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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 5:43pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
my people can Dubai reject tourist visa for someone is 30 years old based on age that is what an agent said and he said the only option is to apply through fly Dubai. please, I want to know the implications of applying through fly Dubai? hope it will not affect getting a job? thanks |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 6:22am On Aug 21, 2016 |
nattybanta:thanks my chairman |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 8:22pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
my people, how can I get cheap accommodation in Dubai per month and it is compulsory that you must booked for hotels from Nigeria before going with three months tourist visa? because, I saw it on nairaland that the immigration officers asked for evidence of booked hotels? |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 9:10pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Godiloveu:thanks a lot my sister. I really appreciate your concerned |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 11:09am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Teeboy22:thanks |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 8:08am On Aug 12, 2016 |
good morning house, please which website can use to track my visa using my application number? I applied on 3rd of August and my visa is not out yet and am concerned but I have the application number and I want to track it myself. thanks |
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by chatwithjide(m): 7:22am On Aug 11, 2016 |
chrisaham:chairman, kindly give me details please, am coming on Monday. I will be leaving Lagos on Sunday. any information kindly share it here. thanks |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by chatwithjide(m): 3:19pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
good afternoon house, I just came across this thread to today. I want to apply for work and study in Canada and am a graduate of philosophy and I just finished my masters in public administration this month but, the certificate will be ready in January or February. please, what program can i apply for? what is the cost for visa? and other information I will be needing because, i will be applying by next week. thanks |
Nairaland / General / Re: Things Are Not The Way They Seem. by chatwithjide(m): 9:47pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
you are welcome!!! |
Nairaland / General / Things Are Not The Way They Seem. by chatwithjide(m): 9:13pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Note: A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure. What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent on errand with his boss's car! Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him for not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work. What Rosemary didn't know was that Jane's husband's car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside! Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years. What she didn't know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted! Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create yours and use it. Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better but bitter. If you know the sort of load the chameleon carries, you would'nt ask why it takes those gentle strides. So, enjoy what you have and be grateful for it. Pass to everyone on ur list to learn from other mistake! Not all that glitters are gold, live and be happy with what you have, everyone is going through one thing or the other, God Bless you all. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairabet Interview by chatwithjide(m): 8:16pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
is it for logistics manager or what post please? |
Investment / Re: Free Mini Importation E-books For 5 Nairalanders by chatwithjide(m): 9:09pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
chatwithjide@gmail.com |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uber Driver Wanted by chatwithjide(m): 8:36pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
is there opportunity for hire purchased? am interested. or 25% |
Nairaland / General / Who Killed Him!!! by chatwithjide(m): 1:23pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
"On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of
Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound
to the head.
Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building
intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect
indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a
shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him
instantly.
Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety
net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect
some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have
been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person, who sets out to
commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the
mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as
committing suicide."
That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but
probably would not have been successful because of the safety
net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide
on his hands.
In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast
emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They
were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a
shotgun.
The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he
completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the
window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the
attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B".
When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his
wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the
shotgun was unloaded.
The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his
wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder
her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an
accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the
old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to
the fatal accident.
It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial
support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use
the shotgun , loaded the gun with the expectation that his father
would shoot his mother.
Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of
the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for
the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist.
Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald
Opus.
He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his
attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump
off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a
shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window.
The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner
closed the case as a suicide. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lastma by chatwithjide(m): 3:08pm On May 21, 2016 |
not yet. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lastma by chatwithjide(m): 10:11am On May 21, 2016 |
good morning my people, can anyone confirmed to us that a list have been pasted to civil service commission for the successful candidate of lastma job and the number of names pasted too so that we can come and check and I am presently in abuja and I can't spend a lot of money to come to Lagos for nothing. or can someone help me to check my name on monday please Adeoye Babajide Oluwaseun. thanks may God bless you all. |
Nairaland / General / What Is God Saying??? by chatwithjide(m): 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2016 |
So help me God. She is always at the church premises by 6am wearing some faded jeans, an old T shirt and some slippers. She always comes to clean the chapel and arrange the seats. For six years she has never missed a single Sunday coming to clean the place. On this faithful day a young man walked into the chapel while she was still cleaning. He went and sat down watching as the lady cleaned. He was impressed that a lady who looked quite good even in the old cloths and a scarf over her hair could be so dedicated to her work in church. He thought within himself that this was an unfortunate lady who probably had not gotten anyone to take care of her schooling and now she would probably be an orange seller or some petty trader struggling to make ends meet. He watched and within his heart he felt he now knew what God wanted him to do. When he had felt a compulsion to come very early to church he had not understood but now he thought he did. He went back to his car and took out two 50 cedis notes and when the lady finished her work and was about to leave he called her and commended her for her service and gave her the notes. She respectfully declined the gift but he insisted pressing it into her hands. He asked if she lived close by or if he could go drop her so she would not be late. She thanked him and told him that her car was nearby, but he did not comprehend or even try to understand what she had just said. He walked her out determined to find out all he could about this lady that God wanted him to help change her level. They walked out of the chapel with him telling her where he worked and how God had asked him to come early to church that day and how he believed God is directing him to help make a big difference in her life. He was so busy talking he had not realized they had walked directly to a car parked under some trees in the parking lot. The car made his one year old Benz look like a worn out wheel barrow. The lady opened the driver’s door stepped in and handed over her card to the man and said, “I believe God sent you here for a purpose, but I do not think it was to change my level, May be it was to change yours.” I am tempted to say it took a forklift to shut the young man's mouth and move him from the place he was glued to as the lady drove off. God had a purpose for bringing him to church that morning and that purpose was to teach him humility which he learnt well because now two people always clean the chapel when everyone fails to show up. Many times we think so highly of ourselves that where God sends us to learn we go trying to teach. We may be men created in the image of God but at one time ants shall be the professors seeking to impart knowledge to us only if we are humble enough to learn. Stay blessed, be humble, trust and obey. |
Nairaland / General / Direction Please!!!! by chatwithjide(m): 8:29pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
how can I get to BRITISH COUNCIL, 20 THOMPSON AVENUE, IKOYI, LAGOS. from Ikorodu? thanks May God help you. |
Nairaland / General / How To Opt Out Of All MTN Useless Adverts!!! by chatwithjide(m): 9:53am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Finally, MTN listened after so much had been FINED on them by NCC. To opt out of all MTN useless adverts, dial *123*5*4# and follow the instructions. No more 32043, 33070, 5010, 4100, etc. Especially Isa49v........ Only Bank Credit Alerts. Save a life today by sharing. It is real because i just opted out of MTN mobile advertising! Thanks for the info |
Nairaland / General / Empowerment For Ikorodu People by chatwithjide(m): 5:06pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Lagos state youth volunteers will be having a short empowerment program. In regards to the above all coordinators are to come with 5 members for this program and they are to come with there CV. We will also be hosting the representatives bank of industry and ministry of wealth creation. The ministry had been scheduled for Thursday 11 February 2016. if you are in ikorodu and you are interested let me know. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Emfrica Air Cargo Logistics Training by chatwithjide(m): 11:27am On Jan 17, 2016 |
how can I get to local airport from ikorodu? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Emfrica/greater Washington Air-cargo Logistics : Applicants Come In Here!! by chatwithjide(m): 11:26am On Jan 17, 2016 |
how can I get to local airport from ikorodu? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: EMFRICA Air-cargo Logistics Training by chatwithjide(m): 11:25am On Jan 17, 2016 |
how can I get to local airport from ikorodu? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: EMFRICA Air-cargo Logistics Training by chatwithjide(m): 6:39am On Jan 10, 2016 |
I got the invite for the clearance too. do you know how to get to the venue from ikorodu? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Emfrica Air Cargo Logistics Training by chatwithjide(m): 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
who else received email concerning the clearance on Wednesday? and how can I get to the venue from ikorodu? thanks in advance. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Lagos State Civil Service by chatwithjide(m): 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
I have applied too but, I want to know if we have to print out anything? 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Lagos State Civil Service by chatwithjide(m): 8:05am On Jan 09, 2016 |
please, has anyone been able to apply for the job? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Lagos State Civil Service by chatwithjide(m): 11:29pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
please, I want to know if anybody has registered using laptop or computer? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Lagos State Civil Service by chatwithjide(m): 3:10pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
please, someone that has laptop or computer should try it and tell us. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment By Lagos State Civil Service by chatwithjide(m): 1:05pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
it is not opening on phone. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Emfrica Air Cargo Logistics Training by chatwithjide(m): 8:36pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
please, who is going for the clearance on Wednesday? |
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