₦airaland Forum

DAVIYJONESS:
what area?

Where I live..

Money nah....!

Abeg oo, if your family no accept, jeje free the babe....

Johnnoah1st:
guy, seriously where do u import dis ur madness? are u sure its not a ghanian made madness? i want to import some for my enemies.

Haba! Ghana madness is too civilised nau...
I suspect that madness must have been from South africa!!

Sabrwahaqqo:
Hell no! Baby Mama is my witnis

So this practice don dey creep into our country small small,,,

Intrepid01:
4 seasons ago?
Which league?

Guy simply tell us you hate falcao with passion!

Intrepid01:
4 seasons ago?
Which league?

Guy simply tell us you hate falcao with passion!

Things like these make me scared of getting married, especially if you live in an area like mine..

Awwwwwwww... So so romantic, I love it.. *dodge the first stone, the second and the third hit me for nose* Haba person no fit Carry una play again? No be una say what a man can do, a woman can ............ *hiss and walks out thread with a bleeding nose*

Bros na one chance you enter oo, you better free that girl!

DanWrites:
That'd be no problem. You can find the Posting Plan in the Pages Tab of the site.

oh nice I will go check it out..

Today we experienced one of the greatest war of words in our community, and this war was between a police man and a 300 level law student(male)...
The student was accused of "impregnating" the police man's daughter an co-incidentally, both are neighbours! Trust a nigerian police officer, you need to see the way the man was Fuming and matching to the student's house, for our mind we say"this boy don die today, na today the he go meet him creator"! But for where, this student no even Shake when he see the police officer with is Ak47 riffle for him hand and his wife Dragging their Pregnant daughter along!
Guys una need to hear grammar today, na so this law student finish this officer oo. At first the officer was insisting that he is going to arrest the boy, but the boy quote some jargons(hope una no expect make I know watin he quote?), but the long story be say the boy said he did not rape the girl neither did he do it without the girl consenting..
When the officer see say arresting the boy no go work, he now insist that the boy should marry the girl, but the boy also refused saying the girl was the one that forced her self on him and he does not have any feeling for the girl! Shocked; the police man now asked him what he will do about the baby and he bluntly said he will take care of the baby with the little he has but the girl will have to continue leaving her fathers house!!! Case CLOSED!!!!!!!!!
*Now to my question;*
Should impregnating someone lead to automatic marriage as we see in this our clan?
Will you marry someone because he impregnated you(ladies) or because you impregnated her(guy)
NOTE: this is not Applicable in a case of RAPE!

DanWrites:
That was nice to hear. Thank you.

You welcome bro, abeg try update us With the last story.. Something more than love...

wristbangle:
Bros, HIV is real. U are hereby warned.

I always go with my shin guard...

honeygirl17:
Who ask this one how many times him don do the do [

And who Invite to read my post?!

honeygirl17:
Who ask this one how many times him don do the do [

And who Invite to read my post?!

DanWrites:
But you shared them without acknowledging the source. I wouldn't have been so upset if you had mentioned where the stories came from.
But it is good enough that you are apologetic.
As long as you stop, we'll be cool.
You can share links, tell people about DNB Stories, but let them read the stories on our site. That is the way we get rewarded for all the hard work.

In as much as I will also demand for the head popflair, I will also say he put a smile on my face today by posting the name of your site (not even the link) on his last story and am not a fan of bloggers but when I visited your blog, guy I was amassed and I have been devouring every single story I see on the site and even registered!! So my brother popflair helped someone today, so am begging on his behalf for him to be spared...

Am a broke guy and I don't do any of the above but I don't. Lack girls.....hay hay hay no think say I fine or I got big d!ck as a matter of fact my dick go dey compete with cigarette stck!(Not proud of it)....
*clears throat*
My secret is I live in a compound filled with hungry(sexually) girls and am lucky to be the only young boy there
*covers eyes*

Some ladies will Do!!

My guy you no know say love is blind?!

The ugly guy will always treat her with respect cause he feels she is doing him a favour by talking to him.... But an handsome boy won't send her cause there are other girls at his beck and call!

@geesanni, I feel your plight, but I think this your story needs to be Seen by more people and posting it on my thread won't helpyou get the required help/attention. I will advise you open a new thread of yours and let the whole Nairalanders view your story.. Thanks...

Maybe he no settle the church....!

Make. I dey look....

At 53 and he could be pregnant, menopause no catch ham!? Truly we serve a miracle working God!
Abeg when he go deliver andd wishing him safe delivery in advance!

TonyeBarcanista:
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Abeg tonybacanista abeg dey try add my moniker to this list so that I fit come add my own comment before these ApC tugs book all the whole front-page finish!

sauceEEP:
How is it possible that she got a firm grip of your diick during the supposedly fall? Let's assume that you wore a jean or even a plain trouser,it's not possible for her to have used it to wage herself from a fall that normally occurs within a split second.

Hahahahhaha....
I was putting on a football shorts and inside the short, another smaller shorts and both are not tight, there were both flexible..

Yungwizzzy:
The old man enjoying his loot peacefully

And publishing books with it....

I just pray the book is children friendly. We all know what baba can do....

The former president said he decided to launch the story book entitled, “Peace Story for Children” to ensure the entrenchment of sustainable peace in the country.
Obasanjo, while launching the 14-page booklet illustrated with various cartoons at an event held at the OOPL, Abeokuta, Ogun State capital, attended by pupils from different secondary schools in the state, said that it had become imperative to sow the seeds of peace in the minds of children whose minds were more receptive to ideas.
Obasanjo, who was represented at the launch of the booklet by the Director of the OOPL Centre for Human Security, Prof. Peter Okebukola, noted that since the youths were the leaders of tomorrow, imbibing the essence of peace when young should be vigorously pursued.
Addressing the pupils from the various schools who also participated in a debate with the theme, “Whose Responsibility Is It to ensure peace? Is it the people or the government?”, Okebukola disclosed that Obasanjo called him overnight to tell Nigerian children to imbibe the culture of peace while still young.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/obasanjo-writes-children-story-book-on-peace-2/
Cc:lalasticlala

QueenEdna:
i dont knw d guy frm adams, jst felt d post was unnecessary. Anyways mayb she shud have said sorry, bt sometimes sometns are best left unsaid.... #No offence

E easy to say cause no be you feel the pain nau...
I pray make one Dude accidentally drag your boobs and just leave without saying nothing!

lanxebony:
@ op , guy if u see d girl u fit recognize her. Cos d way Edna attacked I dey suspect

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Hahahaha... I'm not sure I will even recognise the girl...