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*yawns*

such a waste of time

ιт ιѕ ωєℓℓ

в*tch gσ вυʀη ѕσмє ċαℓσʀιєѕ αηɗ gєт вυѕу ωιтн уσυʀ ℓιƒє!! αηɗ уσυ тσσ σρ, вσтн σƒ уσυ αʀє... му мσтнєʀ тσℓɗ мє ησт тσ αвυѕє αgαιη. ιƒ ησт, ι ωσυℓɗ нανє ѕαιɗ вσтн σƒ уσυ αʀє мαɗ!!!

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MissyKwnly:
puhlease, ISD is not all bout dat.

σкαу, gσσɗ ℓυċк ση уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, ɗση'т ʝυѕт gєт ċαʀʀιєɗ αωαу ωιтн ѕċнσσℓ αċтινιтιєѕ, αηɗ кησω тнє ρʀιмαʀу ʀєαѕση ωну уσυ'ʀє ιη ѕкυℓ

нσω σℓɗ αʀє уσυ @ σρ??

MissyKwnly:
4 ur info, dia r lots of guys in dat department. History my left leg! Mtcheew

ℓσℓ, ι нανє тωσ ƒʀιєηɗѕ ωнσ αʀє ʀєαɗιηg уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, σηє 'α gυу' ιѕ ιη нιѕ ƒιηαℓ уєαʀ, тнє σтнєʀ ωнσ тυʀη συт тσ вє α ℓαɗу ιѕ ιη нєʀ 200L, тʀυѕт мє, уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє ιѕ мσʀє тσ ιηтєʀηαтισηαℓ нιѕтσʀу!!!

MissyKwnly:
lasgidi ke, wetin we go take dat 1 do? i rep ISD joor ;-)

ladies and ISD... Mtchew, welcome to history...

graphics/photoshop, and who are you deceivin?

how many times will I read this message on FP?

Benin nawa

σкαу, ι'м ʝυѕт ѕρєєċнℓєѕѕ. ℓєт мє ċσηƒєѕѕ, ι ċαмє нєʀє тσ вσσк ѕραċє!

ηαωασ.... ωнαт α ℓιƒє... ι ɗση'т тнιηк тнιѕ gυуѕ ċσммєηтιηg ʀєαɗ нαℓƒ σƒ тнє ѕтσʀу αт αℓℓ...ηιgєʀιαηѕ...


тσ тнє тσριċ: уσυ ѕєє, ιтѕ ησт єαѕу нєℓριηg ρєσρℓє ησωαɗαуѕ, ωιтн тнє ʀαтє σƒ ωιċкєɗηєѕѕ υρ ʀσαʀιηg. тнє мαη ωαηтєɗ тσ нєℓρ тнє нє-gσαт вєттєʀ нιѕ ℓιƒє αηɗ ву ѕσ ɗσιηg, мєт нιѕ єηɗ

1.3ghz? nawao

вυηċн σƒ єм єм... :-( му мσтнєʀ тσℓɗ мє ησт тσ αвυѕє αgαιη..

I JUST FINISHED MY EXAMS AND I HAVE 1
MONTH AND TWO WEEKS TO SPEND FROM
NOW, I NEED A URGENT JOB TO KILL
BOREDOM.
ANY WHERE WILL DO, BUT I STAY PRESENTLY
IN BENIN. I DON'T MIND TRAVELING THOUGH
IF YOU CAN PROVIDE ACCOMMODATION FOR
ME.
QUALIFICATIONS:
1. A COMPUTER LITERATE: AREA OF SPECIALTY
(a) EXCEL
(b) PHOTOSHOP (BASIS) :-P
(c) Ms word
2. A little bit of Networking
3. A 300l Student
WORKING EXPERIENCE
1 CAFE ATTENDANT 2008 - 2010
2 GRAPHIC DESIGNER (COLOR LAB) 2010-2012
I'M OPEN TO YOUR ADVISES TOO.

I JUST FINISHED MY EXAMS AND I HAVE 1 MONTH AND TWO WEEKS TO SPEND FROM NOW, I NEED A URGENT JOB TO KILL BOREDOM.
ANY WHERE WILL DO, BUT I STAY PRESENTLY IN BENIN. I DON'T MIND TRAVELING THOUGH IF YOU CAN PROVIDE ACCOMMODATION FOR ME.

QUALIFICATIONS:
1. A COMPUTER LITERATE: AREA OF SPECIALTY
(a) EXCEL
(b) PHOTOSHOP (BASIS) :-P
(c) Ms word
2. A little bit of Networking
3. A 300l Student

WORKING EXPERIENCE
1 CAFE ATTENDANT 2008 - 2010
2 GRAPHIC DESIGNER (COLOR LAB) 2010-2012

I'M OPEN TO YOUR ADVISES TOO.

hovic:
Good, Goodnews.
Lets govern our schools our self, even if am from ESAN (Ekpoma), i still prefer an EDO man to govern the great UNIBEN.
Long LIVES the binis.
Long LIVES the Esan.
Long LIVES the akoko-edo.
Long LIVES the Auchi peeps.


Haters gonna hate.
P.S When his tenor expires will shall replace him with another EDO till Jesus the son of God comes back.

Esan.... Scamming on scholarship since 541BC

I kind of miss Oshodin without cause, I hope this man will be better though!

Funke4Jesuss:
You were sent to school to study, u are busy chasing girls.
U ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR FAMILY.

lmao , I thought there was something like socialization in school? Or you want to tell me that you spent all your life reading? What are you even doing with a browsing phone? You should be in class or home reading.... Stop being pathetic and get a life girl!

At least I created awareness I muttered....

On another faithful evening, I saw one of them coming back from lectures, and I approached here, this is how the conversation went....

Me : hello princess
Her: hi

She not waiting, I walked faster just to catch up with her
Me: sorry, Joy or Jane?
She: jane
Me: *being a little excited, I made my move*em, why I stopped you girls that day was to... *.... *
Jane: before it was joy and now me? Yeah, I get it *increases trekking speed by 10mph* I increased mine just to follow up...
*knowing the scenario I've created, I changed the chat topic*
Me: I don't mean friends as in date, I just me casual friends bla bla bla
Jane: *gets more angry but controls herself* are you a student?
Me: yes
Jane what dept..... Bla bla bla
That was how we parted ways that day, and me telling her that I just wanted to be on a casual level with her, even though that was not my intention...
I thought of the next thing to do, now that I've got the issue more complicated. I made up my mind that if I see them together, I will make my intentions clear, or if I see Joy, I will send her to Jane which would hurt her feelings which I know, but I didn't care, as long as it's me and Jane, no problem. But things didn't work out the way I planned. I went to fetch water in the neighborhood one morning when one of my friend alerted me that one of the twin was passing by. Me wearing a single and a short, I didn't even notice my outfit, I went after her...

Me: *yelling* hello,
She: *turns back and waiting * good morning
Me: *noting her to be Joy* it's morning already, how was your night?
Joy: *Smiles* fine and yours?
Me: great, I had many dreams which I can't remember
Joy: sorry, I'm having a fix class this morning and I'm kinda late
Me : *wanting to leave* okay no problem
Joy: *smiling*so if it were to be Jane, you wouldn't have waited?
Me: *dumbfounded* *Smiles sheepishly* I don't know.... So why I called you the other day was to make you know that I wish us to be friends and most times I stand outside my house, my only intention is to see your face....
Joy: *excited* since you said you would love to be seeing my face so often, I'm inviting you to our winners cell meeting, I hope to see you there
Me: since you will be present, I would gladly come...
And then we departed.....

I noticed that anytime I'm with Joy, I'm always free, but it's not the same for me with Jane, I'm always getting nervous without cause and I think she loves me but she feels inferior, maybe joy has so many admirers in contrast to her... That's my own perspective views. Please is it possible to still go for Jane? Seeing that she's the one I prefer over joy?

Dear Nairalanders, please help me.

This scenario I'm about to share once occurred to me when I was young, and I had no choice than to friend zone them... It's like history is repeating itself.

I have this identical twins living at the far end of my street, they do pass the front of my hostel when going to school. They are both very beautiful, and I've fallen in love with one of them, now the problem I had then was identifying them, so I spent most of last semester checking them out and I found one to be a little bit fat and taller than the other one. I decided to go for the smaller one, cos she was my perfect figure. The tall fat I will call Joy while the short one that my heart long for is called Jane. *note* this is not their real name

They were both passing one faithful day and I decided to make my move, I summoned courage and approached them and this was how the conversation went...

Note: I only got the name of one of them then from a friend and I didn't know the name of the other one as at then

Me: hello
They: hi
Me: how was your day?
They: fine
Me: *expecting the short one to reply* sorry, which of you is Joy?
Joy (tall) : me, any problem?

My error......
Being confused and nervous, I turned to the short one, sorry, what's your name
She: Jane
Me: smiling sheepishly *totally confused and all format gone, I turned to Joy, being confused* can I see you for a moment? *And turning to * can you please excuse us? *Jane understands and try to go...
Joy: *turning to Jane* wait and then*turning to me* say what you want to say, *she decoding my intention*
Me: *heart misses rhythm of blood pumping* I smiled sheepishly and the only thing that came out of my mouth was 'okay, I will see you guys around' I turned and disappeared as fast as I could

lightheart: No pictures

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Preciousone4ril: yes sir! We assure you of 30days validity cos we subscribe every single day!

do you accept airtime transfer?

if I catch you eating banana with its peels on... Na you go use your hand dey abuse yourself.

what a pathetic country

na joke section this suppose dey