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INTROVERT:
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Please ladies and gentle stop mentioning my moniker as I was just banned from commenting on threads for over 2 hours. Abeg.. even now I can't comment on some sections.
Am in pains now.

You sEe your life! Na people like you dey no:3 you can't do with out social media!!!! Every single thread I entered this night you be first to comment!! Ntor person don first you comment for this one!!! Abeg fellow Nairalanders make una dey help me dey mention her moniker so that MOD go dey barn her the more make she fit help her mama for house!!

czarr:
I like ugly girls abegi!!!......fine girls no de reciprocate for bed,dem de lie like wood..
..ugly girls de take am personal

Hahahahha!!
Laugh don kill me ooo!!!!

Rogerz007:
Dem never born any ugly girl wey go try am with me!!My frown alone gets dem scared

You never jam all those friends way don take ham upon their selves to be their fine friend mama!!!

My dad is number 4, that's why sundays never ever meet me for house even if I go clubbing and drank to stupor, I must be in church!! I read my bible every day and night(read through my bible 3 to 4 times a year) and do my morning/evening devotions even after or before fvcking a girl.. Religion don too enter my head sotia evangelist dey fear to preach to me because I have good understanding/interpretation of the bible.... I pray god help me so I won't be like the person in this passage 1cor 10:12 read it. And help me quote it...
NOTE: I stay alone and am still scared of not doing all these religious stuff!!

Slimzjoe:
The Right way to go about it is Make the Ugly your Padi and all other things will fall in place

Guy forget that thing!! If you try ham, you go enter one chance....

Why do fine girls always keep ugly girls as their best friends? And most of this ugly girls now act so rude to any guy that wants to toast their fine friend!!!!!

raayah:
Or maybe you can't read. Didnt you see my sarcasm underneath the post.

Who's the daft one now?
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Common sense should have told you that not every one in nairaland did literature-in-english when they were in secondary school! So its wrong of you to use sarcasm in such cool picture...
Well, since you dey form literature king, give me the. Figure of speech used in the sentence below;
"The harshest fellow is the kindest"

DaBullIT:
Enemies within?!

If you ask me, na who I go sk?

The World Igbo Congress, WIC, a global network of Ndigbo has congratulated the Deputy President of the Senate, Senator Ike Ekweremadu on his re-election into office, declaring that “anyone asking him to resign his position is an enemy of the Igbo people”.

Ike Ekweremadu
Also, the Enugu USA, an umbrella body of Enugu State people residing in the United States of America, has poured encomiums on Senator Ekweremadu, describing his re-election as historic and well deserved.
In a statement signed by the Secretary-General of the WIC, Dr. Agatha Anosike and the Media Director, Dr. Acho Orabuchi, the global body under the leadership of Joe Nze Eto, felicitated with Senator Ekweremadu and all the Governors of Enugu, Imo, Abia, Delta, Ebonyi, and Rivers States on their successful election and inauguration.
It urged them to brace up for the implementation of their campaign promises in order to improve the quality of life of their people.
Continuing, the WIC said: “We congratulate Dr. Ike Ekweremadu for his selfless service to the country, as well as his unparalleled leadership in the Senate and ECOWAS. We are strongly behind him and will do everything to support him in office”.
It noted that the current dicey economic status of the nation and the slippery slopes for our region in Nigeria’s political terrain call for immediate, strategic, all hands on deck, team approach by the leaders of the zone towards its transformation.
On its part, the Enugu USA in a statement signed by its National President, Dr. Sinachi Ugwuonye, described Senator Ekweremadu’s re-election as most deserving.
The US-based group said: “In this position, our own Super Hero, Dr. Ike Ekweremadu has been tested and found highly worthy. Though this was a hard-to-believe outcome of the National Assembly elections, considering the political setting of current Nigeria, we are not surprised, as we know that we have a rare phenomenon in the person of this honorable man, fondly and largely known as IKEOHA”.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/05/ekweremadu-a-golden-journey-with-destiny/ike-ekweremadu1/

mormoni:
Why u too dey lie like dis

Sorry I didn't post the link, I will modify and you will read. From the source..

Lokoja – Rev. Phyllis Sortor, the 86-year old American woman missionary kidnapped in Emi Woro in Kogi State on Feb. 25 and late released by the abductors, has returned to Nigeria.
Sortor, who was seen at Government House in Lokoja on Wednesday, told newsmen that she returned to Nigeria to complete her missionary work as ordained by God.

She said she was happy to be back in Emi Woro where she was kidnapped by six masked gunmen who kept her for twelve days (Feb. 25 to March 7).
She said Emi Woro had become a part and parcel of her life, describing the people as her people and friends.
Phyllis thanked the villagers for their concern during her ordeal in the hands of her captors, saying that they had been of great help to her in the missionary work.
Photo of Phillys sotor below....... Read full story on Vanguard link below....


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/sortor-returns-to-nigeria/

A report by the BBC has revealed how hundreds of Nigerians are being transported to Britain for prostitution or thrown into slavery.

According to Kevin Hyland, the UK’s first anti-slavery commissioner, the situation is “deeply concerning” and the problem of such exploitation was “enormous”.




Newsbreak.ng reports that the commissioner, who has only been in post for six months, said he cannot think of anything more worrying than women and children being raped and forced into domestic slavery.




Figures released by the UK’s National Crime Agency, revealed that more than 2,000 potential trafficking victims were referred to the authorities in 2014 and out of this figure, 244 were from Nigeria, a 31 per cent increase from the previous year.

Observers believe, however, that the real figure of potential trafficking victims from Nigeria could be much higher than the statistics given by the British government.





Debbie Ariyo, executive director of the charity Africans Unite Against Child Abuse, who deals with lots of victims, remains adamant that the real number of those trafficked to the UK from Nigeria is much higher because many of them are reluctant to speak out.
“There is a notion among the families in Nigeria that once their family has come over here, they will have a better life, they will get better education, they will have better food and material things.

“A lot of people don’t see the abuse and exploitation and many of the young people who’ve tried to tell their parents back home, it’s difficult for the parents to accept that something like this could be happening in Britain,” she said.




“This is not about lack of resources but about using them effectively.”



File photo of ladies who are been repatriated back to Nigeria for practising prostitution in the UK..


Please read full story from the original source..http://www.naij.com/464247-how-nigerians-are-used-for-slavery-prostitution-in-uk.html ..... Before another person calls me a Liar...

demmy0325:
I trust her.. She wont even tel me to help her wash it.. .. She will surplus tho... Then wen shes fine.. She wl wash her dirty panties hersef..

Na crime if you wash ham? Abi you no dey touch the undies when una wan "do"?

MR. Maje Ayida!! If you are looking for a man that do not cheat!? See ham here(me!!!):p

Pinocchioo:
NO

So you don't see as romantic?

Tallesty1:
Your brother's girlfriend dey sell underwear??

Hahahahhahaha!!! No be she get ham oooo, I download the pics just to buttress my point....

My brother and his babe had a serious quarrel that all most led to the crash of their relationship... Guys guess what the problem was? My brother refused to wash his the babes under wear when she was sick!!(Can some one tell me that this girl ain't crazy!).. But, before we crucify the babe let's hear her own side, the babe argued that my brother will always want to take off her undies with her his mouth(am not gonna go into a the dirty details) during intercourse but when she became sick, my brother refused to even touch talk more of washing her undies saying its a taboo!!!


So to my question, guys will you wash your babes undies or is it a taboo to do so?
Ladies will you let your guy wash your undies knowing you wash his undies?
NOTE: we are talking about people that are not yet married.

Hmmm!!! I no fit talk! *modified* I think its high time we state suspecting Davido and Wizkid!! You sure say no be photoshop them dey do?

FTBOY:
that girl is a fool..she should have swallowed it

Hahahahhaha! Guy you dey binu oo! E no bad say the babe chop the stuff troway? You still want ham to swallow person generation? She never turn shark abeg...

Guys please how much do you think is ideal for taking a girl out? And is it a crime for a guy to go out with a lady with out spending on her?

NOBLEDANDY:
That's why I said you are a dummy even duller than daura...
Is time not resources??
Or is capital the only resources you know?
You are useless...
Meanwhile who do you think is sponsoring radio Biafra ??
Guy u b baboon...

O yeah someone is sponsoring radio biafra(mind you I said no igbo is willing to sponsor a war!) If I read and remembered well, that was how people sponsored Ojukuw(God rest his soul) when he started shouting cessation and when the war began, those who were richer than him(Ojukuw) deserted him and those who Ojukuw was richer than stayed and exploited him!!! Don't let us(Igbos) wash our dirty pants outside oo cause it is obvious you don't know how dirty it is......

wisdomguy4u:
Story for the gods! You are a pure yolober . I can bet on that!

Wa joko si mbe, ke anyi tua, e na kudi nka? Come sidon, make we bet, wey your money?

NOBLEDANDY:
No dey ask foolish question...
I know the point am making,
Even though we are independent of the government of Nigeria...
It will be wise for the government to live up to his responsibility and oblige to the people. Else you give them every cause to fight your government with their every resources...

With what resources, money! For your information, an Igbo man will be the last person to sponsor a war! They will rather take their money to Kotonu and continue their business, we(igbos) are not bunch of irrational people!!!

eagleeye2:
Else, gini eme? Nna unu kwusi ime ka ndi mba ozo n' akpari umu Igbo.
GEJ, enweghi ike ime mana ohaneze choro ka onye ugwu bia me ya?

Tell them! Their hero GEJ scamed them and they now want the "devil" to help them.... Igbo make we stop to shame our self jare!!!!

500GP:
AM NOT
THE IBO DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING FROM BUHARI. THEY ABUSE BEFORE AND DURING THE ELECTION. THEY THOUGHT GEJ WILL WIN BUT IN THE LONG RUN BOTH GEJ N THE IBO FAILED WOEFULLY......
THE NORTH, SOUTH WEST, NORTH CENTRAL........ ARE NOT DEMANDING, WHY IS THAT THE TRIBE THAT CONTRIBUTED LESS IS DEMANDING?

When you have the key to the kitchen, you are not scared! You know what I mean?

wisdomguy4u:
Shout up! Stop claiming what you are not. You are a typical yoruba boy with yoruba tribal marks all over your face. Stop deceiving yourself ok . Igbo wanna be

Hahahahahahha! Well you are not the first person to shut me up for saying am an Igbo boy(I don't even look like it).. But as an igbo boy who has lived in 12 different state of Nigeria speaks 7 different language(Igo,Hausa and Yoruba included), I will say with all due respect an Igbo man can never rule a fellow igbo that's why most of us leave our villages to other land cause we got the "I must succeed" syndrome and our pride always makes us to succeed!!!! I love igbo and am proud to be an Igbo!!

500GP:
FOOLISH TRIBE. THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE HAPPY FOR THEIR DECISION TO VOTE FOR GEJ AND THAT THEY WILL REPEAT SUCH STEP AGAIN, IF THERE'S SUCH OPPORTUNITY.....

A TRIBE WITHOUT VISION NO WONDER THEY ARE LOST SHEEP WITHOUT SHEPHERD

YORUBA - OBASANJO, TINUBU, FASHOLA

HAUSA/FULANI - BUHARI, IBB.....

IBO -?

NO PARTICULAR LEADER THEY CAN BE IDENTIFY WITH AS THEIR NATIONAL SYMBOL

Igbo's are all kings and a king does not need a king!

anataala:
The should wait until an Igbo Man becomes president

You know that is impossible! I as an igbo man will never vote for any igbo man!!! E bu eze ne hulo gi( translated) you are a king in your own house!!!!! If you be igbo you will know the literal meaning of that adage....

Ofeakwu:
Mr man why can't u use ur common sense. ANUMPAMA!!!!!!

Well I am making common sense and you know it! truth be told, Igbos are like the jews, they succeed anywhere as far as its not there land!

TeamSimple:
Which one be baby shower again? Eating that level of rice before the baby's arrival,what will happen if she finally delivers?

And some one will call me a bush ma for complaining!!!

Pineapp:
And a bush man will say;

My Oga well done!!

abduljabbar4:
With all due respect to my Igbo friends I think this ohanaeze group is full of shameless people. Just one senator from south east could not be produced because of their hatred for APC and now they are asking more than those who voted for APC.

Abeg tell them the truth!! We would have had the senate president if only we voted for Chris Ngega!!! But we chose to go with the losing party!!

NOBLEDANDY:


Biafra is already a cause that must be accomplished and I strongly believe it is independent of the government... So why in hate to make nasty conclusion and senseless contribution. If you like don't put your president to his toes, I care less though

The cause you people betrayed long ago or what?! God saved us that we never had Biafra if not we would have killed our selves!! An Igob man can never be ruled ba a fellow Igbo! Go read your History well and you will find out that the igbos failed Biafra!!!!! Am an history student and I know of many Igbo men who became stinkingly rich just because of the civil war!!!