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Mine was drinking garri with sliced bread!
Choi Op you've suffered!

Can a beer give you BJ

kYjelly2:
now 3,700mw as stated on another thread here

and osinbajo will just be yanning b.s. like, GEJ didn't build any new road, duuuude

u r in fvckin power now men, almost a year and u guys ARE MISSING ALL YOUR TARGETS.

is it now GEJs fault that u are fcking up on a promise u made in September

Apc zombies will soon over crowd this place now telling you that were not yet in march!

inositol88:
was just wondering!!!!!

Humans have made it seem as if God is deaf or his distance is very far from us dat we must have to shout before He can hear us.

Infact i have this neighbour who wakes in the middle of the night and begins to shout on the top of his voice in the name of praying, thereby disturbing the entire neighborhood and forcing us to compulsorily keep vigil with him after a very strenuous day from the office against our wishes

A friend once confronted him, but he ended up calling my friend a wizard who is been disturbed by prayers .


Now the disturbance is becoming too much am thinking of also confronting him, but I don't know the best approach to do dat.

Ur advice please.


BUT OH!!!!
MUST WE SHOUT WHEN PRAYING?

And he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth!- Jn 11:43

DankemzI:
It's pretenders that do so.
Even the bible says enter into your innermost room an Petition God. Not command

Concerning the works of my hand, command ye me -Ish 45:11b

You don't need to close your eyes, just bend your phone horizontally and you're good to go!

Op you sure Reuben Abati wrote this Long epistle?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This just doesn't sound right.

How does committing murder make unfaithful men like you to stop cheating?

Will you murder your wife because she cheated on you?

How does that solve the problem mahn?

HEAVY SIGH! [/color]

It takes a more crazy act to curtail a crazy act my bro[/color][/b][/font][/i]

TonyeBarcanista:
That one was "taking" and not "looting". Only PDP "loot", APC "take".

E be like say oga Lalasticlala and Madam Dominique still de church.

You got me with the "Loot" and "Take" part!

Op check well the woman needs Transport money!

Oga op, na bajaj motorcycle na eim I dey see so oo!

Cholls:
my brother God is punishing you and you think Nl can help.

So we don turn God mate abi?

The guy above me though...

Mznaett:
Lol
Fear fear
Make I leave you here joor
Enjoy the rest of your day

Make I go bafe prepare go see my babe..

Well ready to die follow ham cause the guy is good as an hanging shawamma in mallams suya spot!

Hian! E get watin we no go hear for this world?! Abe where lasisi dey?

So na this devil na eim some igbo group dey plead for? Ndi na' ma ibariba sometimes,,, Mtchewwwwwww

Mznaett:
Remember: Everyone wants to make history in life. So dear,you aiint excluded

Hian! I hope you're not planning to kill me, this one you're forcing me to make history like this!?

Hian!!! This one is not kissing nau, its called sucking!!!!!

midehi2:
really a shame

Thank yo!

franconian:
Lol, heat nor fit kill local fowl except na half caste. Those local fowl head strong ooo.

Oga prevention is better than cure! I no fit take chances abeg!

diegwu01:
He has spoken well,
Go and work and stop waiting for free 5k, lazy brat

Hahahahhaha!! For your information, I was working before, during and after the election!! So bro am not a broke a$$!

tuniski:
Dankwambo is the man!

Who that one be?

Mznaett:
Nah!

I think it's supposed to be a thing of joy for you because history has been made on your behalf. Assuming no one has ever heard of your name before BUT now,people can refer to your case

I rather not make history Thank you!

In order to avoid stories that touch, make una no carry those stuffs near any police station oooo!

NSNA:
I saw this deleted, and it reminds me why Nairaland of old was way better.

Please how do you mean NairaLand of Old was way better?

APC- A party of clowns!!!

Mznaett:
And now this is extremely funny

Don't you know its a shame to be killed by a woman?

seankafor:
hollier than thou..

are the Jamb officials better?
are ur politicians better?

are your pastors better?

are u better?


why u dey do like this naa

I have done so many you bad things, bad things that even the devil will shiver on hearing it! But you see exam malpractice, I rather die than cheat!

mynd1:
Hunh?

What?!