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kristina1:
Love is blind nau

Mine can see clearly.. Lol

Nice one

Hmmmmm

seyithug:
**in my Dame Patience Jonathan voice** Chaiiiiiiiii!!!

I feel your pain, bro. If na me, ehn, I go just dey pray make rapture happen at that moment or make ground swallow me.
I hope you ladies are reading this?? Simply because you have ended your relationship with a guy doesn't mean you should not greet his friend, who risked his life to help you out during your darkest hour.

As in ehh, bros I was the biggest dum-my on earth that day. I tried to hold back my tears because the humiliation was just so much.

Op, if you're saying the truth then you did the right thing.. Sometimes we find ourselves in a helpless situation.. But for me ohh, I'm not sure I can ever help a lady apart from my mum, sisters and wife.. Some ladies are so stinkingly ungrateful and naïve. I can remember vividly back then at A.A.U.(2012) to be precise, just relaxing with my friend at about 11:45pm , then suddenly a friend of our's came knocking that his gf was at the point of death, couldn't have the time to dress up, drove to his house nearby rushed into the room and carried her to the car, her boyfriend(my friend) was so scared that he couldn't even lift her legs. Took her to the health centre clinic in the main campus, unfortunately they couldn't find a single pulse on her and her breath was gradually becoming shallow and slow. Told us to take her to Irrua specialist teaching hospital at that time of the night by 12:15am. Brought the school ambulance, the bus broke down, I was even scared too. Had to rush her back in my car with her sister, boyfriend, a maiden nurse and was driving like a mad driver all because of one silly girl. On getting there, we rushed her to the emergency ward. Few minutes later, she started regaining consciousness at about 1:00am. On my way back home that night, nearly had an accident at a junction(1T4) because of some robbers and I was so lucky to have escaped them.. To cut the long story short, few months later came back to ekpoma for my call-up letter, saw this silly girl and her sis and I walked up to them and said hi, how are you doing? Because she was in the midst of her wannabe gangster friends, she boldy, I mean BOLDLY asked me if she knew me before, even her sister was pointing her fingers to the sky and acting weird saying I'm trying to recognize the face. Her friends started laughing and called me a loser asking me if I don't know my class of ladies I choose. Never have I been disgraced in my life before. Till date, Never Ever Ever will I come across a lady who needs help and I'll offer my help even at the point of death. Ogbomo Charles Osasere said so..

U add her on Bbm
•U check her pictures.
•She Drives A Range Sport
•U confirm, Jackpot
•U inbox her
•She reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up
•U set a date
•U dress up dat Nice Jean, correct sleeve, Gucci Shoes
•U smell good
•U put on a nice look - fresh breath & new Hairstyle
•U take her for lunch
•U Take her For Drinks
•U two have a good time
•She rubs ur hand and tell you how amazing you're
•Makes u laugh(and you luv dat)
•Gives u looks nd smiles
•U fall in-love
•It's like u've known her forever
•U take her to your apartment
•U make her feel comfortable
•She lies on your bed
•She rubs it gently and ask you to come over
•Kiss u passionately
•Pulls ur Jeans and Shirt
•They're too tight but she manages to take
them off
•U love her aggression, agility, tenacity & u
give in because you like a weirdo or freak girl
•It feels good
•U know it's wrong, but it feels so good
•U ask for protection, she says it's too late that she likes it raw
•U obey & don't disturb
•She says she loves u nd u don't
hesitate to say u love her too
•She f**ked u like madt
•She pulls up, goes to the refrigerator to get a
Vodka
•She helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel high ray
•"She must be the one! " U think to urself
•You'll get dressed
•U take her to the car
•She kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great
time!"
•Gives U a kiss
•U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe."
•She stays silent
•Her car zooms off
•In the house you start playing sekem
U gIt's unlike her, so u inbox her again
•She doesn't respond
•Minutes later u can't find her on ur contact
list
•SHE BLOCKED U!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•U start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth
•U go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're HIV Postive & you Gonochacuss aerus, Syphilis aerus and all the aeruses you can think of
•"HOW?" U don't understand
•Reality hits u
•U walk home, Scared, Confused
•U go to the river niger bridge, u stand hopeless nd
emotionless U see the water calling you to jump, u
look into the
sky & mumble
a
prayer
•That's the end of u
•Don't be that boy! Live well.
Stop chasing material things this festive
season.. Some girls are sent from hell.
Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....One Love

Don't have sex with someone to love that person or make he/her love you back, rather have sex with someone because you love that person and you're ready to spend a lifetime with that someone my dear..

Op, is like you're from Ekiti state or related to them somehow.. Because that's how Ekiti boys roll.. No offence ohhh.

I pray make this kind tin work for naija girls like prettythicksme, Eroticangelina, Mprex, Mizmycoli, Flawless, Marieole. Them too sharp joor. Na joke I dey play ohhh

Op, both of dem lie a lot.. The tin is we guys lie with our brain, we are fast fabricators of lies, but dem ladies lie with emotion and that's why they get caught easily.
Girl: Boo, were you staring at that bit**ch?
Guy: Hell no, Are you trying to say I'm a flirt?
Girl: Sorry boo, I thought you were looking in her direction.
Boy: Don't ever think of that baby, you're my world..

Guys, abeg we dey good at lying joor..

Op, I strongly recommend you to pay a visit to this incredible daughter of Zion

Cholls:
My brother don't you know it means two things when your Ex suddenly want to come back into your life? It's either she's tired of sleeping around with rich men and want to settle with you or she's coming to kill you for making her useless. Uhnnnm I cry

Thank you my brother..

It's not bad to be nice to a lady guys.. It's like saying your mum or sister is same as every other girl out there. Be nice to a lady but with good intentions, open heart and know your boundaries.. One thing I always tell my female friends, ''Never you mistake my silence for weakness cos no one plans a murder out loud''..

Op, I think say the snake go big like this joor.

CuteEmma:
I'm truthful to some point, trustworthy, honest, humble and God-fearing, so I think I deserve the same.

I'm not saying you're bad ohhh.. Who am I to judge you my dear. What I'm trying to say is that some ladies tend to cause trouble for themselves by giving out their fone numbers to guy whom you know definitely wants to get in between your their legs as if it's a shopping mall.. One funny but true thing about some guys is that when ever we set our mind on a lady, we will chase her till she either give up and fall for it or she runs away as far as possible from that guy.. Never tempt a guy ohh, it's dangerous ohh.

samtol4:
Many women keep praying every year for husbands ,it is good to pray But most women have character DISORDER .if you like fast and pray from now till 2020 and you have attitude or character disorder your prayers become vain noises! A bad character is like flat tyre ,goes nowhere until it is change .what are these attiudes or character disorder?

1 big bottle of K.P for you boss

Some ladies and their wahala.. You have a guy you claim to love and another guy is asking you out, you give the dude your number and you're saying it's just for fun and nothing is going on that eventually he'll get tired and you can't share your passwords with him but you know every passwords about his life. Then later, you'll come and say you want a truthful, trustworthy, honest, humble and God-fearing kind of guy.. My sister, you're a joker indeed..

kakakoshina:
Sincerely!!!! All Female u ask will always says dey are in a relationship but ask males........ My man Na Single oooooo!!!! My question is "if guys are single den who are d females dating?

My brother, as the tin tire you na so e tire me ohh.. 80 percent of guys go say #Teamsinglle#, why 95 percent of girls go say them dey into relationship. Who dem come dey date ni? Abi na Ghost or spirit?

Op, you're right about some guys asking those funny questions but not all guys do such. A good example me- I can't date or flirt with a girl who's into a deep relationship with another guy even if she's lying or serious about it, I'll just back off.. But you saying guys are the reason some girls do cheat, I can't agree to that. A cheater will always be a cheater. The guy didn't point a gun to your head for you to cheat on your boyfriend, he's just tempting you. Is like saying the devil is the cause of all our problems in this world. If the devil tells you to sin or do something evil, will you do it? Yes/No?

prettythicksme:
lol lie lie somebody

How she go carry wetin I pay for dey show dose naughty vultures outside. Na pay per view or r-rated stuff? Na for me eyes only and for me alone.. If na inside my house, no wahala, but outside, big NO shigbam...

Bum-shorts too big self. She for just wear only pant and bra dey do advertiser's delight dey go..

Op, ehnnn

If a relationship does not take you to the bank and altar, my sister you're a slave.. Na op talk am ohh, I use beg God una ohh..

100accounts:
This is crazy buh gurl......

......i love you... And am freakingly obsessed with ya


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NOTE: this thread was opened under the influence of Ciroc and cannabis!!!!



i love u PinkObsession

Wetin op dey talk self?

ofiafuluego:
DAT babalawo for your village must hv a hand in this, trust me.

As in ehhnn, them follow am like this..

Just jejely quit your job quietly..

In the bedroom, she will put on a helmet with a thick rain coat and cowboy boots, then we are set...