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 Food › Re: I'm Tired Of The Nigerian RBS Menu by ceeSleek(op): 6:14pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:are you a caterer? |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:46pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:ok ooo. Thanks |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:41pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:ok, what if it was continuosly accidental, due to a tight situation in a bus? |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:37pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
This one is just a tip, i'll still share another experience to certify my proof oooo! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
keeper1:challe. Abeg throw more light abeg. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:hmmmn, you are sounding like what you would have done ooo. Ok, next time i'll charge up lol, thanks. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:31pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:hahahahaha... na u sabi ooo. Lolzz |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:30pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Rulloor:God bless you my brodah.. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
johnbuck81: |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:26pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
johnbuck81:lol, tnx man. I guess i got carried away/oliver twisted with her reactions. But why should she give me green light at first, thats what got me nuts.. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:25pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
charijee:lol, y e no go swit me. I bin dey on my own ooo, she kon find me. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:18pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Krak:mista man, i did not go far. she initiated it, when she started i felt uncomfortable and i wanted to tell her just mellowed. |
| Romance › Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by ceeSleek(op): 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2015*. Modified: 10:20pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
To me ooo, ladies are the most complicated, obfuscated and incomprehensive entity on this planet earth. You can't just understand them at all. Let me share my experience: Went to see a friend, spent some days in his house, sure had a very good time. On my way home, due to my economizing prowess i decided to board a 'molue' (dose wey dey my league know wassup). Thank God! It was cheaper as usual, but one annoying thing about a 'molue' is the compacted space in the bus, a claustrophobic person, i doubt won't be a fan of a molue.. ** ok, back 2d mata** As i entered the 'molue', a beautiful lady with sophisticated 'chesTertorone' (don't check that up in a dict.). i'm very convinced, she is a CHELSEA fan; but the funniest thing is that, coupled with the tight space in the bus, this lady purposely put her hands across the seat, thanks to the gallop roads and gallant display of the driver; my body and her chest were having a covalent bond, Seriously speaking i never planned to enjoy this, but i had no option, when i looked at her she didn't complain she seemed to be enjoying it. Alas! *the unexpected happened* my hands mistakenly touched her 'chesst' and *boooms!!! she shouted, ''mister man, would you control your hands!!!'' gosssssh, people in the bus obviously heard it. And i was like, wasn't she the same person putting her chest around my body, now i wanted to reciprocate she sparked. This made me crazzzy. This made me to reason, how Complicated ladies are, you really can't tell from their actions and expressions... Gossssh! Guys, una dun get this kine experience? |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 12:50pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Atk1nson:confusionist in a confusional conference.. ''A fellow always identifies himself'' |
| Food › I'm Tired Of The Nigerian RBS Menu by ceeSleek(op): 12:39pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Goodday nairalanders, i want us to reason today. Personally, i'm tired of Nigeria's common delicacy time table. Where majority's menu list for the week is, ''rice, rice, rice, swallow(tuwo,eba,fufu,amala,wheat,semo etc), rice again then beans(rarely). Does this actually mean that Nigeria is not endowed with variety of dishes or i'm just oblivious of the different dishes we have. Please, why i am asking is that i'm simply tired of the regular major RBS (rice,beans,swallow) menu, does anyone have a better option for me/us  |
| Music/Radio › Happy Birthday To Reminisce (alaga Ibile) by ceeSleek(op): 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Happy birthday to Remilukun Abdulkalid safaru also known as Reminisce (Alaga ibile), today he celebrates his 33rd Birthday. Reminisce is a Nigerian song writer, rapper and singer. ** ibileeeeeeeee! Wish him lucks** 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 9:11pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Blackeard:baba, shey u b footballer, or yo uncle na headmaster?! Diz 1 wey u like head 2much.. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 9:10pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
mirexxx:challe, u are there! so, do u and yo partner engage in it? |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 9:09pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Mprex:then that means you people are still living under pretence if u can't do that. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
elantraceey:yes dear, i did. Any problem with it?! |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:33pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:lol, i get yu challe. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:32pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
dechandel:i checked, and trully you don't. *na atomic bomb yu dey create* 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:27pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:are you freaking kidding me?! |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:25pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:baba, calmdan! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
dechandel:lolz, yo type can form ehhhnnn.. 'u go go toilet go mess, spray perfume sef b4 u con c yo boo' lol 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:18pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:yezz bro, dat 1 follow sef. Thanks |
| Romance › 5 Acts To Spicen Your Relationship by ceeSleek(op): 4:14pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
This article took a lot of brainstorming, it was solely originated by me after series of deep thoughts. There are some acts which when practised in some relationships sparks the relationship, if you have done any of these crazy stuffs, then you and your partner are really really indebted to each other. *1* farting (messing) : this may sound crazzzy, but researches have it that for a healthy relationship; ''partners should fart at each others' presence'', there is this symbolic bond you two share when yo do that. *2* Bathing together: i don't really need more emphasis on this. It is what you should try out. [married couple please] *3* Feeding each other while eating: it is not only during the wedding day[reception] this should happen, it should be practised together seldomly while you two are having a meal, just to spice up the relationship. *4* pillow fights: did i hear you say, ''whaaaaaaaat?!'' yes, pillow fights. it is important also, it may necessarily not be pillow fights but let it be a little bit childish [like ten-ten,hide and seek, name of ..., etc]. this also spicens the relationship. *5* exchange of hobbies: yes, i call it exchange of hobbies. This is where, you learn to carry out your partner's favourite hobby in his presence. E.g, your partner likes watching football, even if you don't like it pretend to watch it and also go extra mile by optioning to play soccer even the games (playstation) with him ** even if you destroy the console pad** **bonus for the ladies: wearing his T-shirt or polo or attempting to dress like him.. These points i made, makes the relationship fun-filled and not boring or full of pretence it also scintillate and seasons the relationship in to a sizzling one.. [try one of these out someday] Yoboi: ceeSleek |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 9:47am On Jan 24, 2015 |
luigiajah:baba, dose gals go juzz jonze me ooo... Dey fit even accept, but later kon gang rape me oooo!!! shey omó?! |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 12:13am On Jan 24, 2015 |
dechandel:naa una2 convo. naaa |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 11:33pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
lolsss, lwkm oooo!!! |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 11:13pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
Medunah:noo, i don't sweerie... *kisses |
| Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lez by ceeSleek(op): 11:10pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:oga, check am Psychia ooo. Diz 1 fit dun enta 'low class madness' ... Since midday u dun dey laff n smile .. Habaaaa! 911 PLSSSS |
