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Cutehector4u:that means, you handshake them?! |
donephi:i've done that already, its beneath the update.. |
Nneka123:lol, i guess you just indirectly gave the reason.... '' to feel something '' lolzzz, ladies ehnnnn.... |
justmag:hahaha *1* i wasn't looking bad ... 2* as a mata of fact, i wore a perf. Dat evening b4 going out. 3* breath, how does it correlate with hug?! 4* yeaa ... 5* numba 1's answer ... Bro, i hope i have answered yo q's. Does this now justify d ''no hugging fact'' ![]() |
Creamish:thanks creamish, but i feel hugs doesn't necessarily mean d 'she' has to be into d 'he' ... Ok, i'll ask. Thnks |
Proxy001:what do yo think: an incapable democratic president or a capable military dictator??! |
dkronicle:yessso, d man is really mean oooo! 2me ooo, i prefer an incapable democratic president to a dictator oooo. |
Taiwo20:-majority of d ladies do diz oo. |
Dotwillis1:baba, diz wan no b body odour mata ooo! e b like say hugs dey affect dia bodi or somtin |
iceberylin:lol, range kwa?! |
Seriously, i'm writing this with express anger right now. What is wrong with the ladies, I'm really sick and tired about this. I think it is awkwardly absurd for a guy when he wants to greet a lady, gets a handshake from the lady. Ok, let me share my experience. 'as of yesterday evening to be precise, i ran into this old friend of mine, ''waoooh! Is that you'', went with happiness to greet her, actually ''HUG'' her and daaaaaaamn! She opted for a HANDSHAKE, i felt embarrased inside even up till naaa. ** So, ladies please you need to really answer this, what's the big deal in a guy recieving a HUG as a sign of greeting, why do you prefer Handshake?! ** Guys, una dun get diz experience b4? |
Proxy001:thanks boss.. |
10 Charles Taylor – Liberia Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor was the 22nd president of Liberia. Before becoming President, he was a warlord of the opposition rebel group The National Patriotic Front of Liberia. He was accused of war crimes and crimes against humanity. Charles Taylor was finally found guilty of murder, rape and terror in April 2012 and sentenced to 50 years in prison. More info on Wikipedia 9 Sekou Toure – Guinea Ahmed Sekou Toure was President of Guinea from 1958 to 1984. Initially he was seen as the Messiah of the people, but eventually transformed into a tyrant. Death camps were established in his reign for the porpose of torturing and execution of his opponents. A lot of people fled Guinea during his regime. He died in 1984 and fell short of four years to ruling for almost three decades. More info *8* General Sani Abacha – Nigeria He was a Nigerian military dictator and politician. His regime was tainted by countless human rights violations and charges of corruption. He was the most brutal dictator of the West Africa region. The highlight of his regime was the hanging of Ken Saro Wiwa, a political activist. Abacha died in 1998 amongst rumors that he may have been poisoned by the opposition by using prostitutes. He and his family is also notorious for misappropriating state coffers billions of dollars. *7* Laurent Kabila – Democratic Republic of Congo He overthrew President Mobutu Sese Seko in 1997 and restored the country’s former name. 3.3 million people died during his reign and he failed to unite the people of Congo. He came with a lot of promises and potential, but it all came to nothing. Kabila was assassinated by one of his body guards in 2001 and was part of a failed coup attempt. He was succeeded by his son. More info 6 Kamuzu Banda – Malawi Hastings Kamuzu Banda was the ruler of Malawi and its predecessor state from 1966 to 1994 as Prime minister. He declared Malawi a “one-party” state in 1966 and fired anybody around him who tried to counsel. Many of his opponents fled to exile. Banda was infamous for maintain diplomatic relations with Apartheid- era South Africa. The National Assembly stripped him of all powers in 1993. He died four years later. He is deemed to be the most corrupt leader of Africa and a tyrant. *5* Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe: Mugabe was elected into power in 1980. He was one of the leaders against white minority rule. Robert Mugabe is a classic case of metamorphosis from hero to beast. He stood out as a hero in the Zimbabwe Liberation Struggle of 1979 and was elected by the black Africans through the election system. He succumbed to power, hates the press and does nothing about the economy being in a bad state. In 2008, his party suffered a defeat in the parliamentary elections and he ended up as President on a power-sharing agreement with Morgan Tsvangirai. More info *4* Mobutu Sese Seko – Zaire/ Congo He was the President of the Democratic Republic of Congo from 1965 to 1997. He amassed huge personal fortune while in office and maintained an anti-Communist stand throughout. He added “Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga“ to his name that literally meant “the all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake”. He was overthrown in the First Congo War and died in exile. More info *3* Jean-Bedel Bokassa – Central African Republic He was a military officer and served as the head of State for Central African Republic from 1966 to 1976. He also was the Emperor of the successor state of the Central African Empire from 1976 to 1979. His imperial title did not receive diplomatic recognition. He was accused of cannibalism of imprisoned school children. French paratroopers overthrew his Government in 1979 while he was away on an official visit. Bokassa I passed away in 1996 following a heart attack. More info *2* Colonel Muammar Gaddafi – Libya Gaddafi ruled over Libya for along 42 years, holding ransom its vast oil reserves and six million people. He came to power through a bloodless coup in 1969. His trademark has been public hangings and long term imprisonments. In the 1980’s he acquired chemical weapons that led to sanctions being imposed on Libya from countries around the world. His reign continued unchallenged till before revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt. A civil war erupted in Libya and Gaddafi was killed by forces of the Libyan National Liberation Army after a long drawn out battle. ---------------------------------- 1 Idi Amin Dada – Uganda: What’s more, he has been described as the “Butcher of Uganda”! One of the world’s most notorious dictators, Idi Amin was the third President of Uganda from 1971 to 1979. He conferred on himself the title of “His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular”. He joined the British Colonial regiment in 1946 and eventually rose to the rank of Major-General. Idi Amin seized power in the military coup of 1971 ousting Milton Obote. More info These ten African dictators have wreaked havoc during their reign. The power brainwashed the mind of each of these dictators and pushed them to do the unthinkable. Source: http://www.top100arena.com/news/753/top-10-african-dic |
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. . . . . CHAPTER 3. . . . . Whaaaaaaaaaat! '' tu . . Tu . . Tunde! 'na u b dat' he muttered, *as a guy man, john left d r00m and slept in urchman's room. ** daaaamn! Apparently John caught is 'churchy pretending roomie' kpanshing nkeiru (neighbour) also he was supposed to be in his acclaimed ''VIGIL'' . * i guess t.MAN just thought his guys won't come back that early* busted~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It took John some days to recover from that lil. Shock. Mehnnn, how did t.MAN runs nkeiru so fast and also codedly? he thought. John thought he was d baddo in diz game. But i guez e was wrong. Na we guy way. So?! Kini big deal! . . . .he smiled as he went to buy fuel 4dia gen. [d situation didn't change d roomies bt it bonded dem cos t.man and johno didn't hide anytin frm each oda again] . . . . . . . . . '' sarewagba sisi shalewa, sarewagba ogbeni wa, sarewagba o wale wa . . '' wizkid's music blasting d atmosphere complimented with the 'i pas my neighbour gen' dat sounded like lister. Johnoskee was battling his GNS assignment while simultaneously grooving to wizkid's music, while t.man was in d kitchen preparing 2packs of indomie which they manage 2get as credit frm 'iya sikira' . . . ''o boi, i dey H ooo, do fas fas na, b4 my belle go host 'uefa champions league final'' johnoskee shouted. ''yu dey craze diaaah, becoz say i enta kitchen 2day abi?! '' t.man replied, bringing out the pot of indo. '' . . ''koh, koh, koh'' . . . . John answered as usual, ''who b daaaaat?!'' . . . . A sweet light charming voice answered. '' it is me'' . . .this time, john left his assignment and went to open. ''please, can i charge my phone'' . . . Dammmmmn! ''diz babe set die Gambler'' john, said in his mind. It was funmi, nkeiru's roomie; But the mumbling sound from john's stomach brought him back to his senses, as he went to hurriedly take fork 2 eat. ..while, d gal bin dey battle wit ha fone 2 charge... As, t.man and john wer abt 2murda d pot of indo. Something happened, ''t.man,john and the phone charging babe'' . . . . .*stay tuned |
Thanks peeps and enjoy. |
[- - this is 4u @dammietrager. 'first noticed reader] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .CHAPTER 2. . . . 'Yaggaaaaa! 'eme zeey' dance4me baby o, give it2me baby o'_ was what was buzzing ou t of john's speaker in his room. Ooooh, i forgot to tell you. John later found a mini self-con lodge [off near campus] and with all savings and little money he got together with his roomate he met during screening, they both partially furnished their lodge. They bought a mini bass sound system, a small 'tokumbo' t.v with generator. **diz dudes were sure in4enjoyment, afterall it was 1st semester** as he was still grooving to wizzie's music, Tunde his roomate, who was the churchy type, had nothing to do with women nor drinks, it was like johnoskee was a baddo where he was. But, one thing is that both john and t.man understood each other. 'kpoi kpoi kpoi' a knock 4rm d door, 'who b daaaat', john answered razzly. ''yo mama diaaah, my friend open yo yeyer door jare,'' it was ''urchman' their opposite neighbour. They both exchanged pleasantries. ''omoh, johnn e get 1 party wey dey appun 4 'allianz suite' near báck of sku gate o', ''u mean am?! O boi we go reach dre o, na friday 9t naa'' john replied with enthusiatsm. TUNDE who sure had a vigil that night was preparing to go. As urchman and johnn prepared 4d party. . . . . . . .** . . . . . . . . . . . . Happiness written all over john's face as he approached the party with urchman [john no dey get diz kine opportunity 4ouz, na y]. ''Waoooh, omoh c babes'' john exclaimed with his mouth wide open, na hin urchman kon dey luk am as jew man. ''WEY UNA TICKET'' a bouncer asked them. Both urchman and johnn were suprised, they though it was a Fre e party. Dammmmn! ''how much b di ticket'' urch asked, [Bouncer:] na 1500, he answered (coupled with a strong face wey dem pour sh*t) . . . . 'ok sir, we dey come' as they both vanished into thin air. '' Chaaaai, which kine f* up b diz eh urch?! '' john asked furiously, hin anger fit boil beans and yam now. ''o boi, u dey madt, u dey craze. I no know naaaa'' he defended himself like say hin be YOBO. AS they both went home with dissapointment and anger. Something shocking happened, johnoskee's room was slightly opened. *which he locked b4 going* the time was 12:02 am. ''shey na tiff, abi na wetin'' john invaded his thoughts with this questions worried, with a big stick in his hand as he entered with fear. When he entered, he saw the most shocking moment of his Life or should i say most 'ugly' . . . . *stay tuned |
NOTE: Please, i'm not a proffesional writer neither is this piece written out of proffesionalism too. Just doing this as an act of entertainment. My writing will intermittently be mixed with English and 'pidgin'. [this story is not for everyone, if you don't like it; i'll appreciate you discipline your thumbs] 'in every disciple, there is a judah' thank you. *. . . . . . 1. . . . . .* ''dia papa! dia mama!! , na hu talk say me, no go enta sku diz year?! '' johnoskee exclaimed with his small Nokia c1-01 in his hands which he used to check his admission status. He just got admission into a federal polytechnic on his first attempt. - John bin dey api kon dey vex. Hapi, unto say him dun get admision into one of the most happening state in Nigeria [wer flexin sure pas surebet]; also Sad, 'cos hin dream university no click. . . . . . ||< . . . [rewind button] John Evbota is a young warri boy who lived an introvertic life in a very boring city thanks to his strict parents. But, 1 sure tin abt johnoskee b say: irrespective of his introvertic life showered to him by his parents hin eye dun wide pass segun arinze own, all thanks to the government school he graduated from. . . . . |=| [pause button] ** Boring you with John's boring life, right?! |>>| [fast forward button] . . . . '' Wait o, u mean say u dun click am '' oghene, john's friend asked; ''e b like say cata dey yo ear wen i talk am, i jam jamb kon murda post ume, even dia granpa (the poly.) kon put my name 4 first list sef, unto say my head dey dere'' Johnoskee boastfully replied. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . johnny! Johnny!! Mrs evbota shouting her son's name at around 7:46 am. ''you no go go baff na, abi u wan make yo papa leav u'' she shouted. John's father was warming his fairly used mercedes benz 190 outside waiting for john and also getting prepared to drive about 3hours journey to john's school. ''shey u dun pack ya bags? '' mrs evbota shouted like a chinco's ringtone. 'yes mama', john replied. ''Your bible nko? '' she fired back like c.ronaldo's rebound. ''mama, dat one na d first tin sef''. Mrs Evbota used about 15mins advsing john, tellin him, ''don't join cult o, don't fornicate o, don't do diz, don't do dat''. Before a husky voice interrupted the mama-pikin convo or should i say 'orientation' '' my friend don't waste my time there '' sure it was john's father. . . . . . . John was in the car reminiscing all his mum told him and also smiled with a thought. ''school, here i comeeee'' . . . . . **. . . If only johnoskee knew that he was just about to encounter and experience 'the good, the bad and the ugly' of his new life. Hehehehe *stay tuned* |
NOTE: Please, i'm not a proffesional writer neither is this piece a proffesional one too. Just doing this as an act of entertainment. My writing will be mixed with different types of language. 'enjoy' *. . . . . . 1. . . . . .* ''dia papa! dia mama!! , na hu talk say me, no go enta sku diz year?! '' johnoskee exclaimed with his small Nokia c1-01 in his hands which he used to check his admission status. He just got admission into a federal polytechnic on his first attempt. - John bin dey api kon dey vex. Hapi, unto say him dun get admision into one of the most happening state in Nigeria [wer flexin sure pas surebet]; also Sad, 'cos hin dream university no click. . . . . . ||< . . . [rewind button] John Evbota is a young warri boy who lived an introvertic life in a very boring city thanks to his strict parents. But, 1 sure tin abt johnoskee b say: irrespective of his introvertic life showered to him by his parents hin eye dun wide pass segun arinze own, all thanks to the government school he graduated from. . . . . |=| [pause button] ** Boring you with John's boring life, right?! |>>| [fast forward button] . . . . '' Wait o, u mean say u dun click am '' oghene, john's friend asked; ''e b like say cata dey yo ear wen i talk am, i jam jamb kon murda post ume, even dia granpa (the poly.) kon put my name 4 first list sef, unto say my head dey dere'' Johnoskee boastfully replied. . . . . . . |
Maybe this is what. . . Maybe this is . . . Maybe he is . . . Maybe she is . . . THE HUMAN MIND: Sometimes, we human being think and feel we could speculate and decipher the human mind, but that is wrong. The actions/reactions of a person cannot give you the actual thought(s) of his/her mind. You don't know what that person is thinking about, and so therefore; do not draw conclusion to your 'seemingly' thoughts. For example, i may feel very happy and grateful to someone who gave me a gift inside my mind, but in the outside i just say a lukewarm 'thank you'. Due to my reaction you may speculate i'm not happy or ungrateful. So, please not all your speculations may be right. SOMETIMES, we react indirectly what we are actually feeling inside. *This could also help in relationships and our everyday life* |
krazydave:shey na pap b d drink? If so, whch tym u take dia 2 ? |
saaedlee:tankx man, Abeg, try go chop o. |
Ok, mine was a bottle of smirnoff ice around 12am and a hot plate of rice and stew at about 12pm today. . . i'm waiting for yours o! DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE ESTIMATED TIME. |
Yaaaayi! 2015 is here again. I want to wish all my fellow nairalanders, a happy and fruitful new year. NOW, lets catch some fun. Lets share our first drink and food u had in the year 2015? |
HenCq15:assistant secretary of the S..B..A..N - i c u sir.. Welldone! |
youngice:waoooh sounds hard though.. Nice one! |
i don't know ooo! |




