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Shugavee:
My strong will n confidence. This is what I want them to inherit,,,

I don’t want them to be stubborn like me... I no Dey hear word

e get girl wey dey hear word?

Queenrabella:
Can you expantiate because if I understand you clearly, let me just put a disclaimer that I’m not about money. In fact I’m quite the opposite, flash money in my face and that’s a big turn off for me tbh

hmmmmn,just hmmmmn

idiots,GOD has not manufactured the thunder that will strike you people.

Abbeyme:
Exactly

Ronaldo ran out of Laliga simple because he can't continue to pursue the success of GOAT Messi all the days of his life..

and here we go again

anything you say or do shall be used against you in the court of law

see as them use stick support am like plantain tree

come to 9ja,you will see thousands of men that will even gada mind to slap your yansh self

No girl can dump me.... I am just too good for them, and I don't dump any of them either, trust no niggas have more bitches, keep the right mind!!!

MUMU

highqueen:
fall what?

not every lady is lame to una antics.

come off it jare,even chimamanda adiche your high priestess of feminism fall for those lines sef.

mine happened inside a church,as i'm even typing rite now i have an erection.

i cant swear a blood covenant with my babe,i'll be dead in less than 24hrs,my preek no dey stay one side.

DD/MM/YYYY the other ones can be very confusing

i prefer my dad's beating abeg,as for my mum,dat 1 is no longer beating,its something else.

NwaAmaikpe:



Who dash this one king?
I can bet on my balls that he can't speak Yoruba half as fluently as me.
I dare him and other folks here who think they can speak Yoruba to quickly say;

"Mo ra dodo n'Ido, mo je dodo n'Ido.
Mo wa f'owo dodo pa mo ni dodo n'idodo n'ido."

non-stop 6 times.
Holla at me if you can.

With that said;
I honestly wish I and that his wife on his right could do a little of Olamide's "Mo je dodo".

the way you swiftly come up here with these your rotten comments on nairaland baffles me,i usually got angry but now i'm impressed

if u think u have heard funny names,then u've not met jehovah's witnesses,one out of every three of them has a very very very funny name,you will hear names like BITTERNESS,LONG SUFFERING,HONOUR JEHOVAH,TRUST,the one that almost killed me recently was when a girl introduced her self as WATCHTOWER,me and my guys just stylishly excused ourselves to a quiet corner and laughed our brains out.

oshey wizzy,dat boi don jam bread and butter

i know that it is bad example when i saw the topic

highpriestess:
I have tested electric wire that's not with current.

but I haven't tasted sperm.
gonna try it on you.

u said dat u heard it tasted like electric wire,xo who's d other person who has actually tasted electric wire and sperm?

then u have to fulfill your prophesy my man.

what if bobrisky falls in love with a lady,what will you call that?

Nogodye:
lol...do you want it?

tithe against poverty

Callmeangelbb:
Let me see anybody that will say garri is for poor people again !!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhuhRgPHEmf/?hl=en

so,will d garri bring back d stolen maze,or take back buhari's words calling "nigerian youths lazy"?

Nogodye:
Truth or not, i still pay my tithe and i will continue to pay.Take it or leave it,can't trade away the blessings that follows...#ALivingTestimony

how much is ur tithe dat u are shouting sef

izzou:
So you just let me dey waste my battery baa?

or we can just continue with our brawl

izzou:
My point is, it was her recommendation that got her son a seat for the test and interview

If it was the rich, would you have said the same? You still haven't answered

I have no issue with the son or the job. I'm happy for them. But the lower class always feel cheated if it was the other way round

I'm sure if her son was sidelined and someone else was taken based on recommendation, she would have cried to God. But here she is, doing the same

Hope you get my point?

And if you don't, please don't quote me again. My hand is paining because you still don't understand

nope,got ur point 4rm ur very 1st post,was just messing around wit u

izzou:


Awwwnn.. Cry baby


Maybe there was someone else qualified for the job, but because his mum works there and recommended him, that person becomes jobless

Did you think about that? No

Like I said, if it was Folorunsho Alakija or Kema Chikwe that got a job for their children, you will not type "GOD BLESS OUR MOTHERS" but CORRUPTION, MAN-KNO-MAN, CONNECTION and any other phrase we all know

So like I said, go play with your sand. Don't try to be emotional all around me. What I typed is what it is

what's your point exactly,did you miss the part where it said she is a CLEANER that recommended her son,who sat and passed the interview?

izzou:
That why it's my mouth



You can now continue playing with your sand

people like you dont appreciate good news meant for others.

izzou:


But if the woman was very rich, and she recommended her son for a job, una go still shout say Na CONNECTION AND MAN-KNOW-MAN


God bless our mothers

u just had to open ur damned mouth and spoil the mood sha.

it was when one of my close buddy died on my back on the way to the hospital.

new memes especially that third pics

d aboki dat adjusted the trouser did not slim it well