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pmc01:
Why do I have this niggling feeling Berahino's first goal for Stoke will come this evening?

Bros, berahino na mugu. The match don dey vex me self. All these kind early injuries dey spoil match.

Shawcross, please can you damage bellerin's leg and of that stupid oxlade. Make this Stoke nor disappoint me ohh, abeg.

Unimaginable123:
let's bet 10k. Arsenal will win

If I come win, how you want make I take collect my 10k. Bros nor put me for high tension. If una see draw today I go send you mtn #100.

Eluwilussit:
COYGGGGG! Just joking. Stoke is too tough at home. I will take 1-0. Even draw sef.

If una see draw, 100 mtn for you.

This shaqiri na just heavy mumu. Ode.

Eluwilussit:
Arsenal 12 - 0 Stoke

Ahhh, oga nor be international superstar soccer deluxe be this ohhh.

Zouma, keep the sliding tackles coming up. Nice one boys. Stoke city for life.

Goal!!! Jese Rodriguez.

Jeezzzz, that shiit is scary. What could that guy behind the wheels thinking?

Deflorence:
The Best thing to do is get another SIM from other networks. When they notice massive reduction in number of subscribers, their brain go RESET.

Correct talk brother. Their own don too much. Na Glo wa nor get sense dey pain me. If not, I for don shift to Glo since.

Deflorence:
MTN is punishing her customers cos soon i will migrate to another network. Their 1.5GB is now 1GB=#1000. Without any notification to subscribers.

They are milking us to help their country out of recession. Just imagine.

Damn, those boobs got me like.........

Everybody just dey display military strength. Make dem start the fight jooor so that we go know who get power pass instead of all these chest beating.

Victornezzar:
I wan make dem just luz, team wey no get plans

Leicester na goat team. Foolish people

Victornezzar:
dey don equalise sef

Bros, Arsenal go lose. Believe me. Na tradition. The way woman nor go fit stand piss inside bottle na so Arsenal nor dey fit win epl opening match. Worse, them go draw.

Victornezzar:
lolzz
my bet don enta since

Ahhh, sharp badt guy. I be wan bet first half ohhh but the odds nor dey encouraging. Congrats man. Abeg help me pray make my own enter ohhh.

Arsenal fans go kill me today especially mukina.

Victornezzar:
okazaki just dey shine on top wenger boys head

Arsenal players dey vex for Wenger. Them want change but Wenger say if dem misbehave na oyo for them. Besides Arsenal always lose their first epl match with great margin. That's why I jejely bet on Leicester to win over 2.5

Victornezzar:
sure they will loose
but wetin concern me
bet don enter

Vardy don do am ohhh. 2 more goals coming and it's game over.

Victornezzar:
haba bros no be pes be dis oo

Lolzzzzzz, see this badt sharp guy. But seriously Arsenal go lose. They never fail to disappoint.

Arsenal 1 - Leicester 4

tuscani:
These are same people shouting anti Trump. God bless Trump

My brother don't mind them. Useless hypocrites. When you place certain sanctions on them, they cry out and demand their human rights. But when you visit any of the Muslim countries, they tell you to abide by their law or get your head chopped off. I always advice peeps to obey their policies cos if you don't, it's 6ft.

zionwinn:
Porn movies are the most positive movies... No murder,No war, No fight, No cheating, No racism, No language problem,Good cooperation, Good coordination,Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Lots of love,
Alwayz a very happy ending for all characters!
And the best part... No matter which point you start watching, you will understand the story

Chai, see as you analyse everything. Minister Of Analytical Department. Well done sir.

Africanpride123:
you are an idiot.

Thanks, don't mention bro. Lolzzzzzz

Neminc:
Mtcheeew!! It was just belt they flogged her with. I thought it was a proper flogging of her punanny by a well endowed lecturer. I wonder what's wrong with our men this days. You heardly hear of a woman fainting after proper knacking. In the good old days when men were still men, no week passes by without one hearing of a woman who either fainted, wept profusely or was admitted in the hospital after a well proportioned banana had fallen on her. That's why our women respected us back then unlike now that they act anyhow because men of nowadays are just weaklings with 4inch bananas that can't get the job done

Minister of Banana Flogging. Well Done Sir.

Sarah20A:
What of guys that like big boobs and big ass what are they?

They're sucking machines.

Everyday, either container fall, tanker fall, building fall or something fall. At all, at all, something must fall for Lagos everyday. Lagos peeps, which way

Harwoyeez:
Eh ya...may God heal his manhood and protect our blokuses from evil

Amen ohhhh

7Alexander:
Lies. Ugbowo doesn't flood like this. This may be Isiohor, even at that, the rain this morning wasn't that heavy, though it was persistent

Don't mind that idiot op saying it's ugbowo. It might be one of those streets along isihor or college road or uselu shell.

salford1:
You try small.

Taa, how she take try bros This one wa her leg be resemble native fowl leg and the ass be like when you wan chop the native fowl yansh.

IchigoKurosaki:
Just here to read comments

Bro, any new episode of bleach is out yet? I stopped at episode 366. When Ichigo killed Kugo the other substitute shinigami. But in the Manga, Ichigo was said to have battled the quincy leader called Yaewch.

NwaAmaikpe:


They always claim they don't want a One minute man

But when you go beyond 15minutes they accuse you of hatred and trying to punish them with your langa-langa.

Waste small time and they'd start shouting

"Cosmas why you wan scatter my kpekus, abeg do come down...you no dey tire,"
"Wetin I do you, why you dey fire like say no go fire again tomorrow?"
"Cosmas e don do ooooo,"
"Cosmas, you wan fvck me die?"
"Cosmas, no kill my enemy ooooo"
"I no know say na so you be"

Lolzzzzzz, cosmas ohhhh

kelechi50:
All promises failed (APC)please this is an error message

Lolzzzzzz, you dey fear abi?

Dss dey come for you.