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Pls who is in charge of the whatsapp group , ? Should we drop our numbers here or send it to an email ? Dis guy is havin my 100k down ..... But wat he dnt knw is dat I can get him lock up dere and I hav every proof . He taught dat bein in texas is a free zone , let's do d group issue to discus on way forward b4 I tackle him personally .

The 15page letter by Obj's daughter is now more
relevant than ever. She spoke about how he
brought Goodluck in for his selfish interest and
when things didnt turn out how he wanted he
started to complain. Where did Obj get the
moral justification to talk in public or address
the public when his house is upside down. Has
he proved his innocence in the alleged sleeping
with his son wife ? Has he replied the many
accusations his daughter levelled at him? Has he
returned the billions he looted yet? Has he
apologized for wanting to twist the constituition
to get a 3rd tenure? Has he explained the
billions he borrowed from world bank for
electricity which he left in a total mess? Has he
been able to explain the numerous political
killings under his administration?His daughter
said he knew totally about the health of Yaradua
but ignored Dr's advices for his selfish interest. I
see alot of Northern brothers standing firm with
Obj on this bold declaration, Anybody who
stands against Jonathan suddenly becomes a
friend of the Northern ppl. Tambuwal who
embezzled public funds for almost a decade
suddenly picked up a broom and started clapping
to the music of APC and the Northern folks start
calling him a hero. It is a pity alot of ppl dont
understand what politics is, they are all after
theirselves and family. Does anybody expect
Buhari to come in and suddenly give Nigeria
steady power supply? Or does anyone think the
price of things will go down once Buhari comes
in? The more ur expectation the more u will be
dissappointed. If Buhari doesnt become a leader
he wunt fight against Boko haram? Ask urselves
how come northern leaders are quiet about the
whole issue but swift to condemn the president
when an attack happens. He is yet to tell us how
he is going to change the country rather the only
thing he is good at saying is 'Let us chase PDP
away'. The question we should ask him is 'What
next after PDP is gone?'lets think my people ......

nekaa:
My good God!!
Promise wey dem dey tell ashawo for bed...

is lik u b ashawo , jus view ur pix nw , nairalanders pls folo me view d pix , if no b ASHA pls add WO

Get your wonderfaul laptop for everytin thing u need

Movesz:
i am in france thats why am asking?

lol I didn't knw , where re u in france cos I'm in france too , at anambourju

Movesz:
Pls who is the president of nigeria?

mental man........ Go France and ask that idiotic question

chinosxl:
I will need actual name and email for your invoice.

sent u a mail. Sorry I forgot the mail part

Ahmed4002:
feel free to drop any questions about import. We would provide necessary information needed. contact belloahmad .
gracia

my oga wats happening na ?

simpleseyi:
Unfortunately, if a court case comes up, your Bible cannot be presented as evidence in court.

dats shows u re really bakward n dat is wat isreal use to win d case THE BIBLE ..... Pple dat knw abt dis will tel u more

Anglican , beta pay for dat land , insist to pay pls ...... Ask isreal abt Palestinian and court case on land issue. They won , it is in d bible dat dey paid for the piece of land . My 2cent after u hav paid shaa....

gingger:
Which type of processor and wats d dedicated memory for graphics?

intel (R) pentium (R) CPU B960 @ 2.20GHz with intel HD Graphics

gowaga68:
this method of business isnt what business people regard as business..

not happy with what is going on here at all.

really not happy..

thanks a lot wish he will hear our cry.

Lucky person to have it

This is almost new , not upto 6months , Acer Aspire E1-531 , laptop, 4G ram , 750G hard disk size , rating is 4.1 (very high) , speed is 2.5..... Its window 8. Comes with wifi, webcam , Bluetooth.

The reserve price is 50k , means will give it to the highest bidder from now till thursday.

If you are in anambra state I will get it for you in person or you come over and pick it .

If you are out side anambra state I will send it over to you but waybill payment is on your own expenses.

Thank , this is from weyab technology.

Nawa oooo did biz since oct and now is dec , I'm not happy at all..... Cnt believe dis will pass two weeks wen I paid 100k cash..... Now we hav stories , NAHCO issue will give them strategy to kip us more 8months na. Lagtrch I'm not happy at all, I'm sendin this here after I mailed u to kip dis thread alive , even d thread is dying. Jimmy abeg I sent u msg yesterday , na henry pls do sometin for me , beg ur bro lagtech abeg ...... Dis guy dey giv me HPB but he no no , but I knw ntg will happen to me else I first kill my enemies dat wan me to die of heartbreak . Thanks jimmy for d way u hav been takin calls but pls contact ur oga on my issue , if I didn't get dis items by friday I will mis important buyer dat is on ground now nd soon schs I wan to push the items will close....wait una tinks say I wan use d laptops do xmas for my cousins? Abeg lagtech biko , do smtins , ur man is not smiling ooooo not fair make I tel u. Thanks

Chinosxl this item is now in your office , DELIVERED . Trackin number 7720*******9346 and name : W. T. Please send me invoice ASAP. Thanks .

Ok so Mod and Super mod feel dey can u anyhow here? Even seun knws he can jus b putin anytin witout seense on facebook, sorry nairaland...... Dis is as if our naira is useless in d land

I think I beginning to love the security men ...... Yes allow them to fight very well , next time you security men should lend them you guns to make the fight an action movie......

What will I comment now..... Me wey neva brush since 4days now nko ?

Adwexky:
I OFFEND YOU BEFORE, WHY THIS REMARK?
IN FACT CASE CLOSED!

lol u dnt knw? Lik u re among dos france candidates self

Adwexky:
Understanding Reached!

bad belle

Adwexky:
I intend removing the space he added but I left it so he could realize his excessiveness and for others to that are not on the page should see what I am emphasizing on.

dats nigerian , atleast let us suffer wit u so we will understand wat u re tryin to say. Lol , well all is well

Adwexky:
What are you typing?
Dont you see what he did, No contribution and latter leave a lot of space as if he/she is selling Land.

nd u quoted him wit a lot of space again abi ? Didn't u do d same tin wit him ?waitin for ur ans

html14java:
Express don leave this dude o

wish u re talkin to me

Adwexky:
[size=15pt]Why this?
Just because this is Nairaland, that doesnt mean you can regard comment space as Land, SEUN pls. deal with this Dude![/size]

oma ife , ur own worst self .... Intelligent being u wan to report to someone dat ebuka ra.pe joy den u hav to ra.pe joy again to show it abi ? Nonsense

html14java:
You see what idleness has done to this buddy

quoting him even make him more better than u cos u quoted d whole space and even added ur own personal space , oma ife.

All is well

Sirnuel:
Dat man is one of the few good nollywood actors we have left
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Nice one

" u pple left ? " Mean u knw wat happened to odas .....ok oooo

emmabest2000:
you again

hahahahahah emma wetin I do , e bad I dey try compose a standard proverb?

1. When thief thief thief thief thing, e don
red be that. Wahala dey o.
2. Year wey get January dey get December o.
3. No matter how snake long reach, e no fit
wrap imself around palm tree from bottom
to the top.
4. If needle fall inside river, dem no go fit
see am pick again o.
5. Na fly wey no get Special Adviser dey
follow dead body enter grave (no wonder we
have so many Special Advisers in
Government)
6. Do to other people wetin you want other
people to do to you.
7. No matter how okro plant grow reach, e no
dey tall pass who plant am. When time to
harvest am reach, the owner go bend am
down.
8. If woman deny man food, na man go still
chop am.
9. Person wey no chop beans no dey poo
beans o.
10. Dem say love is blind. If blind person
lead another blind person, both of them go
fall inside pit.
11. Na people wey dey use Mace fight for
assembly Mace go tear head, no be me wey
siddon jeje for my house.
12. D water wey Buhari don take eye cry for
naiJa go fit make ocean for Katsina.
13. If army slap you, you go know say police na
your friend
14. pikin no fit compare prick with him papa.
15. you no need spoon to chop slap
no matter how chicken fly e must still come down
16. Na only person when get patience well-well,
go fiti cook stone sotay e go done reach to chop.
17. Where there is a will, you go meet relative plenty.
18. Out of all lizard when lie-down ontop roof for sun, na only the one when belle dey worry am, go fiti know hinself.
19. The run when buffalo run after wey hunter shoot am wound, na to save him own life TOGETHER with hunter life, make am dey run.
20. No how wey hungry fiti wire bush rat, wey he go forget himself put leg near the place when only one ripe banga dey for ground, because
na trap be dat.
21. Na the ting when bush rat take eye see for night, come make am by-force dey wakka SOFTLY for afternoon.
22. Man pikin when take eye see die, begin dey run like antelope, nogo remember the leg when dey pain am before.
23. No how wey tortoise wakka go far, na for inside hin house he go sleep that night.
24. Monkey no fine, but him mama love am.
25. Over-sabi person when carry him dog go sell, come take the money buy baboon for market, go regret hinself and cry say "had I known", when time reach.
26. Na as goat take stand for market na ehm dem dey price am.
27. Pikin wey no play today must play tomorrow
28. If we pound yam inside Bill Gate's jet and cook delicious soup on top Bill Clinton's head, a clueless President will still remain clueless!!!
29. bosom wey stand gidigba today must fall tomorrow
30. Rake from today till tomorrow you no fit use teeth grind bottle
31. Small girl wey no wan sidon for one place, na one prick go advice am one day.
32. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him ma no go sleep
33. Person wey say my water no go boil, him own no go hot.
34. Na person wey don chop beleful dey ask for big meat
35. rolling stone na person push Am..
36. he who fights and run away, na fear dey catch am.
37. you no fit use big prick threaten ashawo
38. na co-operation naim make rice full for inside POT.
39. Person wey madman don bite before if I'm see mechanic he go take off
40. -no mata how u wash yansh,e go still smell.
41. -Sunday wey go sweet,na Friday we go know.
42. No matter hw u shake am reach... D last drop of ur piss belong to ya boxers...
43. Dey say Monkey fast Monkey fast, na becus tree near each orther
44. Oldman wey snatch small pikin cap wear for head, na him say make pikin play wit him head.
45. Coakroach like to dance but fowl no dey give am chance at all
46. Na small small pen!s take dey grow
47. Dem no dey cut left hand commot for body sake of say e dey useless
48. If u say nothing dey happen,put fire for ur neighbour house na
49. E dey hard for persin wey dey pray for talkless of persin ey dem swear for.
50. No matter how river cold,fish no go wear sweater.

Yesterday, I had only N3,000 in my pocket and I
was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food,
so I went to one high class hotel at Ogbo Hill
Aba, in Abia State and made an order for the
most expensive meal and wine they had
available.
After the meal, the drinks and champagne, my
bill was N57,500 but I told the waitress that I
had only N3,000 and she called the manager. To
cut the long story short, the manager handed
me over to the Nigerian Police after
remonstrating (abusing and threatening) at me.
On my way to the station, I gave the Police
Officers N2,000 and I was set free!

franugo:
alright boss. Make i see how nxt wk go dey sha.

ok no wahala