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Jokes Etc › 7 Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Babe Before February 14 by Cetona(op): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2016
grin grin grin

1) 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re capable of killing me... It's over!!! grin

2) You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! grin

3) I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! grin

4) I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! grin

5) I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! grin

6) I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. Why did you reply me the next day?... It's over!!!!grin

7) I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-law. Pack your bags. It's over!!!!grin
Education › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by Cetona(f): 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2016
Judeoxide:
men i will be angry and more of happy.. Because. So many lost family and friens will be alive and jos crises will not have happend... Mehn that will be a dream come through to us in the north
True that, the north will still be a nice place. The Nyanya bomb blast wouldn't have happened cry cry, there would have been nothing as BH
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Not Laugh A Little Bit ( Funny Pics) by Cetona(f): 12:33pm On Feb 05, 2016
smiley

Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 5:09pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
Ohk..ga lambar
Na kwafa, ka chire yanzu.
Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 1:10pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
Ah.. thats cool.
kina chatting a whatapp?
if yes,lets chat more.
Ka rubuta nambar wayan ka a nan. Idan na kwafa zan gaya maka ka goge/chire.
Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 12:50pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
shocked
makaranta?
lallae kin hadu gaskiya. grin
kin hada dangi da yarbawa ne?
Lol, ban hada danki da su ba, no bayarbiya ce. Amma haifuwan arewa.
Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 12:41pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
lagos hala?
Me ki ke yi haka..
A a, ba garin Iko nake ba.
Ib ne. Makaranta ne ta kai ni chan.
Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 12:20pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
Ikon Allah..
Ke Kuma kina ina?
Garin yarbawagringrin
Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Found In The Foundation Of A Building In Enugu (Photos) by Cetona(f): 10:11am On Feb 04, 2016
Mutuwa:
grin grin
Gambo..toh..
ina hassan da hussaini,ko hassana da hussaina ne?
Hassana da Hussaina ne. Lafiyan su kalau, suna chan arewa
Jokes Etc › Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by Cetona(f): 11:53am On Feb 02, 2016
2014 thread? Indeed 'Dry bones shall rise again' grin
Education › Re: Professor's Wife Bags Ph.d In Mathematics, Son Bags Degree In Engineering. Photo by Cetona(f): 8:10am On Feb 02, 2016
Caseless:
undecided

You!
Me? What I do? sad grin
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Shares Photo Of His Dad As He Celebrates Birthday (photo) by Cetona(f): 1:42pm On Feb 01, 2016
topeorekoy:
Miss my dad so much.

Miss my mum so much
Hang in there, time heals all pain. Pele kiss
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Shares Photo Of His Dad As He Celebrates Birthday (photo) by Cetona(f): 1:41pm On Feb 01, 2016
stanbuggy:
Enjoy your dad bro... Lost mine last year and the pain still feels like yesterday cry
cry sorry bro, better imagined than experienced. May God keep you strong kiss
Politics › Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Jungle Justice This Morning. by Cetona(f): 1:37pm On Feb 01, 2016
Thank God for your life OP, you are lucky. Many innocent souls have been lost to such false allegations or should I say implication. Some of them in jail for crimes they know nothing about. God help us.

ALUU 4 comes to mind.
Education › Re: Professor's Wife Bags Ph.d In Mathematics, Son Bags Degree In Engineering. Photo by Cetona(f): 1:23pm On Feb 01, 2016
RingimKabir:
IPOB youth needs to know that we, Abokis are not as illiterate as they think.

I myself just recently bagged MSc. in Information Technology and my first degree is on Computer Engineering

#ProudlyAboki
I really do not understand why people tag the northerners are backward and illiterate, looking for every opportunity to spite them.

You won't see them on a thread like this o, they are waiting for the negative threads, that's what they feed on. Sun tsani arewa for no just cause.

And, congratulations my A.bokigrin.
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by Cetona(f): 12:39pm On Feb 01, 2016
MyGeneration:
Shut up ur dirty Yoruba mouth.
Lmao. Are you this frustrated? I pray you find inner peace. Run along dear, I have noticed you.

Some people are so full of anger, frustrationand depression they can't even spot a joke. Ode oshi angry
Agriculture › Re: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by Cetona(f): 12:31pm On Feb 01, 2016
Adaezeagu:
Anybody that will insult my tribe eh e don be for the person
Defender of the 'weak' grin grin.
Politics › Re: EkitiGate: ChannelTv Video Of Tope Aluko Revealing How Ekiti Election Was Rigged by Cetona(f): 10:00am On Feb 01, 2016
Ahmedhussain3463:
lol,broda u r right o people from dt region will rebuff and spurn dis,describing it as scripted play by opposition
That is the problem we have in this country. Always after personal interest and damning the national growth. Until we realise that the fight against corruption knows no ethnicity, religion, political affiliation and all that, corruption will keep thriving, eating deep into the fabric of our nation.

If you ask me, I think, we are the architect of our own misfortunes. Always tolerating corruption and even hailing some corrupt officials.
Politics › Re: EkitiGate: ChannelTv Video Of Tope Aluko Revealing How Ekiti Election Was Rigged by Cetona(f): 9:24am On Feb 01, 2016
Watch it, some people will still call him a liar and try to defend their 'hero'. Naija I dey hail angry
Literature › Re: Bloodshot -a Short Romance Story by Cetona(f): 12:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
Nice one Godmother. Following
Christianity Etc › Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Cetona(f): 11:44am On Jan 31, 2016
Nairalandar:
Odiegwu!
Lol
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu's Boyfriend, Seun Egbebe Shares Loved Up Pics With Her by Cetona(f): 11:44am On Jan 31, 2016
shocked Didn't even know she was divorced. So, soon? Well, her life, her business.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by Cetona(f): 11:41am On Jan 31, 2016
I just didn't feel like going

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