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I'm just wondering how the girl will feel, it's just like u enjoying el classico, then nepa took light , or you are riding on a speed boat, then the engine off

LastMumu:
It does. I made third class from Almighty UNN. A testament to the fact that it works.

. Let me coman be going o

LastMumu:
Anytime I want go stimulate my memory I just rub the tip of my pen1s. It works like magic.

definitely not

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Wishing u all a blessed Xmas

. Awww! Thanks sweet wishing you a prosperous now year, don't worry you buying escalade next year

I'm guilty of the sleep thing

Be like say this photography work pay o

onila:
Nigerian guys that study or have studied Engineering in an Ivy League school are just the best thing since slice bread

the engineering swag + the Nigerian roughness makes them super human, you know just hella sexy

there is this engineering guy that's my friend
went to his house
saw him repairing his laptop charger

normally when my laptop charger gets spoilt, I just go to the computer and get a new one
I just saw the sexy geek, bring out hes knife
and removed the charger head and started cutting the inside wires like a pro ---you know the red, blue, bronze wires
hmmmm, me i thought when you cut those wires inside, ur charger becomes useless and ineffective
but no o, he will just cutting, cuttng for a few minutes and put back the charger head and it started working again

after he took me to his room
he was preparing for his exams next week
he was studying his online lectures from hes big screen TV, he connected hes laptop to the flat screen
where hes oyibo professor was talking in front of the lecture board
you know all the hard mathematics and physics on the board, tht you will never understand

he just sat down on the floor reading you know ladies
when he's tired of reading, he switches to hes PS4 and plays a little soccer and goes back studying

then he will gist with me sometimes about things
it was magical
pray I will spend time with him again

to be continued

I am broke
https://www.nairaland.com/3535232/nairaland-family-broke

. I smell something o

Aderola15:

Op can lieeeeeee

this kind lie na HD

torres89:
y do I have a feeling the op is a guy

I mean which dude will tell his sister he took tramadol

and even tell her his manhood ain't coming up

onila:
don't worry he ain't my type

now you've clearly the air

onila:
I am so happy

I have always been fascinated by our lovely Cameroonian neighbours especially the french ones
Surprisingly, my new housemate happened to be French Cameroonian

he is so nice
you know always speaking french around the house when on the phone, just so sexy

hes so charismatic, respectful, treats me like a princess

gosh, when he prays. its fascinating
he loves praying in the sitting room

he will be speaking french, the he will start jogging around the sitting room
hes voice will be loud

when we are gisting, he will be doing charismatic things
it sucks, he does not like gisting for long, I learn so much for him

i am so blessed to have him as my housemate

Cameroonians are awesome!

he! I smell something

onila:
thanks dear

you go go go heaven

sure, we shall meet there again

onila:

. I miss u o

Softbamboo:
That's a good quality to have... Seeing positive boobs

. Something like that

Softbamboo:
Typical guy... Even when it's obviously flawed you will still think about sex

So would u smash that ?

. Smash picture abi, even thou it's flawed, think and talk of the positives, I'm just being optimistic

Softbamboo:
What about them lol

U like

the are heavy for her

The boobs thou

Alors aide-toi Dieu

Cake na cake o

lola024:
smiles..... and you will practice them all day

. If I can see a tutor

mofeoluwadassah:
I pray u dont taste something else o

thanks love

LadyAnn:
No. Social Worker.

. Okay

lola024:
Sex positions for every size

When it comes to sex, bigger is NOT always better. At least, not for every position or maneuver. The good news is that you can experience maximum pleasure with the right person, regardless of what he's working with. Here, see four different sex positions, tailored to perfection for four different types of members. Whether he's giant or below average (or curves dramatically to the right!), you'll definitely find a way to reach maximum velocity with these pointers.

An Average Fellow
Most positions are fair game-so experiment! Sex expert Emily Morse of SexWithEmily.com suggests the Crouching Dragon: Wrap your arms around his shoulders and your legs around his midsection before having him crouch down in a squat so that his body makes a human chair for you. Press your body closely up against his as you grind.

Mr. Big
Spend 10 to 15 minutes in pre-intimacy to help the vagina expand, and use lube. Choose you-on-top moves to control how deep he goes. Lean over his body with your hands on either side of his head on the floor or a mattress, "as if you're about to do a pushup," says Morse. "It also helps for him to bend his knees so you can lean back for support."

Smaller Than Six Inches
Go rear-entry, says Debby Herbenick, Ph.D., a sex researcher at Indiana University. This offers you deeper penetration. Rest your head and shoulders on a pillow, lift your butt up, then squeeze your thighs. The tighter your legs, the snugger the fit. (Avoid lube: With a smaller guy, friction is your friend.)

Bendy Boy
If he has a slight sideways shape, "have him stand next to the mattress while you lie on it," says Morse. "Alternate angling yourself to one side, then the other, almost curled in a ball. He can use your shoulders for support while he thrusts and you find which of the positions feels best, depending on which direction his penis bends."

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. You've been practising them all night bah

LadyAnn:
I am at work actually.

. You are a nurse ni?

mofeoluwadassah:
Hmmmm.......continue o

you know as u taste when u want to buy garri in market

mofeoluwadassah:
Dats it nw,dey want a virgin 4 a wife,bt want 2 sleep with a gal b4 getting married

. Just testing o

chocodaviva:
what is this one saying? if u like do or die Abt marriage nah ........
I said married nd no lashing cos pple like u Wud tink I won't get a mate cos I dislike fone stalker...
u should wake up from ur slumber and face ur own problems first........ starting from ur burnt knuckles.....
quote me again make Hepatitis K catch u
ire ohhhhhhhhhhh

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