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Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi, has apologized to Nigerians for the shock defeat to Sudan.
The African champions were beaten 1-0 by the hosts, in an Africa Cup of Nations qualifying game in Khartoum on Saturday.
It leaves Nigeria bottom of Group A with one point, in danger of missing out of next year’s competition in Morocco.
Keshi, who spoke first to a handful of sports journalists, said he was disappointed at the result like every other Nigerian, as he had hoped to use the game to kick-start Nigeria’s quest for a back to back Nations Cup trophy. “I must ask you to help me apologise to Nigerians for this loss because they have so much belief in this team and here we are disappointing them. I want to apologise to Nigerians and promise them we will make an immediate amend on Wednesday.

What went wrong in today's game? Also is there any chances of the super eagles qualifying?

sola12:
Nice one OP!

thanks brov.

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Ezedon:
OP it seems you are conductor to had observed and knew all these

no sir. And u?

ayobase:
11. the anointing tapper

12. the "I am a staff"

13. the ones with crying babies

14. the lappers

15. the "help me lap this one bros"

16. the smelling ones eg mechanic

17. the "pls conductor I dont know the place"

18. the thieves

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hahahaha, thanks for that

Fabdedon:
i have never being ANGRY except i am hungry... I schooled in a boarding school and that night dining we were to eat yam porh so food was shared and the girl distribited 1 piece each and d food was exhausted.. Ah dont even know what to do i was just boiling dia and somefin gave me d impression to stand up and get out.. Immediately ah did dat bt.. On my way to hostel my tummy started d doro bucci beat.. Dat night ah felt like a bat hunger!!!!!..
Mod front page pls....!!!!!

hahahahaha, i love this one! Anger no good o, at all.

NOTE: Actually, These people are found in both the commercial bus and the luxurious(travelling bus)
here they are:

1. The chewing-gummers: gosh! These set of people make melody and beats from their gum, they don't allow other passengers rest all they do is 'taaaahr,' 'pahhrr!' repeatedly [even wizkid could make a song with their beats] mostly females though.
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2. The controversials: These people controversially cause problem(s) in the bus, both with the passangers,drivers and conductors. From, 'my change no complete' to 'driver, drive fast common, i'm late for work! to 'hello, please you're disturbing me with your body [2a passenger] they just love troubles.
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3. The Complainants: there is a huge difference between 'the cntroversials and the complainants'. The complainants does'nt create problem(s), they just complain about everything from, 'the bus is dirty to 'which kine yeyer small container(bus) be this' to 'conductor this your money i no like am o, e dey smell 'puff puff' [clean minted note] they just complain about unnecessary things.
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4. The DOUBLE DOUBLE: chaaaai, these people ar e always in the bus (MUST). They are 'very very' fat to the extent that they cosume double seat, and they always like to stay at the edge of the bus. The funniest thing is that, they never admit the fact that they are VERY VERY fat, they would always blame the seat/bus being small or that they have adjusted and there was no space. chai [sori na yo name if u dey stay 4d oda edge of d seat]
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5. The Slippers (sleepers): These people ehnn, they are always programmed to sleep in the bus, infact they derive joy in sleeping in the bus. Some of them they leave their house just to come sleep for bus sef [make dis kine persn no stay near u o, b'cos ehn, u go c gobe]
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6. The 'awon' porshe: These people love to form [some, actually 'butty'] in the bus, from their entrance they'll be like, 'driver, wait o! Let me enter o' carefully and 'swaggerly' they enter the bus. They obviously are not used to entering bus and you can tell from their reactions.
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7. The Braggados: They are the opposite of the 'awon porshe', they actually form what they are not and brag. They'll be like, 'where is this stupid driver, let him come and move this bus, if i knew; i would have carried my car or they'll be like 'do you know who i am? , do you know where i'm going to? They just love bragging and make sure they are noticed in the bus with their loud voice.
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8. The analysts: They love to analyze, once they enter the bus they start up a topic, from 'football to politics' they just love to analyze and they talk too much sometimes, disturbing others but the sweet thing is that they keep the bus lively.
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9. The Big Money handlers : yes! I called them that, because; anytime they enter a bus they are never with change, they always carry big money for small amount. Sometimes, they will turn conductor for a short time[collecting other passengers' money] just to make change. They are always in the bus. (MUST) [they are never the friends of conductor]
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10. The buy-buy: they like to buy things ehnn! Apparently, anything that comes their way, they buy. They even love eating everything they buy inside the bus. [as if, they are breaking their fasting inside the bus]
True or False?
Add up, anyone missing.

ProfRoland:
when i smashed my n70 on the wall bcs i dey play game the tin cun show b3 low i cun say make i charge am..the stupid fone refused to charge..na em i send am to the wall...as in ehn the fone scattar pieces the panel..bf my eye cun clear say i for fit sell the fone o..my broda anger no gud o

diz 1 strong o, yo anger fit fry egg o!

kenkwodoski:
I remember flnging ma X2 phone to the wall three times with anger just because ma sis. stole ma m card but denied...


After ma anger came down, i realised i was being stupid

(*LAUGHING IN FRENCH AT MA STUPIDITY*) ;DI remember flnging ma X2 phone to the wall three times with anger just because ma sis. stole ma m card but denied...


After ma anger came down, i realised i was being stupid

(*LAUGHING IN FRENCH AT MA STUPIDITY*).:-D

hahahaha

Panshow:
Very funny.
Those usernames are so true. Exactly the Naija style.

thankz, i appreciate.

ogaofficer:
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hahaha, make una c kechibusty o 4 dat 9ja post. [the space keeper]

ideyhere:
First to comment

i sure say na u b adasexy 4dat 9ja post lolz

You know, we do things out of anger most times. Even, sometimes resulting to destroying our valuable item. I'll like to know, ''HAVE YOU EVER DESTROYED A VALUABLE ITEM BEFORE out of anger?'' lets know d item.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN
POST AND A NAIJA POST ON A
THREAD.
UK PAGE....
Hello, my name is Stacy Garlic, I am
from Uk, I love my husband so
much and I can do Anything to please
him... But recently I am
falling for his younger brother, what should I do,
please advice?
COMMENTS:
*John Stick : I think u need to talk to
your husband because marriage
is all about communication.
*Thelma window: Oh my dear, sorry about
that.. I Have been in your
shoes before, I had to wake up and
face the fact that I am married.
*Mike Pepper: well just remove
your mind from him and make
your husband do the things you like in
his cousin.. good luck.
Justin freak: It is well, keep praying
about it.
NAIJA PAGE!
My name is perpetual ngozika obigelikamso, i stay in Lagos, i am
married with a kid, I think I
am falling for my husband's younger brother and
i need your advice. No
insults please.
COMMENTS:
* Ada Ameh [adasexy]: first to comment.
*Dayo muyiwa [dhayominho]: Fool, yo papa no give u home training? Ewu!
*Nkiru joy [nki_lahot_la] : You are a disgrace to
womanhood.. shame on u
*Idris kunle [idris_d_starboy]: Any news about ASUU
strike?
*Toheeb sule [weezy.t]: If u want to fall for me
too, call my on 0708312455
*Funmi Leye [minajtohbad]: I no blame u at all,
better go find something do with
your life, fall koor, stand nii mtcheww
*Richard oke [davidoh]: Abeg who get bb
charger here (pin mouth)
*Amaka Achebe [ada4real] : Ur a prostitute, u
need deliverance !
*Tony Dike [largedeeck] : any sugar mummy in the house? Add me up.
* Samuel byki [ceeSLEEK]: why seun go put this rubbish for front page! Mtshew jus passing.
* Tayo owode [teezypro]: omg! I'm on front page!
* Stella Nkechi [kechibusty]: * [space for sale]
True or false?

tammyboy1:
Skales,koredo bello,shaydee,tekno,etc the upcoming list plenty sha

skales n tekno. . .dm b chairmen na

Engineers abeg help me o, my nokia e63. Anytime i put a ba3 in d phone, d fone just automatically runs d ba3 dwn immediately, evn wen i charj it wit desktop and put it in d fone, it wil say b3 low. Wen i charj d b3 in d fone, it wil b charjing dn later d fone wil b very hot and it wil off. I hav bin using dz fone close 2a year nw, it just startd recntly, i have changed up2 two ba3s, still d same ish. Pls reply me, thank u.

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Godday nairalanders' . . .
I bring to you the 5 upcoming Nigerian artistes to watch out for this 2014. Let me start by bouncing the b.ball to number one . . . .
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>> RUNTOWN <<

EHn EEEEhEN [his signature] . . . Runtown is a
promising upcoming artiste who has no album yet, but has rolled with big stars like: brandy, phyno,davido,wizzypro. . He is really a guy you need to watchout for this 2014.

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>> PATORANKING <<
Did i hear someone say, Whayasay?! . . Yaaa! This dude is really on fire! Patoranking got no album yet also, but has done killer singles like ''girllie o'' and also ''alubarika,'' he has worked with Tiwa savage,timaya,seyi shay and others. This guy is someone you sure need to look out for. [whayasay]


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>>CYNTHIA MORGAN<<

choooi! Not only is this girl pretTitty [i guess u saw that] but also has a nice voice. She is one badt chicque the guys need to watch out for. \winks/ she has murdered beats and made hit singles like: kuchi kuchi,i'm taken and Don't break my heart. [no album yet]

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>> SYM19 <<
a lot (esp. Lagosians) won't know him, but this guy in the east is killing it, he's killer track . . . Which i think is sung like this, ''today na today,today,today. We go dey mmanya hey, i no wan gbegey u say, dm say, we go dey m manya hey'' [pardon, if any mistakes] he has worked with PHYNO . .bracket and others. Sym19, really watch out for him.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >>LIL KESH<<
. . . Shoki. . . Shoki . . . .shoki . . .yeap! I'm very sure, very soon they'll nomenclate him the title ''shoki master'' lol. Yea! This guy has worked with olamide n davido, obviously for his hit single ''shoki'' [a dance stytled music] . . Lil kesh starting up with a good note, i feel he is someone we all should watchout for. . . .
Argggggghr! Shoki. .