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Piaget must be in d club rocking nw.

Auntie winnie, in d kitchen washing plates.

Creamie, veri angry cos her customers r stil owning her.

Uniquexty, discussing wit her publisher trying 2 get d cheapest deal.

Mercyspeaks @ a motivational seminar speaking to d youths.

Cofoe- stuckup in lagos traffic wit serious vex.

Halima - A veri busy lady, enjoying the holiday 4 d moment.

Wifeysist, crownikki, helenqollinz- watching AfricanMagic.

payne_leex: Watching Nigeria idols. Impressive performance frm dis girl!!!!

I dnt watch dat BS.
#WatchingKiddiesProgramme on JesusChannelMultiTV

#TreySongz- LoveHeartAttack...

payne_leex: Did you jes say she'll run to Wale?

Nt to brag bt she literally knws I'm nt that nice. I guess she felt so desirous cos she has missed me! Being one of d statement she made wen trying to convince me today! “Olamilekan u behaving like u don't miss me” It's almost two months nw since we saw! Being alone wit her in d room wit her hot n shapy appearance almost made me to reconsider my stance! So I left dat room and I'm sure she was mad!

I'm a failed bf if I let her go without sense of satisfatction! I haven't slept yet bt I av configured my fone alarm to 12:05am which automatically makes it tomao! I dare nt miss it!

Believe me she is beautiful, tall and sexy! Infact she's taller than I am and she's a model tho still rising!

I jes hope n pray they don't snatch her frm me cos I'm still a poor man!

I luk fwd 2 evry detail 2mao as it hapnd. Who started d touch, how many rounds u did, BJ/MA, wit protection or not. Evry details bro.

WinnieDPooh: Kk i'v never used the rosemary spice to cook...yea i know Igueben but dont know Afieve o is it a village or town? I dont really know all the places in Benin cos i didnt grow up here.

I tink is a small town cos it lukd a bit developd. My cousins live in Ogbor GRA in benin.
Do u knw of ExclusiveSupermarket?? The Biggest supermarket in benin nd edo state?
If u truly knw d owner, u myt knw me sum how.

WinnieDPooh: @Charles Shaw which one be rosemary again o Lol

Lmao! Rosemary is one spice like dat tastes sumhow. Many ppl here use it in cookin.
So ur in benin nw? Do u knw d place cald 'Igueben' ?? Was there last year wif my Dad on d 68th bday of Chief Ikimi.
Do u also knw of Afieve?? Correct my spelling.

Wifeysist: Am doing gr8 dear, missed U̶̲̥̅̊ much also

Wow!!!!!
So how was ur easter celebration my darling?
What nd what happend?
I apologise 4 not bn around 2 tek u out.

WinnieDPooh: #Logged in to Nairaland# Followed topic 41 whaaattt!? Surprised.





Hello house happy Easter to you all. Mehn I'v been busy since morning Baking meatpie and cooking jellof rice o i'm so tired now i didnt even go to Church. The truth is that i was not bored today.....

U for bake cake naa,
Idon'tLikeMeatPies.
Bring the Rice mek we murder am joor.
Shay u no use rosemary cook am? I puke of any rice cookd wit Rosemary.

payne_leex: I don laff so tey everybody fr here dey wonder wetin dey make me laff..

@ I am charles shaw... Na serious matter!!!

Yep... Dat naughty silly babe of my dey sleep over!! Na y she dey suffer me b that!!

God knws she won't be here tomao!!!

U strong o!
Give her d banana joor.
I do not subscribe 2 d idea of depriving a lady of sweet banana. So both of u wil jus sleep naked tonight nd u won't do the do?
Ur thing no dey work ni?
If she goes out 2 get it from wale now na u go 1st open thread for Romance section.
Beta giv her her banana unles she no fine nd u no 2 gbadun her agn.

PIAGET: Hehehehe who talk dat 1?? Abeg point d person mek i land gboza for hin head.
I'v missed u apple pie, mmmmuuah to u. You are so hot! Abeg my ear dey open for the gist. Holla sharp sharp.

My favorite gurl.
AlwayzMyFavorite.
'Taste like honey sting like a bee'.
I knw u alwayz got my bac hun.
Holla @ u soon SugarPlum.

Ok na!
If u type finish, if u tire, u go go siddon. Na ur data u dey waste.
IhearYouSir! NaMyMBJoorSoFreeMe

Oooopps!

Where my ladies @ ?? ?? ??

Where AwonBoyz ?? ??

Where my KaridEntityz ?? ??

Where VanKossy @ ?? Lol

payne_leex: CHARLES SHAW!!!!!!

U're higly welcome back bro..ur absence almost threw the house into a rare solitude! Op u r having fun?

@d garri n groundnut.. Wetin man go do nah bt I've bin bailed out sha! As I dey type nw.. Na one of ma area padi house I dey nw with rice, chicken and can malta guiness right in ma front waiting to be devoured without pity!!!

Seriously,the house miss yah!! Expecially that malaysian girl @Halima and one peep whose sex I'm yet to ascertain @sensualman!

Ur welcome!!!

Hehehe Tnx man. Becos ur my great fan many folks wil tink u r me or am u. Lol
Enjoy joor. Wil ur babe sleep over?

@CharlesBShaw.
Charles Shaw is a rapper, a poet and a prospective otondo.

*yawns*

AllMyFans, TeamAkwaIbom, MySecretAdmirers, MyGuests, Mmmmmuuuahhhhhh!
CharlesShawLovesY'all

Sensual Man: Lol. I'm missing him more than you. You won't understand

Xup dude.
U kip following me like tweeter.
I knw ur a great fan of Charles Shaw.
I luv u man

Wifeysist: .

How's my sweetest tolu doing??

Halima_sexyDiva: Am missing Charles Shaw. Like seriously. Lol

Awwwww that's my darling Princess. V missed u so so much hun. Like seriously too. Lol
I'm available nw.

PIAGET: .

My Sweerie can vex easily o!
Please no vex 4 my man. Howdy? I'v got gist i wil yan u latr.

payne_leex: Good morning peeps....
Happy easter to my xtians pals...may d blessing of d season nt slip frm us all..God's blessings!


Who will invite me to eat easter rice oooo!!!!

Your highly invited bruv. I c nan of d house member is willing 2 share. Today's almost gone. Make do wif d garri nd g'nut joor.

First Of All Happy Easter Y'all.
May The Goodwill Of Easter Fill Your Heart With Joy, Peace And Laughter.

Rotflmfao on comments nd happenings so far.
Where do i start??

Only ugly, low esteemed and insecured wankstars get jealous on how easily their fellow guys get gurls. I was once like dat years bac in my 1st year in d uni til i stooped 2 conquer.

^^^
You must be 17 years.

^^^
Nah! He wil neva spill.
Read d mssg veri well, the rat askd the stinker when she'd be leaving his low life boyfriend. So if the other rat gets a call from the low life boyfriend, he'd surely decode. Feign ignorance or act rude.

Seun what the hell is womanliness?? Why was my post modified? Is ur spambot stewpeed or insane? Poohsie nw goes for womanliness? Smh

Lots of ladies r Scumbags. Sum men r Scumbags equally.
A dumbåss man wil read dat shìthole and start shedding tears, afraid of hrtbreak, he starts whining and pleading with the Slùt not to leave him. At dis point, the Scumbag man wil be at his best to please nd keep his Slùtty woman. Meanwhile the Stinkpot woman wil be having the time of her life with another Skunk sumwhere.
So what do you do?
Allow yourself to be dumped cos you'v alrdy bn dumpd. You can't be commando nd act like ur ending the R/shp wit that dirty dog. Nah! You were dumped first by her.
Count ur losses nd move on.
If the pussie is stil available, keep slamming her like a prøstitute she was/is/and wil stil remain. No feelings attached.

^ Stop talking crap son, how do u expect d sender to own up?
#SickeningThoughts.

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Unimke_Ak: U no fit, u wr siddon type 2 pages full.
Go buy data joor.

LMFAO!
Abeg free me o!
I dnt want anybdy els 2 drag me bac in here i beg una.