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Always be scared of ladies like this..

Well, I agree with you mprex.. Though some ladies still think all what you've just posted is some ish- s*hit. For real

Same to you madam

Op, lemme be honest with you it is either she's saying the truth that she's not engaged to anyone but where's her parents or she has a wicked, devilish and naughty plan for you.. Let me warn you op, never in your life develop any affection or feelings for her and put your gf in a heart-broken otherwise you'll see what will happen to you. Trust me. That's why I can't, never help any lady in distress even if she's at the point of death. Never ever

Op, where you dey dip your hand so. Ehhnnn, if the tin hold you, na wahala for you ohhh

Op, congratulations. Welcome to fatherhood, where you'll wake up by 2am to attend your crying baby.. You wan just chop, clean mouth then run abi.. God catch you wella. Send me your house address, I have baby powders, pampers and feeding bottles for you. All for free. Like I said earlier, congratulations on being a father.

Op is like witch dey follow you from village like this..

I'll just smile and ask them to join me for an outing. Take them to the car, once they're inside lock the car from outside with the key. Then set it on fire and start shouting and smiling to them April fool.. Stupid supporters of APC

Op ehnnn

Hahahahah.. Some guys nor go kill me ohhhhh.. Oga Iceberylin and madam prettythicksme, mprex, eroticangela.. Make una come answer ohhh

E mean say witch follow the person from village like this

Abeg, I just dey come from church. I go comment later

iceberylin:
Except GOld dh her punny

or the place na shopping mall or plaza

FLAWLES:
Nothing wrong wifff dat oooo.

How about when you see a lady performing a lap dance on your man and making it hard and p.o.v. There is nothing wrong with it abi?

That awkward moment when you're passing by putting on a gown and suddenly evil breeze blows and guys around start debating about the colour of your undies. Na black, Na red joor

That awkward moment when you wear a tight skirt and as you're about to enter keke, the tin go just dissect anyhow. You go pass your junction I swear..

That awkward moment when you just enter a bus and immediately the air around just change. All eyes on you like bros, this bus na public toilet?

Prixus:
there r other places to put it other than there. I'll opt for her cleavage n mk sure I com on her face. I love doing that...that's y she must b endowed with confident bosoms not ones with low self esteem.

Are you referring to low self esteem boobs like this?

CoolHunk:
Not even an issue: "Oh! I guess we'll just let our hormones simmer until after your period, then we can go at it like wounded feral cats whilst chanting: "fucck you, period! Fucck you, period!!! Who's laughing now? We are! Yeeeaaaah!!!""
Too easy.

ROTFL. Guy I swear, your case need deliverance. You dey vex ohhh

Chai... Rotfl. This guy above me ehh, I fear you ohh. See comments my good God..

Op, just do this

Dem don come again with lies

Hmmm

Op, you self.. Rotfl .. The one me hate pass is this below

How e take concern me op?

iceberylin:
Nothing like Natural

I dey tell you.. Natural is the best my broda

iceberylin:
Who believed this rubbish

How na?

Yes, music this days is all about the beat and no one cares about the lyric. But op, your own case is hatred for olamide.. Why didn't you and your so called criticisers on NL condemned
1- Timaya- Shake you bum
Let's not talk about the foreign ones like
Birthday Sex
2chains- Ass that make you dance
Ludacris- How low can you go
Snoop dogg ft K.C- Relax
Lil Wayne- I'm me, Dark Shades
Kanye West- I'm God part 2
Nicki Minaj- Anaconda butt, Freaks, Pound the alarm
Future- Bitches love me
Wizkhalifa- Smoke weed

There are so many I can't list them. Listen to them and you'll find out olamide is even learning if what you're saying it's true.. Advice your so called brothers and sisters saying t*rash here that the music is this, that hypocrites begets all of them. Judging others because they sin differently from you. When you watch porn on fones, surfs the net for porn films and pics, wear provocative mini skirts and tight skirts and leggings and come here preaching like a saint. Fornicating and saying you must test the goods before you buy it.. Back-biters, Stealing, Murderers, Let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone and condemn me.. And may evil begets any one who claim to be a saint quote me and condemn me when he/she is evil itself.. All ye Hypocrites..

Just saw this pics and decided to share it with you guys... She swallowed her fone just to prevent her guy from reading text messages on her fone.. Pls what's her motive and what was she thinking?

iceberylin:
Wah will be my reward na

oya, take this

I see two things here
1- Op might be young, naïve, having her first bf and a virgin
2- Op is already cheating or about to cheat on the dude and it's eating her up.

So candybella, what's your gameplan?

All of you claiming long distance relationships won't work, tell me how many successful short distance or face me I face you relationship have you had.. Preachers and advisers.. Mtcheeewww