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origina9ja:
1. divorce
2. losing fam
3. getting pregnant

divorce - dont worry i wont divorce, at least not yet
losing fam - i aint going nowhere b, we can live wit ur fam if that makes u feel better
getting pregnant - dont worry, i wont rush into that now,

ibkaye:
small boy, abeg, go and clean your room

just remember a hungry man is an angry man . . . .nansense

whats all these . . . . . . . . .IBK hav u finished making my tuwo shinkafa?

becuz i dont have credit

samosward:
Hi ikamefa, how r u doing ? I guess its only both of us that is online , i have ur number , can I call u

i've told you to stop closing your eyes when you are typing again . . . .Shoti gbo.

Now move your junk to the dating section if na woman u dey find . . . . . . . . . onishekushe!!!

A real football fan will never make those comments you just posted. What sort of football have you been watching to compare Nani with Ronny.

Please if you drink, kindly let go and quit, it doesnt work with your system.

NANI!!!

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candy:
That makes them 2! I'm talking about someone else

oh her, she's the weekend wifey

candy:
Candy ke? . . . se o fe ba eleja yan ni?

There's one babe that's head over heels in love with you o, don't go breaking hearts abeg
true love ain't easy to come by.

yes na IBK, and she knows it, she's just trying to play the game

How do they say that proverb - One day one day "If Mohamed cant go the mountain, the mountain will go to mohamed" or something along that line sha.

sharrap lets me see u in my endz, i'll first of all spank u, before i shank u.

ibkaye:
sharrap, you think only fine face go catch u a wife, u no well jare, oya, take ur medication

only if u'll be my nurse . . . . . . . oya come and give me the medication

Cristalz:
@chamo

Sweet dreams. . .no snoring Amen to winning tomorrow!

If me snoring means we grab 3 points at Ewood park later on today . . . .I'll gladly take it with both arms.

There's no one to disturb, i sleep alone

ibkaye:
This guy is nuts. am your wife?

I tell you all, I don't know this guy from Adam *snaps fingers*

yes na

shey i no be fine boy?

Good night y'all . . . . . hope we win Today.

candy:
good morning ya all.

@chamo, how many wives do you have here na?
okunrin sha

1. Candy
2. IbK

The list goes on . . . . . . .

Nah they are just my fans, u know my accomplices

ibkaye:
@Chamo
Wetin!!? You no well o!!


@all
No mind am jor

what !!!!! nahhhh

Cristalz:
Ohhhhhh Consider 'em allayed dearie. . .Mancs and Arses cannot mix that way,ever

errm . . . . . what way are we talking about here

ibkaye:
u no well?  

i dont like ur attitude  if na joke make u stop am

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2891763#msg2891763 date=1223077192]hmmmmm, na every woman you want   haba[/quote]nope IBK is my main wife . . . . . . .im just waiting for her to finish school before we get married. She's my perfect match.

_{pls we would like to keep it on the low for now, we dont want no paparazzi's. thanks}

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2891735#msg2891735 date=1223076608]Ibkaye,
I was worried o.
I was going to scatter scatter NL to look for you.
welcome back, darling [/quote]she was with me . . . . .any problem?

Timmy Jatt

ibkaye:
you funny, oya, where is my plantain?

u mean u havn't finished frying my plaintain What kind of wife is you?

_{i want it half done please not too crusty like before, thanks}

ibkaye:
kai, should have kept my mouth shut

chat tap dia, which kitchen? dinner ko

dont worry . . . . . u too are a buff ting, kindly swing ur hips this way

Jassie wetin be ur addy i go add u later when i fit sign in, there's a problem with my connection

ibkaye:
you look like saucekid, saucekid is choong

so are u trying to say im choong

I dont know this saucekid, i mean i've heard a couple of his song but never really seen him.

_{and who told you to leave the kitchen, have u finished making my dinner}

Well thats what they all said at first . . . . .