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RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 8:16am On Jan 19, 2015
Cutehector4u:
I hardly hug ladies.... Would only hug d lady if she stretches out her arms first
that means, you handshake them?!
PoliticsRe: 10 African Dictators Of All Time by ceeSleek(op): 8:13am On Jan 19, 2015
donephi:
Thank you for the info.
Pls you need to acknowledge the source against plagarism.
i've done that already, its beneath the update..
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 8:09am On Jan 19, 2015
Nneka123:
There's nothing wrong in her giving you a handshake, they are still signs of greetings, unless you wanted to feel something tongue
lol, i guess you just indirectly gave the reason.... '' to feel something '' lolzzz, ladies ehnnnn....
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 8:08am On Jan 19, 2015
justmag:
Lmao! ! The next question is what did u look like? What did you smell like? What was ya breath like? Have u change since she last saw yah?? And more importantly WHAT DO YOU LOOKING LIKE?
hahaha *1* i wasn't looking bad ... 2* as a mata of fact, i wore a perf. Dat evening b4 going out. 3* breath, how does it correlate with hug?! 4* yeaa ... 5* numba 1's answer ... Bro, i hope i have answered yo q's. Does this now justify d ''no hugging fact'' huh
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 8:03am On Jan 19, 2015
Creamish:
Maybe her man was somewhere watching...could also be her policy not to hug guys...or she just was not that into u from day 1... There are several reasons but u shulda asked her stylishly why she extended her hand... undecided

Personally, i only hug guys im close to...not every1 I meet..
thanks creamish, but i feel hugs doesn't necessarily mean d 'she' has to be into d 'he' ... Ok, i'll ask. Thnks
PoliticsRe: 10 African Dictators Of All Time by ceeSleek(op): 7:51am On Jan 19, 2015
Proxy001:
you are most welcomed
what do yo think: an incapable democratic president or a capable military dictator??!
PoliticsRe: 10 African Dictators Of All Time by ceeSleek(op): 7:50am On Jan 19, 2015
dkronicle:
Watched one idi amin interview b4 his death. The way he talks and act shows that his not scared of anything. In that same interview, his son fell, he said he cant help his little son up, that his a man.
yessso, d man is really mean oooo! 2me ooo, i prefer an incapable democratic president to a dictator oooo.
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 7:46am On Jan 19, 2015
Taiwo20:
handshake and hug could be 'haram' to some peeps
-majority of d ladies do diz oo.
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 7:45am On Jan 19, 2015
Dotwillis1:
She get body odour :angry
baba, diz wan no b body odour mata ooo! e b like say hugs dey affect dia bodi or somtin
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 7:43am On Jan 19, 2015
iceberylin:
If only you had a Range grin
lol, range kwa?!
RomanceHandshake/hug From The Ladies by ceeSleek(op): 7:10am On Jan 19, 2015
Seriously, i'm writing this with express anger right now. What is wrong with the ladies, I'm really sick and tired about this.
I think it is awkwardly absurd for a guy when he wants to greet a lady, gets a handshake from the lady. Ok, let me share my experience. 'as of yesterday evening to be precise, i ran into this old friend of mine, ''waoooh! Is that you'', went with happiness to greet her, actually ''HUG'' her and daaaaaaamn! She opted for a HANDSHAKE, i felt embarrased inside even up till naaa.
** So, ladies please you need to really answer this, what's the big deal in a guy recieving a HUG as a sign of greeting, why do you prefer Handshake?!
** Guys, una dun get diz experience b4?
PoliticsRe: 10 African Dictators Of All Time by ceeSleek(op): 11:47pm On Jan 18, 2015
Proxy001:
your article is captivating but you arrangement is too poor... moreover you didn't even acknowledge the source of the info. you could be charged for plagiarism (intellectual theft) you know.
thanks boss..
Politics10 African Dictators Of All Time by ceeSleek(op):
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Charles Taylor – Liberia


Charles McArthur Ghankay Taylor was the 22nd president of Liberia. Before becoming President, he was a warlord of the opposition rebel group The National Patriotic Front of Liberia. He was accused of war crimes and crimes against humanity. Charles Taylor was finally found guilty of murder, rape and terror in April 2012 and sentenced to 50 years in prison. More info on Wikipedia
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Sekou Toure – Guinea


Ahmed Sekou Toure was President of Guinea from 1958 to 1984. Initially he was seen as the Messiah of the people, but eventually transformed into a tyrant. Death camps were established in his reign for the porpose of torturing and execution of his opponents. A lot of people fled Guinea during his regime. He died in 1984 and fell short of four years to ruling for almost three decades. More info
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General Sani Abacha – Nigeria



He was a Nigerian military dictator and politician. His regime was tainted by countless human rights violations and charges of corruption. He was the most brutal dictator of the West Africa region. The highlight of his regime was the hanging of Ken Saro Wiwa, a political activist. Abacha died in 1998 amongst rumors that he may have been poisoned by the opposition by using prostitutes. He and his family is also notorious for misappropriating state coffers billions of dollars.
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Laurent Kabila – Democratic Republic of Congo



He overthrew President Mobutu Sese Seko in 1997 and restored the country’s former name. 3.3 million people died during his reign and he failed to unite the people of Congo. He came with a lot of promises and potential, but it all came to nothing. Kabila was assassinated by one of his body guards in 2001 and was part of a failed coup attempt. He was succeeded by his son. More info

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Kamuzu Banda – Malawi



Hastings Kamuzu Banda was the ruler of Malawi and its predecessor state from 1966 to 1994 as Prime minister. He declared Malawi a “one-party” state in 1966 and fired anybody around him who tried to counsel. Many of his opponents fled to exile. Banda was infamous for maintain diplomatic relations with Apartheid- era South Africa. The National Assembly stripped him of all powers in 1993. He died four years later. He is deemed to be the most corrupt leader of Africa and a tyrant.
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Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe:



Mugabe was elected into power in 1980. He was one of the leaders against white minority rule. Robert Mugabe is a classic case of metamorphosis from hero to beast. He stood out as a hero in the Zimbabwe Liberation Struggle of 1979 and was elected by the black Africans through the election system. He succumbed to power, hates the press and does nothing about the economy being in a bad state. In 2008, his party suffered a defeat in the parliamentary elections and he ended up as President on a power-sharing agreement with Morgan Tsvangirai. More info
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Mobutu Sese Seko – Zaire/ Congo



He was the President of the Democratic Republic of Congo from 1965 to 1997. He amassed huge personal fortune while in office and maintained an anti-Communist stand throughout. He added “Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga“ to his name that literally meant “the all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake”. He was overthrown in the First Congo War and died in exile. More info
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Jean-Bedel Bokassa – Central African


Republic
He was a military officer and served as the head of State for Central African Republic from 1966 to 1976. He also was the Emperor of the successor state of the Central African Empire from 1976 to 1979. His imperial title did not receive diplomatic recognition. He was accused of cannibalism of imprisoned school children. French paratroopers overthrew his Government in 1979 while he was away on an official visit. Bokassa I passed away in 1996 following a heart attack. More info
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Colonel Muammar Gaddafi – Libya




Gaddafi ruled over Libya for along 42 years, holding ransom its vast oil reserves and six million people. He came to power through a bloodless coup in 1969. His trademark has been public hangings and long term imprisonments. In the 1980’s he acquired chemical weapons that led to sanctions being imposed on Libya from countries around the world. His reign continued unchallenged till before revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt. A civil war erupted in Libya and Gaddafi was killed by forces of the Libyan National Liberation Army after a long drawn out battle.

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Idi Amin Dada – Uganda:





What’s more, he has been described as the “Butcher of Uganda”! One of the world’s most notorious dictators, Idi Amin was the third President of Uganda from 1971 to 1979. He conferred on himself the title of “His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular”. He joined the British Colonial regiment in 1946 and eventually rose to the rank of Major-General. Idi Amin seized power in the military coup of 1971 ousting Milton Obote. More info
These ten African dictators have wreaked havoc during their reign. The power brainwashed the mind of each of these dictators and pushed them to do the unthinkable.


Source: http://www.top100arena.com/news/753/top-10-african-dic
Music/RadioRe: M.I – Another Man by ceeSleek(m): 2:55am On Jan 17, 2015
Incredible..
CelebritiesRe: Critics’ Choice Awards 2015 – All The Pics & Winners!!! by ceeSleek(m): 2:54am On Jan 17, 2015
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Foreign AffairsRe: Britain To Unveil The First LGBT School by ceeSleek(m): 2:53am On Jan 17, 2015
Nawa ooo
Foreign AffairsRe: Britain To Unveil The First LGBT School by ceeSleek(m): 2:52am On Jan 17, 2015
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LiteratureRe: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. [a Campus Based Story] by ceeSleek(op): 3:53pm On Jan 15, 2015
. . . . . CHAPTER 3. . . . .

Whaaaaaaaaaat! '' tu . . Tu . . Tunde! 'na u b dat' he muttered, *as a guy man, john left d r00m and slept in urchman's room. ** daaaamn! Apparently John caught is 'churchy pretending roomie' kpanshing nkeiru (neighbour) also he was supposed to be in his acclaimed ''VIGIL'' . * i guess t.MAN just thought his guys won't come back that early* busted~

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It took John some days to recover from that lil. Shock. Mehnnn, how did t.MAN runs nkeiru so fast and also codedly? he thought. John thought he was d baddo in diz game. But i guez e was wrong. Na we guy way. So?! Kini big deal! . . . .he smiled as he went to buy fuel 4dia gen. [d situation didn't change d roomies bt it bonded dem cos t.man and johno didn't hide anytin frm each oda again]
. . . . . . . . . '' sarewagba sisi shalewa, sarewagba ogbeni wa, sarewagba o wale wa . . '' wizkid's music blasting d atmosphere complimented with the 'i pas my neighbour gen' dat sounded like lister.
Johnoskee was battling his GNS assignment while simultaneously grooving to wizkid's music, while t.man was in d kitchen preparing 2packs of indomie which they manage 2get as credit frm 'iya sikira' . . . ''o boi, i dey H ooo, do fas fas na, b4 my belle go host 'uefa champions league final'' johnoskee shouted. ''yu dey craze diaaah, becoz say i enta kitchen 2day abi?! '' t.man replied, bringing out the pot of indo. '' . . ''koh, koh, koh'' . . . . John answered as usual, ''who b daaaaat?!'' . . . . A sweet light charming voice answered. '' it is me'' . . .this time, john left his assignment and went to open. ''please, can i charge my phone'' . . . Dammmmmn! ''diz babe set die Gambler'' john, said in his mind. It was funmi, nkeiru's roomie; But the mumbling sound from john's stomach brought him back to his senses, as he went to hurriedly take fork 2 eat. ..while, d gal bin dey battle wit ha fone 2 charge... As, t.man and john wer abt 2murda d pot of indo. Something happened, ''t.man,john and the phone charging babe'' . . . . .*stay tuned
LiteratureRe: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. [a Campus Based Story] by ceeSleek(op): 10:16am On Jan 15, 2015
Thanks peeps and enjoy.
LiteratureRe: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. [a Campus Based Story] by ceeSleek(op):
[- - this is 4u @dammietrager. 'first noticed reader]

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. .CHAPTER 2. . . .

'Yaggaaaaa! 'eme zeey' dance4me baby o, give it2me baby o'_ was what was buzzing ou
t of john's speaker in his room. Ooooh, i forgot to tell you. John later found a mini self-con lodge [off near campus] and with all savings and little money he got together with his roomate he met during screening, they both partially furnished their lodge. They bought a mini bass sound system, a small 'tokumbo' t.v with generator. **diz dudes were sure in4enjoyment, afterall it was 1st semester**
as he was still grooving to wizzie's music, Tunde his roomate, who was the churchy type, had nothing to do with women nor drinks, it was like johnoskee was a baddo where he was. But, one thing is that both john and t.man understood each other.
'kpoi kpoi kpoi' a knock 4rm d door, 'who b daaaat', john answered razzly. ''yo mama diaaah, my friend open yo yeyer door jare,'' it was ''urchman' their opposite neighbour. They both exchanged pleasantries.
''omoh, johnn e get 1 party wey dey appun 4 'allianz suite' near báck of sku gate o', ''u mean am?! O boi we go reach dre o, na friday 9t naa'' john replied with enthusiatsm. TUNDE who sure had a vigil that night was preparing to go. As urchman and johnn prepared 4d party.
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Happiness written all over john's face as he approached the party with urchman [john no dey get diz kine opportunity 4ouz, na y]. ''Waoooh, omoh c babes'' john exclaimed with his mouth wide open, na hin urchman kon dey luk am as jew man. ''WEY UNA TICKET'' a bouncer asked them. Both urchman and johnn were suprised, they though it was a Fre
e party. Dammmmn! ''how much b di ticket'' urch asked, [Bouncer:] na 1500, he answered (coupled with a strong face wey dem pour sh*t) . . . . 'ok sir, we dey come' as they both vanished into thin air. '' Chaaaai, which kine f* up b diz eh urch?! '' john asked furiously, hin anger fit boil beans and yam now. ''o boi, u dey madt, u dey craze. I no know naaaa'' he defended himself like say hin be YOBO. AS they both went home with dissapointment and anger. Something shocking happened, johnoskee's room was slightly opened. *which he locked b4 going* the time was 12:02 am. ''shey na tiff, abi na wetin'' john invaded his thoughts with this questions worried, with a big stick in his hand as he entered with fear. When he entered, he saw the most shocking moment of his Life or should i say most 'ugly' . . . .
*stay tuned
LiteratureThe Good, The Bad And The Ugly. [a Campus Based Story] by ceeSleek(op): 1:09pm On Jan 14, 2015
NOTE: Please, i'm not a proffesional writer neither is this piece written out of proffesionalism too. Just doing this as an act of entertainment. My writing will intermittently be mixed with English and 'pidgin'. [this story is not for everyone, if you don't like it; i'll appreciate you discipline your thumbs] 'in every disciple, there is a judah' thank you.

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''dia papa! dia mama!! , na hu talk say me, no go enta sku diz year?! '' johnoskee exclaimed with his small Nokia c1-01 in his hands which he used to check his admission status. He just got admission into a federal polytechnic on his first attempt. - John bin dey api kon dey vex. Hapi, unto say him dun get admision into one of the most happening state in Nigeria [wer flexin sure pas surebet]; also Sad, 'cos hin dream university no click.

. . . . . ||< . . . [rewind button]
John Evbota is a young warri boy who lived an introvertic life in a very boring city thanks to his strict parents. But, 1 sure tin abt johnoskee b say: irrespective of his introvertic life showered to him by his parents hin eye dun wide pass segun arinze own, all thanks to the government school he graduated from.
. . . . |=| [pause button] ** Boring you with John's boring life, right?!
|>>| [fast forward button]
. . . . '' Wait o, u mean say u dun click am '' oghene, john's friend asked; ''e b like say cata dey yo ear wen i talk am, i jam jamb kon murda post ume, even dia granpa (the poly.) kon put my name 4 first list sef, unto say my head dey dere'' Johnoskee boastfully replied.
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johnny! Johnny!! Mrs evbota shouting her son's name at around 7:46 am. ''you no go go baff na, abi u wan make yo papa leav u'' she shouted.
John's father was warming his fairly used mercedes benz 190 outside waiting for john and also getting prepared to drive about 3hours journey to john's school. ''shey u dun pack ya bags? '' mrs evbota shouted like a chinco's ringtone. 'yes mama', john replied. ''Your bible nko? '' she fired back like c.ronaldo's rebound. ''mama, dat one na d first tin sef''.
Mrs Evbota used about 15mins advsing john, tellin him, ''don't join cult o, don't fornicate o, don't do diz, don't do dat''. Before a husky voice interrupted the mama-pikin convo or should i say 'orientation' '' my friend don't waste my time there '' sure it was john's father.
. . . . . . John was in the car reminiscing all his mum told him and also smiled with a thought. ''school, here i comeeee''

. . . . . **. . . If only johnoskee knew that he was just about to encounter and experience 'the good, the bad and the ugly' of his new life. Hehehehe *stay tuned*
LiteratureThe Good, The Bad And The Ugly. [a Campus Based Story] by ceeSleek(op): 12:47pm On Jan 14, 2015
NOTE: Please, i'm not a proffesional writer neither is this piece a proffesional one too. Just doing this as an act of entertainment. My writing will be mixed with different types of language. 'enjoy'

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''dia papa! dia mama!! , na hu talk say me, no go enta sku diz year?! '' johnoskee exclaimed with his small Nokia c1-01 in his hands which he used to check his admission status. He just got admission into a federal polytechnic on his first attempt. - John bin dey api kon dey vex. Hapi, unto say him dun get admision into one of the most happening state in Nigeria [wer flexin sure pas surebet]; also Sad, 'cos hin dream university no click.

. . . . . ||< . . . [rewind button]
John Evbota is a young warri boy who lived an introvertic life in a very boring city thanks to his strict parents. But, 1 sure tin abt johnoskee b say: irrespective of his introvertic life showered to him by his parents hin eye dun wide pass segun arinze own, all thanks to the government school he graduated from.
. . . . |=| [pause button] ** Boring you with John's boring life, right?!
|>>| [fast forward button]
. . . . '' Wait o, u mean say u dun click am '' oghene, john's friend asked; ''e b like say cata dey yo ear wen i talk am, i jam jamb kon murda post ume, even dia granpa (the poly.) kon put my name 4 first list sef, unto say my head dey dere'' Johnoskee boastfully replied.
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RomanceMaybe This Is What . . . by ceeSleek(op): 11:08am On Jan 04, 2015
Maybe this is what. . . Maybe this is . . . Maybe he is . . . Maybe she is . . .


THE HUMAN MIND: Sometimes, we human being think and feel we could speculate and decipher the human mind, but that is wrong. The actions/reactions of a person cannot give you the actual thought(s) of his/her mind. You don't know what that person is thinking about, and so therefore; do not draw conclusion to your 'seemingly' thoughts. For example, i may feel very happy and grateful to someone who gave me a gift inside my mind, but in the outside i just say a lukewarm 'thank you'. Due to my reaction you may speculate i'm not happy or ungrateful. So, please not all your speculations may be right. SOMETIMES, we react indirectly what we are actually feeling inside.
*This could also help in relationships and our everyday life*
PoliticsRe: 2015: What Was Your First . . .? by ceeSleek(op): 1:38pm On Jan 01, 2015
krazydave:
Mehn!!...
Pap nd beans o!..... #new year finz na
shey na pap b d drink? If so, whch tym u take dia 2 ?
PoliticsRe: 2015: What Was Your First . . .? by ceeSleek(op): 1:28pm On Jan 01, 2015
saaedlee:
A bottle of Orijin around 05:00hrs today, not taken food yet!
tankx man, Abeg, try go chop o.
PoliticsRe: 2015: What Was Your First . . .? by ceeSleek(op): 1:15pm On Jan 01, 2015
Ok, mine was a bottle of smirnoff ice around 12am and a hot plate of rice and stew at about 12pm today. . . i'm waiting for yours o! DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE ESTIMATED TIME.
Politics2015: What Was Your First . . .? by ceeSleek(op): 1:13pm On Jan 01, 2015
Yaaaayi! 2015 is here again. I want to wish all my fellow nairalanders, a happy and fruitful new year. NOW, lets catch some fun.
Lets share our first drink and food u had in the year 2015?
Jokes EtcRe: Have you ever destroyed a valuable thing out of anger? by ceeSleek(op): 6:29pm On Dec 26, 2014
HenCq15:
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assistant secretary of the S..B..A..N - i c u sir.. Welldone!
Jokes EtcRe: Have you ever destroyed a valuable thing out of anger? by ceeSleek(op): 4:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
youngice:
when I'm angry ,I just walk
I learnt how to control my anger at a very
young
age
waoooh sounds hard though.. Nice one!
HealthRe: Today Is World AIDS Day: Do You Know Your HIV Status? by ceeSleek(m): 1:17am On Dec 01, 2014
i don't know ooo!

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