₦airaland Forum

Hackerman4745:
Do you want to thank me now or later

Thanks but I'll stick to my good old ways..

Didn't know chicken were defeathered by roasting though...I only knew the hot water process.

What's the fetish thing ontop the vehicle for?

This was also in existence in 2005 thereabouts tho.

squash47:
This na fake story ma guy

You are free to your opinions tho...doesn't have to matter to my story.

Have you had these kinds of people in your life before?

Have you had this kind of acquaintance before?

So there's this guy who's an only son and has been through thick and thin. I knew him from where I had worked before. In fact, he was a gardener. I worked in the admin. The company didn't pay pretty much so everyone was managing...so how much more a gardener? They were paid between ₦15k to ₦22k.

Half bread is better than none, they say.

So I believe that these gardeners will seize any good opportunity they get.

And this particular guy did.

His aunt in Abuja seemed to care and secured him a dry cleaning shop (fully furnished with the basic amenities and even industrial utilities). During this period, chairman locked up and was balling. It was a good thing.


Fast forward to two years later. He came to me looking all worked out, hungry and all that.. and as you can guess, he came with stories. In fact this was when I knew he had a dry cleaning shop. He was big then that he had an apprentice working for him.

What happened to you then?


He narrates:

"Omo eh, it's a long story." (He then narrates how he left the being a gardener to owning the dry cleaning shop).

Eh hen, so what happened naw?

"So how it happened is that the person I bought the shop from contacted me." (This was when I also knew someone was running the shop before and he bought it from him. The full shop with equipment).

"The person contacted me make I come Benin say he go teach me work (yahoo yahoo). I had to sell my shop to my apprentice for ₦250k so I go fit dey fresh pull the journey. I also bought fairly used laptops."

(₦250k? Omo..is this boy sensible at all?).

"So me and my guy pulled up Benin. I bought a lappy for him too. As we pulled up, we met the guy, bought drinks and relaxed the night with two ash for me and my guy . And the guy also made us book for all of them."


All of them? Like how many?

"Like 12 boys o. Plus the room we lodged was ₦50k for me and my friend and also lodged one Deluxe room for that my guy wey say en go teach us work. Omo Na so we dey sleep those guys come meet us say make we buy them drinks so that in the morning we go begin go HK. I paid for the drinks. In fact I paid for everything cos the guy wey follow me come no carry money.

So in the morning, we were all dressed up and met them in the room they said we should wait. Before you know what's up, Timberland boys just bounced in along with that my guy wey wan teach us work on and collected all we had. Even the wristwatch, new shoes we bought, baggy jeans, big polo and laptops. Omg, na so we begin beg. We begged until the guy wey say make I come asked them to leave ₦10k for us from the remaining money with me. They collected everything. And they drove us out wearing shorts and singlets (jersey attire). Na so we begin trek just to reach tarred road so we go enter Keke go park begin come back immediately. When we got to the park, we don already pay for ticket na so some other group of boys waylaid us for park still come collect the remaining ₦7k for our hand. Same boys wey do the first one."


(Omo me don laugh tire by now).

.....

Lol. So what do you plan to do now?

"Omo, sir, I don't know what do to o. I was thinking if I go fit go meet that my apprentice."


..oh, you want to see if he'll sell the shop back to you?


"No o. Like I wan see if e go fit take me as apprentice for the time being."



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Wtf .. Omo, Na so I take pursue am comot my shop. Which can foolishness be this.

In Nigeria, it's to showoff. Na why dem must always put am wear camera go snap am

Nice.


Officially, dey thief. That's the motto in Nigeria.

DevilsEqual:
That's the real reason Nature made us make and female
The primary aim is continued existence of our species and that's only possible via mating which is most basic reason both genders come together

Do you reproduce anytime you have sex?

Apart from Tinubu being a failure, the biggest failures are governors.

₦12.5bn gone to padipadi govt sharing formula and personal pockets.

POLITICS means doing anything possible to retain power, even if it means selling your people out for ministerial position and relevance.

Eriggadune:
Not really. But sex is important from my experiences so far. Not just sex but brutal sex.

Nice.

Let's hope your sis’ bf has the same mentality too. It has to be brutal.

So you monitor every travel he makes? Or travels that come to him?

₦155bn gone to personal pockets.

That's to say relationship is all about sex?

Person wey don register her print on the phone.

I thought they stopped these night operations?

Omo, if you carry gun enter estate for night, men go feel you bi robber...btw, aren't that what they are?

I love these kinds of news.

When dude is done with the country, the chassis wouldn't even be bought a scrap.

Bots are on the forum again. The first two posters are bots.


@seun

Punch News says it's GAC. Here says David

It can't work for me. I know the quantity of a painter and I take anything that goes into my mouth seriously so I'd be there watching.

En don finally comot hand from country problem.

More like Christianity is shying always from war. But in the Bible, many wars occurred to maintain peace.

These people kill Christians and tag blasphemy and their religious heads don't comment on it. But a fracas and look at what's happening!


War is the reason for peace.

onome2013:
God will deliver her like the Hebrew women

God?

Dey play.

The govt is actually working harder to convict yahoo boys than providing jobs for soon-to-become yahoo boys.

I didn't say anything was wrong yet but when will the yahoo men who defraud a whole country be convicted and executed? Or is it only yahoo boys who defraud individuals that deserve judgement?

Nigeria is a lady without dignity. Her choice of attire, to please the selected those who call the tunes.


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How are you Nigeria?

The government's crusade, a curious plot,
Convicting "yahoo boys" with fervent zeal,
While job creation, a forgotten thought,
Leaves youth with limited options to steal.

The scales of justice, unbalanced it seems,
Swiftly punish small-time frauds, a public show,
Yet the mighty swindlers, who plunder regimes,
Elude the noose, their crimes left to bestow.

Is it only the weak who face the blade?
While the powerful, their misdeeds untraced?
A system that favors the elite's charade,
Where true justice is forever displaced.

When will the reckoning come for all deceivers?
Or are the "yahoo boys" mere convenient scapegoaters?

Imagine dem say a white man died for the sins of a black man. The first big lie told in history.

Church is business.

Make this man rest abeg.

Business centre.