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RomanceRe: OMG: See What This Guy Does To Hurt His Ex Girlfriend by Cessa0(f): 5:29pm On Oct 12, 2016
KissChris:
Make the girl do am too

As the guy come buy condom, make She talk say :
It's time to go for my HIV counselling cry

E go sweet ehn grin
Hahahaha, see death! D guy go b lyk "Abeg if na play stp am oo"
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Flashes Chest Tattoo In Cleavage Baring Dress by Cessa0(f):
This mami water girl again! u will nt go nd kip ur breast one place. .

Girls wey no dey take eye see wetin dey reign, they go start deir own nw, evn draw for the two breast... They fit evn draw for under, kum dey wear long gown wey split for middle. .. lolz.. wetin we no go see!
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Caught In Benue By Vigilante While Trying To Kidnap 2 School Children by Cessa0(f): 5:13pm On Oct 12, 2016
lolzz,.. they really held d guy oo.. see hw many hands for one person trousers... chai!

hehe, nwa nem, men are nt smiling oo
CelebritiesRe: Singer Yemi Alade Stuns In Blue Agbada In South Africa by Cessa0(f): 5:11pm On Oct 12, 2016
this lady is quite beautiful. .. but her shoe no b here oo.. lolz
CultureRe: Panic As Residents Kill Three Pythons In Lagos (photo) by Cessa0(f): 2:14pm On Oct 12, 2016
d man in jacket b lyk.. ""in case dem go pay pple wey catch d snake, i follow dey der o, in fact, na me hit stick for e head" lolzz
CelebritiesRe: Actress Omotola Jalade Stuns In Recently Released Photos (LOOK) by Cessa0(f): 2:11pm On Oct 12, 2016
youngest85:
Lesbo spotted
Ure a fish for ds
CelebritiesRe: I Regret Being A Woman. Lailan Battered By Her Husband Cries Out by Cessa0(f): 1:55pm On Oct 12, 2016
ds is crazy! This man is only looking for an excuse to chase d woman out of his house.... he doesnt wnt her... she shud stp forcing herself on him..
liv d house with ur kids, if he doesnt let u, go to court..
only God knws what ds Nigerian courts have to offer sef
CelebritiesRe: Actress Omotola Jalade Stuns In Recently Released Photos (LOOK) by Cessa0(f): 1:49pm On Oct 12, 2016
Op ds ur title eh... as e dey do me nw, fa say make i reply u put, u no go fit chop for three days...

i opened d thread expecting to see something extremely nice! abi op doesnt understand wt stunning means?
mtchewww
PetsRe: Aged Oyinbo Man Flaunts His Busty African Girlfriend (photos) by Cessa0(f): 1:41pm On Oct 12, 2016
Op, b lyk d man use ur eyes take grab d lady boobs oh... coz i cee no oda explanation for u nt to see dt, dts d lady's hand on her boobs.
bsyds, hw is t our business? Pple cannot take picture again without someone creating a thread for t.. na wa o
PoliticsRe: Pray For Mr President by Cessa0(f): 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2016
His opinion isnt dt bad..
i mean.. Every now and then, you hear pple raining curses on d leaders... Obviously things aren't moving well in Nigeria, nd derz little or nothing we d masses cn do... instead of condemning nd criticizing d country at every given opportunity, pray for Nigeria! pray to God to increase our leaders in more knowledge to run d affairs of d country well. pray to God to guv dem d wisdom to move d country to greater heights.
we've been complaining for lyk forevr, what has our complaints resulted into? Therez evil everywhere. . pple killing pple.. dirty crimes making d healines every morning. .. I'm nt supporting whats happening in my country... i jst feel everyone shud stp raining curses on d leaders.. u only gt to listen to news or read any random article on d net.. u were nt der! u dnt knw d real story.. they're human beings too, they have a heart.
Pray for Nigeria, Pray for d President, Pray for ur governors... if anyone of dem is intentionally trying to ruin d country, pray to God to change deir hearts. stop criticizing already.
Pray!
TravelRe: 6 Reasons Lagosians 'hate' Danfos by Cessa0(f): 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2016
lolz.. dt moment wen u pay d conductor buh ure scared to ask for ur balance... ""hehehe, if he could blast ds woman with grey hair, make e no go vex slap me""

lolz, dose guyz r terrible!
PoliticsRe: TENSION!!! Governor Umahi Of Ebonyi Slapped By Sen. Oji Ogbuoji (pics) by Cessa0(f): 7:54am On Oct 12, 2016
Ebigreenah:
Somebody should slap some sense into Buharry's skull. Make him receive sense for free.
What brought Buhari into ds one nw
Jokes EtcRe: Strange As Man Wishes Heart Disease For Himself (photos) by Cessa0(f): 7:51am On Oct 12, 2016
hahahahaha.. God abeg, na small pikin dey worry am
Foreign AffairsRe: Tension As 501 Ghanaian Soldiers Opt To Join Boko Haram, ISIS by Cessa0(f): 7:41am On Oct 12, 2016
come, Ghana com nd carry ur thing o..
what's all ds nah, we're nt done with dese crazy boko haram sect. una wan com add una own join.
nt jst 2 or 3 soldiers, 501!!
if na play, make una stp am oh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pics: Winner Miss Earth Nigeria Arrives Philippine For Miss Earth World Pageant by Cessa0(f): 7:31am On Oct 12, 2016
Godfullsam:
how can this reduce the escalating price of rice, garri , palm oil and beans in the market undecided
u guyz shud stp doing ds on every thread nah.. so bcoz d economy is bad, we shudnt think of any oda thing ba? ah ahn.

anyways, shez really cute!




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FamilyRe: Man, 60, Commits Suicide Over Inability To Care For Family by Cessa0(f): 7:27am On Oct 12, 2016
do pple think at all?
okay sth u cudnt do while u wer alive is wt u xpect ur wife to do ba?
u cudnt take care of dem properly, so d bst thing ws to liv wife to do everything. ..
what do we call ds one nw?
mtcheww!





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CelebritiesRe: Fan Gets N5,000 For Tattooing Cossy Ojiakor Name On His Tongue [PICS] by Cessa0(f): 7:21am On Oct 12, 2016
check well... dt guy is nt mentally stable.
mayb hez still undergoing treatment, coz u cnt tell me ure sane nd u tattooed ur tongue! he own insanity carry belle.








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CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin And Lilian Esoro 3month Son Gets His Own Social Media Account by Cessa0(f):
the baby b looking lyk,

"what does ds man think hez doin? hu snd am mssg? he cnt evn gimme a sexy username.. what is jaydenubifranklin".. lolzz







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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Flaunts Her Cleavage As She Spotted On The Streets Of London [PICS] by Cessa0(f): 7:06am On Oct 12, 2016
shez fine jawe...






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CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu 7year Old Daughter Breaks Board With Leg For Taekwondo Belt by Cessa0(f): 7:04am On Oct 12, 2016
nice... very nice!





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CelebritiesRe: Someone Has A Message To This Nollywood Actor (pics). by Cessa0(f): 1:37pm On Oct 11, 2016
Woaahh! if dt really is his daughter. ... shez vewieee cute!
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Leads Others 2 Pink October Walk Against Breast Cancer In Lagos(pix by Cessa0(f): 4:22pm On Oct 10, 2016
nicerichard05:
Fine Ladies

Meanwhile



No matter how cute, fresh. expensive, clean and sexy a T0T0 is, it will always be banged by a nigga somewhere for free.

I actually do not place so much value on T0T0.

alryt we knw u exist.. so hw does ur comment relate with d post??
CrimeRe: Evil Doers: Two Men Arrested With Crushed Human Heads Hidden Inside Bread by Cessa0(f): 10:03am On Oct 10, 2016
the kind of liver som pple av ehh!

nd d worst part of dese yeye stories eh..,, they will nevr luk fyn... its either deir heads are lyk grinding stones... or deir faces luk lyk wat rat ate nd vomited!

may we nevr cross deir path!
Evil pple!!






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CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal Almost Knee Deep In Dirty Flood Water by Cessa0(f): 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2016
say no to weed








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CelebritiesRe: 7 Unluckiest People In The World by Cessa0(f):
borntobegr8t:
7. Henry Ziegland
Killed by a very persistent bullet
Henry Ziegland thought he had dodged fate. In 1883, he broke off a relationship with his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed suicide.
The girl's brother was so enraged that he hunted down Ziegland and shot him.
The brother, believing he had killed Ziegland, then turned his gun on himself and took his own life.
But Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet, in fact, had only grazed his face and then lodged in a tree. Ziegland surely thought himself a lucky man.
Some years later, however, Ziegland decided to cut down the large tree, which still had the bullet in it. The task seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up with a few sticks of dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet into Ziegland's head, killing him.
the bullet b lyk... 'I've been waiting for u, oya com nd die' lolz
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by Cessa0(f): 9:18am On Oct 09, 2016
'he has been writing abt us on nairaland'
and what r u doing??

lolz... yeye dey smell






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CelebritiesRe: 4 Nigerian Celebrities That Can TOTALLY Defeat Buhari In 2019 Elections by Cessa0(f): 9:15am On Oct 09, 2016
Ma lo wa bi joko si

so bcoz they have so many followers on Instagram nd Twitter nw means they cn rule d country ba? Yeye

Tinubu go take broom sweep deir yansh comot
let dem kip doing wt they knw hw to do best while d politicians sort demselves out.





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Nairaland GeneralRe: 17 Childhood Insults That Hurts, You Will Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Cessa0(f): 9:25am On Oct 08, 2016
lol
CrimeRe: Two Male Thieves Broke Into The Home Of A Gay $ex Predator by Cessa0(f): 9:48am On Oct 07, 2016
lolzzz

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