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goaaaall sanchez die die.... Liverpool die!!!

goaaal.... ozil, that's the real sh*t

3 points urgently needed with a man utd head on Monday!!

is it funny??

Our first lady spoke and I rephrase "Na only you
waka come?" and we all laughed at her grammatical blunders, the same goes to our beloved Oga at the top. Now, those phase have made them popular and have also set up a new words or line of communicating in Nigeria.
Moral lesson: Don't let anyone intimidate you,
be it how you look or speak or write! Be
yourself!
Don't let peer group or the socioeconomic
situation of this beloved country weigh you
down! Be yourself!
Be unique! Be focused! Create Goals and work
towards it...
The sky they say "is the starting point". #ceospecial

ѕнє тσℓɗ мє тнαт ѕнє σηℓу нαɗ ѕєχ σηċє, тнαт ιт ωαѕ тнє ɗαу нєʀ αυηту вєαт нєʀ αηɗ ѕнє ωєηт тσ нєʀ єχ ƒσʀ ѕнєℓтєʀ αηɗ тнє gυу тσσк αɗναηтαgє σƒ нєʀ. ƒαѕт ƒσʀωαʀɗ.... αƒтєʀ ɗαтιηg нєʀ ƒσʀ ℓιкє 2months, ησω кησωιηg мσʀє αвσυт нєʀ, ι тєαѕєɗ нєʀ αηɗ ѕнє σρєηєɗ υρ тσ мє тнαт ѕнє нαɗ ιт ℓιкє 5 тσ 6 тιмєѕ ωιтн тнє gυу, αηɗ ℓαтєʀ, ѕнє тσℓɗ мє ѕнє ℓσѕт ċσυηт, нα! ѕнє єνєη нαɗ тнє gυтѕ тσ ѕтιℓℓ ℓιє тσ мє тнαт тнє gυу ησʀмαℓℓу ƒσʀċє нєʀ, тнαт ѕнє'ѕ ησт α ƒαη σƒ ѕєχ, ѕнє ℓσνє Gσɗ , вℓα вℓα вℓα... ѕнє єνєη мιѕтαкєηℓу тσℓɗ мє ѕнє αвσʀтєɗ тωιċє. му ƒєℓℓσω ηℓαηɗєʀѕ, му ℓσνє вαттєʀу ʝυѕт ʀαη ℓσω ѕтʀαιgнт!! тнє ƒυηηιєѕт тнιηg ωαѕ тнαт ι ɗιɗη'т ɗαтє нєʀ ƒσʀ ѕєχ... ωσмєη ι нαιℓ тнєє!!!

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

1) MAY YOU NEVER EXPERIENCE SUCH AGAIN
2) YOU'LL LIVE TO ENJOY MORE OF IT

.... ACCORDING TO YORUBA LANGUAGE THOUGH

υηα ησʀ ɗєу тιʀє ƒʀσм тнιѕ 10 туρєѕ, 8 туρєѕ ηι? ιтѕ ѕσ ѕσ gєттιηg вσʀιηg

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NoContract:
And to imagine you were once a student (or still is)

You no dey shame. You dey use this cheap blackberry 2go fonts comment on Nairaland.

αттєηтιση ѕєєкєʀ... ρℓєαѕє ɗση'т qυσтє мє υηтιℓ уσυ gʀσω υρ.....ρℓєαѕє!!

ѕυммαʀу ρℓєαѕє, ι'νє gσт ωσʀк тσ ɗσ!

ωσмєη вєєη ɗєċєινιηg ѕιηċє 5000BC, αѕк ѕαмѕση

bondingman:
Don't worry, no b girl, tell her she's d head of all d girls in your life, like d best of them all

:O тнαηкѕ мαη, ι ηєνєʀ тнσυgнт σƒ ιт, ι'νє вєєη ανσιɗιηg нєʀ ѕιηċє уєѕтєʀɗαу, ι'ℓℓ тʀу ιт ιƒ ι'ℓℓ ωσʀк... ι ʝυѕт ρʀαу ℓυċк ιѕ ση му ѕιɗє, ċσѕ ι ηєνєʀ мαʀк ʀєgιѕтєʀ σн.

Baddestguyp:
head as in human head or bj

ℓσℓ...мαу тнє ℓσʀɗ ƒσʀgινє уσυ :-$

FLAWLES:
Mtsswww;na so person store babe number with SUYA

ℓσℓ...вιʀɗ σƒ тнє ѕαмє ƒєαтнєʀ ι gυєѕѕ..

please help me, I and my friends formed this habit of saving people's number especially women with different types of funny names such as yam, egg, beans, e.t.c we call them this names if we want to talk about them and they are around. This neighbour of mine was scrolling through my phone and seeing this hilarious names decided to flash my number to see what I saved her number with... she left my room in anger, I was speechless that moment cos I had no idea that she was going to scroll through my contact list.

Please how do I beg her? cos Sir/Ma, I saved her number with HEAD and its not that she has a big head, its just because every thing she says always end up with your head.

ι'м ċυммιηg

ρℓєαѕє ωнαт αʀє тнєу?

ναѕєℓιηє..... мєʀʀу ċнʀιѕтмαѕ

ωнєη ι'м ρℓαηηιηg ση мσνιηg му
ηєιgнвσυʀ'ѕ ƒσωℓ тнιѕ ηιgнт?? мαη мσѕт
ƒℓєχ ċнιċк тσмσʀʀσω ηα!!

мαу уσυʀ ℓιƒє ησт вє ℓιкє Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle ωнσ тυʀηєɗ ℓєgєηɗ ση ωαєċ ραρєʀ αƒтєʀ ѕσ мαηу ƒαιℓυʀєѕ. αмєη

ωнєη ι'м ρℓαηηιηg ση мσνιηg му ηєιgнвσυʀ'ѕ ƒσωℓ тнιѕ ηιgнт?? мαη мσѕт ƒℓєχ ċнιċк тσмσʀʀσω ηα!!

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σкαу

ѕσ?

Tashamania:
Hairy chest

so there is hope for the hairy... good to know

тнιѕ qυєѕтιση нανє вєєη ση ɗєвαтє ƒσʀ ѕσ ℓσηg, ѕσ ι ʝυѕт ωαηтєɗ тσ кησω тнє тнσυgнт σƒ му ƒєℓℓσω ηαιʀαℓαηɗєʀѕ.
тнє qυєѕтιση: нαιʀу ċнєѕт σʀ ησ нαιʀ, ωнιċн ιѕ мσʀє ѕєχу??

I ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ тєℓℓ α ѕσυℓ αвσυт му ѕєχċαραɗєѕ .... ƒυ*к ƒαкє ƒʀιєηɗѕ... ʝєαℓσυѕ вαѕтαʀɗѕ