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who else if not jesus christ,i wish i was there when he gave "the sermon on the mount",and how he managed to speak to thousands of people without the use of microphones and speaker.

we are 4 boys in our house,all grown up now,but i remember growing up,mehn we tormented my mother,mehn she literally ran mad because of our troubles,we frustrated her to the point that she took a break from us to her village for 2 weeks ,but ran back home cos she missed us as fu*k.

Shugavee:
he cant say such

yeah,i think so,he cant

Shugavee:
it's fine

its just dat,it has been a wonderful and life~changing week for me.

Shugavee:
sorry boy, i hv a man

am so sori,neva meant to be rude

SoapQueen:
Scented, cutting-edge dishwashing soaps. I have my marketing strategy

yeah can see the campaign

Shugavee:
sorry boy, i hv a man

hmmm boy huh?

SoapQueen:
My baby is here on Nairaland.

ok,what kind of soap do u sell and how do u plan to expand?

Shugavee:
nope I can't

lets not waste time,lets hook up,i need a gf.

SoapQueen:
Sorry dear, Nope. I have someone in my heart .

You can buy my soaps.Thanks.

i know it jesus,cos he is in my heart too.

SoapQueen:
Have you seen the movie; 'The Shape of Water?". Enough said...

dis one fine o,can i toast u?

no wonder he is always hiding her face

Successvibes11:
Did I tell you i'm advertising anything
Isn't roman goddess pic enough for you?

xo we dat sat down here jejely and u came to us about your product,but u dnt want us to even see the brand,we are foolish abi? ok me too i have boobs that are very pointy,but i wunt show anybdy

shey you still have her number sha,me dat is head of my department

all these kind sickness wey doctor no go fit identify where the problem dey come from,"money sickness"

i am returned

Lonestar124:
Your writing skill is not commendable as your picture....pls resolute in your English writing before making erroneous mockery on one chosen lifestyle.

awon temi ni auto correct,it is ones chosen lifestyle oga

Pepsi101:
You shouldn't be sorry,rather you should go for surgery(pussy reconstruction), cos you might slip and fall into your pussy and break your neck

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,una wan kii me 4 here oooo!!make una pity d babe na,she sef,she go use knock out find pesin wey carry grenade trouble

Nigeria that will win world cup,nobody go see draw,mo we catch dat argentina again and u pple will be convinced

barallanee:
Is my bf nt supposed to b my bestie Why wuld I have a bf and claim to have a bestie... It means I Dnt like his company.. Cut d bestie crap.

you will not understand my dear,i also have a female bestie and we Bleep regularly,infact we bleeped today.

the day i will never forget was the day i went to check my waec result,up until the moment i step into the cyber cafe i was very confident of what i wrote,not until the girl before me checked her own,mehn when i saw f9 parallel,the spirit of doubt entered my mind immediately,and stupid idiot just dey ginger like ginger bread man,he just told me "oya oga give me your pin sharp sharp,no dey waste my time",and me was like "oga no vex,i forget my pin for where i travel go"my people,my liver fail me.

excuse me ma @op,i think you made a typographical error,u meant to write 7 but mistakenly added 1 in front of it,but if it is really 17,i mean wow,then your sister is very useless than that "P" in the book of Psalms.

you are whyning me?abi it's a dream come true for federer

mokt:
Is that Slim guy in Native attire their Governor?

you nor know anything,you don see a southern governor wey e slim before?pot belly is their signature seal

they look alike

deelizabeth93:
Thanks dear. I'm happy to be a salary earner. A work place at 5:30am... Even Bankers don't get to work that early. Is your office in your compound or beside your house?

Really? So you expect me to live stream BBN at work when I'm not on break...
Now I know the kind of person you are...You are very unserious and undisciplined.

at work at 5:30,he must be the GM of the company "gate man"

deelizabeth93:
Thanks dear. I'm happy to be a salary earner. A work place at 5:30am... Even Bankers don't get to work that early. Is your office in your compound or beside your house?

Really? So you expect me to live stream BBN at work when I'm not on break...
Now I know the kind of person you are...You are very unserious and undisciplined.

at work at 5:30,he must be the GM of the company "gate man"

BornAgainMay:
I am confused, I really need to stop this kind of lifestyle but each time I tried to, I get more girls cueing up to pay me a visit.

Five Girls Today and that completes it 60.

What do I do please??

They said I am too Charming

i would have said something like "you are lying sir",but it would seem like am giving to you a respect you dont deserve,what you just posted for public consumption is mathematically and physically impossible even if na diamond preek u get,after reading tis i just felt that u shouldn't just be banned,but also ur nairaland account should be wiped off the surface of the d earth like "babylon the great".

The Congregation Of God ought to be an indispensable beauty parlour,because it encourages its women members to adorn themselves with good deeds.Women need to remember that if nature has made them plain and simple,grace can make them beautiful,and if nature has made them beautiful,good deeds can add to their beauty.This short piece is to thank every lady out there who strive to cultivate godly and noble character in a world that persistently encourages you to do otherwise;thanks for pursuing beauty in its real sense."But let it be the secret person of the heart in the incorruptible adornment of the quiet and mild spirit which is of great value in the eyes of GOD,for this is how the holy women of the past who hoped in GOD used to adorn themselves to their husbands" 1peter 3:4-5.

XhosaNostra:
I smell envy

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supernatural smeller

XhosaNostra:
You're correct

4 Ur Mind

[quote author=Benblaqpost=65527796]HYENANA[/quote]NO NA UR HIGHNESS

what made me very popular in secondary school was the day that one very lin small babe like dat beat the living day light out of me,since after dat moment, i lost every bragging right till we graduated.