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here is mine,after closing from work,i helped my boss with something and didn't notice it was really late,and there was no way i could sleep at my work place,i trekked from my company to the main bus stop and it took me about 8mins to get there,lo and behold everywhere was like a desert and there was news at the time that a ritualist den was busted recently,so i stood there at the stop even though i knew i wouldn't see a fly much less a bus en route my destination,this was almost 12:30am o! i just prayed a short prayer in my heart and just few minutes after praying one of my neighbour who was a bus conductor saw me and shouted my nickname i hated so much "dongoyaro! dongoyaro!!",i don't know why but at that moment,that name he called me sounded so nice it brought tears of joy to my eyes,so there i was stranded in the middle of nowhere at a very odd time of the day when bus drivers were already closed for the day and i didn't just see a bus,i entered a bus that took me to the entrance of my house,miracles do happen,

no be the juliet wey dem dey press her yansh upandan be dat?

xo too much money can make me mumu like dis,WOW

top celebrities my foot,but see d boobs for that first pix like table~tennis bat.

diwan no just fine @ all

wizkid should have gotten this sooner

i thought it was a time machine

sarrki:
My own be say

I'm so tribalistic so much that if I see a non Buharist Yoruba drowning and a Buharist from another tribe drowning, I will quickly rescue the Buharist, I will then go and eat eba and okra to get more strength, take paracetamol and sleep for like 6hrs and then quickly rush with immediate alacrity to go and rescue the second man that is drowning....

even while you are being senseless,you are still making no sense.

Bleep one of her friend or maybe rival,let her dance on your pr**k and make sure you put it on a tape,then send it to her.

this lady has been on vacation for the last five years,all dese 9ja actresses,just star in 2 or 3 films,display their dangerous curves on instagram and gbam!! they become small girls with the biggest gods,

117 million chai,diswan times five ghana population o

is it the cancer in the nigerian government,because if na dat one them go waka from here reach israel.

this is a very nice pix o,so op where is the nude pix jare

davido fanz wunt like dis news

fine kpikin

EliteBeautyBlog:
Lol I think the apology is more Childish than the initial act itself

GBAM!! you just hit the head on the nail

theoldpretender:
What no names?

Mission terminated. Repeat Terminated.

you dont terminate missions,you abort them.

more baby mamas to your elbow

e be like say dis guy don master her body for bed,when a guy knows the mathematical equation to fucking a lady,na death do una part be dat o,abi una neva watch ACRIMONY.

Rihanna:aunty come and tell kim k o,she is tapping my work

thats good,lets hear it so that this useless STEW will die down a bit

see as the yansh be like soya beans colour

wizkid suntin, Sex Tiwa Every Week STEW

amaniro:
only broke people are this pained.

guy i'm happy today abeg,no come spoil my mood,how your family dey,hapi sunday

amaniro:
Why do you wanna see my profile, it's still no excuse to type eloquently.

so you asking me to keep to a rule didn't know you were breaking one by asking for someone else's personal info,make i show you my gf pix so that you use masturbate yosef to death abi.

amaniro:
Please learn to spell correctly, it's a rule in nairaland.



Back to the topic, Can we see your girlfriend?

please can we at least see your profile picture,MR AUTO-CORRECT

buchilino:
GUY INSTEAD OF ABUSING HER, PITY HER. D BIBLE SAYS, MY PPLE PERISH COS LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. CLEARLY SHE LACKS KNOWLEDGE.

the world has cleary revolved,and whites are respecting the blacks cos of our outstanding achievements,they've come to terms with the fact that we need each other,and for a 16yr old girl who clearly knows notin about how the world works shows this she is saying has been quite a topic during family dinners,she's just their ambassador.

but truly speaking,she nor fine na,just make up and make over tinz plus xtra package

trust me bitch,the black community doesn't recognize you,we have enough of our own making us proud as it is

God bless this food o lord for christ sake amen,jesus come and eat satan go away,clap for jesus shame for satan

because him be "johnny mad dog"