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I am 24 years old and i'm slim/thin/lekpa
For Godsake i've eaten everything under the planet, even resorting to Junk Food which anysane person will scamper away from
i eat fatty meats, i dont even do much exercise in order not to burn the small fat i have
Please recommend something for me.
I dont mind becoming an orobo, so long as i can slim down to an appreciable size

pine_ed:
Same here, d only big difference is dat i got this CCNA Training Video from CBT Nugget.
It made learning CCNA far much easier for me.

Pls how can i get these cbt nugget ccna videos?
Anyone i see has a price tag, and i dont have money. I need free download links
I need it badly please help!

Thanks. . .Thanks. . .Thanks!

Just the way we wanted it. . .
MORE!!!!!!

My affection for the koreans ended after match day one. .
We need argetina to absolutely annihilate korea for us

@AFrobaby thanks
When you say weekend programme you mean saturdays and sundays?
And also you say you've been d at it for two months, so how much longer do you have
And lastly and most importantly, when did you start the practical aspect of the ccna
Thanks

Nairalanders please help me. .
I intend studying ccna and have been going about looking for a good place to learn
The problem is that apart from the varying cost of learning, the duration also varies and this confuses me
Some places say one month, others say two, some say three. .
In fact one (Afrihub) said six months i had to run away cos i dont have that much time on my hands
Please educate me

Nairaland Programming Section IS a[b] HUGE JOKE[/b]!. . .

Typical i-Guru,
Always asking stupid questions

Whenever i go to change currency (which is often) i usually say my last prayers. . .
Sometimes i just feel that i'll be jumped and my money stolen by the money changers especially when they tell me to wait while they go and get the cash
Last Week i went to change 800 Euros for personal use (big boy )
The guy there must have been drafted from one motor park (see muscles, chei ), when he told me to wait, from his tone of voice, he could as well have told me
"wait here make i go bring people wey go break your head, idiot"
That was my longest wait! I wanted to run away sef.
Please tell me, are my fears justified or am i just over reacting?

i-Guru:
like i said you're just being too lazy.
Nairaland don spoil you. As for me, i only ask for tips not help.

Typical nigerian,
Like i said quit being a fool and stop embarrasing yourself
Look at some of your numerous threads below where you're begging like a baby
Some of them you start them multiple times, then you come here to talk like a brainless fagg.ot

Python

Algorithm

Komodo 5.0


Better not start another thread, because after this behaviour, no one would like to help you.

I've been a registered member of nairaland since 2006,
but wat irritates me about the site is the owner, Seun
His behaviour is a write-off
I have to congratulate him for establishing this site when he did, when internet was a luxury in naija
That was a master stroke
But about this censorship thing, its just senseless
Words like s, e, x, b, r, e, a, s, t, what are you censoring them for
Isnt it hypocrisy?
Using even more meaningless words, sometimes insulting to the sensibilities
Make he go die jor. . .

What is the meaning of all this nonsense now?
I'm seeing 7 replies but only 3 are shown here
If its the spambot, abeg release the posts now lemme know if its what i want
what kind of frustration is this?

i-Guru:
At last 2 reply's.
You are too lazy, any small thing "Nlander's help" abi if u dey chop the money u go say "Nlander's come chop ooh"
Learn how to use google to get what u want.

IF you cant help me just shut up and stop embarrassing yourself
After all no one beats you when it comes to asking for help about one programming material or the other
nonsense

Eyah why now?
ITs been more than 24hrs and not one single reply. .
Very dissapointed

Please my dear nairaland programmers,
I am in dire need of the book c++ mystified: a self teaching guide by jeff kent
please can anyone help me with the download link to the pdf or chm file
I've been searching for ages, but without success

I would be very grateful!!!
OR conversely i need a site where i can download c++ pdf books free
Thanks

Please dont leave me hanging
Help a Broda

Power Supply 24-7, woji PH!
Na new dawn be this?
NAIJA!!

The Hausa's have come again with their gimmicks. Bastards!
Yar'adua refuses to be seen, now he's coming home. ok

I saw it on aljazeera tv.
In fact its still on as breaking news although its still unconfirmed.
If its true, we hope he's just coming back to rest.
He CANT take over as president

Its been exactly four years i registered on nairaland, and its outlook hasnt been changed once.
FRUSTRATING!

Ghengis,
You are very right. I actually started out with "learn to program in c++ by john smiley" which is an e-book, and that helped pave the way for me a lot. If i had jumped straight to hard copy, i for hear am.
Please can you send me good c++ e-books(pdf). I will appreciate. Thanks

I finally bought the book, C++ How to program 6th edition. . .
But When i read the book reviews on amazon, i wanted to faint
The customer reviews were all BAD!!!!!!
. . .And the book decided to teach classes before functions which is bizarre
Chei i don mess up!

This is the most discouraging comment i've ever encountered since i started learning programming

@Dual core,
I now see what you meant when you said i should learn html first,
he he!

Cheese and Rice!
@Dual core,
Thanks for getting me going. I hope w3schools isnt oversimplifying html, cos if thats what it is, then its all cool. Learnt loads already!

@Dual core
There's an awful lot on the site you redirected me to, so which do i learn first and in what order?
I'm currently learning c++ and wanted to diversify into web based applications. I decided to experiment with dreamweaver before i learn whats behind it (the code)

Well said dualcore, but first things first
I'd like to learn dreamweaver first.

Pls can anyone provide me links where i can download pdf files of tutorials on fireworks 8. i will appreciate greatly
Thanks

Hello. I'm new to web design, but like in every thing i try out, i always plan to excell.
I'm learning dreamweaver 8, and even though its new to me, its been in existence for a while and as such i'm sure we'll have pro's here.
I'll like to present my problems with dreamweaver here from time to time, and i trust you guys to help me out.
My question for today is. . .
When does one use TABLES and when does one use LAYERS?
Can one use only layers throughout the website without using tables?
Thanks

Dueal,
Your location says lagos and abuja.
Where exactly are you?
If abuja, where specifically in abuja can i buy a c++ book?
I want to buy c++ how to program 6th edition by deitel. Can you direct me to a bookshop in abuja that sells such books?
I'll be grateful.

@Horus,
Please what do you mean by a can of compressed air?

How Do I Clean Underneath My Laptop Keyboard?
A prolonged assault by the harmattan coupled with an extended lack of use (1 week) due to power cuts has left me not being able to type smoothly.
A lot of Dust has accumulated under the keypads and i cant type fast cos most keys are hard to press.
Please how do i get the dust out?
And please dont tell me to dismantle the keys cos its pretty much spread out over the entire laptop. Help