₦airaland Forum

You are in big soup.

You've come to the right place.

lalaboi:
Erm . . .Am new to this . . . .I dont mind organizing If someone can send me a format on how its bn done. . . .i dey wait oh. . . .lala4boi@yahoo.com

Guy Organise this thing quick.
Start a new topic (a very good one though) summin like "Summer Slaught-Fest" etc. U geddit?? Interested Netcees will drop their name and stuff. Just do something.
Or ask Mukina how to do it.
You gonna have to PM all the netcees aswell.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200489.msg4032365#msg4032365 date=1245086186]The ultimate RULE is: Don't get CAUGHT!!!
I hereby declare BRASH the WINNER of the battle cos Ibime was found out stealing lines from Lord Sauron.

@ Nigga Brash,

U don't have to reply Ibime. . . . . .
However, if you want to give us something to wow to(without your usual Musehill avenue rubbish) then i will be fyne with it.
Shit is up to you. [/quote]Yo Sauron, set up a tourney mate . . . . . Summer is here.

MrCrackles:
That is it
I cook his lethal poison fresh
He trawls websites all day and dash braap youngsters around his neighbourhood money to pen him weak and watered rhymes!
IBIME, it is military war and only one man can win - BRASHY!

Ibime is dope though.

MrCrackles:

Live boss, i got bars all day, all year, every life!

Nice one brov . . . . just make sure they're FRESH, don't go back to that old school book of rhymes from Year 10.  
I just hope someone will set up another summer tourney so catz can drop barz and blow this whole place up and prolly just crash Nairaland for like a day or two.  

spikedcylinder:
Awon oloyan nla nla.

What's your own size? Or do you want me to tell them?

Ibime:


I dont need to defend myself against baseless accusations. Im just nice!

But sometimes you tend to use some of your old/previous rhymes though. Like in the last tourney we had, you did that.
Let's try and come up with some fresh shit. 
When is the next tourney by the way?? Let's get this shit popping man.

@ topic

Hard one but I dont wanna be biased so I'll go for NASTY NAS

MrCrackles:
That is what he does, dont get fooled!
Pilfering rhymes and bars all over
M dressing him up now, i will put shit on blast soon!
Fresh, i dont use outdated rhymes

Bloody hell , . . . . . .

Ibime come and defend yourself o

@ Ibime

some hot shit u dropped up there esp towards the end.

MrCrackles:
IBIME

I was wondering why it took you donkey years to come back

You have gone around and jacked rhymes from numerous websites as usual

Well i got you a viral shot ready

Now sit back and watch the me pistol whip then dump you in the caddy!

What are you insinuating brov?

Does he really?

dayokanu:
Onidokudo Chamoteesi ti pada

Egbon . . . . . . . . . . mo ti de . . . . okunrin meta atabo l'en ke si.

argent:
A miss e la se nwa e. welcome back

emi gan ti miss e baje baje . . . se ki asare wo inu iyara ni??

topsy25:
Kamoteesi onisekuse, o kaabu omo odo rere Nibo lo salo lati iye ojo yi Mo ro pe ikan ninu awon omo elese tantirin yen ti fidi gbe e salo ni

Laise aini aini, inu mi dun lati rii pe o ti pada wasi agbon awon omo yooba tooto.

Ikilo Pataki: Gbogbo obinrin ti o wa ninu tireedi yi lo le we'nu si o, sugbon, sora lodo iyawo temi - Toyinroyan Bi beeko, ,

Ese modupe . . . . . . as long as ti iyawo yin o ba ti wa si odo mi . . . . . mi o le fi owo kan . . . . but mo le fi oko kan.

oyb:
going by the almost nonexistent love instrument, one has to salute monsieur chamotex for the prowess so many ladies ascribe to him

You gats to respect bruv.

spikedcylinder:
Oh the "love instrument" is there. Except that his belly button seems to exceed it in length and girth.

Thats why I loff you . . . . You never complain.

Agabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! You know where I have been na, dat place na

Lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

FOLLYPIMPI: "Ladies. shey I no be fine boi??"  

                    "Spikey, Can I have a KISS?" Please now"

                    "Can't you see my love-vendor hat?"

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@ Ofako

Quit it man . . . .putting lines together is not your forte. . . . . try Origami.

@mailmalc

sup man?

@ Spike

NIce one . . . . I'll be back for you.

@ Follypimpi

I will finish you here today.

FL Gators:
rotflmao @ rape charges

cant wait for his response

He can't deny it . . . . . . matter of fact none of them can deny their respective charges. They are GUILTY!!!

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BLOODY CRIMINALS!!!

Debosky - 5 years for Child Molestation
Sauron - 8 years for Child Trafficking
MrCrackles - 2 attempted rape charges (life imprisonment)
Davidylan - Burglary (out on bail)
Follypimpi - Life Imprisonment

Anyone with useful information, pls contact CRIMESTOPPERS IMMEDIATELY!!!! Pls do not approach this ppl!!

You make me wonder o Baba,,,, I wonder. Thank You For your Blessings

Bleep-ARSE-sibe is just getting gang banged on all fours.

Y'all niggaz need to allow him man.

Ladies and Gentlemen . . . . I present to you  . . . . . . . . . . .

BIGMODO  


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mukina2:
Chamo
na SA Juju

They really need to ban that shit man. And the inventor/inventors should all be given 10 years each for that atrocious fuckery

How am I supposed to enjoy footie with no sound.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=283941.msg4027544#msg4027544 date=1245009286]Trumpets and flutes like Barbarians.[/quote]I wont be looking forward to the WC if that continues.

Are these flies screaming in the stadium or is it my Television? Have to watch with no sound.

This is a handicap match . . . . . Spain should only be allowed to play with 6 players in this sort of game.

Y'all thought it was only Nigerian ladies in London that fight over the last piece of chicken left . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I don't wanna name names . . . . . . . be humble and just tag yourselves . . . . . . u know who u are


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[size=2pt]Debosky, MrCrackles and Sauron??[/size]

FL Gators:
rotflmao. oogbadun, ashewo oshi ni e. Oje maje ki Moonstone ri eleyi
Emi ko moh awan to n dorawan o, jor so fun mi.

se o fe je kin do Monnstone ni?

FL Gators:
wa n wa e tori wan tu ro pe obirin kan lo gbe e sa lo

rara o . . . . kosi obirin kan kan . . . . nitori e ni mose pada . . . . . mogbo pe awon kan dorawon lori NL so mo decide lati pada so that emi na adobo.

check siggy mi for more info.

Tough one but I don't wanna be biased.

BIGGIE listen to I got a story to tell *SHAKES HEAD* some dope shit