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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 3:49pm On Aug 08, 2013
Sensual Man: ILE OBA TO JO EWA LO BUKUN.

SENSUAL,
Sensual Man: BA MI NA OMO MI KO DE INU OLOMO
@ OGBECHE. LOL

SENSUAL,
Translation pleasssse....... grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 3:37pm On Aug 08, 2013
tuktudicko: Ndi EWU AWUSA nwuru'anwugringringrin

On a more crius note I've been 2 uyo n it waz fun
U don try boli(roasted plantain) wit chicken?
So sweet and vewy cheap
Emedi ooo
AYAYAgrin
Carresses lips with tongue like funmi,
Yummmmmmy grin
Boiled plantain with cow leg is veri popular, and chicken is freakin cheap here, N400 chicken Big like full chicken and a plate of confirm Afang soup that tastes better than mama's with Big goat meat is a paltry N250.
Emedi o!

Ayaya o!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 1:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
m'corazon:
Tuk swee,ah see u,Tojah,hw u dey?lng
tym.Anonimus,Shaw,Sensual nd all NL's,i hail una.been a while.hope u
guys re enjoyn d hols!!!
Nwa di sharp i hail bac, How body naa nd how Abj? ndi'uka allakuba no go gree una hear word today grin

Mandyluv and Anonimus i hail y'all too...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 1:14pm On Aug 08, 2013
Funmi_le_hot: returning back to uyo from home place lasgidi 2mao sure pass.
missing my boo like crazy,missing my friends,miss etighi dance,missing afang soup,edikaikong,native soup,white soup, lol grin grin
still not gotten over mami days grin
Lol grin grin grin
Safe trip babe... *Kissees*

tuktudicko: U shud v just continued 2read n pass o *GHOST MODE TINZ*

Besides how well dyu know d said boohuh?
me sef can BET u dat he izz truly in luv wit her
oya wat r we bettin on *i av a few ideas* gringrin
T.U.K!!!!!!
The loveydovey himself has spoken grin grin

Sensual Man: YET U CHOSE TO BE A CRITIQUE TO AN ACTIVE MEMBER HUH?
DON'T TAKE OFFENSE O,
THIS UR THREAD SEEKIN CURE FOR UR SAGGED B.REAST GOT ME ROTFLMFAO
Chineke mo! OMG :oLoooooooooooooooool grin grin grin
Ala dal'ada tinz (Fallen tinz) grin
My ribs o grin
Jus like tuk, i had to click on that link too grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 10:44am On Aug 04, 2013
Funmi_le_hot: wink smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
how arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
i might as well come back earlier than planned,so bored @ home.
AȊ̝̊̅ G̶̲̥̅̊ƠƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡͡d babe, sȊ̝̊̅ wen r U̶̲̥̅̊ coming BȊ̝̊̅ck??
mayowa even asked Ơf U̶̲̥̅♏ τ̲̅ђǝs morning...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 6:19am On Aug 03, 2013
Double post.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 6:18am On Aug 03, 2013
Amanda_Luv: ibom korpa grin
make them no seize you there o mbok, lol. those peeps too like fine boy things grin grin

@m'corazon sweedy,are u serving in barracks?
Lagos corper, u don cry for camp finish? Hope ur berra now? grin grin grin grin grin
Thank God for journey mercies...!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m):
m'corazon:
Yeah,lyk seriously,am nw proud of dat khaki.it gives lots of respect.i
stay in a barracks wit my uncle,am very frendly wit most of d soldiers,i enter d barracks everyday witout signing.d free ride tin,if its nt a
soldier,den there's no way am enterin b4 i find myslf at Zuma rock.its gud 2 b a corper jare.BTW,Shaw,no get Akwaibom tongue o after dis one
yr service,lol
Looooooooooool seriously,
learning dia lingua involves sounding like em in all aspect tho i sortof hav probs with dia pronounciation, u know how dia accent, english and pidgin dey be like naa grin grin grin
buh is all cool.
It's good to be a corper jare...u walk around with MORALE
HIGHHHHHHHH!!! fully kitted, anam'achikwanu grin

How's life inside Barrack Obama?
Shebi all those sojas forming galadima inside camp still do parade demselves? grin
.....and does Lazy Nigeria wake/sleep by 6am/6pm inside Barrack too?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 7:44am On Aug 01, 2013
Ok i h̶̲̥̅̊v to upd8 ds.
Uyo is a very b̶̲̥̅̊autiful city filled with many 'Omo ibo's', there's no shop u w̶̲̥̅̊lk into that is not owned by an ibo dude/woman,
Hardly do i speak english/pidgin again cos here feels like home except wen am interactin with indigenes and the indigenes are very nice, very nice to corper charles as they hail me grin
som of em are alrdy teachin me ibibio linguata.
Ok, Bac in camp i despised my khaki ehn cos it tore to shreds durin man o'war drills...but now am lovin puttin on my 7/7 khaki cos i f̲̅l immunity all over me, sojas wave @ u here wit ur khaki on, police hail u, every1 on d str̲̅ts hail u and with ur 7/7 on, just wave @ any Govt official car or any nice car and they'd giv u a fr̲̅ ride, they call it 'Soson', but dnt try wavin @ a rickety car cos e̶̲̅ fit be Taxi and u mustto pay.
Puttin on my khaki here i jus f̲̅l i can do anything and get away with it, am loving my khaki joor enjoying all the hailings.

Akwa ibom ado ok...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 6:59am On Aug 01, 2013
G̶̲̥̅̊ƠƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡d Morning Gentle m̶̲̥̅̊n Corp Members.

W̶̴̴̴̴̴̴̲̥̅̊͡eeeeeeeeee !

H̶̲̥̅̊ppy new month t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̇̇ y'all

Anonimus c ya..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 6:23am On Aug 01, 2013
^^ Lmao
Nelly nwannem nwanyi i dey feel ur flows joor,
How body naa....?
As e dey Hot grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 3:27pm On Jul 30, 2013
Sensual Man: AJEBO BABY grin
FUNMI SHAW grin
I DEY FEEL U JOOR, I DEY MISS U AND NUFFING DO U SHAAA..
U KNOW WAT? I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW JOINT WHERE THEY ADD SNAIL ONTOP GOAT
MEAT TO AFANG SOUP, AND ALSO THEY PREPARE COW LEG WITH PLANTAIN
PORRODGE, TRUST ME, U'D LOVE IT SERIOUSLY AND THEY DO SELL OUR BRAND
SHAYO
grin
E DEY MAKE SENSE EHN...TRY SHOW BACK EARLY O!
ME STILL NA FLEXING TINZ, CHECKING OUT DEM PREETY AKWA IBOM GURLS WITH
MY BRITISH FLOWS TO GET EM LAID... grin
AKWA IBOM AYAYA!
AKWA IBOM ADO OK!
EMEDI O!
EMESIERE O!
Spot on.
Efere nkuwa tinz @ abak road...grin grin grin grin
and dia meat dey B̶̲̥̅̊i̴̴̴̴̴̴͡g ehn.. grin

Emedi o!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 2:51pm On Jul 30, 2013
PapiDShipCapt: mr charles shaw how ve u been?
A̶̲̥̅♏ good brah.....Tnx alot.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 2:37pm On Jul 30, 2013
Funmi_le_hot: heheheheh buh like seriously whats up with u guys and village things? grin
Charles Shaw's PPA is in no village buh the capital city of uyo where u have the longest flyover in africa duhh!.
#tongues out#
Akwa ibom ayaya!
1000 Kisssssssseeeeeess smiley H̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡w U̶̲̥̅̊ doing t̶̲̥̅̊ơ̇.̇day & how ur
D̶̲̥̅̊a̴̴̴̴̴̴͡y going??
NYSCRe: The Importance Of NCCF to corpers by CharlesShaw(m): 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2013
Okija_juju: NCCF.... grin

The poor corpers last hope.. grin

Nigga puuleeezzeee...

That group is an association of extremist Christians. So many goddamn
rules and regulations to follow..

You must wake at a certain time..
You must pray every morning with hem.
You must call their leader 'Papa'..
You must go into the bathroom fully dressed and come out fully dressed.
No fraternisation between both sexes of corpers.
'Papa' gets to drive the corp bus.
Mama and Papa most times are fuckmates..
Lmao..... quite true tho the truth is bitter but i won't say any sh!t to discredit the association in Akwa Ibom cos they came handy d day i left camp and was there for me durin my PPA ish which lasted for 3days.
I only moved out of the gadamn lodge immediately i was tru with my PPA ish cos i wanted a place of my own and cudnt stand anybdy/group limiting my freedom with some set rules.
All in all am grateful to the Association nd i love that family of God...
NYSCRe: The Importance Of NCCF to corpers by CharlesShaw(m): 11:24am On Jul 28, 2013
I belonged to NACC wyl in camp and they were very very supportive and
accomodating and i know it's same with NCCF.
They transported me out of camp to their family lodge, gave me
accomodation(tho i left on my own will after four days) they made provision for good food, assisted me in locating my PPA and registration stuffs and........................they showed much love to a young brother, tho i despised the limitation to my freedom, but the hospitality shown to me by my beautiful sisters in the lord was exceptional.
Best of dependable friends i made are from NACC.
NACC- corp members of christ.
Do u love this family? i love this family of God...!
God bless NACC
God bless NCCF.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2013
Gentlemen corp members Alawee don show in Akwa ibom! now awon boys can smile to mami grin grin grin
the line ain't much cos of the variety night bein sponsored by MTN and Guiness nigeria.
Not collected mine sha cos am still stuck up in my seat with sexy chics and real hommies @ pavillion.
Dancing competition(etighi) goin on nw.
Boooooooooty nd Big burrresssst shaking tinz.
More updates lerra.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:59am On Jul 12, 2013
Moooooooorrrrraalle, HIGH!!!!!!!!
'This is the way i wanted to be' joor.

Preparing for 9:00 sleep lecture.
See y'all @ night, Variety Night smiley.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 7:26am On Jul 12, 2013
Make dis pple try tidy d 19800 today o, make awon boys happy naa and smile their way to mami grin grin

Cnt wait to know my PPA, God purnish devil if am not posted to Eket.
Ife'anaru adiror easy o!
Abasi dey shaa..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 7:08am On Jul 12, 2013
G'mornin peeps...
Hang over tinz from las night's party @ mellows with funmi, the only 1 and uduak grin grin grin
Las night smoooosching was on point, sexy chics on bum shorts with big burreestss goin down low on me, nna ehn... uwa ke atogbuole onwe ya grin
Drinks wan finish me last night @ mellows: Red label, Night train, somany glasses of Baron.
Nwanne...ego agbadala o!

Farouk i c u...

Another groove tonight, Variety Night, can't wait... As e dey hot.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 9:42am On Jul 02, 2013
Porridge plantain tinz nd coke @ mami with The only 1 grin
E be like say na only chaow we come here to do shaa grin grin grin grin

Nothing sweet pass good food joor, even the much hyped toto sef, Lol
abi na toto sweet pass sef? Lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 6:02am On Jul 02, 2013
G'mornin peeps...

Parade Tinz

Nigeria will be wakin up by 6,
By 9 parade ends, na 2 go chaow Porride unripe plantain prepared with nchanwu nd pieces of small small fish @ mami sure pass dis mornin,
Akwa ibom women dey cook joor, the woman don too like me sef she's ready to prepare wateva i request nd asks me in advance grin grin
Sha i patronise her alot...

It neva shines in akwa ibom o! it rains nd rains and rains nd weather so cold always 'weather for two'.
see u guys lerra,

Nigeria will soon be wakin up, make dem no sieze my phone.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 11:43pm On Jul 01, 2013
Men today don be o!
I pray not to be obese by d time i leav ds camp cos am not in a hurry 2 lv atall, if possible they shd xtend it 4 me joor mek i dey enjoy dey flex dey go, life is 2 short joor, Ngwori tinz... As e dey Hot ! grin

Tonight's food @ maami was onpoint, 'White soup wit pounded yam nd a btl of Big stout 2 wash it dwn.
My first day of eatin 'White soup' sha.
Am gettin addicted to pepperd snail.
U won't biv hw many sticks of snail v eaten tru out today.
Those in Akwa ibom know d pepperd stick snail am talkin bout, the ones hawkd on parade ground dat gives u long throat grin grin

Ok, i ddnt know Etighi dance originated here nd is the official dance of Akwa Ibom peeps, If ur not dancing etighi here ur wrooooong, forget Azonto.

Yeah, today was HIV counselling nd testing nd FREE distribution of Gold Circle here in AK camp, err corper was given one.

Corper weeeeee! waaa!

Farouk jnr my digits r 08132134216

Lights out, G'nite all..

Fumi sweerie, G'nite.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 1:28pm On Jun 30, 2013
Sensual Man: LAST NIGHT FOR THE AIRTEL SHOW, ME, CHARLES SHAW, FUNMI AND MY CALABAR CHIC AND OTHER FINE FINE GURLS.
I NOTICED THAT ALL ATTENTION, EVERY CORPER AND EVEN SOLDIERS WERE ALL
CAPTIVATED BY THE AIRTEL SHOW, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION,
EXCUSED SHAW ND FUNMI, LEFT WITH MY BABE FOR A HIDDEN CORNER(I WON'T
TELL ANYBDY D PLACE UNLESS U WAN DO) grin
NA DIA I DEY SUCK ANRA NWANYI ASABA TIRE,
FEENGER TIRE BIAZIE JI AMU UKWUM TAKA SHIA THE KPEKUS FROM THE BACK
JOOR,

WHICH NAIJA BABE NO GO OPEN KPEKUS WEN THEY KNOW I BE JANDED GUY? cheesy grin
grin grin
RotfLmao Lwkmd grin grin grin grin correct man, no corner wey i no know o!
Las9t was it, the fun continues lerra 2 9t wit Airtel nd they promised to display d match b/w Brazil nd spain live on Large cinema screen d/afta the groove continues...

U dey parade ground?
Imagine kponmo Calista D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ ginger me she go write report to commandant against me if i dnt come 2 play football nw grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2013
Farouk senior: ..I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ platoon 10 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣
observ una..e be lyk dt una platoon commander Пφ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ smile 4
parade ground ooo...check out our oga witch nah..:-d grin wink
U weeeeeeennnnnchh!
Which state u come from? grin grin
Our platoon commander is a serious man naa das y we d best.
I miss days oga witch was commanding us shaa.
U D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ dull o, i stil neva see u till now even wen i dropd my number 4 u.
Hope ur feeding ur eyes wella with sexy okpekete's on bum shorts nd big burreest? grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 8:08pm On Jun 28, 2013
Uniquexty nd Nelly sweerie, the two rivers chic, how e be naa? As e dey Hot for camp grin
Porridge unripe plantain tinz @ mami, Nni akwor'aka sie grin Mellow foods precisely, where u go dey chao dey drink, dey bazz, dey watch large cinema screen dey interact with correct men.
Akwa ibom women sabi cook good food joor...

As e dey Hot... Removes head dress for today, make i see soja wey go ask of my head dress.

Akwa Ibom Ado Ok...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 7:14pm On Jun 28, 2013
nitane25: Charles ure clearly adjustin. bad00 abeg oh. breast and wat?
Lol, i easily adapt.
It wasn't fun on day1 nd day2 but we'r gettin' 2 know ourselves better in plattoon(9) nd goin 4 parade nw is fun more dan ever dat we do gags, jones nd cap ourselves.
Not upto 30mins we ended parade under the rain.
And chics in my platoon, not jus them, chics in Akwa ibom camp r too beautiful...
Cnt wait to rent my own house here joor, As e dey Hot !
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m):
Attended a lecture on:
#Security
#EFCC
#Facts about Akwa Ibom with Sensual man nd Funmi le hot.

I don collect my N1500 alawee since mornin nd the bar remain like N800.

Akwa Ibom is fun,
[s]lots of umu nwa with Big Breeeasst nd yansh[/s] grin U get 2 see d the whole projections clearly wen it rains like is rainnin heavily nw nd am havin d viewing pleasure of mine Codedly with my sun glasses.

I don work my PPA to Eket shaa, ufordu ndi amaror ife'anaruu joor!

It's rainning heavily nw nd we jus got driven out for parade under the rain, Sojas here r mean i must tel ya...

@m'corazon, errbody in AK camp is havin fun o esp @ nyt nd mor fun wn u meet gr8 peeps who enjoy d same tins u enjoy nd 'v actualy md friends wt gr8 peeps here.
I'v chaowd edikaikong with pieces of kponmo nd periwinkle naa but i nva chaw Afang soup yet smiley

Tuk i see u clearly, How Lag camp?

From urs truly, Badoo.
Reportin from Nsit Atai camp Akwa Ibom...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 11:51pm On Jun 26, 2013
If ur in Akwa Ibom camp nd u'v not eaten 'Native Soup' with goat meat ur sooo wroooooong! grin
yeah das wat they call it, 'Native Soup'.

Today's parade was sumtin else, we stood in the parade ground from 5a.m till 6.pm rehearsin.
Under the sun nd in the rain tinz. Thank God shaa for Red Cross wich stood by to resuscitate peeps.

Tommorow na 2 go salute my cult guy Akpabio joor...

Did evenning mami tinz with funmi le hot, she be comfirm 'Ajebo' nwa o i no go lie u wink

Tuk, m'corazon, An0nimus nd Nelly sweerie hope y'all catchin fun in the evenning? cos day time ain't fun, As e dey Hot... grin

Weather cold err night. Am kitted in cardigan now.

G'night peeps nd sweet dreams as i think about my camp sweet heart.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 5:04am On Jun 26, 2013
Naaannsense!
Aboki keep screamin out loud till u loose ur voice, mtshewwwwww ! I jus injure myself running sad
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 4:09am On Jun 26, 2013
Parade tinz on my mind...
If ur walkin ur wrong joor... grin
G'morn guys,
Akwa Ibom ado ok!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by CharlesShaw(m): 10:59pm On Jun 25, 2013
nellyquash: sweerie wadup? Flexin on point. I dey feeeeeeeel u. My girl was posted 2 ur camp oo. Enjoy smal smal oo as e dey hot!
Nelly sweerie i see u joor, As e dey Hot, no dulling at all in the land of mfonobong and co... Ife'ana aru adiror easy naa....... Nkwu ocha with ugba na abacha agworo agwo plus umu nwa gbalu ka saa...
Nwannem nwanyi enweor ifen'eme joor.....uwa bu ngwori noni grin
Enjoy Rivers camp joor

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