₦airaland Forum

ZuzuMan:
Coommmon Shut up! Molestation Alert ke? She couldnt have reached your Joy Stick if you didn't WRONG PACKEd it on display! Besides your joy stick must have been on Joy Ride when the 3 year old tried to take advantage of your Good for nothing PuuussyDigger Joy Stick! [b][/b]

You mumu die!!!!

I beg to disagree with the guy that someone is molesting the kid, to me I I just think that kids of nowadays are becoming too corrupt at an early age!(Abeg make una wait make I explain). I went to kano to visit my uncle, he has 4 daughters and the least was 3years 8month when I visited.. One sunday afternoon, I was sitting in my room my two hands on my chin and leaning forward with my eyes due to hunger(sunday rice never don). Suddenly I felt a soft lips on my lips out of shock I opened my eyes and low and behold, this small baby(my uncles last born) was standing in front of me with a wild smile attempting to kiss me again! Out of anger I slapped her so hard that my finger print showed on her chick(it was not intentional).. When the mum asked me why I slaped her daughter and I explained, she never believed me rather she started suspecting me and asked her two older daughter to stay away from me!

boynigeria:
im actually a victim of rape by a older cousin
was 13 or so then and she was in the university
i actually felt so used by her and disgusted by the whole experience, cant go into details
it was more like molestation

Mine was worst than molestation cause it lasted for close to 2years till we left that compound..

MEGGATRON:


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At least you were not forced and you were above 18

Growing up as a kid in Abuja, I lived around older independent ladies, most of whom are not married and desperately needs an husband..
As a talkative,not that attractive and very smart(books) I found my self been liked by this ladies.... One of the ladies that was so fond is Aunty chi, we talked of anything and everything including sex(I was 9years then). One day she sent me to buy her food stuff(dried fish), after I came back she asked me to come inside and locked th door and had canal knowledge of me(I won't explain), but after that experience, I started bragging to my play mate that I had seen a lady and I have entered the "place"! It was latter in life that I realised I was raped and the funniest thing about it is I was happy about it!
Now to my questions- can I guy be raped, guys at what age did you loss your virginity and to whom, and at what age did you loss your virginity?

Rumpelstiltskin:
There is this insecticide called 'Sniper' used for controlling insects amd pests. It is highly toxic when ingested by humans.

I once had thought of injecting my self with that Stuff, now I don't let that stuff close to my house..

starlight101:
Painfull death may HIS soul rest in peace



No matter what happen in life i no fit take my life oo as edey sweet me so even with out money

You never jam!!! I was blunt like you before but when life tie wrapper for me, I have to pull off my ceiling fan(to avoid hanging my self), I was scared going into kitchen(to avoid stabbing my self with knife) and I threw away my insecticides, rat poison(to avoid poisoning my self).. So guy forget... Things could be bad sometimes. Am still struggling with suicidal thought....

Abeg make una help me beg NEPA make them bring light ooo, cause sleep don dey catch me....

Enegod:
Easiest Way To A Mans Heart: Feed him, Have SEX with him, and then Go Home

na so e easy?

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]For a woman who is married, the easiest way her husband's heart is definitely food.

For unmarried men, to be honest I don't know. It differs based on the guy. It could be sex or it could be the way the girl dresses, it could be the way she behaves, the way she accords him respect. It could be anything.[/color]

So what happens to a married man who's wife can cook but don't have respect and can't "do"?

This morning, me and my colleagues were involved in an heated debate which is, "what is the closest way to a mans heart" at first I was like "of cause is the stomach!!" But as the argument proceeded, I was getting confused and it seemed to me that the easiest place to a mans heart is no longer the stomach or so I thought!
Well, the argument no gree end oo till I left, but its still bothered me. So, ladies and gentlemen which of this is the easiest way to a mans heart?
*a) the stomach(food).
*b) under the skirt(nice sex) or.
*c) submission(a respectful wife), as these(the above listed) were the main bone of contention!
Please fellow Nairalanders, your opinion(s) are highly welcome (relationship expert are also welcome)

Feranmicharles:
There are some rumours that went viral during childhood,

Let's start straight away

1: if you swallow a seed,the tree will grow inside you,or from your tummy

2: that this eraser,the blue can erase ink

3: if you eat joined fruits,you'll give birth to joined babies

4: after urinating you must spit on the urine (this one,I still dey do am)

Hahaha, I still dey do number 4!!!!

LordVarys:
Just 41 out of 18k, that's just 0.23% , well Uniport, Unilag et al are party schools, serious students go to UI,UNN,OAU

Gbam! You don talk ham finish!! I owe you a bottle Amarula!!!

After graduating as a Zoologist from one of Nigeria's famous university with my poor 3rd class result( why my result no go dey poor, when na party I go do for Uni!). Getting a job come be like camel passing through the eye of a needle! After three hard and persistent search for job, I later saw an advert "Zoologist Wanted" on one of the daily newspaper(you need to see the way I rushed the paper as if na only me see ham)..
As early as 6am I don dey for the zoo gate and the interview dey start by 10am(guys if una dey my shoes, una go do worst than me!), when the manager saw me he just liked me and picked me. When we got to his office he told me that the Gorilla which was the center of tourist attraction died recently and they are looking for someone who will put on a gorilla skin and behave like a gorilla so that they won't loss "market"! At first I was mad and embarrassed at the insult but when I considered the crowd outside who will be dead willing to take the job, I accepted the job...
My first week being a gorilla was fun cause "I" had many fans and admirers as I jumped and shouted like a gorilla... But the next week, my fowl come lay cooked egg as that wicked musician way call him self vector come release Kingkong remix, una need to see the way I was jumping that day on my gorilla suit as I put the highest volume and was feeling like a kingkong, guys I no know when I jump enter another cage and when I hear rrrrooooooorrrrr!!!! I have to pause the vector music way I dey listen to I still hear rrrroooooorrrrr!!! When I turn, my people you need to see this mighty LION way just bone dey look me with red eye and shiny sharp gen-saw way he call teeth! At this point my spirit let me and my bladder gave way(I begin piss for body).. Next thing I know the lion rushed at me! You need to see how "Kingkong" start to run I begin scream ontop my voice help help help help!!! But it was too late, the Lion bounced on me and knocked me down, and brought its mouth straight to my head(by this time, I don poo for body) next thing way I hear shocked me cause the Loin call my name!! "Chappy na me, AY your course mate you better shut up unless them go sack us!

6ty6ix:
no i do not smoke, but most sk smokers i know are cool

Wait on till he turn you to punching bag!!! By the I want to thank you for always commenting on most of ma thread.... You're good.

ForteNL:
A and B.....

Wow. Today is my first day on NL and i made FTC on Front page too? This is a sign of victory for me.

I dedicate this plot of land to my ex, who broke my heart, left me depressed and turned me to social network addict. Make God reward you in your own coins. Amen

Hahahahahah.. So you truly mad FTC on FP even when people(including me) taunted you that the topic won't make front page! Congrats babe...

Jayjay0:
Well welcome to NL.

Buh this shii does not worth your FTC celebration

Hahahahahaha, you almost mad me unfollow my own topic!! But God pass you,, the "sh*t" has mad front page hope you help me Dance shoki!!

prettythicksme:
c,b,f btw i love A tho

Well there is something some of these girls claiming to like "A" are not telling us, is it because the guy in the picture is handsome or what? Una better come clear una selves ooo...

Omotayor123:
If I hear you say no guy that's not free from all this:-




I have seen Many.

My sister you no sure..

jamex93:
lolx


e no easy to b a man

My bro even devil know say he no easy ooo...

Orijin101:
See, iffa roast you slap ehn, you destiny will reboot. . .

we all know you are not a new member, you better reveal ursef or else!!!!!!

Orijin 101 don kill me oooo!!! The guy don confess ooo!!

6ty6ix:
c, d, e, f are 4uked up..
I prefer d A team

You smoke?

elantraceey:
All of the above

Sister you dey vex oooo!!!!

ForteNL:
1 and 2.....

Wow. Today is my first day on NL and i made FTC too? This is a sign of victory for me.

I dedicate this plot of land to my ex, who broke my heart, left me depressed and turned me to social network addict. Make God reward you in your own coins. Amen

Hahahahahahaha!!! Congratulations!

Well ladies please be sincere, it is your opinion at least one of these must turn you off and be free to point more than one and if you say all of these turns you Off! OYO is your case, cause you will never meet any guy that is free of all these!!!! Picture below...
Guys you are not left out ooo, tell us which is your flaw and if your girl is complaining.... Let's goooooooooo...

A 48-year-old woman was so scared of dentists she glued her teeth back in every time they fell out for more than a decade, Altrincham, Greater Manchester, England, UK.
WARNING: graphic content!

Angie Barlow, 48, lost 90 per cent of the bone supporting the teeth in her top jaw after she performed dentistry on herself for 10 years. When Mrs Barlow’s teeth fell out she just used a household superglue to fix them. The woman urgently needed treatment and eventually visited her dentist, who was shocked by what he saw.
A 48-year-old woman was so scared of dentists she glued her teeth back in every time they fell out
Explaining her dental phobia Mrs Barlow said:“I’ve always been scared of the dentist because my mum died at 34 from throat cancer. She had a tooth out, and that’s how they found she had cancer. That fear has always been in the back of my mind. You just get your mindset and you think, you “don’t go”. You don’t make that phone call.


She lost 90 per cent of the bone supporting the teeth in her top jaw after she performed dentistry on herself for 10 years
When the tooth comes out, I just put a little bit of glue and try and hold it in place to keep it, so I don’t have a gap in my teeth. I used glue on the top of the tooth, and then I put it back in place until the glue is set. I just feel so self-conscious that I don’t go anywhere really. Even going in the shop, I feel embarrassed. Even in front of my son I’m embarrassed to sit and have a conversation with him.”


During the opeartion dentists removed most of her teeth and insert titanium pins to screw 12 new false teeth in and correct the damage
In the end the woman had to spend her entire life’s savings to receive emergency dental surgery. During the opeartion dentists removed most of her teeth and insert titanium pins to screw 12 new false teeth in and correct the damage. Now Mrs Barlow has gained a new sense of self-confidence and no longer feels ashamed of her appearance. I don't know about you, but as for me, I rather die than have my teeth look like this all in the name of FEAR!! The first Picture is after she is has undergone surgery, mm Oyinbo no go kill us!

A mother was raped on her birthday by a friend’s grandson she invited to the party, Cardiff, Wales, UK.

Catherine Gwynne was attacked by Arron Murphy shortly after hosting a party to celebrate her 39th birthday. Guests went home and Ms Gwynne was going to bed when she heard someone making noise in the kitchen. When she entered the kitchen the young man hit her, dragged into the bedroom and raped her, then just ran off. Shocked Mrs Gwynne called her boyfriend who contacted police. Murphy was arrested the same evening but was released on bail.



Catherine Gwynne was attacked by Arron Murphy shortly after hosting a party to celebrate her 39th birthday

Recalling the day she was raped Ms Gwynne said: “I had an afternoon dinner party at my house, and all the guests had left by nine o’clock. That’s when I tucked my daughter into bed, and got into my dressing gown. But then I heard the back door go at 11pm. I was shocked to see him. I noticed he was drunk, but assumed he must have come round as his nan had left something. Only then he said to me, ‘I know you want me,’ and launched himself on me.


When she entered the kitchen the young man hit her, dragged into the bedroom and raped her, then he just ran off

‘Then he began to rape me. I was petrified, all I could think about was my precious daughter sleeping next door, praying she hadn’t heard anything. Less than a minute later he rolled off me, and I seized my chance. I grabbed my phone from the bedside table and ran to the bathroom, locking myself in. From that day it took 14 months for me to get justice, but now I hold my head up high.”


Now Murphy has been jailed for seven years and ordered to sign the sex offenders’ register for the rest of his life. Catherine Gwynne decided to reveal her story and even renounce the right of anonymity to encourage other victims of sexual offences to come forward  and report their abuse to the police!

CSTR2:
C'mon a coach that can not make a single sub in a game of 90minutes is not that hard to be better than.
The female coach on the swede bench is much better i can assure you.

The only problem I had with our coach was the shouting and yelling!!! He woke my baby brother from sleep thrice and made our dog run round the compound in search of the miscreant!

adeaks:
When I hear dat 10-0 honestly I shock. Dem spell Ivory Coast complete.

Maybe dem no field any keeper at all.

Female football in Africa is still poor so no need to scream cause the worst is yet to come....

CSTR2:
The ivorians had a poor team and were completely dominated.
Nigeria on the other hand had the better team and played better.
A slightly better coach would have won that game for us.

This slightly better coach must be in the class of Monrinoh then!

CSTR2:
Very unsatisfying.
With this level of dominance anything less than a win is an abberation.

My calm down e be like say you no know say our neighbours were beaten 10-0 and we hit tham with a draw and we all know that we played better!

Final whistle and its NiG 3-3 swd!!