₦airaland Forum

Evold:
I just voted Angry on the site. How could Ndifreke miss a beating from Chisco, I'm not happy at all.

He got a slap na, and went on his knees. You know Chisco is actually a good guy

teresafaith:
I hope mama tobi will desist from juju, cos it almost cost her Maya.

Nicely written centino

Thanks.

And the saga continues...

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/17/lucky-accident/

Enjoy!

Lasbrey95:
Nice work so far oga Centino, but the link doesn't lead to pages or to the site. (at least on my opera mini and chrome) Instead it loads a worldnews page.
Please do something about it.

My bro. There was a big scare o! I thought village people had located me. It was a world wide plug-in problem that affected all word press sites. It appeared like the sites were hacked in to. Resolved now. You can visit again.

Napoleonsammy:
I'm not seeing updates o. What's happening na

The ministry has moved to the permanent site sir.

https://katakatastreet.com/

Happy Sunday folks. Sunday update now posted. If you visit only on Sundays, be reminded that midweek posts are now regular. So you want to read the last but one on the blog list first. Also if you subscribe (for free), you get an email with the link directly to your inbox.

Enjoy.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/14/the-perfect-meal/

Kaycee9242:
well I don't envy u guys let me stick to commenting here coz I av tried dt disqus severally but to no avail I hate anything dt give me headache coz I av many things to do aside internet

Perfectly fine to stick to what works for you if you can't download chrome. We're getting free basics as well so you can access the site without data. This is still the Katakatastreet official thread so comments here are super valid.

Kaycee9242:
oh we plenty self d thing is not dt user friendly, centino can't u do it in such a way that after reading an update immediately u see reply button and once u click it u start typing without having to travel d whole internet just to comment

Disqus is an awesome commenting tool many websites use nowadays. If you are an avid internet user, you want to register on it coz you will be able to comment on many sites with just that one registration. I felt same way too till my developer convinced me. I was wowed when I read an article from an American site and I thought to comment and voila! there I was signed in on Disqus because of my Katakatastreet.com registration and two weeks after I'm still getting email updates of other comments on the topic from around the world. It's not that difficult man. Don't let the rest of us that have done it feel special.

@rhajaan this is the result of the test carried out 2 minutes ago.

Thanks for the tool. Sets my.mind at rest coz my developers have been at odds. Like I said, I do 90% of stuff on the site on two mobile devices.

rhajaan:
Ever since katakatastreet.com launched, I have not been enthused to visit nairaland.com

The comment section here has been dull. There would have been a wonderful comment section on katakatastreet.com, but the site is not optimized for mobile.

If this site is optimized for mobile , the visitors would definitely be much more.

Apart from writing and posting, I do everything else on the site using my mobile device. All my comments are posted with my mobile and I registered on disqus using my mobile as well. I know many others who use mobile as well. Will appreciate if the tech savvy guys in the house can advise in simpler terms in case I'm missing something.

WAACUT:
Centino baba ur boy dey hail oooo

My man! I see you

Hi everyone.

Midweek update now live.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/10/early-morning-fumes/

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Harold4lyf:
will there be a mid week update

Yes. Soon. Today.

Imagindat:
Hana Oga Centino, y u dey mention shit anyhow now. Me wet I dey enjoy my food with katakata updates before Alfa pikin con dey shit everywhere. Thanks for d update

Lol, nor vex

Harold4lyf:
HAS MAYA STARTED DATING JONJO

I am dodging this question

marvin906:
centino how can I get the full story this two chapters per week is becoming tiresome

*faints*

paqman:
waiting patiently for centino for the Sunday sauce

Now done.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/07/whole-again/

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Happy Sunday

SMH

Optional12345:
The only people I want to kill are the ghost readers.

_ Centino Katakata

Lol.

Midweek update posted.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/03/rooftop-surprise/


Enjoy.

bakeuhappy:
Thank you @centino for the beautiful write ups.

You're welcome

BankyGee:
No hay problema, yo entiendo muy bien ... Buen trabajo!

gracias

BankyGee:
Mi hermano grande... Como estas?

estoy bien hermano solo ocupado

kaziblake:
Hi bro,pls how do i subscribe to get the full story?

Erm...full story not yet ready.

Pablo00004:
Centino please send me link to sign up on your site.... bellosaheed2014@gmail.com..


Thanks in anticipation

Click any of the links I have previously provided and scroll down the page. You only need to input your email and click submit.

Happy Sunday folks. Our update is ready and now posted.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/03/31/a-time-for-everything/

I want to use this chance to thank everyone who has supported us in kind donations. I could not reach you all individually as I have been simply overwhelmed. Indeed, you have all surprised me. You backed up the "well done Centino" with your substance and I am well pleased. If anything, only a situation of catastrophic proportions can now stop constant midweek updates. A third for a week is also being considered. Thanks, everyone.

Now hop over and enjoy the new turn of events on our dear Street

balorx, alliyuf, Oyinprince and co. Abeg na, make una go somewhere else with this talk. Una dey spoil my market. This na small thing. Chinua Achebe in responding to a critic famously said “go and write your own.”

If you understand this, both writer and readers suppose take chill pill. If e still dey pain una, make una open new thread. Thank you.

mostob:
“Bet me, Alhaji Sirika will collect rent from this man before sunset today. Which kind wahala come be dis for dis number 225 ehn? See what that useless coward Josiah has brought us. This is another Agbonyibo!”
“Ten children! And he is an Alfa!
“I hear the Alfas are like Babalawos. They go about commanding demons all over the place. To think that we just survived Agbonyibo, if at all we have!”
“And he is a mallam. They always carry dagger. That means he will one day chook somebody in the stomach.”
“Where will he be doing his fifty times a day prayers now?”

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“And you know before they pray they will wash their hands and blokos. In the full view of everyone! Kai, my children!
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centino, God will bless you....the conversations above really got me lmao.
more knowledge bro

Thanks bro.