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I prohibit any 1 frm saying any steeeewwpeeed thing against my women in ds house.

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Lmao!
BookOfLamentations.
Wetin u wan mek i do? Akpabio be Nairalander?
Kindly make do wit d 6months u got nd giv God d glory 4 a fruitful service year. Una no go kee person 4 dis nairaland

Sum ppl 4 dis house no dey sleep o! Even for odd hours dem go quietly dey online dey view
Crazyman folo shaa but i undastand unto moderating tinz but wat bout odas dat kip viewing by 2a.m, 3am who dem wan chat wit by dat time ni?
No jus ask me hw i tek see dem o!

Mehn dis house is on fire!!!
Can u dig hw many ppl dat jus signd up las 9t? Y'all r highly welcome. Plz treat urselves 4 nw wit any choice drink at d bar, my women r all in d kitchen @ d moment preparing Breakfast for y'all so sit bac relax nd enjoy urselves.
I'v sent 4 my secretary uniquexty, she wil be here preety soon 2 officially welcome y'all.
G'mornin folks...

My food don dey cold o!
Na beans nd plantain shaa...
G'nite my belovd ones.

Wey piaget sef, i neva see d onye ara babe today.

Mek una no vex o, veri soon i'll embark on sabbaticals

An0nimus: pick anyone abi you want us to woo you?

Start with 'Baby can i toast u?'
Then u proceed to 'Baby i love you' oya baby talk ur own.

An0nimus: Charlses shaw fit get bedspace for this thread sha..always online

Lwkmd o! U jus made my computer fall off.

Uniquexty: With what is going on in this family house, i need to hook up asap to avoid the trauma that comes with HBP. Who's interested?

Honey do'u want 2 cheat on me??
Hav u 4gotten i own evry female in dis house?
My sweet ikengress, my tomatoe jos, my elewe ukwú egbu'ewu, no jus try am o!

Halima_sexyDiva: July should do and come please.
My Dad says Akwa Ibom is not bad and has agreed to work it for me there.
@Charles please get in touch with me.
I can't wait to wear my khaki up and down.

[quote author=Halima_sexyDiva]iight.
Wow das great!!!
We r gonna roc camp 2geda.
Alhamdulilah! Lol.
#TeamAkwaIbom:
Piaget(f)
Uniquexty(f)
Halima_sexyDiva(f)
Charles Shaw
Mikigen(m)
BarryP(m)

Kenny_vikky: @scampy if u are stil in skool til friday, pls let me knw d latest info in skool o

U nd @Scampy ehn...........smh

GreatestTasuedite!

booqee: as in nonny akana?!

As in booqee Ajayi?!

Larry-sky:
First of all, introduction. I am Nonny. Indo Chem, Absu. 2011 set. Abiola hostel. Hapy 2 be here. @Uniquexty, Piaget, Charles-shaw.....ABSU FULLY REPRESENTED. I love u all

First of all go down low.
ABSU REPRESENTAY!!! Good 2 c u sweerie, u jus reminded me of Abiola, lol. only visited Abiola few times, but was a regular visitor 2 Hostel C in 1st yr b/c of d proximity 2 A, (AdanmaOkpara) esp those cold nites oyi na'tu
We luv u too honey!

booqee: also from pol sci too!. Finished last year november and all our results is out. I'm even going to school tomorrow for those clearance ish..

Political scientists Representing.
WeRuleTheWorld Baaaby. Good 2 c u booqie dearie.

^^^
GBAM!!!
The Don- Payne_Leex hz spoken.
I mysef i despise virgins.
#BoreHoleToToOnPoint

ademijuwonlo: virgin in this day and era? Virgins are hard 2 come by,it's lik luking 4 water in a desert. Gudmornie,fwnds.

U dooon mean it??
Tel me suntiiiin!!!
Na wa o!
Wetin cøme do the whole virgins naa?
Looking 4 water in the desert...... Wahala dey o!
BOYS INDEED ARE NOT SMYLING O!

^^^
no one askd u 2 spk b4 naa...
R u michael jackson?

Uniquexty: .

Babe how e be naa..... Hope u slept fine?

Halima_sexyDiva: @Charles_Shaw, Lollz. If you don't mind i'd love to have your number but if you can't i'd understand. Lollz.

Sorri 4 l8 respons. Hit me up on charlesshaw792@gmail.com

PIAGET: Young man ur not going anywhere. Realises that door wasnt properly locked. Let me show u what is meant by strength of a woman.
*Removes top, bra, skirt and undies, Ties a white towel around, smiles wickedly, enters room and locks the door properly. Towel falls off. Omg, two unclad people in a locked room. Uuggh, starts to perform national yeas of séx comfort on him. Omg!

Blood of jesus dt was spild on cross of calvary) Lyk seriously, we do am?

van Kossy :
I dne catch una, oya stop the f'k infact I nid my own cut.(removes boxers with shirt still on, she oPens it wide wow what a pretty P**sy my d**k goes in.....oh ah baby ur so sweet she screams aloud oooo f'k me ur beta than Charles

Lmao! Dis guy don dey F' ashawo tay tay

*SneaksIntoRoomTipToeing NotToAttractAttention* NoTime2Shower,
RemovesTShirt, RemovesSinglet, RemovesJeans, RemovesBoxers. LaysDown naked.
LocksRoom. SayzALilPrayer And Starts2Think whether to take a sabbatical leave from this house.

payne_leex: here they are: +2348034465693, +2348078724405, +2348120682407,.....let me knw if u want more!! Lolz

I no see ur int'l numbers.
Abi u no folo 4 d game??

Unimke_Ak: Lmao, Charles ya a very stupid boi_
Her papa na military officer
U wan set P? No think am

Charles Shaw fears no military man.
Only, if only i tel u hw related i am 2 ihejirika.
Meanwyl am assisting sum educated jobless 1st class nd 2.1 graduates enrol into d lower echelon of d military.
Not 4 me, i consider it too Barbaric. I hav a soft body.

Halima_sexyDiva: @Charles_Shaw, Lwkmd! Please i never meant that ibos are drug dealers in malaysia please o as am no tribalist biko and no my Dad is not a senator but a Military officer. Lollz
Akwa ibom we go, Lollz

Not at all sweerie, i knw u ain't no tribalist neither am i, d names i listed r my brodas dat went missing in malaysia not 1 bt 5 of em. The mor reason i need ListOfBeheaded PeopleInMalaysia.
Meanwyl anoda went, stayd 9months nd came bac wit 2012 Honda Accord Evil Spirit.
Life is wicked.
Abeg les fashi long tori 4 nw.
#TeamAkwaIbom

Halima_sexyDiva: Thank u somuch. Am actually from kano state but schooled in malaysia(medicine and surgery) so i will be registering as an int'l student and i wouldn't want to serve in any northern state due to it's unpredictable violence neither do i want to stay with my parents in abuja but my dad can help me get any choice state of mine and i'd love to experience a non-muslim state.
Is Akwa ibom cool? Meet you in camp lolz.

Akwa ibom is kool frm wat i heard. Infact is kool. I Look forward 2 metn u in camp aswel, iz gon be fun/adventure. Is ur Dad a senator??

Halima_sexyDiva: malaysia is a 100% muslim country. The ibos have the highest population of Nigerians there.

Please wen wil u be goin bac 2 malaysia/or do u hav friends in malaysia dat cn help me check MalaysianPrisons or TheListOfBeheaded people 2 knw if u cn find diz my brother's names; Uchenna, Okeke, Emeka, Obinna and Chinedu as v nt hd frm em since 2010 as i for folo em enter malaysia dat time

Uniquexty: @Charles, r u a Jehova witness? Cos d way nd manner u draw souls here, could be required in the Lord's vineyard. Try grabbing ur briefcase and umbrella for evangelism. I luv u all.

Jehovah witness ko, jehovah killers ni.
No be only black briefcase nd umbrella, but the women they distribute amongst emselves envangelising.
Funny enof i chased em away ystdy nd bangd d gate on sum dat came 2 preach for me ystdy.
No offense 2 witnesses o! Mek una no vex

ademijuwonlo: Gudmornie,am also an indigene of ilesha but am based in osogbo. Omo ulu mi lo re....lolz. I haven't but i ll luk it up in d market. Do ve a productive day.

And u too dearie

koko_ng1: Hmmm...men dey on SPEED o! I can't wait o.

Leggo!

imag5: Hello house am so happy I just collected my statement of result,studied geophysics@aau ekpoma,2.1 tins,I bless jah,can't wait for july nysc,I don tire for house nobody dey give money again to buy 100card na problem.God dey sha

Congratz man...

hopeyemmy: Been a while in here... how is everyone doing? Y'al have a great week. @Charles, keep up d good work, your reward is here on earth... lol

Lmao! Was bout 2 ask bout u.
Hope u good

Halima_sexyDiva: Good morning house, am halima. Graduated from monash university malaysia and residing in abuja at the moment and looking forward to batch b. I've been viewing this thread for so long and i must confess i enjoy the rapport in this house. I must also confess that i signed up because of @Charles Shaw, you rock, i love you brother. I look forward to interacting with you and every one.

Awwwww *Hugs*
Good 2 c u sweerie, am glad u finally signed up.
Looking fwd 2 interacting wit u nd wich state r u lookin fwd 2 serving in?
*Hugs*

payne_leex: About 110days to go!! Good morning to all prospective Batch B' corpers! How una nite? Mehn d time still far oo bt very soon I go stop to dey sit down for house!! That's a relief!

@charles_shaw! I hail oo! Op u dey kampe?

Thinking of where to serve,hmm! to me, Kano is nt a bad idea....or is it that bad?

Shoutout to all confirm OOUites in d house! We'll continue to rep anywhere! anytime!! anyday!!! Congrats to us in our forthcoming convocation scheduled for 5th n 6th of April! I don buy my blazers aidy

@all....have a lovely day ahead!!!

Bro u dey vex o! U jus made me run tru my calendar.
Well, camp either resumes july 2nd or july 4th. That leaves us with 98 - 100 days

van Kossy :
Goodmorning my fellow prosPective corPers and unique graduates of uniPort, Pls how is this Posting dne? Is it by state or the school you finished from.am from IMO so whr likely should I exPect? If not I gat work am asP.the man say na 30k(jehova withness man)so if him chop my money I dne kill am b that.13B let's go...

Jehovah witness man no dey chop money ni?
U even be my bro sef! Owerri lez go dia

mercyspeaks1: Our selfish leader: Senate President David Mark REJECTED a Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly
Yesterday, He Gave 2face A Ferrari Worth. N47million naira. #Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO"?
Pls RE-braodcast the last BC...let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing...post it on any social media you knw of..GOD bless us a we do that...thanks.

Noted!

mercyspeaks1: charles no dey carry last for anytn,I see u don post smetn dys morni,av a great day o.

Hav a luvely day too.

An0nimus: Winnie seems to know so much on these matters lol

I dey tell u ehn.....
She's so grounded. Must hav done her research on d 17 states apart frm d 19 northern states