotype.

Be passionate to learn from others. Celebrate other people's success and you will be celebrated. Be gratitude for every skills learn from experienced people. Always hangout with positive minded people who can influence your resilient spirit and make you a better person.

The state of your health and mind is very important. Always eat good food and exercise routinely. Good food and regular exercise keeps the body and mind active and focused.


Conclusion
You alone can design your own destiny coupled with prayers and meditations. Failure should not be a threat to you for every successful man and woman today were once a failure. Let that failure be a source of inspiration to you and double your resilience to succeed.



Hope this article was helpful?


cc: Lalasticlala

http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/11/your-mindset-is-your-first-step-to.html#more
PhonesRe: 5 Common Problems For Android And Solution by CeeJay9ja(m): 12:37pm On Nov 03, 2016
dtechbaze:
Top 5 Common Problems for Android Phone & How to Fix them
Here in this article you will quickly find out answers to commonly asked questions about Android smartphone.

How to fix phones that won't turn on?
For almost any issue where an Android device won't start, it is always feasible to pull the battery and reinstall it to see if the issue persists. In other cases when you plug your device into the USB port on computer and the device doesn't turn on. It may simply just because the device not have enough power. Charge your battery for more than 30 minutes or see if you can borrow a battery with a similar device and give that a try. If none of the above steps work, you may want to perform a factory hard reset on your Android.

Why my phone keeps turning on and off by itself?
Automatic switch off is nothing new. Technically a lot of reasons can be attributed to unscheduled restart of the phone. The first reason we should look for is a loose connection between the mobile and its battery points. We can change the battery and see how it works. At times this didn't work out, you should stat to see if you installed software that isn't compatible with your device and causes the system to hang at a blank screen or shut down the device. The easiest solution is to remove whatever app may be causing the issue.
How to avoid Android overheating issues?
To fix Android heating problem, you need to:
• Reduce your gaming obsessions.
• Disable functions when you don't need them.
• Dust off your smartphone.
• Simply turn off your phone when you are sleep or in a business meeting, so your techno friend could "take a break".
How to improve smartphone battery life?
The most effective and simple way probably is to setting your gadget into flight mode, if you don't plan on answering the phone in a long period of time. Also, charge your phone before its battery running all the way down. Lithium-based batteries are designed to be charged early and often. There are still other things you could do to prolong battery life: avoid using unnecessary features (using moving or animated pictures for background is not suggested), turn off Bluetooth/WIFI/GPS and avoid leaving your phone in a hot car or direct sunlight
.
Why my phone screen turns itself off during calls?

The most likely cause to this issue could be a screen protector. Luckily, it's easy to fix. Simply remove your screen protector or get a different one.
That's it for common Android smartphone problems and suggested solutions. If you have encountered any other issues that aren't listed here, please post it on the comment session and share it with us.
source:http://dtechbaze.com
Copy and Paste things.... I have read this from the original source before
PhonesHow Your Smartphone Can Affect Your Vision by CeeJay9ja(op): 10:50am On Nov 03, 2016
Many youth today are so addicted to their smartphones and even go to bed with it. Using your smartphone at night is not wrong but always reduce the brightness of the screen at night. The bluelight from personal electronic devices has also been linked to serious physical and mental health problems according to study.

The American Macular Degeneration Foundation warns that retinal damage of this nature may lead to macular degeneration, which causes the loss of central vision(ability to see what is in front of you)


Bluelight is a colour in the visible light spectrum that can be seen by the human eye.

We are exposed to this bluelight by the sun everyday. At night, the high level of brightness of your smartphones LED screen may be damaging your eyesight. Study says it suppresses production of the hormone melatonin which throes off your body's natural sleep cues.


You have a higher risk of depression which may develop to cancer when your melatonin levels and sleep go haywire.

We should avoid constant direct contact with the bluelight as it can cause damage to the retina. The bluelight can also ruin your sleep because it disrupts the brain's production of melatonin, a hormone that helps regulate the sleep cycle. This can give you severe headache.

Conclusion
Always keep your device a bit far from the eyes and take a break from your computer and mobile phones.


http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/11/how-your-smartphone-can-affect-your.html

CareerRe: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by CeeJay9ja(m): 7:12am On Nov 03, 2016
Were you employed as a slave?

Stop the slavery mentality and work corporately
RomanceRe: What Does A Guy Gain In A No Sex Relationship? by CeeJay9ja(m): 6:08pm On Nov 02, 2016
elnino2015:
That's not my point.

I have also noticed that girls are more attached to a relationship when sex is involved than when there is no sex. In most, no sex relationships it is the guy that suffers. Because the girl feels she has nothing to lose should the relationship break up.
Sex is a bond but not to the one who doesn't love you. There are scenarios you sleep with a girl dozen times and when she leaves you, you still feel like commiting suicide.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Meme Come And Laugh Away Your Problems (no Ugly Girls Allowed) by CeeJay9ja(m): 6:04pm On Nov 02, 2016
Looks more like sarcasm....Not funny.
RomanceRe: What Does A Guy Gain In A No Sex Relationship? by CeeJay9ja(m): 6:00pm On Nov 02, 2016
And to you sex is an achievement? undecided
PhonesRe: My Mtn 4g Is Live by CeeJay9ja(m): 5:53pm On Nov 02, 2016
guydangerous:
so how do I get the 5gb and I also discover that I can't check my account balance when am no 4g.
Is it as fast as projected??


Wait! You can't check your balance?
PhonesRe: Help Me To Order Something On Konga Konga Agent by CeeJay9ja(m): 5:50pm On Nov 02, 2016
Probably, out of stock
PoliticsPresident Buhari's New Son-in-law Under EFCC Investigation For N3 Billion Fraud by CeeJay9ja(op): 9:05am On Nov 02, 2016
57-year old Yau Kumo, a former managing director of the Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria who last weekend married Fatima Buhari, President Muhammad Buhari’s second daughter, is under investigation for fraud, operatives of the Economic and financial Crimes commission (EFCC) said on Tuesday.

Mr. Kumo is alleged to have diverted loans and funds from the bank to fund the construction of a mega hotel in Gombe and the purchase of choice properties in Abuja. EFCC operatives told SaharaReporters they are investigating several petitions against the president’ son-in-law. They did not specify when he might be taken in for interrogation.

Mr. Buhari has openly stated that should any of his relatives be involved in corrupt acts, he will not shield them.

Also last week during his visit to Harvard University in the United States, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo stressed that in fulfillment of the law, the current government will not teleguide the anti-corruption agencies or interfere in their work. He was commenting on a question concerning when former president Goodluck Jonathan would be arrested, in view of the weight of corruption issues surrounding him and his officials.

lalasticlala
Mynd44


http://saharareporters.com/2016/11/01/president-buhari%E2%80%99s-new-son-law-under-efcc-investigation-n3billion-fraud

RomanceRe: 10 Double Standards Our Society Brought Us Up With by CeeJay9ja(op): 7:23am On Nov 02, 2016
xynerise:
Maybe....could be a sarcastic smile grin.
Not true grin
RomanceRe: 10 Double Standards Our Society Brought Us Up With by CeeJay9ja(op): 6:43am On Nov 02, 2016
xynerise:
This one got my attention grin

Some guys smile na killjoy sha cheesy
Do they have bad dentition? grin
Romance10 Double Standards Our Society Brought Us Up With by CeeJay9ja(op): 5:46am On Nov 02, 2016
1. A woman gets this compliment often "You'd look prettier if you smiled", but no man has ever been told this.. angry


2. You drool at a woman's cleavage but when you see her breastfeeding a baby, you squeeze your face in discomfort angry


3. You see a girl with make-up tells her " Dear, you don't need a make-up to look pretty", and when you see her without make-up you be like " Oh my God! You don't look too good, hope all is well?" huh


4. Man with armpit hairs--Sexy. Woman with armpit hairs----Ewww grin


5. Fat ladies be like " Accept my body the way I am", but when they see a skinny lady, they be like " Geez! This lady looks sick like a HIV patient. undecided


6. How we see an action man---- Strong, Muscular, Bloody.

How we see an action woman---Perfect hair, Perfect clothes, Perfect make-up


7. Woman plays with little children(especially boys)--Awww! She is such a nice woman.
Man plays with little children----Hmmm..this one is potential paedophile angry


8. A man speaks his mind and shows his good leadership skills is considered a good boss. A woman speaks her mind and shows her good leadership skills is considered bossy, arrogant or aggressive. huh


9. A childless man is normal and requires patience. A childless woman is considered a witch or she has aborted her womb...smh.


10. Making love to a girl and she screams "harder!". Go harder on her and she complains you hit her hard because you don't love her grin



Add yours.... wink



http://www.eagleeyesgist.com.ng/2016/11/10-double-standards-our-society-brought.html?m=1

Phones7 Common Android Problems And Solutions by CeeJay9ja(op): 5:09pm On Nov 01, 2016
Android phone as far as I am concerned is the most used smartphone in the world today because of its flexibility and user friendly features. Unfortunately, many users have lots of complains about issues they encounter while using this great smartphone OS. No need to worry because I have found out the common problems users encounter while using the android smartphone.


1. Insufficient Storage on device: This is one of the commonest problems people experience using the android device. First, let the explain how the storage space works on your phone. The ROM or inbuilt memory is divided into internal storage and phone storage
.
For example, your device is 8GB ROM, you need to first understand that 8GB is not exactly 8GB, but 7.43 GB. The preinstalled apps you find in your phone when you purchased it also occupies about 500MB or more of your ROM.

The Internal storage on your ROM is less than 1.5GB and it only stores applications on your phone, which means every apps you have in your device is stored on your internal storage.
The phone storage is where your videos, musics, pictures and documents are stored and it is about 5.20GB or less.

What to do?
First option is to uninstall irrelevant apps on your device.

Option Two
Insert an SD card or Memory card.of about 8-16GB
-Go to Settings
-Click App
-Scroll to Downloaded
-Tap each application and click move to SD card.

2. System UI not working: Sometimes your System UI will start misbehaving and you get the "Unfortunately System UI stopped working...". Try restart your device and reboot. If it doesn't work, follow this steps:

-Go to Settings
- Click Apps
-Scroll right to ALL
-Search for System UI and click clear cache and restart your phone.


3. Downloaded videos not playing: Your preinstalled video app may not support the format of the videos your downloaded. Download MX player or VLC Player on Google playstore.


4. Download not working:
-Go to settings
-Click App
-Scroll right to App
-Click Download manager and clear cache and data, then restart your phone

5. Unable to surf the internet: Kindly check if your network provider APN is correctly typed.
For MTN subscribers use web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Airtel subscribers use internet.ng.airtel.com
Glo subscribers use gloflat
Etisalat subscribers use etisalat

6. Device not reading memory card:
-Go to settings
-Click storage
-Scroll Down and click Format SD card twice

7. If any of the above doesn't work then you may need to reset your phone:
-Go to settings
- Click Backup & Reset
- Click Factory Data reset then erase everything.
-Wait for it to reboot.




http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/11/7-common-android-problems-and-solutions.html?m=1

PhonesRe: 5 Amazing Apps You Should Have On Your Rooted Android Smartphones by CeeJay9ja(op): 10:00am On Nov 01, 2016
Floridax:
Wtf...you forgot to add ..
xpose installer
gravity box
xui mode
max lock
mobile uncle tool
Sorry bro. Yes, they are many of them. You can add yours cool
Phones5 Amazing Apps You Should Have On Your Rooted Android Smartphones by CeeJay9ja(op): 9:18pm On Oct 31, 2016
Before I proceed, let us know the benefit of rooting an android device.
Rooting your android smartphone gives you access to customize your device as it pleases you. Though, there are risk to rooting your phone if you use the wrong rooting app and procedures. It also breached the warranty contract of your device but like they say, the higher the risk, the higher the return.

I will recommend Kingroot App for effective rooting. Now checkout 5 amazing Apps you should have on your rooted device.



1. Ifont: This app gives you beautiful fonts for your smartphones. Over 100 different fonts can be downloaded and used and you can also change the colour of your preferred font style.


2. Lucky Patcher: Game lovers should find this app very interesting. This app allows you to get unlimited coins for free directly from the app. It also requires rooting for effective performance. Finding it difficult to proceed to the next stage of a game due to inadequate coins? All you need is Lucky Patcher


3. Titanium Backup: Titanium Backup is a backup utility for Android that backs up your system and user applications along with their data on external storage of your choice. It is a leading Android application that uses root access to pull all your important applications and data from the system partition and stores them for future restoration. You really need this app in case your reset or flashed your phone.


4. Undeleter : Another amazing app that restores deleted data back to your smartphone. So no need to panic if you mistakenly deleted your apps, photos , video, music or documents because Undeleter will fetch them back to you.



5. Uninstall: Uninstall allows you to uninstall irrelevant applications that are preinstalled on your android smartphone. These preinstalled apps occupy a lot on your internal memory which sometimes can be annoying when the message "storage full" pops up during downloads on Google Playstore



As a rooted smartphone user, these applications will never make you regret rooting your android Smartphones.

Good luck




http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/10/5-amazing-apps-you-should-have-on-your.html?m=1

PoliticsRe: Many Injured As Heavy Rain Destroys Building In Ikotun, Lagos by CeeJay9ja(m): 5:10pm On Oct 31, 2016
Which rain? It is sunny here in Ikeja undecided
PhonesGoogle Playstore Not Downloading: How To Get It Fixed. (photos) by CeeJay9ja(op): 6:29pm On Oct 29, 2016
That awkward moment when your Playstore refuses to download or even sign in when you tried to download important applications. This is a common problem to android users but here are steps to take and fix it completely.

Step One:
If you find it difficult to Sign in or you get the "Couldn't Sign in...." message, first is to check your network connection if it is on 3G or 4G(depending on the device).



Now go to settings and click App or App management

Step two: Scroll to ALL and locate Google Play Services and click on it.

Step Three: Click clear data and force stop then uninstall updates. Do same for Google Play store app



Step Four: Go back to Settings and click on Accounts, locate the google account and click




Step Five: Click on the option(3 dots) on the right top on your screen. Click remove account.


You will have to sign in again to your playstore and downloading will be restored.



http://cjtechnaija..com.ng/2016/10/google-playstore-not-downloading-how-to.html?m=1

RomanceRe: Should Women Go To Jail For False Rape Accusations ? by CeeJay9ja(m): 8:14am On Oct 27, 2016
Yes, and fined for damages.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by CeeJay9ja(m): 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2016
grin grin

Common Westham !
PoliticsRe: Vigilante Group: We Rescued Margaret Emefiele, Not Policemen, Soldiers by CeeJay9ja(m): 6:50pm On Oct 26, 2016
Taking credit for another man's achievement. That's too bad
FamilyBeing A Parent Should Have Been An Earned Privilege. by CeeJay9ja(op): 4:42pm On Oct 26, 2016
For the records, this is my opinion.

On several occasions we have heard or read about terrible scenario where a parent abuses his/her child(ren) giving one silly excuse or the other. From physical assault to sexual assault which will leave a scar that will traumatize these little ones for a very long time.
Actions taken by these parents makes one ask " Is he/she really the parent of this child? The other day a little child was accused of witchcraft in Akwa-Ibom. Now this has gotten to the peak of ignorance and lack of re-orientation. Why are these people abusing their own children called parents? Are they not suppose to be their guardians? Does it mean the word "Parents" just means ability to reproduce and provide the needs of your children?

Talking about taking care of children, some parents even led their children to prostitution and slavery just to make ends meet or probably for greedy purposes or just lack of morals. Now, where is the parenting?

I think some people just don't deserve to be called a parent angry


I dey vex jare
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump: There Will Be World War III If You Elect Hillary Clinton by CeeJay9ja(m): 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2016
Is that all you have got, Trump? sad

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