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Mutuwa:
you no like am?
am harmless.

E no matter whether I like am abi I no like am na. Just wondering why you chose it.
Kai bahaushe ne?

Mutuwa:


Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.

This your moniker tho

Urine:
Dear Mod, please this must not get to FP, there are more important topics. If you move it to the FP, I will go for holiday in Sambisa Forest.

When does your holiday start?. I just hope you have your bag(s) packed already cos we are now live on FP

Izugab:
Another God sent woman called me this morning. She's no other than Mrs Nyanyafu.
Words can't describe how happy I am about what she did.
She promised to send me a Blackberry phone worth close to 55k which I'll sell at Emeka Offor plaza in main market Onitsha, a 30k worth airtime which I'll also sell to retailers around and finally clothes and shoes which I'll wear while in school.
Am so happy on hearing this good news.
May God bless her wherever she's.
Please my beloved nairalanders, help me thank her oooo cos I still think that am dreaming.

So happy to hear this. God bless her immensely

So true. What stage are you now?

befto:
Very touching story.
what is your email address?

Here's his email add
Izuchukwugabriel9@gmail.com

So touching, God will see you through this, Op

enygmababe:
My dear, only a 'kid' will mistake that kind of have fun for the real thing. Even a 'kid' will know the kind of eye the mum used to look at him as she says the 'have fun'. Its like your mum telling you on your way to a particular place that when you get there and they say come and eat you should say thank you then when you get there they invite you to come and eat and in their presence you ask her 'mummy can I eat?' Biko ...'have fun ni'

Before that perceptive guy starts screaming 'abort mission abort mission' you think say na clear eye?

Lmao, Women! I perfectly understand you ma'am. Not even when you wife gives you scented condoms should you have fun. Have such fun at your own peril, better still, never let her find out.

enygmababe:
Cetona the one about having fun got me cracking. I can just imagine me telling DH to go have fun in that kind of circumstance.

The look on his face is usually epic lol


Keep them coming

Lol, why won't the look on his face be epic. I'm sure he knows better than to heed that kind of go-ahead.

But if he did, would you be mad at him or blame him, since you told him to

Chillisauce:
Cetona. ..this one you dey peep. I hope say you never steal the idea yet

Lmao, I no even see the idea. No be wetin person see e dey thief .

Great idea btw

Oluwapresley:
True True which sch r u?

The Premier University

LaurelP:
Don't be.
You'll surely cross the bridge when you get to it

I am hopeful, thank you.

joe4christ:
I can perceive that you're a wise lady, and an intelligent one at that.
You'll build for yourself a strong home. No doubt!
I admire such kind of ladies!

Awwww. You're far too kind, your comment made me smile, thanks.

Oluwapresley:
U again..lol u sha want all these interview lessons and experiences:p

Yea, me again. I want to learn all, can't know too much.

Toyolad:
we share the same fear sis..just wanna know all there is to know b4 I wear that gown....#preparing for the stiff competition out there

Reading other people's experience is good at this time. May God help us

LaurelP:
Hmm
Thank God you're yet to graduate.

Abi. While I can't wait to graduate (you have no idea how long I've been waiting, Lol), I am kinda scared of life on the other side .

Following . I must learn all there is to learn before I graduate, Lol.
Thanks for sharing

whitecloth:
App, Ape. Are. Acre. Area. Ace. Ate. Apace. Apar. Aperea. Apiece.
Pet. Pit. Pat. Part. Price. Pap. Pip. Pipe. Paper. Piper. Pip. Papa. Pea. Peace. Pie. Pia. Pier . Pierce. Pare.
Race. Rice. Rat. Rate. Rap. Rape. Rapper.
Cat. Cap. Cape. Carpet. Crate. Cart. Cite. Care. Crap.
Tea. Tap. Tree. Trap. Tape. Tear. Tare Tare. Tapper. Tapir.

Happy New year to you Cetona, and everyone on this platform a prosperous new year. In year 2016 you shall experience
UPLIFTMENT.

Thanks whitecloth and amen to your prayer. I with you same. May 2016 be a year of flourishing for you and everyone on this thread.