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Mickey7: if esther bleached can we say esther is established Stale...

hahahahaha

all dis kaduna pple sef

if i put ''ewu'' on a scale.. can i call it ''SKELEWU''

Ken excel: she don slap me oo

eyaaa kpele

Mehlena: lwkmdead na so dem dey beat u abi

lolz

[quote
author=Ken excel]hahaha...u no dy try..common 100
ok make i try...in ur eye dere is wat dy call d eyelid which is found
above and below d eye.and dat eyelid av eye lashes....nw down to hw we
see...dnt knw if ur own eye hav retina,bt in every normal human being's
eye der is wat dy called d retina d retina is made up of d rod nd d
cone...the rod are sensitive to shades of grey and d cones are sensitive
to colour..they both send a signal which u knw as impulses along d
optic nerve to d brain were d sensation of light is experience.....
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.
.
.abeg hope say no be rubbish i talk..not too sure shal o if its
correct[/quote]ewoooh
Jesus is Lord!

guy modify dis post asap b4 affrey see am

if ah mark dis shii.. ur result go bloody lyk red-wine

Mehlena: ma guy i just tire o..charlie abi u bin tink say na mouth we dey take see..?

hahahahahaha lwkmdied

*wheres d HOLY CANE*

Mehlena oya lie down
i go flog u personally

ken excel.. hold her hands
romantic boy.. hold her legs (dnt romance her pls smh*)

if ah hear pim. . . u go hear wim!

Miscellaneous: u ready to bring the card ? Ma go open my biology texbook

hahahahahaa lolz
no worry.. if i c u during clearance.. i go buy da 20naire bama icecream 4u

Romanticboy1: Our eyes nah! Shuo!

hahahahahaha lwkmd o

*where is d HOLY CANE*

Affrey pls bulala dis guy on his tin

Swagalord18: LMFuckingAO ....hahahahahahahahah

lolz

Ken excel: hahahahahaha...abeg make richies come ban dis pikin o.
If she come hear na u sabi ooo

lolz.. she go beat me fa?
thank God say i dan comot my pix

mickeyIso: lolzz wawan yaro

kai! ze'n ma re ka fa

hmmmm.. dis kine family----+

frm music to literature.. to government to chemistry nw.. biology...


okk.. 1 question for y'all biology studs . . . !

pls dnt look @ any textbook or google anytn pls


who can explain ''HOW WE SEE''
d reward is 100naire airtym
#fastest finger# no jokes

ps. only dose usin mtn and etisalat pls

Mehlena: lol wetin mickey do una dis morning fa?

nating ooo.. i jez dey hail d man

Ken excel: No i av nt seen karen..just kinky only

hmmmmmm.. and by kinky.. u mean.. her underwear abi

kai.. wallahi after i go say i b fastor fikin

danboro ubanka lolz

c.s.o pls giv dis man some bulala

Affrey: gud morning to u too chaarly and my nite was gud ken thanks,have u guys seen karen?

yeahh.. karen was wit ken excel last nyt.. ask him.. lemmi c wether he wil deny

mickeyIso:

lol.. boss mickey! ina kwana

ina ge jia
ya aiki
yaya kasua
yaya gi da

ya ne?

walahi mickey kowa de kowa i no try

wey ma own share of d ram wey i follow kill ystrdy?!

allah ki aye

Ken excel: Oga chaarly me don sight u today....Affrey don comot for road..

hahahahaha
i dy watch ur evry move

gudmornin affrey.. hw ws ur nyt

ken excel.. i dy watch ur evry move. . . !

odizeey: its like u woke on d wrong syd of d mat

hehehehehe odizeey! ah swear ure d most hilarious guy on dis thread

no worry.. ah owe u two plates of mama put.. by d tym we finish clearance

and 2 bottles of 7up

ah swear

Latnok95: Dem dey queue for ur toilet ney?

lol.. wix kine.. oya drop ur lines lemmi c

Latnok95:

eyaa sowwie sir

oya wait lemmi poo finish u hear

i dy cum nw nw... b bck in 30mins

*covers face*

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rick ross- Hold me back


i look in ma fridge
ma shii lookn scarce
i gat a few cares
we nid sum shii on d shelf

i get a knock on d door
dey say ma rent ova due
and while ma niggaz sell dope
and dunno wah else 2do
d only tin on ma mind
i try 2 kip awt d lights
i call up ma slam
i nid a tilo 2nyt
evrytn went well
am in d state no more soup
den i pop d capri
i already got me a coup

evrytn takes tym
bt dis shii came fast
niggaz standin in line...
dey wnna hold me back
i multiplied ma hussle
stimulated ma mind
motivated ma niggaz
hell wil neva divide!









una tink say na only una knw music abi

diz jst a tip

who wnna rapP?!


#make una liv dose Q and A poo joor

una dey do lyk say una dey prepare 4 another jamb

odizeey: kip ur genuis to ursef

hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd ooo
rotfl

ooooOdizeeey!! u b real clown
michael sokoto incarnated

na hall3 for uniben fit pple lyk u lol

[quote
author=Sermwell]sup guy? D truth be say I no dey 2go now but I fit open
2go acct cuz of u. I 4 giv u my BB pin buh I no no if na BB u dey use! D
transfar stuff dey make sense die! I go link u up sha wen tym rich buh
1st do well 4 ur present course! No wori my guy na papa God hand e dey!
Its posible joor cuz odas ar doin it! Wen I open d 2go I go let u knw[/quote]thanks very much sir!
i bin dey bbm b4 ooOo.. but one unscrupulous element move ma fone.. d guy cum reduce me to nokia

thanks once again.. emmm.. u dy whatsapp or facebook??

Ken excel: Hahahahah.....if i catch u na beat i go beat u...*i swear.*...did i just say dat?

Mehn me send ur msg oo,bt she say make i tell u say make u *shut up*..He can pain

yay
u get luck say u na put ur pix 4 2go. . . pple 4 dey find u nw

infact sef.. ah dan dash u.. ah na want again

my akwa ibom gf dan do 4me lol

[quote
author=Sermwell]guy I c u! Don't wori u ar safe nd secured in ekosodi
just be loyal datz all! Abeg flex d course wey dem give u cuz e no easy
2 be uniben student! Buh u fit transfer 2 law leta sha cuz sum of my
coursemate dey ur department b4! Postume dis Year get as e be! 4 our
tyme na 65 I get! No be only u dem give dat course o una plenty wella!
Flex![/quote]woah woah woah!! thanx xoxo much bro! realy appreciate ur reply

but bro. . . abeg no vex.. u dey 2go? i go lyk get ur username.. i wan ask u abt hw doze guys wey dey ur dept nw take change frm religious studies.. thanks very mch na only God fit bless u

Ken excel: Oga chaarly i no sight u o

hahahahaha lwkmd!
dis man. . . . !

ha u go sight me wen affrey dey here

i go kaash u 4 2go no worry

mehnn guy.. hw fa da stuff ah ask u na.. shey u cross d mssg across






diz thread. . . . . chai

mehhnn.. sir tunechi... i saw ur maths solution.. me dy troway cap 4u oo.. me i hate maths eh.. da time

bt am beginning 2 lyk it nw... since i was made d assistant secretary in our church's sunday school

[quote
author=mhizz_bernie]'dis s mainly a questn 4 d art student on ds thread
bt any1 wu has an idea kud ansa what figure of
speech is 'dis is the beginnin of the end of my career' wuld rili luv 2
no cus[/quote]innuendo!

happy sunday faithy and my fellow brothers n sisters.. hope ur day was coOL.. mine was fun-filled


okk guys pls i saw on ''myschool'' dt uniben hav started accepting acceptance fee.. hw tru is dis pls?

b4 una stat 2 ask me wether na frm reliable source or tomato sauce.. check myschool's website

#peace#

boy oh boy! c as arrows jez dy rain here and there lyk meteor shower.. ok ok ok!!! tis aite. happy sunday all

pls am stil looking for my coursemates oo ''RELIGIOUS STUDIES''

e b lyk say i go dy rep hall3 wen ah finish clearance

and as 4 ekosodin.. sermwell.. i go nid persn lyk u as paddy b4 i fit enter there oo.. #u too get mouth#

well.. i applied 4 law n dy pushed me 2 religious studies coz i na reeesh 70.. na 66 b my agg

pls.. is religious studies a new course in uniben?? e b lyk say na only me dem giv diz course oo