₦airaland Forum

Hi,
I wouldn't really think I am coping. I'd rather say I am surviving.


So let's do this again...


Hello fellow survivors, how e don bi?

Please this post has no regards to the incarnates who support a bad govt of any kind. I don't care whether the person is your father, uncle, tribesman or whether the person is YOU. If you have a problem with this post, DM me let's meet and fight.

Back to my sapastle...

On electricity and fuel generator, my solar system I bought when things were cheaper has been a life saver as though to a drowning child.

These days, you don't need a timetable for food. The food times you whenever it comes without a traffic delay.

On transport, the interval and way my eyes rotates between the road paths and the fuel gauge could be added to the CV as a professional security role in a security job.

I was also robbed recently and I could tell you for a fact that if those robbers were ever caught, I'd be glad to apply for the hangman's role. I mean, chief you and I dey suffer, why you come rob me cart away my devices? That's you time-travelling me to six years ago. I don't even want to talk about how inconsiderate the NPF was during the police report..

Anyways, couple of days ago, I misplaced my ₦200 and I had to trek back to look for it. I convinced myself the only reason I went back was because it was a newly minted note. The hidden gem was actually because that money bi like ₦200k that moment. The currency has a special place in my heart.

Since I am a freelancer, I work from home ..but shuttle to my other places of business, and trust me when I say that the leg is a gift from God.

Wifey has been very supportive too.. I mean, what could I have done without her this period where even mamaput prices are for the knights and Nobel men? Or visiting Crunches and Chicken Republic ? When I no bi Arthur Pendragon!

Nigeria is in an all time pain. You'll be working hard but it's like you are hardly working. And if you don't get a dollar gig where you can convert to Naira, you are left with a murmur of lamentations for yes, the Naira is valueless in Nairaland.

Whenever I am closing my gate, I happen to hear a child always cry to its mother...clearly hunger. Oga, abi you no know things don hard? I mean, this child would cry until he begins to ingest the balls of catarrh coming down like waterfalls down his face like the six-lane Epe expressway. Out of pity at a point, I shared my last card, giving the sum directly to the boy, of course in the presence of his fam. I forgot sth at home and when I returned, they had cooked jollof rice. The aroma was so nice that if not for home training, I could have been beseeching them for a fetch. 😋😋 The next day, the small boy now comes around the gate to wait and I try to roger with whatever I got...but had to make long stops later because I was naw becoming afraid to visit my gate again if I had nothing to offer. Small chief, no bi so naw. Na so you dey do? Why you dey threaten me?

And those saying Buhari's era was better. Don't angry me! Buhari's era was hard! Tinubu's era is harder! There's no betterment being ruled by misery!

The Air Conditioners in my house are basically for aesthetic designs these days. My DSTv may be filled with webs, who knows? I buy shared logins for Netflix and other subs I need. My 365 Personal I bought last year is still active. Thank Almighty I had paid fully for the Windows Activation and bought all tools last year on annual subscription. What I fear is its expiration.

A bag of rice I bought days ago was ₦100k, and I am also using it as a gym equipment. I can't pay ₦100k and tolerate its idleness.


Since I also sell shoes, I have also acquired newer skills on maintaining one slippers for longer periods.


It's a Corolla, baby. So don't be surprised to see me in the park as your special bolt driver to anywhere in Nigeria. Just you, air condition, and your money you will give you me for your service.

Omo, wetin I wan talk? With the way agents are renting people's houses eh! How can rent be "₦600k, caution ₦100k, Tenant agreement ₦100k, agent fee ₦250k, settle me with what you have." You could have kuku bring your gun and killed me naw, pastard.

That's what you get when you talk too much instead of imprisoning Ikpeazu, and the Kalus who were semi Idi Amins of Abia State.

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More so, when there is an EFCC's raid, everyone within the scene is mostly apprehended with evidence, without evidence, judged by dressing, judged by fashion, judged by flamboyance...and they are very interested in emptying all your gadgets (which you may never see again )...and if you cannot pay the bribe on the spot, you are whisked away.


Even if you prove your legitimacy, you must still pay the bail bribe! And I'm not talking some few thousands! Unless you have some high ranking personalities to press release buttons on your behalf..


Those gadgets, who gets to use them after all? The arrestee doesn't anymore. So Mr Arrester, does it not make you more of a criminal if you use it?


I don't even want to talk about those they beat on the spot and try to coerce into submission!

I also don't wanna talk about how they barge in with no difference between a robber and their mode, as though taking words from the bible literally when it said "..it will come like a thief in the night "



If the EFCC is this corrupt, who is there to report to? Don't say the police..have you ever heard where they call sinners and mention the devil?

I'm eager to know: what actually is the criteria for revealing suspects' faces by the EFCC? Because most times, esp when foreigners are caught, the don't reveal their faces. But they do to nationals. Other times, they are told to be snapped faced back. ..I mean on the same degree of crime.

Do some enjoy better immunity than others? Does the law respect other people other than the "cant-be-arrested politicians" we already know?

I'm eager to know: what actually is the criteria for revealing suspects' faces by the EFCC? Because most times, esp when foreigners are caught, the don't reveal their faces. But they do to nationals..I mean on the same degree of crime.

It's what you are paid to do. You aren't doing no one a favour. Keep doing your job.

By the way, Apostle Chibuzor of OPM seems to always want to be in the news for likes, shares, retweets, and praises...seeking media validation all the time.

Will prayers unalive the corrupt politicians?

Any pastor in Nigeria advising prayership as a recourse to Nigeria's problem is part of the problem. That pastor trying to hoodwink you dines with the politicians who deceive you.

All talks always. You had one job to do when you led Nigeria as vice and you didn't.

Unlikely..what's really the connection between a car and going to gym classes! What's the relationship! How close did you get!

Even if it's ₦100, it's your money and must be reversed.

Omaefe:
You lie, what is yur definition of a failure, this man is the reason Buhari regime was a bit fair compared to the shege yu are in now. always say the truth when yu see one.

Nothing was good about Buhari and Osibanjo..

RoadMozart:
Give us your list of successful vice presidents

1. Nobody.
2. Nobody.
3. Number 1.
4. Number 5.
5. Nobody.

Flangelo12:
Obi's avenue is breweries.

Yes.

Both of them should be in jail.

It's fair but no quantity of English expression can diminish the fact that e go still chop you money via bills.

Whenever I'm driving like Vin Diesel and I pass a hospital or a mortuary on the road, I automatically take a break off the gas pedal. I no wan die.🥹

That besides, as a Nigerian, if you still meet pastors to pray for you, your own don bi. You are incurable and will keep being used.

Irrelevant from a failed vice president.

No one is actually unstoppable.

Another avenue for Bulaba to increase his networth.

LordIsaac:
Thry come to my dm on fb to scam me, not knowing I'm a thorougbred Nigerian baby. How do I know they're scammers? From the way they greet me! They claim they are Americans, yet, they ask "how was your night?!" To which I reply, "I know it's you brother...e nor easy here too!" Oftentimes, they cease communications immediately.

And saying "sorry" every now and then..

Trump can't actually do anything in a rigged election in Nigeria..

Trolling you.

I see say you don chop afternoon food na why these thoughts dey appear

Transformers don't generate electricity!

Alliswell248:
A kid with zero home training.

I pity your parents....

They are fed up with you....

They regretted birthing you...

What has home training to do with calling false prophets what their are?

Formation10:
they fine problem for yourself,when it comes dont start looking for them to pray for you

Lol.

You can pray for yourself. Their prayer means nothing.

Igando Sarah Abraham..

The curse following the position is massive too.

That the con man is still alive and walking freely is a crime in itself; a fail in the judiciary!

shortgun:
He's a false prophet too, just like Rev. Fr.Mbaka who said God told him Buhari will bring prosperity to Nigerians

Mbaka is a politician...no iota of God in him.