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Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha


Please, I sell Cerelac and SMA gold. Comman buy for your Baeby at cheap price.


#WithSexDollIStand.

WithSexDollIStand Are you joking. How can you stand with having s3x with an object that is lifeless. Its as good as having s3x with a tree. Imagine man, a rational being created in the image of God descending low to find love with a inanimate object. That's the height of madness

abdelrahman:
yes we developed lagos

K

abdelrahman:
We ipob developed lagos,china,indonesia

So in your mind you have commented? Thought such tribalism of a comment ended in 2017, abi you don't want to cross over to 2018?

OduduaDefender:
http://punchng.com/anambra-election-why-i-lost-chidoka/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

His explanation is in line with my earlier comment on my observation during the election. Most polling booth we visited was 'cash and carry' voting and nothing more. Once you vote, you collect your cash accordingly. APC N2000; APGA N1000

mavinc4u:
that's wrong but how will an individual sell his or her right for a peanut knowing very well that if that person ascends the throne, he will collect his money back. what a country and those thousands of police they sent could not do anything. does it mean that a whole PDP did not bribe people too?

My dear, its tiring. What I witnessed yesterday was an eyesore. Policemen and even soldiers turn their eyes away like they didn't see them. Maybe PDP bribed too or their agents pocketed the money meant to be shared like other parties. I don't really know, but what I reported is what I witnessed.

Yyeske:
All in all, voting went smoothly as ndi Anambra called IPOB's bluff, that to me was the most important

So you don't see anything wrong with that? And you want Nigeria to move forward. Nawa for you.

Anyway, I was just election monitoring member of a group. I just reported what I witnessed in all the polling units we visited.

mavinc4u:
how will they know who you voted for or are you suppose to show them the voting paper after casting your vote? i feel that the PDP guy and the UPP guy would have been best for Anambra state but they just belonged to the wrong party.

I was accredited election monitoring member of my group. What we observed in all the centres we visited is that APC or APGA were very visible close to the booths. Once an electorate finish thumb printing, he or she raises the paper so that the party will see whom he or she voted for. Then, he drops his paper in the box, proceeds and collect his money from the party he voted for.
It was cash and carry. I will release pictures and videos later. It was more of a show of money. Votes were going to the highest bidder

Antipob777:
You ipobs are fools and shameless, imagine the huge votes APC pulled after you call it fulani party.

No election in Anambra but a winner has emerged.

What are really the effects of your sit at home.

Shame on ipobs

APC does not need to win Anambra as obiano is our brother and co- progressive.

APC defeating PDP shows that PDP cant win any election without a Federal might.

Thunder fire ipobs

Dont let me use anoyance and beat you

APC paid N2000 while APGA paid N1000 to intending voters yesterday. Once you vote, you are paid. So tell me why APC cannot pull much votes with the type of hunger in the land?

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Thanks for sharing

....And those that were not promoted want to witch hunt their juniors that were promoted. Nigerian work environment tire person. Work hard like them to earn your own promotion. Nice one from Eco bank but let the management look into unnecessary jealousy of junior staff by their seniors

PatrickOkunima:
When people ask you: “Tell me about yourself,” how often do you see their eyes glaze over before you finish your answer? You can bore an interviewer to tears with an autobiography that drones on, detailing all the places you’ve worked and jobs you’ve held.

This most common question really contains within it two other questions of key importance for you to immediately address: “Why should I care about you?” and “What is your value to me (or my company)?” Don’t get bogged down with rambling recitation of your work history. The best answer is your value statement, commonly thought of today as a personal branding statement.

An effective value statement conveys the kind of person/professional you are, what drives you and why those things matter. It isn’t just what you have done professionally, but your demonstrated passion for doing those things that will propel your conversation forward.

The following are seven key parts of a succinct branding statement:

1. Begin with your name. “I’m John Doe.” Then move on quickly.

2. Identify your current profession or main focus. Relate a major element of what it is that you actually do when you’re at your job in a very simple sentence. This is not the time to talk about your job title, where you work or how long you have been doing whatever it is that you do. For instance, you might say something as simple as: “My main focus as an accountant is counting widgets.”

Paap strongly advocates for the present tense, to talk about who you are today. Statements like “I’ve been widget counting for 32 years,” or “I’m transitioning into accounting and can’t wait to start adding up widgets” are not as relevant or forceful.

If you haven’t had a job doing whatever it is that you are applying for, Paap advises that you quickly do something related to it. Take a course. Volunteer. Do an internship. Even after you’ve been doing something for a short period of time, you can honestly say you are doing it. Leave the details for later. You want to convey that you are the type of person required for the job.

3. Transition. This is the time where you roll out your passion for what you do. Figure out what it is about your role that really excites you. Show you enthusiasm with a “What I love to do is…” sentence. Examples:

“As a widget maker, I love getting all the mini-widgets lined up to make a great big widget.”

“I love working with the people in my team and helping to move our process of widget organizing forward.”

These kinds of statements demonstrate that you are highly motivated and really care about what you do. Evidence of these traits provides assurance to a hiring manager that you not only can do the job, but also that would you would be a great personality fit.

4. Who you help. This is where you demonstrate who benefits from what you do. Paap reminds his audience, “Both Apple computers and Mother Teresa help people … they just help in very different ways.”

Boil it down to something really simple like: “My widgets help cure sick people,” “My widgets help people to be more creative” or “My work helps my team.” All are ways of helping. By demonstrating who benefits from what you do, you begin to effectively convey your value.

5. Target your audience. Strive to understand your audience, and tailor your message to them. Your work might benefit a plant manager, a supply chain supervisor or a CEO, among others, in different ways. Figure out what about your work would be most important to the person you are speaking with, and talk about that. By taking the time to identify his or her issues and concerns, you can plant the image in his or her mind, “This person can help me and my company.”

6. Accomplish a goal. What do you help people to do? Rather than listing a whole series of things, distill it down to a single important thing. Example: “I help my company save money.” A clear simple sentence invites a question to go into more detail and engage in a conversation.

7. Show emotion. Figure out something about your job that gives you a good feeling, and convey it, even if just with a smile. When you show an emotional identity with the work you do, you demonstrate how you fit into a company’s culture.

When you answer the “tell me about you” question with a value statement, you demonstrate your professional qualities, build interest in you as a person and increase the chance of beginning a meaningful dialog. Then, you are well on your way toward ending your interview with success.

Happy hunting!

SOURCE: Patrick Okunima CV Writing Services (www.patrickokunima.com)

Good tips

akeeen:
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/06/shocked-african-woman.png

Names are important.
What kind of world would it be if everything didn’t have a name?! Imagine having to point at whatever you wanted in the super market. African parents would be unable to send their kids on errands since things didn't have names. All in all, a world without names would be chaotic for sure. Here are names of some common things you didn’t realise have proper names:

1. Wamble
The rumbling/gurgling sound your stomach makes especially when you’re hungry is called a Wamble.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/06/flat-stomach.jpg


2. Tines
The four pointy ends on a fork are called tines.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/02/cutlery.jpg

3. Glabella
This is the name of the space betweenyour eyebrows.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Glabella.jpg


4. Petrichor
After it rains on a hot dusty day, you’re usually treated to some nose porn. Yes, that smell after it rains that makes you nostalgic for when you were a kid is called Petrichor.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/07/Rainy-day.jpg


5. Overmorrow
Everyone says the “day after tomorrow”. Rather than saying that, overmorrow is the name of the day after tomorrow.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Overmorrow.jpg


6. Interrobang
An interrobang is used to describe the combination of a question mark with an exclamation mark. This “?!” is called an interrobang.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Interrobang-aka-question-and-exclamation-marks.jpg


7. Armscye
This is the name given to the armholesin clothes where the sleeves are sewn on.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Armscye.jpg

8. Griffonage
Bad handwriting that is essentially unreadable is called Griffonage
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Griffonage-aka-bad-hand-writing.jpg.

9. Tittle
The little dot over a small letter i or j is called a tittle or jot.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Tittle.jpg


10. Minimus
The last finger on your hand isn’t called a Pinkie. It’s actually called Minimus. The name also applies to your little toe too.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2016/09/Hand-Raised-1024x690.jpg



11. Aglet
This is the metal or plastic coating at the end of the laces on your shoes and sneakers.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2016/05/IMG_20160523_101041_122.jpg


12. Agraffe
You know how you open bottles of non-alcoholic wines or even Champagne and you would find a weird metal cage that holds the cork in? That metal cage is called an Agraffe.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Aggrafe-aka-wine-cork-with-metal-cage.jpg


Source:http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/things-proper-names

Good

akeeen:
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/06/shocked-african-woman.png

Names are important.
What kind of world would it be if everything didn’t have a name?! Imagine having to point at whatever you wanted in the super market. African parents would be unable to send their kids on errands since things didn't have names. All in all, a world without names would be chaotic for sure. Here are names of some common things you didn’t realise have proper names:

1. Wamble
The rumbling/gurgling sound your stomach makes especially when you’re hungry is called a Wamble.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/06/flat-stomach.jpg


2. Tines
The four pointy ends on a fork are called tines.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/02/cutlery.jpg

3. Glabella
This is the name of the space betweenyour eyebrows.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Glabella.jpg


4. Petrichor
After it rains on a hot dusty day, you’re usually treated to some nose porn. Yes, that smell after it rains that makes you nostalgic for when you were a kid is called Petrichor.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/07/Rainy-day.jpg


5. Overmorrow
Everyone says the “day after tomorrow”. Rather than saying that, overmorrow is the name of the day after tomorrow.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Overmorrow.jpg


6. Interrobang
An interrobang is used to describe the combination of a question mark with an exclamation mark. This “?!” is called an interrobang.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Interrobang-aka-question-and-exclamation-marks.jpg


7. Armscye
This is the name given to the armholesin clothes where the sleeves are sewn on.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Armscye.jpg

8. Griffonage
Bad handwriting that is essentially unreadable is called Griffonage
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Griffonage-aka-bad-hand-writing.jpg.

9. Tittle
The little dot over a small letter i or j is called a tittle or jot.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Tittle.jpg


10. Minimus
The last finger on your hand isn’t called a Pinkie. It’s actually called Minimus. The name also applies to your little toe too.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2016/09/Hand-Raised-1024x690.jpg



11. Aglet
This is the metal or plastic coating at the end of the laces on your shoes and sneakers.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2016/05/IMG_20160523_101041_122.jpg


12. Agraffe
You know how you open bottles of non-alcoholic wines or even Champagne and you would find a weird metal cage that holds the cork in? That metal cage is called an Agraffe.
https://cdn.omgvoice.com/images/2017/08/Aggrafe-aka-wine-cork-with-metal-cage.jpg


Source:http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/things-proper-names

Good information

Abiodunspectre:
Most Tecno users have been making complaints about their hotspot turning of by it self whenever they put it on and I also have a caption below of a brother whom have made same complaints to me, just so you know this software related issue is not peculiar to TECNO devices alone, even Infinix users are affected by it.

Most times this hotspot, WiFi and bluetooth issues are caused by third party applications installed or updated on our devices like; babel font

HOW TO FIX HOTSPOT ISSUE ON TECNO DEVICES

Go to your phone settings
navigate your way to "Apps" and click on it.
Now tap on the three dots on the screen beside the settings symbol and a pop up will appear like the one in the attached image

as you can see there are two options being displayed there, so just tap on "reset app preferences".
once done, reboot your device and turn on your hotspot.
Should in-case the problem does persists;
go to "Settings" locate and Click on "Apps" show system apps and reset "OOBE" if that does not work
Locate Babel Font" and uninstall updates made on it..
but I am certain one of them will work most especially the first step, it worked for me and other users I have tried it on.

Source: http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/camon-aa/119470-how-to-fix-hotspot-issues-on-tecno-devices

Thank you Op for sharing.

reeechy:
still available call 08080144663

If you can sell it N15k, let me know.

Good to know

Debolala:
Are you always in need of Nigerian states postal code when you want to register for something online? I know how frustrating it could be when you need it urgently and then have to visit Google or other search engines to look it up. Some of us do not even know what ZIP or postal code means. Here you have all you need;

NB: You should take note that ZIP only apply to the USA. In other countries, like ours, postal codes are widely used. Hence, when filling a form online and you are required to enter a ZIP code, you should simply enter Nigerian Postal Codes!

So, How Do I Get Postal Code For My Address In Nigeria?

==> Go to http://www.nigeriapostcodes.com

==> Select your State

==> Select a nearby town, area and street

==> Click "Get Postcode"

The Postcode will be displayed for you.

Below are some Postal codes you can use:

Abuja 900001
Lagos (Island) 101001
Lagos (Mainland) 100001
Niger 920001
Ogun 110001
Abia 440001
Sokoto 840001
Borno 600001
Delta 320001
Edo 300001
Ondo 340001
Osun 230001
Oyo 200001
Plateau 930001
Rivers 500001
Enugu 400001
Imo 460001
Jigawa 720001
Kano 700001
Kaduna 800001
Kwara 240001
Taraba 660001
Yobe 320001
Ebonyi 840001
Katsina 820001
Kebbi 860001


Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/06/are-you-looking-for-postal-or-zip-codes.html

Thanks and I hope it helps...

Charlieeeboi:
Good day.

I've been reading stories as a guest and I decided to register today to share my own story that has been bothering me. l had unprotected sex with my gf and she called last week to say that her period is 10 days late, I know we had sex and I came inside her so I asked her to go for a pregnancy test so we can be sure.. The test was done on Saturday and the results came yesterday that it's positive and shes 2 weeks gone.

I know abortion is a sin and I've asked her to keep it but she refused, she said she doesn't want to be a disgrace to her family, that none of her sisters have gotten pregnant before marriage so why should she be the one,I've pleaded all I can and it seems her mind is made up, so I need you all to tell me the drug we can use safely.

Thanks

"You know abortion is a sin".....Oh, you don't know that having s3x with a lady you are not officially married to is also a sin? You were not informed too? Kontinu

sar33:
Here are photos of Igbo priest,Kings, chiefs, women and elders today as they storm Federal High court Abuja today 6th of April for the release of IPOB leader Nnamdi Kanu whose case is to be heard today at Abuja court


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/igbo-priestkings-chiefs-storm-abuja.html?m=1

Who verified that he is a catholic priest?? What is his name? Anybody can claim anything. Until you tell me his name and his parish, it is false news by hungry blogger. Don't drag catholic church into this.

galantjoe:
Premarital sex is best now since men and women are not truttful to themselves. Test your goods before buying

Excessive masturbation can cause erectile dysfunction. Let him take Vega. It will help sustain the erection.

Let him stop mastubation and the problem will stop

The highlighted is called fornication and it is a sin....hope you know that

I scored 80/100

Lordsocrates:
lols people dey oo, I am telling You my experience and you are saying what...Do you know AkwaEtte fuel station ? the street immediately after it, there's School there, but after that school is the church there.. If I will get money I go do full investigation tell you the priest, the date, what he wore, how many people he flogged and al, but if it is all to know if I am lying or not...bliv wateva u will.... It is in my past

I am interested in this your story. I work with JDPC, will like to follow it up though it still sounds like fabricated story. A priest cannot start flogging youth members during Mass.
As I demanded before , what is the name of the Rev Fr, name of the parish and full address??

Waiting

Lordsocrates:
Uyo, SS petee and Paul Station it I am of St Patrick's parish... Uyo Akwa Ibom state.

after the four lane Traffic light you go towards the airport direction, the fight point where there is space for the car to turn, go towards that aboki people area...the catholic Church there.

You don't know what you are saying. I did my NYSC in Akwa Ibom, Nung Oku in Uruan Local govt Area to be precise. I know Uyo very well. There is no such church as 'SS petee and Paul Station'. What is even 'SS petee and Paul Station'? There nothing someone will not see in Nairaland, all in the name of 'I want to comment'

As for your description of the direction, somebody will get lost with that.

Please once again, provide me the name of the catholic church, and a better description of the direction. Also, tell me the name of the Rev Father too let me verify your claims. Thank you

Niflheim:
@Chamber10,

This is the evidence you were looking for!!!............................................................http://www.reuters.com/article/us-religion-easter-philppines-idUSKCN0WQ28V

More evidence:......................................................http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/christians-in-philippines_n_1405551.html

And again:..........................................................http://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/06/asia/gallery/philippines-penitents/

Did you care to open the link you shared or your eyes were beclouded by hate that you failed to comprehend?

Anyway, I opened the links one after the other and found the following:

1. '.http://www.reuters.com/article/us-religion-easter-philppines-idUSKCN0WQ28V '......Part of the link read 'Although the Catholic Church does not approve of self-flagellation, many faithful in the predominately Catholic Philippines perform the punishment in the run-up to Easter on March 27'

2. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/christians-in-philippines_n_1405551.html......Part of the link also boldly stated this 'Many Filipino devotees perform religious penance during the week leading up to Easter Sunday as a form of worship and supplication, a practice discouraged by Catholic bishops, but widely believed by devotees to cleanse sins, cure illness and even grant wishes'


So my question to you is, if the catholic church preaches against a practice and someone/group decides to do otherwise because they think they know better than the church, will you say that it is the church's teaching
Stop spreading falsehood against the catholic church please. If you don't know something, keep quite. Don't embarrass yourself in the public.

Niflheim:
But where else can this happen? It can only happen in "an Institution that promotes Incomprehensible Imbecility"!!!

In the catholic churches, they practice self-flagellation!!! This means that they flog themselves until they tear their own flesh like re.tarded beasts!!!(Image 1)!!!

They also step on people in church(Image 2)!!!

They slap women in the churches(Image 3)!!!

They even beat people to death in church!!! Bruce Leonard and his wife, Deborah, were involved in the beating of a teen that led to his death in a New York church(image 4)!!!

Are you related to Liar Mohammed How dare you raised false accusations against an institution as catholic church with false pictures...May God forgive you.

bemnickenzie:
I can tell you categorically clear that this is not a Catholic Church, there's no sacrament in the Catholic Church that requires flogging.
Secondly, analysing the background of the Altar, it has no reflection with that of the Catholic Church.
Hence, I conclude that this is either a movie or a blackmailing movie cooked up against the Catholic Church.

Thank you my dear. Don't mind them. Imagine, how come they didn't tell us the name of the parish and the location?

Lordsocrates:
I attended mass once, the Priest there called all youths to come out which I did, then he asked those who came for work to go and seat down, and asked for Cain to be brought for the flogging of those who didn't.
it seemed as a joke, I wanted storming out of the church but my elderly Aunt, which I came with was there, So I watched back how he flogged everyone, with most crying, ...I was just angry that my aunt was there...I stepped in, Shunned all the Cain as a confirm Communitt SecSchoolGraduate, but a lady about 22-24, really cried, and It got me so angry, being a Hot headed Law student I planed on either taking it up legally, doing a post bout it here on Nairaland or a National daily and I also planned to report him to the bishop..funny I didn't do any.
But since it was the only catholic Church around me, I seized going to church, and from there..I stopped believing in churches.

#SayNoToYahooBoyPriestAndPastor

Oga your information is not complete. Tell us the name of the catholic church and the location so that we can investigate your claims. As far as I know, an ordained catholic priest cannot flog church members during mass. I have not heard or seen that abeg. Waiting for your reply.

davidif:
Since when has two wrongs ever made a right? Tell me, where has an eye for an eye worked before?

First, who verified that her story is true? He should have name the place (the school and the clergyman) so that we can verify. Anybody can come online and frame up stories just to ignite hate for a tribe.

Secondly, even if it is true that she was insulted, was she maimed or lost her life as it is obtainable in the North? (not trying to justify her being insulted). The worst has happened to Corp members posted to the North and nobody is protesting. So don't come her to tell us stories to whip up sentiments.


I guess you did not read the emboldened in my comment. Anyway, you need to also carry your 'two wrongs cannot make a right' message to your brothers in the North so that they can stop killing or assaulting innocent corp members from the south. iranu

Raintaker:
I can relate, I served in Enugu State.
During the fulani/igbo scuffle, my students threatened they'll lead their igbo brothers to my house and hack me to pieces.
Although M neither hausa/fulani but I'm a muslim.
That was my only offence.
Igbo elders tell stories of hate to their young ones, they fuel their young bloods with tribal and religious hatred, they in turn pass it to d other generations.

Clap for yourself. Your students threatened to lead their brothers to your house?....but did anyone touched you If it were in the North that an Igbo Corper was serving during Hausa/Igbo scuffle, the students will not threaten him, instead they will quietly kill him or lead killers to the corper. so keep quite make we hear word.

First, who verified that her story is true? He should have name the place (the school and the clergyman) so that we can verify. Anybody can come online and frame up stories just to ignite hate for a tribe.

Secondly, even if it is true that she was insulted, was she maimed or lost her life as it is obtainable in the North? (not trying to justify her being insulted). The worst has happened to Corp members posted to the North and nobody is protesting. So don't come her to tell us stories to whip up sentiments.