monkey no fine but em mama like am

Vulture wey carry tortoise na hunger e go take sleep

Wetin dey bush go come out 1 day

Na bad pikin dey resemble him mama

Pikin wey go chop slap sleep, go chop slap sleep

Birds of a feather na d same mama born dem

No Mata hw red ya eye be e no fit light cigar

no Mata hw stupid person be if Hunga catch am him go no

BabaEto1:

Bros I beg se na u make dis proverb " as goat stand..." Early dis year on a tread where a lady said a keke napep rider toast am ? I remember dt funny comment got many likes then.

it's a popular pidgin english proverb.

No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil yam

Beatin no reach beating, na him go mak u look person wey beat u 2 tell am say he no go beta 4 am...

Na prick wey rush enter toto dey rush comot

Scorpion stink thief he no go fit shout

Dem no dey use power kill mosquito wey dey for man blokus

Who no know go know

I no gree I no gree na ehm make ashawo pant tear

No matter how yansh sweet reach, na shyte na ehm still full am.

No be today yansh don dey for back

No be by big prick dem dey take climb woman

Eyes wey see and mouth wey talk no be brothers

When frog dey jump for afternoon na ehm be say e dey pursue something or something dey pursue am.

No b by beauty dem go marry correct woman, na character
Pickin wey clean hand well-well, go fit chop with elders
No be only thru hard work money dey come but common sense
Husband, if ur wife dey feed u, go borrow her dress make u dey wear am

Na cow when run go abroad dey come back as corn-beef

[quote author=acenazt post=28665035]pikin no fit compare prick with him papa.


you no need spoon to chop slap


no matter how chicken fly e must still come down

kokoA:
Na prick wey rush enter toto dey rush comot
Scorpion stink thief he no go fit shout
Dem no dey use power kill mosquito wey dey for man blokus
Who no know go know
I no gree I no gree na ehm make ashawo pant tear
No matter how yansh sweet reach, na shyte na ehm still full am.
No be today yansh don dey for back
No be by big prick dem dey take climb woman
Eyes wey see and mouth wey talk no be brothers
When frog dey jump for afternoon na ehm be say e dey pursue something or something dey pursue am.

Semovita whey get better soup na hin people they chop pass ooo

Garri nor get advert bt e sell pass indomie.

Nor b by muscle dem dey take stand prick.

Person wey wan carry heavyload, nai dey first dey bend down

Na pesin wey drink tea go look for overtea

Pikin wey dey laugh wen he dey miss road , no go fit reach him destination at all

Na when cat chase rat so tee he no reach am , him come do mouth like sey him never want to chop am

Lol

holatin:
Na style pesin dey kill the mosquito for im ball.

Lol

You no dey use big prick threaten old mama

Dolcilicious:
Lol

abi now

Pikin wei wan follow him papa drag bald head na headache go kill am


Na who no dae hungry dae know difference btw chicki chicki and indomie

publicenemy:



Its a proverb dude.

I know bro...

pikin fit use in mama breast play bt make in no fit use in papa tin play

chaloner:
1. When thief thief thief thief thing, e don
red be that. Wahala dey o.
2. Year wey get January dey get December o.
3. No matter how snake long reach, e no fit
wrap imself around palm tree from bottom
to the top.
4. If needle fall inside river, dem no go fit
see am pick again o.
5. Na fly wey no get Special Adviser dey
follow dead body enter grave (no wonder we
have so many Special Advisers in
Government)
6. Do to other people wetin you want other
people to do to you.
7. No matter how okro plant grow reach, e no
dey tall pass who plant am. When time to
harvest am reach, the owner go bend am
down.
8. If woman deny man food, na man go still
chop am.
9. Person wey no chop beans no dey poo
beans o.
10. Dem say love is blind. If blind person
lead another blind person, both of them go
fall inside pit.
11. Na people wey dey use Mace fight for
assembly Mace go tear head, no be me wey
siddon jeje for my house.
12. D water wey Buhari don take eye cry for
naiJa go fit make ocean for Katsina.
13. If army slap you, you go know say police na
your friend
14. pikin no fit compare prick with him papa.
15. you no need spoon to chop slap
no matter how chicken fly e must still come down
16. Na only person when get patience well-well,
go fiti cook stone sotay e go done reach to chop.
17. Where there is a will, you go meet relative plenty.
18. Out of all lizard when lie-down ontop roof for sun, na only the one when belle dey worry am, go fiti know hinself.
19. The run when buffalo run after wey hunter shoot am wound, na to save him own life TOGETHER with hunter life, make am dey run.
20. No how wey hungry fiti wire bush rat, wey he go forget himself put leg near the place when only one ripe banga dey for ground, because
na trap be dat.
21. Na the ting when bush rat take eye see for night, come make am by-force dey wakka SOFTLY for afternoon.
22. Man pikin when take eye see die, begin dey run like antelope, nogo remember the leg when dey pain am before.
23. No how wey tortoise wakka go far, na for inside hin house he go sleep that night.
24. Monkey no fine, but him mama love am.
25. Over-sabi person when carry him dog go sell, come take the money buy baboon for market, go regret hinself and cry say "had I known", when time reach.
26. Na as goat take stand for market na ehm dem dey price am.
27. Pikin wey no play today must play tomorrow
28. If we pound yam inside Bill Gate's jet and cook delicious soup on top Bill Clinton's head, a clueless President will still remain clueless!!!
29. bosom wey stand gidigba today must fall tomorrow
30. Rake from today till tomorrow you no fit use teeth grind bottle
31. Small girl wey no wan sidon for one place, na one prick go advice am one day.
32. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him ma no go sleep
33. Person wey say my water no go boil, him own no go hot.
34. Na person wey don chop beleful dey ask for big meat
35. rolling stone na person push Am..
36. he who fights and run away, na fear dey catch am.
37. you no fit use big prick threaten ashawo
38. na co-operation naim make rice full for inside POT.
39. Person wey madman don bite before if I'm see mechanic he go take off
40. -no mata how u wash yansh,e go still smell.
41. -Sunday wey go sweet,na Friday we go know.
42. No matter hw u shake am reach... D last drop of ur piss belong to ya boxers...
43. Dey say Monkey fast Monkey fast, na becus tree near each orther
44. Oldman wey snatch small pikin cap wear for head, na him say make pikin play wit him head.
45. Coakroach like to dance but fowl no dey give am chance at all
46. Na small small pen!s take dey grow
47. Dem no dey cut left hand commot for body sake of say e dey useless
48. If u say nothing dey happen,put fire for ur neighbour house na
49. E dey hard for persin wey dey pray for talkless of persin ey dem swear for.
50. No matter how river cold,fish no go wear sweater.

you again

Goodnuel:
I no understand this one oooo.. Help me explain abeg

Thank you my brother. That proverb come from Izon people for Delta, and wettin dem mean be say if hunter mistake go try and follow buffalo when den don take gun wound am inside bush, the animal fiti hide hinself, and kill the hunter, SO, if hunter dem dey hear how as the buffalo still dey run go after gun don wound am, na him be say the buffalo no plan to hide and kill the hunter. That is why dem talk am say buffalo when no wait for fight, na to save himself, and to NO kill any hunter that day.

emmabest2000:
you again

hahahahahah emma wetin I do , e bad I dey try compose a standard proverb?

;DNo matter how popular indomie be, e no fit popular pass gaari
No matter battery lif Nokia 3310 get, e no fit ping like blackberry
No matter how sugar sweet,e no fit sweetn soup like salt

As you Siddon for photo na so you go appear

Na correct kolobi na him dem dey take kill mosquito wey kack for blokos otherwise your generation go perish

Temper hot temper hot E nor fit boil yarm

person wey lion dey pursue, wey dey shout for help..... who e tink say go help am?

lol

E no good e no good e dey help,, no be who first go police Station dey win case. Pikin wey never see anoda person farm go dey talk say na him papa own big pass .,,,, ....find way no b run ,,,,,,, wen wind blow ...fowl yacnh must open

If you wake up and you see fowl dey pursue you, abeg run for your life because you no know whether the fowl don grow teeth over night! Person wey no drink for night, no dey wake up with hang-over. All garden eggs (local garden in the North) na red except if sun never beat am. No be who call police first dey always win case.