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Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 6:10pm On Jun 09, 2017

Bumidavis:
Buh the book of John says otherwise

Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 6:06pm On Jun 09, 2017

A4dams:
I knw ba shiga. Ok what is finish in hausa

Finish- Gamawa, Karshe, Iyaka, Ba saura etc.

Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 6:03pm On Jun 09, 2017

Lalle Hausawa sun fara yawa a wannan gidan. Abin mamaki kusan shafi daya duk an cika shi da maganar hausa.

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Asks Lady To Take Off Her Twitter Profile Picture Because He's Fasting by chakula: 6:28am On Jun 07, 2017

ekensi01:
Hausa men are born stupid

Your parents included.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Multiple Deaths Reported In Orlando, Florida Shooting by chakula: 8:01pm On Jun 05, 2017

Trump should sit up the rate of insecurity is keep on increasing despite his effort of banning some countries from accessing visa to the America

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Romance › Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by chakula: 9:19pm On Jun 02, 2017

Let her be and case close. And he looks for another to cater for his affairs simple. grin

Politics › Re: Buhari Personally Negotiated Lagos-calabar Rail Project Funding – Osinbajo by chakula: 9:08pm On Jun 02, 2017

dadavivo:
Osibande stop making Buhari look intelligent. Cos we all know he's from the north, and he's an illiterate

So anybody coming from north is illiterate according to you? You should halt from sweeping statement atleast learn to be wise.

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Sports › Re: Juventus Players Arrive Cardiff For UCL Final (Photos) by chakula: 9:00pm On Jun 02, 2017

drtmighty:
They r welcome .. But Real Madrid all the way..

Back to home cuplesss.

Sports › Re: Real Madrid Players Arrive Cardiff For UCL Final (Photos) by chakula: 8:21pm On Jun 02, 2017

Loosing team grin

Politics › Re: Reps Summon Adeosun Over N17 Billion ‘office Equipment’ Contract Scam by chakula: 9:47am On Jun 02, 2017

Teewhy2:
Corruption in Nigeria has eaten deep into the people that little children also see it as a way of life, the best way to fight it is from the family set up.
I remember that way back people are very cautious of their behavior because of what would be said their family members and community leaders but nowadays the society encourage people to live beyond their means of livelihood and to keep up people get into criminal activities to maintain that lifestyle and that is what reflects in our leaders as well.

A mature response. Things have changed which Nigeria as a nation will not have them fixed in the near future.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 9:01am On Jun 01, 2017

Jesus the servant of Allah.

Crime › Re: Two Prostitutes Kill Customer In Ogun Over Money (Photo) by chakula: 8:15pm On May 31, 2017

Jamila05:
Someone just got a free ticket to hell

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Politics › Re: 16 Highs And Lows Of Buhari’s Govt... Cable News by chakula: 2:41pm On May 29, 2017

APC deserve commendation to some stuff while failed woefully in some. Their mistakes are expected to be fixed before rounding up their tenure.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by chakula: 7:11pm On May 27, 2017

Futbal and politics I know arsenal will not end cupless.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by chakula: 5:37pm On May 27, 2017

mukina2:
GAME ON

And will be in favor of ~~chelsea~~arsenal. Team Wenger must go.

Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem To You All by chakula: 3:24pm On May 27, 2017

FriendNG:
To nagaisheka.

To Nagode.

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Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem To You All by chakula: 12:16pm On May 27, 2017

FriendNG:
Kai kumafa

Dan uwan ka ne.

Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem To You All by chakula: 10:37am On May 27, 2017

FriendNG:
Ameen. Amma kayi likimo da yawa, Dan daga gani kayi lattin sahur.

Kai amma dai bahaushe ne.

Travel › Re: Anambra Chief, Kenneth Okonkwo, Dies In Fatal Accident by chakula: 7:04pm On May 25, 2017

The Chief is not ready to embrace the biafran state that is why he quickly parked to the promise land.

Sleep well Sir.

Politics › Re: IPOB Declares Sit-at-home In 10 Northern Cities by chakula: 9:58pm On May 24, 2017

I forsee vacancies especially in the institutions where your present determine your take home.

Applicants should prepare their curriculum vities to replace the absentees during the time of the exercise.

Banks will be the best institution to go for comfirmation any ibo I meet will automatically recieve a slap for non compliance to the given order.

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Jokes Etc › This Hardship No Be Joke O! by chakula(op): 8:08pm On May 18, 2017

See a recent application letter from a friend..

No.3 ekpetu street
P.o.Box 172,
Ijola,Lagos,
Nigeria.
9th may,2017.
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB.

Thank you,
Yours faithfully,
Chukwuebuka

Islam › Re: The Beautiful Story Of Yusuf by chakula: 2:45pm On May 18, 2017

Jazakallah bros. Your effort is commendable and nice. Keep it up.

NYSC › Re: Gombe Corper Dies In Accident On His Way To Taraba (Photos) by chakula: 6:43pm On May 09, 2017

And he finally landed to the promise land where his grand parents wel come him. Rip dude.

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Food › Re: 7 Surprising Things You Could Do With Eggs by chakula: 10:30am On May 08, 2017

The normal egg I know.

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Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 10:21am On May 08, 2017

SlimRoberta:
Ai... Za su ji.(They'll hear) I'm I correct?
Please teach me more conversational sentences. Nagode sosai

Yap you are absolutely correct as if you are a fluent speaker cheesy

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Yau litinin ce ranar aiki. Meaning- Monday is a working day.

Za ki je aiki yau? Meaning- Are you going to work today?

Sai anjima. Meaning- We shall see later.

Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 11:14pm On May 06, 2017

SlimRoberta:
Nagode. Ya gida?

Gida lafiya.

A gaida yan gidan. Meaning, my regards to your family.

Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 1:00pm On May 06, 2017

SlimRoberta:
No work.. How do I say it in hausa?

Ba aiki. But in real Hausa dialect you can say 'ban je aiki ba'.

NYSC › Re: Only Two Corpers Served In A Jigawa Local Government (Photos) by chakula: 1:52pm On May 05, 2017

The title is misleading, how will it be possible for the whole local govt to retain only 2 corpers? Where these corpers are serving currently happen to be a Federal school which has no connection with the local govt. If they want to advertise to their folks that they graduate now that is ok.

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Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 8:10pm On May 04, 2017

SlimRoberta:
Tnx.

Kin je aiki yau? Meaning 'have you go to work today'?

Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu: EFCC Plans To Plant Huge Cash In My House In Enugu by chakula: 3:35pm On May 03, 2017

Youth should sit up and hijack the representation from the hand of these old peoples. The country will not move forward in as much as high profile office is maintain by the range of 65yrs and above individual. Let the EFCC do the needful and get rid of unwanted elements from the mantle of power.

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Culture › Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 3:22pm On May 03, 2017

SlimRoberta:
Interprete please. I'm not very good with sentences just greetings tnx

Meaning, Long time we have not greeting each other. Hope you are fine.

Fyi, I am using a free translation method.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2017 by chakula: 9:22pm On May 02, 2017

I am not happy with today's match. huh

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