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EducationFACT CHECK: Did Mmesoma Ejikeme Actually Presented A Fake Result? by CertifiedUrchin(op): 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2023
This thread is created in other to have a clear intellectual discussion to put the record straight. Please, don't bring in tribal, religious or political sentiments. Let's discuss with facts and evidence.

The internet has been on fire for days since Mmesoma Ejikeme claimed she had highest overall result in Jamb's 2023 UTME. But Jamb, claimed otherwise. Who then is actually correct? Let's analyse!

1. THE RESULT NOTIFICATION: (First attached image) The girl said she printed her Result Notification from Jamb's official Website. The result is what she's holding as evidence. However, Jamb has stopped issuing Result Notification since 2021. How possible is it for only 1 candidate out of over 1 million candidates that took the exam to 'print' Result Notification? Something is definitely wrong somewhere.

2. THE SMS RESULT: (Second attached image) She also showed an SMS screenshot as the result she obtained. From the image, she sent "Utme Result" instead of the normal "UTMERESULT". The way the SMS was programmed, anything different from the normal input won't yield a result.

Secondly, the result received is on the right side (like an outgoing sent message) and with green background. Jamb's incoming message should be on the left and with a light background.

Lastly, the "outgoing call" notification. Jamb short code (55019) can not be dialed as it is a special purpose dedicated line.

3. THE FAKE RESULT UPGRADE APP: (Third attached image) In the spirit of setting the record straight, I went to Google Playstore to search for the Fake Jamb Result App and I saw "JambFun- Fake Jamb Result Maker". You can search for it as well and see for yourself. On the app, once you input a result, it'll generate a fake Result Notification (probably where she got her result since Jamb is no longer issuing Result Notification). A sort of Garbage In, Garbage Out. The App is simply a fake Result Notification Generator (using on a preprogrammed template).

4. THE QR CODE: I scanned the QR code and it showed the Real owner of the result. The fake App programmed only one QR code for everyone. The QR is actually for a girl that had 128 in 2021. So everyone that uses the fake app will get the same QR Code.

In Addition, the girl isn't "16 years old" as claimed. She's actually 19 years (born in 2004).

PoliticsRe: We’re On Standby To Ensure Tinubu Is Sworn In As President – Nigerian Military by CertifiedUrchin: 6:51pm On May 05, 2023
muhammaduyusufu:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/05/were-standby-ensure-tinubu-sworn-president-nigerian-military
God bless the military. They should kill any O.su 🐷🤡 trying to cause mayhem.
InvestmentRe: Femi Otedola Sells His Shares In Transcorp by CertifiedUrchin: 12:36pm On Apr 28, 2023
How much did he actually sell it?
Jokes EtcRe: My New Look When My Cream Finished (photo) by CertifiedUrchin(op): 1:49pm On Apr 20, 2023
Vyzz:
grin

. Very soon your toothpaste and eyedrop will finish too
Not gonna happen now bruhhh
Health4:20 World Smoker Day �� by CertifiedUrchin(op): 1:49pm On Apr 20, 2023
I celebrate today with the real Og’s that puff and pass 💨
The stoners that show love to brothers without capping 🧢


To the niggas on NL, puff puff pass (in Seyi Vibez voice)

Pass ewe 💨🍃🍃

PoliticsRe: Adamawa Polls: PDP Chieftains, Supporters, Protest Stoppage Of Results Collation by CertifiedUrchin: 6:25pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ademola47:
The Punch
Jokers trying to rig out binani
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by CertifiedUrchin: 3:59pm On Apr 16, 2023
eddie7:
Na waoooo na so this game go end?

Hmmmm, na so the dream of winning premiership go end?: na waoooo

E dey sweet at times sha
Arsenal is gone
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria's President-elect A Guineenne? by CertifiedUrchin: 3:08am On Apr 16, 2023
Ireportlive:
Sha na so passport be printed on one silly paper.. with everything faked
Don’t mind the useless wail.ers
BusinessRe: Bashir Ahmad Commends The Time Magazine For Recognizing Bola Tinubu by CertifiedUrchin: 1:13am On Apr 15, 2023
Flangelo12:
Wetin you wan take Tinubu do?

May 29, he'll be sworn in as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

What would you be doing that day besides crying?
They’ll be wai.ling grin
Jokes EtcMy New Look When My Cream Finished (photo) by CertifiedUrchin(op): 12:11am On Apr 15, 2023
Na me o, cream don finish 😂😂

PoliticsRe: Sowore: 7 Days Later, Peter Obi Yet To Sue Gazette For "Yes Daddy" Audio by CertifiedUrchin: 4:53pm On Apr 13, 2023
LegendHero:
First answer me and let me know if you miss the president elect

Then I will answer your question.

By the way, see the Shoe gbengbe below, na bata detention.
Na truly bata detention 💀💀
PoliticsRe: Sowore: 7 Days Later, Peter Obi Yet To Sue Gazette For "Yes Daddy" Audio by CertifiedUrchin: 4:53pm On Apr 13, 2023
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LegendHero:
First answer me and let me know if you miss the president elect

Then I will answer your question.

By the way, see the Shoe gbengbe below, na bata detention.
Na truly bata detention 💀💀
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill Two Police Officers In Delta State (Video) by CertifiedUrchin: 4:39pm On Apr 13, 2023
Their frog-voiced patron won’t control them now 😎
SportsBayern Munich Suspends Sadio Mane After Clash With Leroy Sane by CertifiedUrchin(op): 2:38pm On Apr 13, 2023
Sadio Mané has been suspended by Bayern Munich for his altercation with Leroy Sané following their loss to Manchester City, per @BILD_Sport
https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/fc-bayern-reagiert-auf-pruegel-eklat-man-suspendiert-83545750.bild.html
RomanceRe: What Brings Out The Worst In People? by CertifiedUrchin: 11:45pm On Apr 12, 2023
Tallesty1:
People bring out the worst in people
Words!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by CertifiedUrchin: 4:09pm On Apr 12, 2023
Chelsea to win, 2 to nil
CrimeCash App Founder Bob Lee Stabbed To Death in San Francisco, US by CertifiedUrchin(op): 1:36pm On Apr 05, 2023
Cash App founder Bob Lee stabbed to death

Bob Lee, the founder of Cash App and former chief technology officer at Square, was stabbed to death on Tuesday morning.

Bob Lee, the founder of Cash App and former chief technology officer at Square, was stabbed to death on Tuesday morning, close to downtown San Francisco in the United States.

Police were called to a stabbing report in the city’s Rincon Hill neighbourhood, in the 300 block of Main Street, at around 2:35 a.m., according to media reports.

Mr Lee was discovered at the scene and taken to a nearby hospital, where he succumbed to his wounds later.

Although the victim’s identity was still unknown as of Tuesday night, close associates of Mr Lee confirmed that he was the victim of the fatal attack.

Mr Lee, the chief product officer of San Francisco-based cryptocurrency startup MobileCoin, was 43 years old.

His demise has sparked a flood of condolences on social media from friends, family, and coworkers, many of whom shared their condolences on Twitter.

No arrests have been made.

San Francisco police have not disclosed any suspect information.

Mr Lee was renowned for his creative work in the sector and his contribution to creating Cash App, a well-liked digital payment platform.
https://gazettengr.com/cash-app-founder-bob-lee-stabbed-to-death/

Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Should I Do by CertifiedUrchin: 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2023
nairalee:
See the format.

Dear school,
LETTER OF :DNOTIFICATION

I hereby write to humbly notify you of your (unintentional) negligence in paying me after one month of rigorous training that was time consuming, money consuming, energy consuming and intellectually draining.

I believe that this non payment is an error of omission or oversight and will be quickly resolved. Thanks in anticipation of your favorable consideration EXCEPT UNA WANT MAKE OGUN KILL UNA PAPA.

Yours faithfully

Fresh Employee
OP, follow this advice cheesy
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Changes Imo State Gubernatorial Form To ₦‎15 Million by CertifiedUrchin: 2:30pm On Mar 28, 2023
Hoelujohn:
With 5 million naira, opposition party will sponsor like 20 other candidates in the party to come and destabilize the party. They will all now decamp later and say they have endorsed the party of their sponsors
Tuale sir 🙌. You understand politics a lot. Much accolades.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Ranks 133rd Among World’s Most Polluted Cities – IQAir by CertifiedUrchin: 7:07pm On Mar 14, 2023
You done come with your useless “poll” again 🥹
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by CertifiedUrchin: 6:34pm On Mar 14, 2023
Zonefree:
Chatinent is Nairaland's chief story teller. Unopposed.
Una get bad mouth for this forum 😂😂

PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Shows His MIT Certificate Bearing “patrick Rhodes-vivour“ by CertifiedUrchin(op): 3:15pm On Mar 13, 2023
Felabrity:
Do you expect him to be bearing only Gbadebo?
Especially in US?

How do these urchins think?
He claims Gbadebo is his first name but it’s not on his certificate. How?
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Shows His MIT Certificate Bearing “patrick Rhodes-vivour“ by CertifiedUrchin(op): 8:06pm On Mar 12, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Wait, you mean this guy don contest under PDP before? 🤭😧
Him and his deputy are PDP failures like their god, Obi
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour Shows His MIT Certificate Bearing “patrick Rhodes-vivour“ by CertifiedUrchin(op): 7:42pm On Mar 12, 2023
Meanwhile in 2019, the Pandora-induced fraud has “Chinedu” in his name for Lagos West Senatorial Campaign grin grin

Now, his certificate is Claiming he’s “Patrick Rhodes-Vivour”

Maybe when he loses and is delusional contesting for Presidency in 2027, he’ll start bearing “Musa Rhodes-Vivour” cheesy

PoliticsGbadebo Rhodes-vivour Shows His MIT Certificate Bearing “patrick Rhodes-vivour“ by CertifiedUrchin(op): 7:38pm On Mar 12, 2023
Dear Lagosians, in line with my desire to run a transparent and open government.

Here is my certificate from @MIT

I will continue to be open and transparent, especially with my government and governance.

Vote LP 🗳, You can do it, We can do it.

Èkó E dìde!!

~ GRV.
https://twitter.com/grvlagos/status/1634843868268212224?s=46&t=xHVZZYto-Ep2yG5GmKwY9Q

The fraud that wants to rule Lagos grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 12th March 2023 by CertifiedUrchin: 2:08pm On Mar 12, 2023
IBUYFiVERRACCT4:
shocked shocked shocked

Quote this message with the correct score for this match and win internet data.

I need old inactive fiverr seller accounts.
Fulham 1-2 Arsenal
PoliticsRe: "God Forbid" – Aisha Yesufu Disagrees With Peter Obi Over Governorship Candidate by CertifiedUrchin: 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2023
MagnoIiaaa:
I am into hookup around Lagos
If you want to patronize me send me an email
5k for short time
It's your girl Magnoliaa ❤️❤️
Country hard😫
Parody account cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Happy International Women's Day 2023 by CertifiedUrchin: 11:18am On Mar 08, 2023
On behalf of all urchins, we celebrate our great women.

Someone should tell the Osus not to display their Ipobism on this beautiful thread.
PoliticsWhat’s Your Happiest Moment As An “urchin“? by CertifiedUrchin(op): 8:42am On Mar 08, 2023
As the subject reads, mine was when our Master, Asiwaju (Oko iya won) got his certificate of return as the President-elect and Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces (to be), Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬

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