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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 6:37am On Apr 29, 2019
Holywizard:
With this hand u dey use, I swear e go dey hard people to subscribe once u don start.
I Don tire bcoz u no dey consistent

haba na...i miss one sunday be say i no dey considtent? na life jare.

make una nor vex. an extra update this week to compenate just as EkopSparoAyara said.

Cheerio!

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Literature / Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Centino: 3:49pm On Apr 26, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Some how some how grin abeg drop a critical comment for me,boss

Okay...Firstly, the posts are too short, man. Makes it seem hurried and an afterthought. To do good prose, you must sit down to it and that will show in your output. Do you check your word count? Try for 700 words at every sitting for a start and then increase it. I'd take 700 words every two or three days rather than a paragraph five times a day. So what I'll like to see with the next update is something a bit lengthy. I'm pressed for time so I haven't read everything but I'll try. But first, let's see that you are putting in the shift.

Keep up the work bro and happy repentance grin
Crime / Re: Bus Driver Shot Dead As Gunmen Kidnap Passengers In Rivers. Graphic Photos by Centino: 1:03pm On Apr 26, 2019
We really need to think again before posting gory pictures of the dead. It impresses no one and it's cruel on their relatives. Let whoever can do something about this please do. Thanks.

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Literature / Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Centino: 8:36am On Apr 26, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Time for good criticism

Ishilove

Divepen1

Sokodobo

Centino

Fictioncritic

Larrysun

i don land. you say you don repent? grin
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 8:34am On Apr 26, 2019
ayamalexander77:
Centino baba i salute u...
Ur work dey kolobi my pekus no be shoot bird..
Bt wetin i won ask na hw u tek sabi hw winch der tek comot n return to hin body?? Abi u bin don get winch b4??

your pekus grin

ayamalexander77:

Bt wetin i won ask na hw u tek sabi hw winch der tek comot n return to hin body?? Abi u bin don get winch b4??

what do you think? grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 8:07pm On Apr 24, 2019
sterlingD:


What is happening Centino? l am unable to have access to the page.It keeps showing me: 404 Oopps That page cant be found

Haa! Technical. Being fixed. Pls try later.

OK this is it...

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/24/the-prophet/

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 5:19pm On Apr 24, 2019
Centino:


e still dey cook. na small remain.


Phew! E no easy o. But e don ready. Abeg una go notice say advertisements dey katakatastreet.com now. it's all part of the ministry. make una no avoid dem biko. check wetin dem dey talk, dat way you dey epp de ministry.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/24/the-prophet/

Enjoy.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 2:16pm On Apr 24, 2019
YINKS89:
centino wats happening now..... we don gather dey here oo.

e still dey cook. na small remain.
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 8:35am On Apr 23, 2019
Addebayo:
Today's episode is d best episode I've read in a while...
Complete in out and out.
Thank you for making my day Sir

You're welcome, man.
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 1:14pm On Apr 22, 2019
ChizzyMaris:
Centino it didn't have to end there naa embarassed

grin cool grin
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 12:54pm On Apr 21, 2019
Happy Easter folks. It coincides with one month of katakatastreet.com and I cannot be happier. With more than 100k views in a month and a consistent twice and once, thrice a week posting, the ministry is doing well and I have you all to thank, hallelujah grin

So today I have posted a large Easter edition. Please hop over and enjoy.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/21/an-experience/

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Webmasters / Re: 8 Easy Steps On How To Get Your Blog Approve By Adsense In Last Than 48-hour by Centino: 11:08am On Apr 20, 2019
Danicomrade:

Just went 2 ur site now and saw sum google ads congrats bro wink wink

Okay man. I'll find something for Dani wink

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Webmasters / Re: 8 Easy Steps On How To Get Your Blog Approve By Adsense In Last Than 48-hour by Centino: 8:01am On Apr 20, 2019
Danicomrade:

Wow datz gud bro am happi 4 u

Thanks to you for that mention.

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Webmasters / Re: 8 Easy Steps On How To Get Your Blog Approve By Adsense In Last Than 48-hour by Centino: 8:35pm On Apr 19, 2019
Danicomrade:
Centino

Applied and got it in like 15 hours.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 10:17pm On Apr 18, 2019
riclev:
centinho, seems someone can't comment on the site.... when we read the story here it helps us to participate in airing out views.. And one more thing pls make the story longer so we can wait when you keep is in suspense.

Centinho, you're suspense is not too strong like before when someone will keep refreshing to see update. Pls make us want more

Chai. I never thought I'd see this day. Thanks dear. Since I know some people don't mind waiting, when I tire I go just go rest. Make una refresh tire grin

As for commenting, if you scroll down you will see comments na. It's possible. Sign up for disqus. You will use it on so many sites worldwide.
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 11:56am On Apr 18, 2019
BUGOFF:
hmmm. Executioner, wen u kee am finis na ritual u wan take am do?

wetin you want make i talk na?

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 10:53am On Apr 18, 2019
bookiesondebt:
Erm...but I don't like how every event ends in happy terms.
like Maya not eating the fufu...what will have happen if at least she had swallowed two lumps.
Like seriously,I don't like how that ends.
And moreso,Its making the story predictable

You know....,kind of....well,oga centimo Where is Cosmas?..
And can I ask for a favor..Kill Ndifreke
.I just hate that guy with passion!!!

haa bros! grin

okay i will look for somebody and kill grin

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 10:31am On Apr 18, 2019
BUGOFF:
After a deep drag, . . .
Castro: "bros, wetin be the name of this movie?".
Lovl! This one lit me up, aswear.

Centino, smart ass, so u let maya off the hook abi? Thumbs, bobo.

before! grin
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 10:31am On Apr 18, 2019
Pinkfeet:
I hate guys who are too soft , imagine this Ndi should have forget Maya and carry on .


Maya I know you will definitely regret your action toward Ndi and this guy will still blow pass jojo or waiting you dey call him self.

mama tobi you better thank God that your MMM did not die in the act of revenge .

it seems like small senses don fall on Castro because this iniquity guy Is evil oooooo.



centino thanks for the update oooo
more ink in your pen
more sense fall on you jare



Thanks sis.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 10:30am On Apr 18, 2019
solomonbrown64:

....Oga Centino, you want to tell me that Evae's mum will just leave the story like that and nobody go dip into her honey pot grin since her husband is obviously not interested in women. Abeg, bring her back oh and I look forward to the threat by the rapist that left in disgrace. Keep it up, still following.

badt guy grin

watch this space cheesy
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 5:13pm On Apr 17, 2019
YINKS89:
this is getting annoying now .... i thought ndi had 1 million naira cant he just find something to do with it? nd dat maya don later gree for jonjo con dey regret abeg centino if u no wan make us fight maya needs to suffer small before ndi collect am back

hehe YINKK89! saw you the other day but i no fit reply. how body?

no worry man, everything go fall into place. you know say ndi no dey spend money anyhow. he is metaphorically hungry as he can't earn for nowcheesy

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 4:10pm On Apr 17, 2019
Evold:
I just voted Angry on the site. How could Ndifreke miss a beating from Chisco, I'm not happy at all. angry

He got a slap na, and went on his knees. You know Chisco is actually a good guy cheesy

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 3:36pm On Apr 17, 2019
teresafaith:
I hope mama tobi will desist from juju, cos it almost cost her Maya.

Nicely written centino

Thanks.

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Webmasters / Re: 8 Easy Steps On How To Get Your Blog Approve By Adsense In Last Than 48-hour by Centino: 3:18pm On Apr 17, 2019
Danicomrade:
Centino

Thanks.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 2:53pm On Apr 17, 2019

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 9:16pm On Apr 16, 2019
Lasbrey95:


Nice work so far oga Centino, but the link doesn't lead to pages or to the site. (at least on my opera mini and chrome) Instead it loads a worldnews page.
Please do something about it.

My bro. There was a big scare o! I thought village people had located me. It was a world wide plug-in problem that affected all word press sites. It appeared like the sites were hacked in to. Resolved now. You can visit again.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 5:56am On Apr 15, 2019
Napoleonsammy:
I'm not seeing updates o. What's happening na

The ministry has moved to the permanent site sir.

https://katakatastreet.com/

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 2:05pm On Apr 14, 2019
Happy Sunday folks. Sunday update now posted. If you visit only on Sundays, be reminded that midweek posts are now regular. So you want to read the last but one on the blog list first. Also if you subscribe (for free), you get an email with the link directly to your inbox.

Enjoy.

https://katakatastreet.com/2019/04/14/the-perfect-meal/

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 4:11pm On Apr 13, 2019
Kaycee9242:


well I don't envy u guys let me stick to commenting here coz I av tried dt disqus severally but to no avail I hate anything dt give me headache coz I av many things to do aside internet

Perfectly fine to stick to what works for you if you can't download chrome. We're getting free basics as well so you can access the site without data. This is still the Katakatastreet official thread so comments here are super valid.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Centino: 8:15am On Apr 13, 2019
Kaycee9242:


oh we plenty self d thing is not dt user friendly, centino can't u do it in such a way that after reading an update immediately u see reply button and once u click it u start typing without having to travel d whole internet just to comment

Disqus is an awesome commenting tool many websites use nowadays. If you are an avid internet user, you want to register on it coz you will be able to comment on many sites with just that one registration. I felt same way too till my developer convinced me. I was wowed when I read an article from an American site and I thought to comment and voila! there I was signed in on Disqus because of my Katakatastreet.com registration and two weeks after I'm still getting email updates of other comments on the topic from around the world. It's not that difficult man. Don't let the rest of us that have done it feel special.

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