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Matrix13790:How do you explain to your kids that the bible said Adam and Eve sinned by eating the same fruit planted by God, after being deceived by the devil. And instead of destroying the devil at that spot, many years later, God had to send his son to die for us (which he was still brought back to life) as a ritual to undo the sins? What is the meaning of all these long protocol! |
This is where "shoot at sight" is most useful! |
How a lawyer became an aviation minister is still a miracle! |
diamond68:Then why did God plant the fruit in the garden so that Eve can eat it? That's where suffering began! So the bible has no rights to preach suffering it constituted! |
“No panic, I love London city, it is my city and nobody can do anything. Of all the people of colour you know here – pastors and leaders, I have survived everything.He thinks it's Nigeria, the shit hole where they do anything and go scottfree. “Let us just have fun as one family tonight and if I get into trouble like I do most times, my lawyer is there right on my table, so nothing can touch me”, Adegboyega said to the cheering audience.You can imagine the audacity, having fun with people's tithes and brag about your financial strength! He claims he spends his time working for the church, for which he is unpaid. He is entirely supported by Mary.He not only steals in the name of God, but also a serial liar. Anyways, those who still give another mere man money all in the name of giving it to God, sorry for you o. The format wey dem use hold you, naim dey sponsor their lavish lifestyle and you, a 65-year old fool would be busy calling a con master of 35 years "papa, daddy". I repeat, there is no righteous man on earth. As far as you are a human being, you are a prolific sinner! And both your papas and daddies are. They are fake, strategic and will keep milking you! If tithing and offerings was removed, no cash out means that many church will fall! Even the APC Christian church in Nigeria! Back to the issue on ground, do you know if this pastor comes to Nigeria with all these news of extortion, there are already-made fools ready to become his congregants here? I mean, didn't he know it's a financial blessing coming to Nigeria to continue? |
White cop are always seeing blacks as suspects with motives in anything they do.. |
Don't resist arrest, yes. Don't do illegal things, yes. But when you try to do legal things, and a legal constitutional body messes you up illegally just to extort you, my advice to you is simple. Prepare a comeback. Don't forgive anyone who beats you illegally. They keep doing it because they feel they would go scottfree because of how shitty the country is! Show them shitty too! They know the law is useless in Nigeria so far they are with the guns! They know you would never win legally! So by now you know your options! Respect the national uniform when in the office and don't fight back. After you are freed, make sure you locate them one by one when they are off duty and return the favour in tenfold. That's why it's very important to have a retentive memory. No one has the monopoly of violence! This is one of the beauty of the North! The armed forces DO NOT misbehave there. They only do so in the south. The northern people do NOT forgive! And I don't either. If as a policeman/soldier/or whatever the fck you are, how you treated me is off the books, I will bring Ugo C. Ugo to you when you are off duty too so you know how it feels to mess people up! It's not a threat; it's a promise. |
The most difficult job in Nigerian politics must be to defend Tinubu and the APC. |
Ricekimoni group of companies say make we chop rice, say na rice we come chop for earth. Normally, e no suppose better for anyone supporting a bad govt. |
Make hypertension no kpai Wike o. This gbasgbos is too much for the drunk. |
It's high time guns are legalised and approved for everyone in Nigeria. Some nonsense will reduce. Because even armed robbers these days are dressed like EFCC. If guns were approved, when I was robbed the other time, I am sure they would have been a bodybag to drag the pastard. |
Aboki99:What rage? I'm not a Christian. What I said is the truth and it is what it is. If it pains you, let it pain you more. I guess you have nothing to say again.. |
But Whatsapp, Facebook etc., spies on us despite lying it's end-to-end encrypted. |
Godblessme1:I'm no Christian. So your narrative should be directed to Christians... I subscribe to do me I do you. |
Buhari Lucifer must be arrested. The demon doesn't deserve free oxygen. |
Execution. |
The only thing they know to do is to conquer the "infidels." |
Tinubu is mentally blind. Can a blind man lead another blind? No! |
Because they feel the right education has something to do with speaking the English language and not the mother tongue. It's bad stereotype. |
Abi this hardship no dey touch some people? |
A lot of people enjoy sycophants around them because it massages their ego. |
Actually, it will still taste the same. |
The most difficult job for Malta refinery owners and croonies are to make it look like they have stopped importing fuel from their depot. |
RandDigital:I am not your father. |
Seasonal folklores. |
Good development is good to hear. |
Nice. But we don't have a govt. We only have embezzlement committee of friends.. |
Have you tried pricing one bag of rice in the market before typing all this rocket science?
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Ok, nice. Create more jobs. People who are available to work are available.. |
This news apart, I'm thinking about why we buy overused aircrafts and announce it in the country as new ones. Damn |
I have no pity for politicians whatsoever.. You are free to tag me as I am free to snub you. |
Christianity is a White's man tradition too. All na traditions. |
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