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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 8:59pm On Jan 01, 2015
This Debosky just open yansh for Dayokanu to violate him. Smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 3:40pm On Dec 27, 2014
DK, how market?
You no rap today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2014
Nihilist:
i have climbed the highest mountains to look the gods in thier eyes as i steal the food from thier plates
i have built a throne for myself from the vertebrae of my adversaries and fashioned a crown for my head from thier skulls.
my big balls dangle from my lofty position, and against the backdrop of the starry nightsky, they could be mistaken for planets.

of course this could all be temporary, but please let me gloat and bask in the fact that i am now pissing directly on seyi2k/intelligesia.
special shoutout to lalaboi, nitlad, dhelleke and airbornelacer.

and extra special shoutout to the big boss himself: Ibime....how you like me now nigga? grin grin

numberone!!!!

I know how you feel bro...not easy being at the top grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 10:22am On Dec 17, 2014
azpekuliar:
e be like say Disvirginators don run oooo... cheesy

He is a bloody coward like his brother Ibime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 6:38am On Dec 09, 2014
raumdeuter:
Looks like Raumdeuter would be 3 point behind the table topper Mr Kamorudeen Chamotex Pornstars

I see you DK
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 9:45am On Dec 06, 2014
kashmo:


No need to rub it in bro, as we all know this is an anomaly for you. You go soon go join your fellow strugglers (Ibime & Debo) dem grin


You are closer to them grin

lalaboi:

Omo Alayi gbeko.
Na your senior you dey follow talk like that? grin

Gbenu soun ...

kashmo:

Omo Iya oni Isu ni Ketu Mile 12, gbenu re soun jare! Awon Kiniun meji soro Akuko n yoju undecided Oshisko grin

Ode ni bobo Lalaboi yen...ma da loun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 10:58am On Dec 04, 2014
Nihilist:
Tabloid better recognize my meteoric rise so far

From 88th position to 9th on the log in 7 weeks



The guy who said this is still in 64th place....dancing galala on page 2.

The Nihilist is a moving train. cool


You can't take fat Ibime serious.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 11:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
kashmo:
Forster was majestic tonight! That dude deserves a bonus point for his spectacular saves. . .

Finally ended a run of 4 losing streak in H-2-H league. . .

Chamotex, your scalp is next hommie grin

Na league leader you dey follow talk like that?
#norespect
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 11:14pm On Nov 30, 2014
lalaboi:
The top 3 lost this game week. . .

Nice. .

Top 3 where?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 2:55pm On Nov 22, 2014
By the way guys, I have a spare ticket for the Stoke game on Dec 2...anyone interested, let me know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 10:10pm On Nov 01, 2014
Ibime:
Season of frustration. Just took 8 point hit

You never jam. Better go and delete your team again. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 2:49pm On Oct 18, 2014
Mehn...I need a miracle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 12:30am On Aug 30, 2014
diggz:

Even Chamo emerge from no where......hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Wetin man go do my brother.
Is this not a spiritual something?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 12:20am On Aug 30, 2014
My peoples...take heart.
It's not an easy something.

I have a lot to say but I don't even know where to start. cry
I will come back with my views after the Burnley game.
Tough times my people...tough times.

...but We shall overcome

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 6:09pm On Jul 24, 2014
coogar:
the lad was a clown.....
didn't he start a tutorial class for newbies trying to rap & how to make beats? ofoka owned about 500 monikers alone.

grin grin he did


He is solely responsible for 25% of the usernames on this forum
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:58pm On Jul 24, 2014
coogar:
who is hyenna? ofokasibz? cheesy grin

Ofoka the flame spitting viper grin
Battled that guy and his 175 monikers so much...I exhausted my rhyme pattern. cheesy

I miss those days
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:50pm On Jul 24, 2014
I said dõpe..this thing changed it to drugs
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:49pm On Jul 24, 2014
iamaromolaeran: TITLE >>>CHURCH IN DISARRAY
This drop will lynch/ Pierce pastors Heart till the Gospel Bleeds/
If the Priest Deceives/ I ll’ burn pulpits down and ‘step on Balls to Preach’/
Am Hiring Demons to Torment Fake Reverends/ I won’t cast the legion in swine for the sake of Brethrens/
We only act in Reverence/ when Sermons upholds Mammon and Promises 8 Grands/
The smell in the church is a nauseating Stench……we need a true Homily that blesses with Fragrance/
This congregation seems slow to digest like Pathetic snails/ so am off to Rome to leave a nasty Trail/
when I murder the Pope and make Catholics Wail/
Stab Flags with Stars like the U.S of A/ even Obama will Hail/
cos if Jesus the ‘Carpenter’ was Praised/ Then I should be worshipped……cos I supplied Christ with ‘Hammers and Nails’/
You don’t want my Named Unveiled/ or I ll’ heat up your inbox with steaming ‘Hot mails’/
Put non-believers in the cabin and push the train till its off-rail/
and saying am not omnipresent is a lame accusation……like saying ‘Stevie Wonder never Touched Braille’/
Your credentials Fail and your mixture’s Pale/
Other ministers sinked on ‘titanic missions’….i brought a cozy boat to make ‘scriptures sail’/
You should sample my Ways/ my seduction skills got the ‘daughters of eve’ eating Apples For Days/
Don’t place a bet cos you ll’ Gamble to Fail/ unless you learn my parables that got Disciples Amazed/
Keep the dead speech too…cos convos like that only happens in Graves/ If your stubborn, adamant and refuse to behave/
I ll’ pick up an inkless pen and rewrite your fate/
And that ‘good book’ Christians rely on won’t be spared the hate/ cos I ll’ spit ‘Jonah’ out and ‘Trap Bibles in Whales'/

Dope

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:48pm On Jul 24, 2014
Hyenna: The time of menike,chamotex,A-40,sauron,shaz and co. Aint exposing my id. You should post your verse, poosie. You know your pre-writtens can never outweigh my freestyle: Pathetic loser

Lol I think I know who Hyenna is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2014
Ibime, apology accepted smiley
Now let's play.



Just to let all managers know...if you know you are going to abandon your team (not delete) halfway through the season, please do not request for codes. We will be monitoring managers that aren't active for the majority of the campaign and they might be denied codes for the following season.

Also, deleting your team anytime during the season is prohibited.

Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 4:47pm On Jul 23, 2014
Still no signing?

I'm not coming back until we sign a top player
Peace out

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Forum Games / Re: AW-AS Let's Play by chamotex(m): 4:22pm On Jul 23, 2014
Creamish:

AW: Stage fright (i get shaky sometimes)
AS: Leadership skills


Tag: Thoniaslim, Mukina2, Chamotex, Jbluv55

AW: Creamish wink
AS: opportunist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by chamotex(m): 4:14pm On Jul 23, 2014
See Ibime writing epistle grin
Baba is it that serious? cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 5:39pm On Jul 18, 2014
Can't wait for our first pre season game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by chamotex(m): 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2014
Who has a copy of last season's final tables. Head to head tables?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 4:08pm On Jul 15, 2014
ChristineC:
How do you subscribe for MUTV or Chelsea TV

You don't need Chelsea TV...forget them.
Are you a Chelsea fan?

If you have 'SKY', press the red button or call them directly.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 3:55pm On Jul 15, 2014
coogar:



that's risky!
you won't know where to put it. you might go & put it in her navel & put a hole there.

bro, what are your expectations this season? are you subscribing for MUTV this season? i was told they are going HD this summer & that looks a bit appetising.

We can't do any worse than we did last season. Let's see which other players we get first...then we'll know where we stand.
I expect a top 4 finish at least.

My MUTV subscription is still on. They've already switched to HD now...better quality.
You can see Paddy's wrinkles nice and clear grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 7:20pm On Jul 14, 2014
coogar:
chamotex, that chic got pregnant & she's asked me to tell you to come back & take responsibility for your actions.

I'm a virgin bro.
Give me one hot lass from your ends to validate this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 6:59pm On Jul 14, 2014
LVG is coming home...let the revolution begin cool

I'm back!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 11:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
Moyes " our situation is at the verge of turning, I cans sense it"

Is this guy a bastard? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 11:12pm On Jan 07, 2014
dademola: baba, it's better for us to qualify for the final and lose to city...atleast thursday night football will be guaranteed next season!! I cant vouch for our qualification via league position..

You don't qualify for Europe by playing League cup final except you win it...that's the FA cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chamotex(m): 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2014
How can Rafael be marking O'Shea?
Our shortest marking their tallest.
Who organises this team?

I remember against Cardiff, it was Fellaini that was marking Medel.

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