₦airaland Forum

Haha.
Man, it's obvious we're way too religious in this clime. The annoying stuff is our hypocritical way of life. Saying things that'll please the masses but they'll go into their closets and do the reverse. Man,my babes know that me love those pretty creatures on their chest af. Damn! I'd be lost without breast

okoroemeka:
I wonder why God created such a beautiful thing like breasts and this our religious charlatans will say that pressing and sucking breast is a sin,well if sucking breasts will take me to hell so be it,if you look very closely at a well formed breast,you will agree that baba God has many things in mind when it was created,and it is not meant for breast feeding alone.

Wahala everywhere for this false nation

Some good news at last.
Congrats to the family

Breast is life

The evil that men do...

If you never join banditry your on your own o
Life changing #100m just like that

Wahala dey this Nigeria o

Sho get

Arkmanbuddy:
You mean he'll soon be Ekweremadu(ed)?!

That's how the devil deceived his ppl with that prof rubbish. Deep down man lacks IQ for leadership

lexy2014:
Professor doesn't mean gentleman

That's the problem with this demented Ayade. He's the SI unit of incompetence. Someone doesn't want to join your league of evil doers you send hoodlums.

You go soon collect your new yam beatings

Even heaven suppose done tire for us

Wickedfact:
10 Nigerians disqualified yesterday, Nigeria's most decorated cop indicted today.

Oluwa, wetin dey occur?

Man,life is not that hard na.
Fun time with family is nice na.
You too dey vex

TarOrfeeek:
You are an overgrown full.


In this era of kidnapping and DSS abductions, you are playing silly games at 12 midnight.

Your wife should have poured hot water on you. Or better still konk some sense into you.

Nonsense

It's bout to go down

Man,thank you stars team jungle justice did not bring tires to the party,else

Talk bout long suffering
Good for him though.
Even his spirit is gon be in chains too

This world is obviously not my own

You must be the 'unholy' virgin mary

We're proud of you here in Tripoli, chief

Gadafii:
Girl : have you eaten today?

Me : no oo, I am too lazy to cook, being alone is not even funny at all, I will just drink garrri and sleep jare

Girl: awwww lazy boy, you are not hungry be that

Me : I am ooo, I even have food stuff but wo I no get energy to cook jare

Girl: lol, not that u can even cook oo.

Me: u dey whine me abi, if me and you compete for food challenge I will come 1st, 2nd and 3rd

Girl: mad, you that can't even boil water oo.

Me: oya when you go get time make you come around, no plenty talk(the ball is now in her court, she either keep it or serve it back, either way, she's on her way to my place when next she has the time,)

Girl: lol okay, next week, sha no cook poison for me(actually I know how to cook a lot).

She will come and I will cook for her, mostly spaghetti,rice,or indomie, I don't neccessarilly have to go down with her, but she knows my place and she will come when next I ask her to, she can hardly turn the offer down

Oshey, special home coming.
Hush can't take the fall all alone
He's snitched

Mhen,the US is just susceptible to these disasters. Hopefully they'll do the needful and move people

What! This guys now have short courses on terrorism and at the end they'll get certified. Yet we have NDA up North with them who can't do shit.
Can we just call it a day?

Yo man,I get your point. But we still have sane minds getting and staying married happily. Stuff is bout having respect for your partner and not being a liability to one.

Ayo2004:
Yes,it favours women while gullible men are dying early due to emotional and financial slavery,constant nagging,stress e.t.c

I once saw a video where a woman was asked her source of income and she said she was married.Can u imagine?

Also,in my area,a woman was embarrassing her husband in public.Why?he reduced her money for hair from 100k to 70k because of the Buhari economy and she was dragging, shouting and frustrating the man in public.Can u imagine?
Someone with hands and legs?

Men seriously need to shine eye

Rogues everywhere

It's a cold world out here.
RIp to the deceased

Who caused us in this part of the world?
*Spits

Funny you.
The last line though. So, the marriage institution should be scrapped abi

Ayo2004:
200k monthly is big money even for a celebrity(him still get him own source of income Sha) plus she most likely doesn't have a third of that $45m in cash(mostly properties and other assets) but u are right,they should have increased it to like 400k ..
Such news make me smile
What is good for the pen!s is also good for the pvssy

Honestly,don't see why people still marry but this guy is a real G

That's true sha but I believe she's still gon hustle more sha.

Idiotmod:
If she pays this for 30years it’s more that her worth

Wow.
I'm impressed
But it's small sha. Lady is worth over $45m

Hello OP,your case is really severe.
Cho Cho Cho go wound you

Shit,here we go again

Make we hear word,abeg