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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 11:11pm On Jan 04, 2010
Thank You Jesus
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by chamotex(m): 10:10pm On Jan 04, 2010
eleshin:
[b]chamo o ma bomb ni,compliment to you bro,hw your side?
I go call Farouk for u now cheesy
My side dey mehn . . . Happy new year
So u be Alabi Yellow cheesy grin . . . . How ur chicks?
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by chamotex(m): 9:10pm On Jan 04, 2010
Eshinobo
Romance › Re: One Night Stands by chamotex(m): 9:06pm On Jan 04, 2010
ibkaye:
And here I was planning to pop down there tommorow for lunch.

Thanks Chamo.
No vex . . . try KFC or Kebab cheesy

spikedcylinder:
You promised you wouldn't tell! angry
Oh [i]S[/i]hit . . . . quickly jumps out of the moving car
They forced me to tell o
Happy new year wink wink
Romance › Re: One Night Stands by chamotex(m): 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2010
platinumnk:
@chamo shocked shocked shocked shocked
Burger King? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Chineke grin grin grin
seriously Burger King? shocked lipsrsealed
Yes, inside the car in the car park of a closed Burger King.
It was the only private place at that time. cheesy

platinumnk:
@chamo I know u have better stories than that .  . hit harder grin
Well others are more like One 'weekend' stands wink wink wink wink . . . . .feel me? cheesy
Romance › Re: One Night Stands by chamotex(m): 8:30pm On Jan 04, 2010
eldee:
We've been waiting for your own story cheesy cheesy
Eldee where is your own story?
I heard YOU IS THA NL SUPREMO grin
Romance › Re: One Night Stands by chamotex(m): 8:28pm On Jan 04, 2010
Vuitton:
Give it to us RAW  wink
Hanoobaba:
I fit help you rent megaphone.
LWSMD (Laugh Wan Scatter My Dada)  grin grin grin

Okay Okay okay


It was a friends birthday so we went to the club to celebrate. One of my friends told a group of girls chillin in the club that it was my friends birthday and one of them mistakenly thought it was me, she approached and said "I heard it's your birthday". But me being Chamotex jokingly said "Yes".

She asked me what I wanted as my present and I said it was up to her what she wanted to give.
Her next statement was "Did you come with a car?".
At this point I guess it was too late for me to say I wasn't actually the birthday boy.
The car was parked on a busy road just outside the club, so I drove down to a Burger King car park close by and there she gave me my 'present'.
She was a cheerful giver cool


You shoulda seen the look on my friend's (the original birthday boy) face when I told him I accidentally received his present - PRICELESS smiley smiley
Romance › Re: One Night Stands by chamotex(m): 7:59pm On Jan 04, 2010
Where do I start?
I can't SHOUT
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 5:11pm On Jan 03, 2010
follipimpi,make sauron catch you. grin

We will bounce back. Credit to leeds tho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 4:30pm On Jan 03, 2010
We can't keep winning everything everytime. We deserve a break. grin grin
Winning too many trophies aint fun, there should be credible competition abeg. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 4:09pm On Jan 03, 2010
crackles sharrap, it happens tongue cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 4:05pm On Jan 03, 2010
As usual, the gaynners has invaded. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 4:01pm On Jan 03, 2010
All I can say is well done to Leeds.
THEY DESERVED IT
Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by chamotex(m): 12:22am On Jan 02, 2010
Are you dumb?
Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by chamotex(m): 12:21am On Jan 02, 2010
Me? Cheat?

Ma paro mo mi o
Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by chamotex(m): 12:18am On Jan 02, 2010
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Strong Naija Guy: Casual Intimacy Only by chamotex(m): 12:18am On Jan 02, 2010
Siena:
^^^ Over 2 years, and you guys are still posting your phone numbers?? huh
The guys name is muumuu.
What else do you expect?
Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by chamotex(m): 12:14am On Jan 02, 2010
*shakes head*
Culture › Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by chamotex(m): 1:38am On Dec 30, 2009
I have a friend that went to Yankee for summer holiday and came back with Yankee accent. shocked shocked
Maybe it's the weather. I just acted like I didn't notice cos the babe fine small
Culture › Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by chamotex(m): 1:26am On Dec 30, 2009
elecktra:
oooooooh why do i have a feeling your girlfriend has the phony accent syndrome  huh undecided huh its prolly a turn on for you wink wink
That is not for you to know.

Girl form because they want to impress but its unfortunate most of them can't sustain the accent for a long time.
Like you don't form yourself.  grin
Culture › Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by chamotex(m): 1:14am On Dec 30, 2009
What else are they supposed to do. They have to form o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Sports Members? by chamotex(m): 1:02am On Dec 30, 2009
MrCrackles:
Tubabie someone fapped my USB. . . . .

Put a spec on Nas and that is me. . . . cool wink
It was all a dream grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 12:57am On Dec 30, 2009
Gameweek 20

Average 34 : 49 Dapo FC
Librans FC 38 : 8 Reptilez FC
MEND FC 23 : 11 Lalaboi FC
Eldee FC 15 : 46 TBOY1 FC
bammy f.c 40 : 46 Chamo Athletic
Squode F C 23 : 17 FC Borat
TubabieFC 41 : 9 KoKo Master FC
SOOTING STARS 24 : 49 Bandely FC
Team Roc 35 : 27 bad boys

LMAO all the way to the bank grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation Continued by chamotex(m): 12:53am On Dec 30, 2009
Pweety4me:
Do u know dat chamo is my cousin? tongue
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 12:46am On Dec 30, 2009
mukina2:
sad sad sad
chamo FC's owners will soon sack you sad

like Citeh did MH grin
They can't sack me.
I'm Indispensable!
Forum Games › Re: I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me by chamotex(m): 12:40am On Dec 30, 2009
insert
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Sports Members? by chamotex(m): 12:38am On Dec 30, 2009
^^^ I have 7
Forum Games › Re: I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me by chamotex(m): 12:33am On Dec 30, 2009
release
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 12:25am On Dec 30, 2009
debosky:
Why all the hating on chamo?

At least he's better than a poor 65 like me.  grin grin
No mind them.

A wise man once told me "If you don't have haterz, it means you're doing something wrong" tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by chamotex(m): 12:00am On Dec 30, 2009
A-40, how market? cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by chamotex(m): 11:48pm On Dec 29, 2009
lalaboi:
See masquerade
U no sleep again?
Na here u come hide . . . . . . fear catch am cheesy grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation Continued by chamotex(m): 11:43pm On Dec 29, 2009
Okay I've seen all I needed to see . . . . . hmmn

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